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Joined 06-08-08, id: 1598753, Profile Updated: 07-08-10
Author has written 5 stories for Twilight, and Vampire Academy.

Keep your coins; I want change.

I'm a junior with a knack for writing, reading, republicans, and volleyball. I wish I could actually finish something for once. My pen name is the longest story, a very funny inside joke between a friend and I; honestly, don't try to understand it, because you won't be able to. Even I wonder sometimes, myself.

Beta profile is up, so go have a peek. (I have beta-read a few times.)

Updates are most often infrequent. I don't plan out stories, they just happen.

Mr. Robert is a friend; I'm hoping he'll write. Mav beta-reads The Final Melody, which is my baby. She's great--check out her Fanfic concerns list, pronto!

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I'm Not Falling For You by ronOReds reviews
Bella get's picked to be on a dating reality show! How will the guys show their love and who will be the last one standing!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,235 - Reviews: 3302 - Favs: 2,652 - Follows: 767 - Updated: 11/12/2014 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Complete
The Half Breed Diaries by Endlessly Drowning reviews
When someone new is bitten, it will change things more than anyone can imagine. Everyone will be affected. But how will they each cope with the outcome? Relationships will be tested, and others will be formed.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 74 - Words: 201,030 - Reviews: 1041 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Complete
Breaking News by WriteOnTime reviews
Two network news anchors. One desk. In a race to get the story, love might become the headline - if they don't kill each other first. AH Canon Couples, smart people, particle physics, and tap dancing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 182,215 - Reviews: 7181 - Favs: 5,569 - Follows: 4,110 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Work in Progress by araeo reviews
AU/AH: Bella, Edward and the usual suspects are adults living in Seattle. They hit it off after a klutzy accident and E awakens B's ovaries, who never hesitate to voice their pervy opinion in B's head. Rated M for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 281,655 - Reviews: 6557 - Favs: 5,938 - Follows: 3,546 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Art School Confidential by farkle reviews
Bella finds her artistic muse and total embarrassment in person of life model Edward. How can she get him to model for her when he thinks she is a sex-crazed flake? AU-AH, M for nudity, language, lemons. Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 139,995 - Reviews: 4278 - Favs: 4,189 - Follows: 4,698 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Bella, Edward
For the Summer by camoozle reviews
Every year Bella waits for the 'Pay Checks' to roll into her sleepy river town and every year Edward's hers, just for the summer. AH, AU, OOC, B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 176,780 - Reviews: 8891 - Favs: 7,712 - Follows: 3,944 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
At the Office by mccullen reviews
So I kind of told my extremely sexy co-worker I hated his guts. And then I kind of made out with him at an office party when I got drunk. And I've kind of been trying to hide from him at work under my boss's desk. Um. AH, BxE. EDITED JUNE 2010
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,574 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 1,040 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Only Human by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Complete. A wish sends Bella back in time to Chicago, 1918, and to a human Edward. This story is baby-free.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 60,635 - Reviews: 5958 - Favs: 9,938 - Follows: 2,581 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Passing By by DeltaSwan90 reviews
It was written law in Revolutionary France, "Should a man be convicted of a crime and sentenced to hang, he may be saved by a virtuous maiden who agrees to marry him." E/B, AU, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 85,235 - Reviews: 2237 - Favs: 3,428 - Follows: 1,341 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Waiting for Dawn by Alice laughed reviews
Post Eclipse, my version. Now complete. Second place at the Twilight Awards for best alternate Breaking Dawn. Y'all are the best.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 73,561 - Reviews: 2418 - Favs: 2,907 - Follows: 1,046 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8930 - Favs: 15,063 - Follows: 3,155 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hello, Stranger by Burrberry Bugsy reviews
A college class has everyone pairing up as married couples for 28 days. But how hard would it be to focus on passing the class when you’re paired up with your worst enemy’s girlfriend? How much worse when you actually started to fall for her? ON HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 145,802 - Reviews: 2708 - Favs: 2,272 - Follows: 2,307 - Updated: 5/9/2009 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Bella, Edward
Maria by ahemyywe150 reviews
All human! Bella is aspiring towards her dream job but when a family crisis hits her, she has to adapt. This means getting a job as a babysitter for a cute little kid. Except there's one little snag: the kid's brother, Edward Cullen. BxE R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 100,004 - Reviews: 3018 - Favs: 2,618 - Follows: 1,370 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Complete
The Chatroom by Darth Vyper reviews
Darren and his friends began to discover the wonders of the internet. Need I say more? Humour, insanity, chaos and pure randomness inside. Anonymous reviews are accepted !
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,959 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 3/20/2006
The Artist's Model by InkBud reviews
AU All Human. Edward Masen is a painter in Paris known for his sensual nude portraits when he stumbles across the beautiful Bella Swan.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 48,220 - Reviews: 1154 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 767 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Bella, Edward
September by HermioneGrangerTwin reviews
Prompt: Missing Scene. Book: This Lullaby. Dexter and Remy's mother drop her off at the airport. Dexter/Remy.
This Lullaby - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Complete
The Capture by Feefella reviews
.:VAMPIRE ACADEMY FIC:. -One Shot- The first chapter of Vampire Academy from Dimitri's point of view.
Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 32 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Dimitri B., Rose H. - Complete
French Charm by LovelyPriestess reviews
They were both so different that she couldn't help but compare and muse. ZahixSerena, StantonxSerena.
Daughters of the Moon - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,524 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Complete
In Six Months I Lost My Mind But Found My Heart by An End Has A Start reviews
They’re from two different worlds but are brought together by a school exchange program. Three months at his school, three months at hers. They’re fighting each other and temptation. All Human. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 92,136 - Reviews: 2078 - Favs: 1,777 - Follows: 756 - Updated: 7/5/2008 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Psyche by lovetheheat reviews
A Jared and Kim one-shot. Psyche - noun - beloved of cupid; human soul; human mind
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Jared, Kim - Complete
Fly by nikkiRA reviews
Oneshot/ I thought Macy was crazy for believing she could fly. It takes me a while to realise that she already has. Macy running to Wes in Jason's POV.
Truth About Forever - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 432 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Complete
The Eddy Series by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Edward buys Bella a kitten. Chaos ensues.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 111 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Complete
I like bears by Alice laughed reviews
Emmett in 200 words. I just couldn't leave him alone. I might add other subjects in the future.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 64 - Published: 11/2/2007
I Love Ed by LovelyPriestess reviews
[Fluffy Oneshot][EB] Bella compares a kitten to Edward... causing an interesting argument.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Complete
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Spirit Bound Remixed reviews
A collection of separate, non-Rose POVs from Spirit Bound. Requests are taken into consideration. WARNING: obviously, contains SB spoilers. Just so ya know.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,747 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Rose H.
The Final Melody reviews
AU-H. Canon Pairs. Two teens with their own issues to deal with. He had lost his way, and she was trying to figure out which way to go. Can three months in the rainy town of Forks bring them together? "You don't scare me, Edward. You never will."
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,224 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 2/8/2010
Bella Swan's Guide to the Cullen Boys reviews
Bella Swan is sent to live with the Cullens and their five boys while her mother is abroad. She creates a Guide on how to handle them. On hiatus--reworking. AU-H.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,328 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 7/27/2009
The Patterns Of Ice reviews
OUAT contest entry. Bella Swan has always seen Faeries. What happens when one particularly handsome and off-limits young man finds himself inexplicably drawn to her? B&E.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,092 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Complete
Definitely, Maybe reviews
Canon Pairings. Bella Swan attempts to keep something vital from agent Edward Cullen. The only problem is, she might be falling for him while she does just that. On hiatus/reworking.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 59,687 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 8/7/2008