Vlad Dracula the Impaler
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Joined 06-08-08, id: 1599229, Profile Updated: 05-15-13
Author has written 9 stories for Inuyasha, Naruto, Last Apprentice series/Wardstone Chronicles, Halo, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Warcraft, Bleach, Avatar, Norse Mythology, Soul Eater, and Rosario + Vampire.

Personality: Funny, evil (as in the devil looks like a cute little bunny compared to me), blood thirsty, sometimes dark, sadistic, pyromaniac,in the words of my friend Gothicrebel, I never lose...EVER!

Likes: Ramen, anime and manga, fighting, hanging out with friends, computer, T.V., music, fantasy books and movies, weapons, Japanese culture, masks, basketball, football, dragons, wolves, demons, fanfiction, fire, gambling, soda, Naruto Abridged, all things funky, World of Warcraft, HALO BABY YEAH! Death, (the dude Death not the other death) and yuri. (I'm a dude what do you expect)

Dislikes: School, government (It's been corrupted by golden magic monkeys! DAMN YOU GOLDEN MAGIC MONKEYS! lol) all things not funky, butterflies, unicorns, chick flicks, angst, (People who complain about there lives are most certainly not funky. They need to realize that frankly I don't give a damn) cliffhangers, people who are intolerant of other peoples cultures, (And the Dutch JK Jk), anime or manga where the cool characters die in anticlimactic battles or the main character is an annoying weakling and the emo secondary character is way to overpowered. (seriously what the crap. This happened in Naruto and the manga and anime has, in the words of fanfiction writer DeExil's words, gone to shit town.)

Extreme Dislike: Yaoi (and before you freak let me explain. I don't have a problem with the people and actually support gay rights fully. But I do not need to hear about two guys doing the horizontal tango.), NarutoxHinata pairings (I used to like it but now whenever i try to find a really good story to read I find the pairing everywhere. THEY JUST WONT STOP! But seriously that pairing is way overdone so to all you other writers out there PLEASE CHILL OUT ON THE NARUTOXHINATA PARINGS. I'm not saying you should stop writing them completly but just please go easy on it I'm sure Naruto and Hinata would like the break to. And to all you other writers who don't write those parings THANK YOU.

Favorite Line:

"I'm bringin sexy back" (sorry just couldn't resist)

"Troublesome"

"Paper covers rock bitch"

"This time you have crossed the line. I will kill you and rip apart everything you've ever known and loved. NOBODY EATS MY TACO AND GETS AWAY WITH IT! NOW DIE MUTHA FUCKA!" (you learn something new about me everyday such as DONT TOUCH MY FUCKING TACOS)

"I'm one of those peaceful people who wouldn't hurt a fly and-HEY! YOU WITH THE FACE! WHERES MY MONEY MAN! HEY DONT YOU WALK AWAY FROM ME GIVE ME MY GOD DAMN MONEY!" (yeah he owed me fifty bucks)

"If you fuck with me I'll take this pepperoni AND PUNCH IT THROUGH YOUR GOD DAMN SPINE!"(yeah its better if you didn't know)

"can't touch this" (thank you MC Hammer)

"FEAR THE DEMONIC-I mean HOLY POWER OF MY NACHOS! TREMBLE IN FEAR WHILE THE CURSED-uh HOLY POWERS OF THE CHEESE RIP THOUGH YOUR SOUL! REPENT and thou selt be saved." (umm dont ask...ever. As for the repent and thou selt be saved ehh...depends what kind of mood I'm in like for instance if I'm in a bad mood I might just...you know beat your head in with a 2by4...or a panguin...not sure which let me think on that one)

Email Address: jjthealmighty@hotmail.com

Favorite Websites: www.fanfiction.net, www.onemanga.com, www.youtube.com, www.worldofwarcraft.com.

Favorite Anime/Manga: Naruto, Wolf Rain, Devil May Cry, Bleach, Fullmetal Alchemist

Favorite Game: HALO 1, 2 AND 3 BABY WOOHOO! Devil May Cry 4 and various other games.

Put this in your profile if you fell for it. I sure did, AND I AM PROUD OF IT!

You know you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn;t even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

Put this in your profile if you know someone who is fighting, has survived, or died of cancer

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Repost this if you are one of the 8 who would be laughing your rear off.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

-98 percent of internet users don't know the difference between "your" and "you're." If your part of the 2 percent that wants to punch them, put this on your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen,xGabriellaxBoltonx, xEarlySunsetsOverMonroevillex, Smartest Girl In The World, GatorPups95, 'rEd RoSe-StArFiRe-RoSeFiRe', ShimmeringJade, Sabaku no Hasame (Gaara's Desert Rose), ObeyTheSnarf, Snowing Petals, InuyashasEars, Loverofallthingschocolate, Lupanari, God of the Funky White Chicken

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile

Side Note: I know this has become preaty popular so I decided to try it. I took the inner dragon quiz here is what came out. Frankly I am not to surprised.

Scythe Drake

In the war between good and evil, your inner Dragon self is rotten with the stench of EVIL.
When it comes to the powers of Chaos vs. those of Law and Order, your inner dragon walks a fine line between Law and Chaos.
As far as magical tendencies, Your inner dragon has the ability to conquer the world of magic, but it will not be easy.
During combat situations, the Scythe Drake shows a preference for the rending and slashing of Hand to Hand combat.

Dragon Discription:

Scythe Drakes are dragons that live mostly in the darkest of shadows and travel by night, wandering where they please, mostly keeping to thick forests. They don't socialize with hardly anyone, not even their own kind. They like to keep talk short and don't hesitate to kill what they want when they want.

Scythe Drakes are quite the terrible site to dragons and humans alike. They are sometimes referred to as 'undead' for they smell of rotten flesh and wear loose, torn, grayish skin over their bones. The drake's grisly head is just a scull with strips of flesh hanging loosely from the bone. In fact, a little less than half of the drake's body is torn open, exposing bone, yet it still lives, held to life, if you can call it that, by dark magic it obtains by killing magical creatures and converting their magic to it's own evil auras.

One main reason the Scythe Drake got its name is of the long, metal-like talon that hooks out from its wrists. These large talons are called scythe talons and the drake uses them mainly in battles. They also walk on them with their front legs since the 'blade' protrudes about a foot past their bird-like claws. The talon is also some of the strongest bone in any dragon.scythe Drakes don't need to fight much, they can instantly kill any un-protected, pure-hearted creature they please with just a touch. Otherwise, they can fight with their scythe talons in physical combat. They don't use their magic for anything but staying together and living, and to blend into darkness like nothing more than a shadow. Although they are not strong fighters, they are extremely swift and tolerant to pain.

I know kind of evil right but that is what came out so I can't really complain now can I.

FAKE VS. REAL

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.

REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.

REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.

REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.

REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.

REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.

REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.

REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent that aren't, copy this, put it in you profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, Weasel Chick, Revenant666, dragonsroar, foxdude33, FallenLex, Soelle, Akihiro Asamoto, Corvin, 9tail_Naruto, FlameKaiser, NoNameNeeded, Kyuuki-sama, Seraph of Shadows, krtys, God of the Funky White Chicken

If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.

The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.

The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh?

Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you can read that please put it in your profile.

I'd be this boyfriend:

When she walks away from you mad, follow her

When she stares at your mouth, kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you, grab her and don't let go

When she starts cussing at you, kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet, ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you, give her your attention

When she pulls away, pull her back

When you see her at her worst, tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying, just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking, sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared, protect her

When she lays her head on your shoulder, tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steals your favorite hat, let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you, tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt, back yourself up

When she says that she likes you, she really does more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands, hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you, bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret, keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes, don't look away until she does

When she misses you, she's hurting inside

When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away

When she says it’s over, she still wants you to be hers

When she reposts this bulletin, she wants you to read it

When she's mad, hug her tight and don't let go

When she says she's ok, don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 years later she'll remember you

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.

Let her know she's important.

Kiss her in the pouring rain.

When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Whose ass am I kicking, babe?"

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will:
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.

Guys post as: "I'd be this boyfriend."
Girls post as: "A true boyfriend " or " what a boyfriend should do"

Side Note: I dont really get rock, paper, sizzors. Like how the hell can a piece of paper beat a rock. It should be rock, stick of dynamite with a cuttable whick,...sizzors. If you ever have a friend who does the fist thing when greeting you and you still do the original high five when he or she goes into the fist thing and you have the high five and you don't want to look like an idiot by changing it real quick just say "paper covers rock bitch" trust me its effective and preaty damn funny to use. And lastly don't touch my taco you'll live longer trust me. If you give me a taco then you have just become my best friend. Oh and for those of you who wan't to know I do have a facebook whatchama call it thing and yes I know my profile picture is a little evil looking but frankly I dont give a damn.

Side Note: Has anyone seen Ichigo's Vasto Lorde form yet?! If not it is FUCKING BAD ASS! Here's a link to see it. Seriously check it out.

http://fc01.deviantart.com/fs45/f/2009/079/8/a/VastoLord_Ichigo_by_BlueDemon13.jpg

Heres some of my favorite swords that most likely will appear in my fanfics.

Frostmourne (World of Warcraft)

http://www.ateliers-nemesis.com/images/armes/epee/frostmourne.jpg

Alastor (Devil May Cry)

http://images.wiki.wegame.com/i/rqTWU88i.jpg

Rebellion (Devil May Cry)

http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/devilmaycry/images/thumb/a/a4/Rebellion_4.jpg/300px-Rebellion_4.jpg

Force-Edge (Devil May Cry)

http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=scrseg&s=4

Red Queen (Devil May Cry)

http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/devilmaycry/images/f/fe/RedQueen.jpg

Banryuu (Inuyasha)

http://s111.photobucket.com/albums/n144/inuyasha26/05/inu1263qx2.jpg

Sounga (Inuyasha)

http://www.libertycore.org/Sounga.png

Toukijin (Inuyasha)

http://www.nationmaster.com/wikimir/images/upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/13/Weapon_toukijin.jpg

Zangetsu (Bleach)

http://media.photobucket.com/image/zangetsu/AeionX/Zangetsu.jpg

http://www.trueswords.com/showimg.php?image=images/prod/bankai_sword_sm3.jpg&width=900

Sword my girlfriend got me

http://www.trueswords.com/sorcerers-black-magic-fantasy-sword-plaque-p-4758.html

Kick ass ninja claws

http://www.trueswords.com/images/prod/arm_shark_fantasy_weapon.jpg

http://www.trueswords.com/images/prod/skull_bones_hand_claw.jpg

Scythe from 0-7 Ghost

http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs50/f/2009/326/0/2/Verloren_s_Scythe_by_Lock_Wolf.jpg

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Black Flames Dance In The Wind: Rise of Naruto by DevilKeys Writing reviews
A storm is brewing. Casting a black shadow over the world, threatening to incinerate it and scatter its ashes to the winds. Humanity's only hope lies with a young boy. A boy sacrificed for their protection, yet condemned to a life of hatred and abuse. Will the pariah become the savior? Or will mankind be cast into oblivion by a monster of their own creation?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 731,691 - Reviews: 3950 - Favs: 5,119 - Follows: 4,057 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Shock of the Lightning by battousai222 reviews
Two and a Half years can do a lot to a person. Naruto returns a different man: Strong, smart, deadly, powerful, a true ninja in every way. His path in life will reshape the Shinobi world. NarutoXFemale.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 36,995 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 543 - Updated: 6/28/2014 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Naruto U.
Angels of the Apocalypse by 666 Black Panther reviews
Naruto wins at the Valley of the End but is ran out of town where his life changes when he stumbles into a cave. Naruto/AVP Xover. M for violence and gore. Naruto/Harem Tenten, Hinata, Sakura & Ino
Crossover - Aliens/Predator & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 102,993 - Reviews: 676 - Favs: 1,731 - Follows: 1,559 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Naruto U.
Insatiable Instability by Neotonix reviews
A boy finds his destiny in the strangest of places. Watch as he tries to show the world his existence, through his cunning and strength. The master of Jyuken is born. Slight Tenjou Tenge crossover.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,468 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 3/19/2014 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Naruto U.
Mizu No Oni by Rase TheMasterofLivingDarkness reviews
They say that water is everywhere, you simply need to look. What happens when the power to pull this water is given to Naruto. Find out how he will use this gift. slightly dark naruto/harem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,036 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 929 - Follows: 995 - Updated: 10/13/2013 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Naruto U., Haku
Full Moon Rage by maskmaker88 reviews
Naruto turns into a Werewolf at age six and is trained outside the village for six years. Now he's back and ready to fight. Smart strong Naruto. Graphic. Chapter 8 edited.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,127 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 4/23/2013 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Naruto U.
Honorable Amends by LightYagami25 reviews
During the fight at the Valley of the End, Naruto encounters many things he did not know about. Including his mysterious past, which included his brother and his family, why were his memories sealed off? Why does Naruto posses the powerful Sharingan bloodline... what is his past...and what is his future? Read and find out! Read & Review!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,818 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 11/2/2012 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
The Ice Hound by piercing kage kitsune reviews
Six year old Naruto discovers a unique ice ability during training. Two months later he's chased by a jounin, then saved by an Astral Fox who is the guardian of the Uzumaki clan.NarutoxLucy from Elfen Lied and partial Naruto/Inuyashaxover,colder Naruto.CH 1-10 aren't written as well as CH 11 and on will be. My writing has changed a lot over the hiatus between CH 10 and 11.
Crossover - Naruto & Elfen Lied - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,972 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 545 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Naruto U., Lucy / Nyu
BURN by atomicage334 reviews
born as a sacrifice, life as a weapon. Naruto is one of Konahas elite, however through out his life he has always been searching for a purpose for his existence this is the story of his life as he falls into the darkness of insanity. M for blood no pair
Crossover - Final Fantasy VII & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 34,107 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Sephiroth, Naruto U.
The Rise of the Sharingan brothers by helovestowrite reviews
AU In this story Sasuke has a brother in Naruto and Naruto gains the Sharingan together they will save the world from the bastard Akatsuki and Oroch... Pairings... NaruxTema and SasukexFemHaku no NaruHina due to overuse
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 63,692 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 5/5/2012 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Death Dog by OniRudra37 reviews
Naruto is a soul that has been dead for nearly 4000 years. He has grown in hell to a force to raze the DC Universe to the ground, that is if he can get a certain sorceress off his mind.
Crossover - Naruto & Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 58,978 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Naruto U., Raven
Antagonist by Kalashnikov2092 reviews
Naruto is dead. Long live Naruto. Newly revised chapters with better grammar and small additions.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 23 - Words: 95,777 - Reviews: 1106 - Favs: 2,174 - Follows: 1,875 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Naruto U., Cirucci T.
A Hero Dies Under Amber Skies by Slayer End reviews
AU Naruto/Star Wars: Clone Wars unlike any other... Naruto, on a mission that would decide the fate of the Shinobi world, is supposedly drowned in tree sap. 100 million years later, an Amber fossil is discovered by the Republic. Who is this dark, odd man?
Crossover - Naruto & Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,307 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 593 - Updated: 3/17/2011 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Naruto U.
Naruto of the Hydra by Draton reviews
Tired of the stares and whispers four year old Naruto hops on a caravan and leaves Konoha. 11 years later he shows up, after being taught by one of the strongest shinobi in history, Salamander Hanzo. Pairings uncertain. May change character category ltr.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,366 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 1,825 - Follows: 1,729 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Naruto U., Konan
The Devil's Blade by RisenInfection reviews
AU/AR. He grew in a society of blood and steel. He became strong and his lust for blood became even stronger. Now, Uzumaki Naruto, the feared Devil of the Flood, roams the land, seeking a new opponent to defeat him. Will that person... be you
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 65,557 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Naruto U.
Naruto: Rise of the Demon Warrior by OniRyuu85 reviews
When two strangers show up in Konoha after the Kyuubi is sealed, what will become of Naruto? NaruHarem, lots of pairings, M rating for language, violence, and LOTS of lemons. Pairings are still being decided. Lemons won't come till about chapter 4.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 117,934 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 8/7/2010 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Naruto U.
Naruto of the Destruction Eye by Eien no Mangekyou Sharingan reviews
Discontinued
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,880 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Naruto U.
Naruto of the Transcendent Eyes by Eien no Mangekyou Sharingan reviews
Discontinued
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,187 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Naruto U.
True Shinobi by Eien no Mangekyou Sharingan reviews
Discontinued
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,693 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Naruto U.
The Archangel by DeExil reviews
Naruto didn't take just one jutsu from the scroll of sealing, he took three. Kage Bunshin and two more; what will happen when he suddenly changes into something that only the heavens have seen and humans have only heard of? Massive AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 92,833 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Naruto U.
Blue to Black by Jean815 reviews
Have you ever wondered what would happen to Alagaesia if Eragon were bad instead of good? Well, wonder no more...
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 59,147 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/13/2010 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Eragon S.
Child of Hate, Samurai of Fate by OniRudra37 reviews
Imagine that when Naruto stole the scroll of sealing, he couldn't find a technique that he could do. So this led him to changing his profession. Naruto of Samurai profession. Strong, smart, and cynical naruto. Team 7 bashed hard,ON HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 105,578 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 743 - Follows: 648 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Naruto U.
Determination by Sdebeli reviews
Faced with the reality of shinobi life after the battle at the bridge in Wave, Naruto turns a new leaf and begins training seriously. Serious Naruto/ NOT GODLIKE, pairing Naruto x Anko
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 169,476 - Reviews: 830 - Favs: 2,048 - Follows: 1,770 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Oretachi no Sadame by T.D. Sugoi reviews
Narrowly escaping from his death, Naruto is rescued from the brink of insanity by two people: Uchiha Natsuko and the Kyuubi. What else is new? NarutoxOC. On-hold until I come to terms with my Dadès death.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 116,145 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
But for the Grace of God by Ryo-Wolf reviews
If not for the smallest of changes, it is said one can essentially become another. With such a change, how similar can Naruto and Gaara become? In a world where these two similar individuals exist, what will happen when they meet? /Not Yaoi. Female Gaara.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 82,841 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 10/8/2009 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Naruto U., Gaara
CHANGE by averyhyperhanyou reviews
Naruto Uzumaki. Headstrong, Good Heart, Vessle, Dead? Naruto is captured by Itachi at the end of the Wave arch. There he is kept for a year, tortured, and soon becomes a lifless body. everyone at home thinks he is dead, but he isnt, NOT YAOI, NarutoX?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,002 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 6/13/2007 - Naruto U., Hana I.
Will of the King by straros reviews
Awaking to a collar around his neck and no memories of his past, Naruto is forced to fight for his sanity in a new world for the will of a Gnome king yet when the collar falls and his memories return who will feel his wrath, azeroth will never be the same
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 48,137 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Naruto U.
The Heart of Winter by 24CaratCoal reviews
One of my 'What if' stories. What if Naruto had run away at a young age to be found and raise by Momochi Zabuza? Find out. Rated M for mature language, violence and implications of sex. Initial pairing, NarutoXfemHaku. Smart Strong Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,748 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 2/9/2009
Life of a Blonde Ninja: To Love Ru style! by panda-kun77 reviews
Naruto, a goofy and hyper-active Demonic Ninja finds himself living with the Yuuki Family in Japan, where a destined meeting with Aliens leave Naruto to ponder over one thing. 'Is love full of troubles' -Naruto and To Love Ru crossover-
Crossover - Naruto & To Love-Ru - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,711 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Naruto U.
Kung Fu Kitsune by Zaion Indulias reviews
After the battle at the Valley of the End Naruto finds him self in another world, transformed into the form of a fox. Now he must master Kung Fu in order to become the Dragon Warrior in his quest to return home. Pairing tbd later. Suggestions welcome. **DISCONTINUED**
Crossover - Naruto & Kung Fu Panda - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 32,975 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 783 - Follows: 726 - Updated: 5/5/2009 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Mist by NeonZangetsu reviews
Robin considered her life a dead end. Until Crocodile was defeated, but not by Monkey D. Luffy. Instead a high ranking Navy officer with cursed fruit powers takes the kill. He proposes a deal with Robin. But at what cost to him and herself? Naruto x-over
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,294 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 3/3/2009 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Robin
Naruto: Alien by IncandescentOne reviews
While looking for Tora Naruto is attacked by a facehugger. When he wakes up he's changed a bit. AVP game Crossover.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,610 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 461 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Naruto U.
Not home anymore by DeExil reviews
AU While returning from his training with Jiraiya, Naruto encounters Itachi who makes a jutsu with the intent to immobilize the boy but does a couple of hand signs wrong and sends Naruto in another world. -NarutoxWorldofWarcraft crossover- -NaruxOCxOC-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 211,021 - Reviews: 894 - Favs: 1,051 - Follows: 695 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 9/13/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
United by Zagger the Bloody Angel reviews
After a near capture of the Rokubi vessel, the villages unite and bring the nine together. Only problem, old issues never die. Naruto/?, Lemons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 56,205 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Naruto U., Fū
Jinchiruuki's Uprising: Rise of the Vizards by AC Aero reviews
When Orochimaru messed with Naruto's seal, he caused an imbalance. An imbalance that reformed itself from a weakness into a strength. Naruto will use his new strength to rise up in the ranks...NarutoXHiyori
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,119 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 11/12/2008 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Naruto U.
Naruto, Master of the Sharingan by Goliith reviews
What if Naruto was injured when he was young, destorying one of his eyes? What if the Kyuubi offered to help him out, and gave him a Sharingan, more powerful than anyone before? Come on in and find out.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,571 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 169 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Naruto U.
Rin'negan no Naruto: Ninja Collapse by Final Fantasy of a Dreamer reviews
Naruto is attacked by root and flees fearing the consequences while unconsiously unlocking the rin'negan. He meets Itachi stealing his eyes and place in Akatsuki. Life from Akatsuki Naruto/Konan younger /Yugito/Fem Kyuu M for future
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,750 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Naruto U., Konan
hollow by Tenacious maelstrom reviews
When the shinigami gifted Naruto after the sealing,it normally would have been a good thing,had the Kyuubi not been a hollow.With the blood of both a reaper and hollow,Naruto is neither,and yet,is both, but he's not a vizard or arrancar.he's something els
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,986 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 44 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Naruto U.
Naruto: The True Devil Bringer by Final Fantasy of a Dreamer reviews
No one knew what sealing Kyuubi in Naruto could cause. At age 7, these side effects are shown on his right arm during a riot. Watch as he grows strong and becomes "The True Devil Bringer." Sakura & Sasuke bashing naru/femkyuu/harem 1st story M for future
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,563 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 190 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Crimson Edge by Case13 reviews
Uzumaki Naruto always knew he was special. He always knew he was important. He thought it was because of the Kyuubi. Turns out he got two out of the three right. Bleach crossover
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,033 - Reviews: 752 - Favs: 2,040 - Follows: 1,890 - Updated: 9/9/2008 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Naruto U., Tenten
The White Whiskermarked Mask by FollowTheReaper reviews
Konoha was in the grips of a heat wave, Naruto was killed by a fleeing enemy ninja, And now he's a ghost with a Hollow mask. Sent to Soul Society by a large shinigami with a weird hairstyle. NarutoxBleach X-Over
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,594 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Naruto U.
Red Moon's Cry by Magic Shade reviews
An attack on Naruto under an eerily glowing moon leaves him with new powers and responsibilities. Will he be able to control this new beast, or will it destroy him? Werewolf Naruto. Dark/Smart Naruto. Undecided Pairing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,952 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 7/30/2008 - Published: 10/30/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Dimensional Travel Is Confusing by Da-Deranged-Dude reviews
Kyuubi accidentally sends Naruto to another dimension, where he meets his alternate self. The problem is, the alternate Akatsuki are few steps away from world domination. Did I mention Naruto's alternate self was female? NaruHarem. Reviews make me happy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,651 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 518 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
The Once and Future King, of Bandits by JackOfBladesX reviews
He ascended nearly a year ago. No one knew who he was, no one could catch him, no one could match him. So what events will occur when a pair of very remorseful parents, learn that their child is the infamous King of Bandits!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,100 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 4/24/2008 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Naruto U.
The Ultimate Weapon by HiddenDevil reviews
After a beating that almost cost him his life. Naruto will become an emotionless tool that will either destory or protect his village that he calls home. Pairings NarutoxOC and harem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,832 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Naruto U.
The Shark's Apprentice by tgobg reviews
Taken out of the village and left for dead. Naruto is found by arguable the most sadistic man alive. What happens to him now?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,768 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 4/3/2008 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Naruto U.
The Imprint by MogtheGnome reviews
What would happen if Naruto was in the wrong place at the wrong time? What if Itachi decided that he needed another failsafe to measure his potential besides Sasuke? Maybe it wasn't his sharingan that made him so strong... What if it was just him?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,096 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 804 - Follows: 731 - Updated: 2/26/2008 - Published: 7/14/2007
Transfromation Jutsu, NANI? by Trixy Fox reviews
During the fight with Shukaku, one of Naruto's jutsus goes haywire leaving him stranded in a new body. Kyuubi is laughing evilly and Sasuke is going to need a new pair of pants. Rate T for language and violent scenes. No romance pairings planed!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,829 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 2/12/2008 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Revenge of the Fox by SaiyanWarrior200 reviews
AU Orochimaru offers seven year old Naruto a chance to not be hated. He accepts and joins the Snake Sannin and The Land of Sound. Dark Naruto fic. rating may change. Main pairing NaruTayu. A/N: This story is done! Working on Sequel!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 175,545 - Reviews: 1305 - Favs: 1,574 - Follows: 879 - Updated: 2/7/2008 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Naruto U., Tayuya - Complete
If Only by Mari Falcon reviews
Naruto and Sasuke stumble across a strange object in the woods. It lets out a sudden burst of power and Naruto is knocked unconscious. He wakes up to find everything is wrong. Is it genjutsu? A concussion? Hallucinations? Or something else?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 115,771 - Reviews: 1510 - Favs: 1,716 - Follows: 707 - Updated: 12/20/2007 - Published: 3/15/2007 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Kage No Naruto by Score89 reviews
At the age of seven Naruto has an unpleasant accident with the villagers, that 1 day changes the life of Naruto and the entire elemental nations.What follows is the story of the rise of a legend, one as powerful as the Gods. SuperNaruto. NarutoAnko
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,634 - Reviews: 669 - Favs: 837 - Follows: 1,096 - Updated: 7/14/2007 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Vengeance by Jeffaplus reviews
AU. Oneshot. While tracking the Ra’zac through the Beor Mountains, Eragon and Saphira come across a Shrrg — a giant wolf. They soon discover that he has the gift of speech ... but is he a friend, or a foe? Please R&R!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,504 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/12/2007 - Complete
Elements are made for playing with by avan91 reviews
Naruto influenced by Avatar the last Air Bender. Naruto, the possible heir to many elements, and his journey through ninjahood as a bender. He isn't as stupid as he seems, or as weak.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,714 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 4/2/2006 - Published: 1/1/2006
A Simple Mistake by TailFear reviews
ABANDONED Originally a crack!fic. NarutoHP cross. A simple mistake in a summoning spell lands Naruto and Gaara at Hogwarts in the midst of the war against Voldemort. Good job Harry.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,474 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 2/19/2006 - Published: 7/29/2005
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Awesome Challenges You've Never Seen On Fanfiction! reviews
Just a bunch of challenges I've either never seen or have never seen done well. Check them out. Some are pretty cool if I do say so myself.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/25/2013 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Chained Wolf reviews
What if the god Fenrir broke free of his chains? What if he met Percy Jackson? Set during 3rd book. Rated M to be safe. Could get bloody.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Norse Mythology - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,365 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Percy J., Fenrir
Deathwing of Konoha reviews
What would happen if Naruto had met Deathwing? Watch as Naruto rises to power as the new Aspect of Death. Possibly a Naruto/Alexstrasza pairing or Naruto/Ysera pairing.
Crossover - Warcraft & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 131 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Alexstrasza, Naruto U.
Naruto: The Shadow of Death reviews
Something happened when Naruto was little. Something that changed him. Read and find out what happens. Turns into a major crossover after a few chapters. Rated M for blood and gore
Crossover - Naruto & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,716 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Dark Naruto/Yami Naruto, Mizore S.
Naruto: Demon Star of Konoha reviews
What if during an attack on Naruto by the villagers he unlocked a bloodline? The bloodline of the infamous Star Clan. Will become a major crossover later on. Will also have elements from other anime.
Crossover - Naruto & Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,065 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 138 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Naruto U., Black Star
Challenge Fic reviews
This is just a challenge I thought up that some of you might like to do. Look inside for more info and let me know if ya do it.
Crossover - Halo & Avatar - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Complete
Naruto Jaggerjack reviews
At the age of six Naruto was killed by a mob. Grimmjow soon appeared on the sceen and killed the villages. What will happen when Grimmjow decides to stay in the human world and take care of the blonde jinchuuriki?
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,259 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Naruto U., Grimmjow J.
Speak Threateningly and Carry a Large FWOOM reviews
Tom finds something in the catacombes while facing the Bane. A certain gem with all the powers of a warlock. Last Apprentice meets Looking For Group. TomxAlice rated M mostly for blood and gore.
Last Apprentice series/Wardstone Chronicles - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,645 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/28/2010 - Published: 4/18/2010
Naruto The Demon Wolf Dog reviews
What if when Orochimaru, the gay pedophile he is, placed the Five Pronged Seal on Naruto something changed? Naruto will unlock a new power and show the world he is worthy to be called Sesshomaru's son. On Hiatus until it is either rewriten or adopted.
Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,308 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Sesshomaru, Naruto U.