Author has written 9 stories for Inuyasha, Naruto, Last Apprentice series/Wardstone Chronicles, Halo, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Warcraft, Bleach, Avatar, Norse Mythology, Soul Eater, and Rosario + Vampire.
Personality: Funny, evil (as in the devil looks like a cute little bunny compared to me), blood thirsty, sometimes dark, sadistic, pyromaniac,in the words of my friend Gothicrebel, I never lose...EVER!
Likes: Ramen, anime and manga, fighting, hanging out with friends, computer, T.V., music, fantasy books and movies, weapons, Japanese culture, masks, basketball, football, dragons, wolves, demons, fanfiction, fire, gambling, soda, Naruto Abridged, all things funky, World of Warcraft, HALO BABY YEAH! Death, (the dude Death not the other death) and yuri. (I'm a dude what do you expect)
Dislikes: School, government (It's been corrupted by golden magic monkeys! DAMN YOU GOLDEN MAGIC MONKEYS! lol) all things not funky, butterflies, unicorns, chick flicks, angst, (People who complain about there lives are most certainly not funky. They need to realize that frankly I don't give a damn) cliffhangers, people who are intolerant of other peoples cultures, (And the Dutch JK Jk), anime or manga where the cool characters die in anticlimactic battles or the main character is an annoying weakling and the emo secondary character is way to overpowered. (seriously what the crap. This happened in Naruto and the manga and anime has, in the words of fanfiction writer DeExil's words, gone to shit town.)
Extreme Dislike: Yaoi (and before you freak let me explain. I don't have a problem with the people and actually support gay rights fully. But I do not need to hear about two guys doing the horizontal tango.), NarutoxHinata pairings (I used to like it but now whenever i try to find a really good story to read I find the pairing everywhere. THEY JUST WONT STOP! But seriously that pairing is way overdone so to all you other writers out there PLEASE CHILL OUT ON THE NARUTOXHINATA PARINGS. I'm not saying you should stop writing them completly but just please go easy on it I'm sure Naruto and Hinata would like the break to. And to all you other writers who don't write those parings THANK YOU.
"I'm bringin sexy back" (sorry just couldn't resist)
"Paper covers rock bitch"
"This time you have crossed the line. I will kill you and rip apart everything you've ever known and loved. NOBODY EATS MY TACO AND GETS AWAY WITH IT! NOW DIE MUTHA FUCKA!" (you learn something new about me everyday such as DONT TOUCH MY FUCKING TACOS)
"I'm one of those peaceful people who wouldn't hurt a fly and-HEY! YOU WITH THE FACE! WHERES MY MONEY MAN! HEY DONT YOU WALK AWAY FROM ME GIVE ME MY GOD DAMN MONEY!" (yeah he owed me fifty bucks)
"If you fuck with me I'll take this pepperoni AND PUNCH IT THROUGH YOUR GOD DAMN SPINE!"(yeah its better if you didn't know)
"can't touch this" (thank you MC Hammer)
"FEAR THE DEMONIC-I mean HOLY POWER OF MY NACHOS! TREMBLE IN FEAR WHILE THE CURSED-uh HOLY POWERS OF THE CHEESE RIP THOUGH YOUR SOUL! REPENT and thou selt be saved." (umm dont ask...ever. As for the repent and thou selt be saved ehh...depends what kind of mood I'm in like for instance if I'm in a bad mood I might just...you know beat your head in with a 2by4...or a panguin...not sure which let me think on that one)
Email Address: firstname.lastname@example.org
Favorite Anime/Manga: Naruto, Wolf Rain, Devil May Cry, Bleach, Fullmetal Alchemist
Favorite Game: HALO 1, 2 AND 3 BABY WOOHOO! Devil May Cry 4 and various other games.
Put this in your profile if you fell for it. I sure did, AND I AM PROUD OF IT!
You know you live in 2007 when...
1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn;t even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
Put this in your profile if you know someone who is fighting, has survived, or died of cancer
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.
92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Repost this if you are one of the 8 who would be laughing your rear off.
Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.
-98 percent of internet users don't know the difference between "your" and "you're." If your part of the 2 percent that wants to punch them, put this on your profile.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen,xGabriellaxBoltonx, xEarlySunsetsOverMonroevillex, Smartest Girl In The World, GatorPups95, 'rEd RoSe-StArFiRe-RoSeFiRe', ShimmeringJade, Sabaku no Hasame (Gaara's Desert Rose), ObeyTheSnarf, Snowing Petals, InuyashasEars, Loverofallthingschocolate, Lupanari, God of the Funky White Chicken
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile
Side Note: I know this has become preaty popular so I decided to try it. I took the inner dragon quiz here is what came out. Frankly I am not to surprised.
In the war between good and evil, your inner Dragon self is rotten with the stench of EVIL.
Scythe Drakes are dragons that live mostly in the darkest of shadows and travel by night, wandering where they please, mostly keeping to thick forests. They don't socialize with hardly anyone, not even their own kind. They like to keep talk short and don't hesitate to kill what they want when they want.
Scythe Drakes are quite the terrible site to dragons and humans alike. They are sometimes referred to as 'undead' for they smell of rotten flesh and wear loose, torn, grayish skin over their bones. The drake's grisly head is just a scull with strips of flesh hanging loosely from the bone. In fact, a little less than half of the drake's body is torn open, exposing bone, yet it still lives, held to life, if you can call it that, by dark magic it obtains by killing magical creatures and converting their magic to it's own evil auras.
One main reason the Scythe Drake got its name is of the long, metal-like talon that hooks out from its wrists. These large talons are called scythe talons and the drake uses them mainly in battles. They also walk on them with their front legs since the 'blade' protrudes about a foot past their bird-like claws. The talon is also some of the strongest bone in any dragon.scythe Drakes don't need to fight much, they can instantly kill any un-protected, pure-hearted creature they please with just a touch. Otherwise, they can fight with their scythe talons in physical combat. They don't use their magic for anything but staying together and living, and to blend into darkness like nothing more than a shadow. Although they are not strong fighters, they are extremely swift and tolerant to pain.
I know kind of evil right but that is what came out so I can't really complain now can I.
FAKE VS. REAL
FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.
FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!”
FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.
FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.
FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!
FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent that aren't, copy this, put it in you profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, Weasel Chick, Revenant666, dragonsroar, foxdude33, FallenLex, Soelle, Akihiro Asamoto, Corvin, 9tail_Naruto, FlameKaiser, NoNameNeeded, Kyuuki-sama, Seraph of Shadows, krtys, God of the Funky White Chicken
If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.
The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.
The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
If you can read that please put it in your profile.
I'd be this boyfriend:
When she walks away from you mad, follow her
When she stares at your mouth, kiss her
When she pushes you or hits you, grab her and don't let go
When she starts cussing at you, kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet, ask her whats wrong
When she ignores you, give her your attention
When she pulls away, pull her back
When you see her at her worst, tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying, just hold her and don't say a word
When you see her walking, sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared, protect her
When she lays her head on your shoulder, tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steals your favorite hat, let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she teases you, tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesn't answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay
When she looks at you with doubt, back yourself up
When she says that she likes you, she really does more than you could understand
When she grabs at your hands, hold hers and play with her fingers
When she bumps into you, bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tells you a secret, keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes, don't look away until she does
When she misses you, she's hurting inside
When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away
When she says it’s over, she still wants you to be hers
When she reposts this bulletin, she wants you to read it
When she's mad, hug her tight and don't let go
When she says she's ok, don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 years later she'll remember you
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.
Let her know she's important.
Kiss her in the pouring rain.
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Whose ass am I kicking, babe?"
If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will:
Guys post as: "I'd be this boyfriend."
Side Note: I dont really get rock, paper, sizzors. Like how the hell can a piece of paper beat a rock. It should be rock, stick of dynamite with a cuttable whick,...sizzors. If you ever have a friend who does the fist thing when greeting you and you still do the original high five when he or she goes into the fist thing and you have the high five and you don't want to look like an idiot by changing it real quick just say "paper covers rock bitch" trust me its effective and preaty damn funny to use. And lastly don't touch my taco you'll live longer trust me. If you give me a taco then you have just become my best friend. Oh and for those of you who wan't to know I do have a facebook whatchama call it thing and yes I know my profile picture is a little evil looking but frankly I dont give a damn.
Side Note: Has anyone seen Ichigo's Vasto Lorde form yet?! If not it is FUCKING BAD ASS! Here's a link to see it. Seriously check it out.
Heres some of my favorite swords that most likely will appear in my fanfics.
Frostmourne (World of Warcraft)
Alastor (Devil May Cry)
Rebellion (Devil May Cry)
Force-Edge (Devil May Cry)
Red Queen (Devil May Cry)
Sword my girlfriend got me
Kick ass ninja claws
Scythe from 0-7 Ghost