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Joined 06-08-08, id: 1599391, Profile Updated: 02-25-10
Author has written 2 stories for Naruto.

well i guess ill tell you guys a little something about me...

name- Jordan, Jay, or Sidesweep.

Height- 5'11

age- 14

weight- 160

live- Ohio

Hair- blue black

eyes- Light blue/green

Hobbies- Reading, Music, Writing...thats the reason im on here, hanging out with my friends, just being a normal teenager...

Family- 2 sisters, 1 step-sister, and 3 half brothers

(lives with me) (doesn't ) (only one does)

You know you live in 2008 when

1. You acidentley enter your password on your microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or myspace.

4. You would rather look all over the house for the remote rather than just pushing the buttons on the t.v.

6. Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7. As you read this list keep nodding and smiling.

8. As you read this list you think of sending it to all your friends.

9. And you were to busy to notice # 5

10. And you scrolled back up to see if their was a # 5

11. Now your laughing at yourself stupidly.

12. Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

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To kiss a Hyuga by FaintFalconHunter reviews
It has always been a Hyuga tradition that you must marry the person you share your first kiss with. She wanted her first kiss to be Naruto Uzumaki but we don't always get what we want.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 45,145 - Reviews: 1199 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 6/25/2014 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
The story of Uzumaki Naruto by Dreetje reviews
After hearing the truth about Kyuubi by Mizuki, Naruto doesn't join Team 7. No, he trains for 6 months under Mitarashi Anko. During this time he learns about his past, his present and his future.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 45 - Words: 302,050 - Reviews: 2145 - Favs: 3,937 - Follows: 2,586 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
Heisetsu: Similarities in Opposites by Phailen reviews
AU. Naruto was merely trying to avoid public eye in the forest when an odd series of events left him caring for a foul mouthed red headed girl. NaruTayu. One-shot turned story. M for language and violence. Slightly dark Naruto and Tayuya at times
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 109,711 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 547 - Updated: 10/17/2009 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Naruto U., Tayuya
The Avatar and the Demon by RaiderXV reviews
The story begins right at the end of the battle at the valley of the end. Naruto will be banished from Konoha and travel to visit the world of Aaang. NaruHina AangKata...Warning: Sakura and Sasuke bashing.
Crossover - Naruto & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 62,525 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 941 - Follows: 956 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 5/19/2008 - Naruto U., Aang
Red Stained Rain by seventhSINwrath reviews
After discoveing the truth about Kyuubi Naruto leaves Konoha, years later an assasin for hire whos puppet skill rival even that of Sasori the Red Sand emerges with a strong hate for Konoha. Warning: Yaoi, Yaoi-Harem, Threesomes, Het, Yuri.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,930 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Naruto U.
a new life by kyosuke-date-the soultaker reviews
A somewhat new look on Naruto's life, as he is bound to another person and mistreated his whole life... this is a NarutoXHanabi but I plan to make it into a NarutoXharem. TO BE REWRITTEN
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,478 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Naruto U., Hanabi H. - Complete
Shinigami Doll by Van 'n' Kim reviews
Naruto ynm cross YAOI WARN. There is a mass murder attack on Okinawa. The killer is unknown, but a spirit knows. But he is an S ranked criminal that loves dolls, especially pretty ones like Hisoka. Will the puppet ever ever escape his strings?
Yami no Matsuei - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,403 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 11/10/2007
Bloodline Destroyer by oso1991 reviews
Naruto is taken out of the village by Itachi on the Hokage's order. When Naruto returns though, he has a power that will make the Sharingan shatter, Byakugan blind, and the Rinnegan helpless. Super powered Naruto. Sakura and Sasuke bashing. Naruharem DISC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 168,479 - Reviews: 1534 - Favs: 2,733 - Follows: 1,969 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Naruto U., Haku
True Love, the Perfict Pair by Garouga88 reviews
Kiba and Hinata's lives, Kiba has always adored the angel of his eye Hinata, but she has always loved Naruto, but Kiba doesn't give up that easy, he needs to find a way to win her heart. And with Kiba's determination he might just do it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,847 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/20/2008 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Kiba I., Hinata H.
Hinata Moves Away by cherryblossoms18097 reviews
Hinata is 16 and moves away, but when she comes back, Naruto has a new girlfriend? Who is she? And why does she hate Hinata so much?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,333 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Washing the pain away by DeExil reviews
He wanted to summon the Yondaime and make him feel pain, but he somehow made mistake...he summoned the wrong person. One-shot Naruto x Kushina INCEST, DON'T READ IF YOU DON'T LIKE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,000 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 192 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Naruto U., Kushina U. - Complete
Christmas Confessions by Cynchick reviews
Sakura convinces Kakashi that spending Christmas together is better than being alone, and they both learn that the best gifts are the ones you never expected to receive. KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,211 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 756 - Follows: 70 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Unexpected Love by envayne reviews
Naruto kills Itachi and something flares between him and Mikoto, read to find out.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,088 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 164 - Published: 10/23/2007 - Naruto U., Mikoto U.
Copycat Bloodline by HarbingerLady reviews
There is sharingan that could copy jutsus, what if there is a bloodline that could copy other bloodlines?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,952 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 774 - Follows: 974 - Updated: 7/25/2005 - Published: 4/7/2005 - Naruto U.
Naruto : Return of the Shinobi by Anime-Freak2k5 reviews
Naruto leaves the hidden leaf village....now after 10 years he has return. What secrets does he posses and what enemies will he bring along. Chapter 40 is up. And Nouhatsu the Puppet Master has return.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 105,071 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 11/10/2004 - Published: 6/26/2003
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frozen heart reviews
naruto comes home and stumbles across his love, his life, the only thing keeping him in the village with kiba..watch naruto's heart frozen over and locked away forever chip away piece by piece by Tayuya as he works for Orochimaru. ooc characters....
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,253 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 3/3/2009 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Naruto U., Tayuya
Demon Emergence Shinigami Naruto redone reviews
what if Iruka wasn’t there to save him and Kyuubi had to give Naruto shinigami powers to save him. Took over by Shika-lazy all credit up till chapter 8 goes to maelstromofire. on hold!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,893 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 10/11/2008 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
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