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Name: kmcdancer1958

Age: Between 1 and 100

Location: United States

Butterfinger32 and Miss Purty are some of my real life best friends

Miss Purty

butterfinger32

My FictionPress Account:

www.fictionpress.com/~kmcdancer1958

The PERFECT GUY:

-Text her EVERYDAY to see how she is doing.

-Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.

-Tease her, but let her tease back.

-Stay up all night with her when she's sick.

-Watch her favorite movie with her.

-Won't wipe his mouth after he kissed her.

-Give her the world.

-Let her wear his clothes.

-When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.

-Let her know she's important.

-Kiss her in the pouring rain.

-When she runs up to him crying, the first thing he says is, "Who's butt and I beating today, baby?"

Every girl wishes for the perfect guy... -heart-

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser

Stop Stereotypes!

Fave Couples

Camp Rock- ShanexMitchie, NatexCaitlyn, JasonxOC

Wizards of Waverly Place- DeanxAlex, JustinxMiranda

Twilight- Love- Edward and Bella, Alice and Jasper, Rosalie and Emmet

Like- Bella and Jacob until Edward came back

Hate-

Life With Derek- DerekxSally, CaseyxMax

High School Musical- Troyella, Chaylor, Zekepay,

Zoey 101- Choey, MichaelxLisa, DanaxLogan, QuinnxLogan, LolaxVince

Hannah Montana- Jiley, Loliver, Robbie Ray and Heather

Clique- Clam, Massington, Jolivia

Real Life

Nothing. It's their life and they choose who they want to date. I think some couples are cute and some I don't like, but it's not my life to live.

Fave Actresses- Alyson Stoner, Chelsea Staub, Demi Lovato, Selena Gomez, Miley Cyrus, Emily Osment, Vanessa Hudgens, Ashley Tisdale, Brenda Song, Danielle Panabaker, Kay Panabaker, Monique Coleman, Olesya Rulin,

Fave Actors- Joe Jonas, Nick Jonas, Kevin Jonas, Zac Efron, Mitchel Musso, Jason Earles, David Henrie, Jake T. Austin,

Fave Singers- Selena Gomez, Demi Lovato, The Jonas Brothers, Paramore, Alyson Stoner, Taylor Swift, Sara Bareilles, Zac Efron, Vanessa Hudgens, Ashley Tisdale, Corbin Bleu, Aly & AJ

Favorite Movies- HSM (1, 2, & 3), Camp Rock, Soccer Mom, Meet Dave,

Favorite Books- Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, Breaking Dawn, The Clique series,


You're going to hate me for making my profile longer, but sometime SOON I will go through it and delete what I don't need on here.

For now, read all of it!


Best friends are like bras: Hard to find the perfect one, but when you do, they're close to your heart and supportive.

We live in a world
Where people pretend
That they are true fans
Well, this needs to be put to an end.
They fake like they know them
When in reality, they know squat
They act like they love them
Well, this acting has to stop!
They only notice their looks
Instead of what is deep inside
They never notice their music
And us real fans know it, those fake ones can't hide.
They don't know any songs
And they can't sing along, well that's not right
Whether it is Mandy, S.O.S, or Seven O Five.
They rate them for the wrong reasons
On scales of one to ten
Always picking Nick and Joe
But never Kevin.
He know he's treated differently
That much is true
Well, fake fans don't care
I sure care, do you?
They buy up all the tickets
Just so they can see their asses
Well, our boys can see through them
Those fake fans need some glasses!
They get to meet them before us,
The true fans in the stands
They just want to date them
Just like all the other bands.
Sure they might be pretty
And sure they might be smart
But their insecurity won't ever get
Their faces implanted on their hearts.
They will always go for us,
The real and the true
I am not a fake fan, but the question is...
Are you?
If you love and support these boys
You'll put this on your site
And always listen to their songs
And love them for reasons that are right.
Look past the faces
And dig deeper within
And discover the true beauty that lies
In Joe, Nick and Kevin.
Wow How awesome and true is that!?


You think I'm Weird?

Then You're too normal

Jonas Brothers made it cool to be young and wear suits

Jonas Brothers made it cool to watch Disney Channel

Jonas Brothers made it cool to wear purity rings

Jonas Brothers made it cool for guys to cry

Jonas Brothers made it cool to fall

Jonas Brothers made it cool to live

1. At least 2 people in this world love you so much they would die for you.

2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way.

3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you.

4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you.

5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep.

6. You mean the world to someone.

7. If not for you, someone may not be living.

8. You are special and unique.

9. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you.

10. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it.

11. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look: you most likely turned your back on the world.

12. When you think you have no chance of getting what you want, you probably won't get it, but if you believe in yourself, probably, sooner or later, you will get it.

13. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks.

14. Always tell someone how you feel about them; you will feel much better when they know.

15. If you have a great friend, take the time to let them know that they are great.

Copy and Paste if this means anything to you!!

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing.
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool..
As soon as you're done with the game, post your results in your profile

Opening Credits:

Right Round- Flo Rida

Waking Up:

Invisible - Taylor Swift

First Day of School:

Fences - Paramore

Falling In Love:

The More Boys I Meet - Carrie Underwood

Fight Song:

Let The Flames Begin - Paramore

Breaking Up:

Over You - Daughtry

Prom:

Love Will Keep Us Together - Captain & Telliele

Life is Just...OK:

Believe In Me - Demi Lovato

Mental Breakdown:

Fabulous - HSM2

Driving:

Lessons Learned - Carrie Underwood

Flashback:

Gone With the Wind – Vanessa Hudgens

Getting Back Together:

Crashed - Daughtry

Birth of Child:

Damaged – Danity Kane

Wedding:

Decode - Paramore

Final Battle:

I'm Believing - Point of Grace

Death Scene:

You'll Be In My Heart - Usher

Funeral Song:

Australia - JB

End Credits:

Breakout - Miley

15 Things to do when your in Walmart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15.Grap alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go"

A Tribute To HSM

On January 20th, 2006, a movie came out. It wasn't just any Disney movie but High School Musical. On top of having a cast of fresh, talented, (and did I mention hot?) stars, it had a decent message and songs that were contagious. The movie was in fact so big, it went world wide, topped the charts, won awards, and even had teachers and parents singing the songs. It touched the hearts and souls of countless people around the world and racked in tons of money for Disney in the form of two DVDs, a soundtrack, countless posters, shirts, bags, and not to mention more publicity. High School Musical...some may say it's childish to like a Disney movie so much, but I think not. I'm proud to say I loved the movie, and would like to say Happy Two Year And A Day Anniversary HSM. If you're a High School Musical fan and proud of it, then copy this and paste it into your profile, or at least show some appreciation.


When you need a friend to call
I'll be right there beside you
To shelter you and guide you
On this you can rely
When your tear drops start to fall
I will be there to dry them
Before you can cry them
On the darkest night
I will be the light
I will be the light

~Nicholas Jonas...gotta love him!!

Life Is Too Short So Take The Time And Appreciate


Growing up

As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that

wasn't supposed to let us down probably will.

You'll have your heart broken, probably more than once,

and it's harder every time. You'll break hearts too, so

remember how it felt when someone broke yours.

You'll fight with your best friend and maybe even fall

in love with them. You'll blame a new love,

for things an old one did. You'll cry because time is passing too fast

and you'll eventually lose someone close to you.

So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like

you've never been hurt because every 60 seconds you spend angry

or upset is a minute of HAPPINESS you'll never get back.


Dora the Explorer is soo an Illegal Immigrant...
Description: Ok, so here's the deal... If you need the explanations they're
all around you...1) She speaks spanish... she speaks spanish perfectly... what
is she like...5? Her backpack even speaks spanish perfectly!
2) That backpack
of hers has EVERYTHING in it! And we're talking everything! Life support,
water/food, clothing for any weather, ropes, grappling hooks, shoes... i mean
c'mon!
3) She's carrying a freaking ZOO with her! I mean, she has a monkey, an
band of insects, a bajillion other animals! Really! What kind of legal
immigrant has that many pets!?4) She's always on an "adventure" to
transport a "package" to some destination and is always being
stalked by a person trying to take that package... i mean... really, Swiper is
so obviously some sort of border patrol person trying to collect evidence of
Dora's entire narcotics trafficking business The evidence is so obvious and
around you guys
! And they're even poisoning our little children with them...
Who wants our toddlers to grow up knowing spanish before english?! Even if
it's the USA...If you believe Dora is an illegal immigrant, copy and paste this into your profile
!

Friends

We're friends...
You fight, I fight...
You cry, I cry...
You hurt, I hurt...
You laugh, I laugh...
You jump off a bridge,
I'm gonna miss you.

A friend helps you up when you fall, a best friend laughs and pushes you back down.

A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain, a best friend takes yours and say, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!"

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you, but a best friend will go up to him and say, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend lets you cry to her when a guy dumps you. A best friend eggs his house.

Best friends will never stab you in the back. They just poke you with pencils.

From omjb's profile


You Say Black
I Say
White

You Say Miley + Mandy
I Say
Demi + Selena

You Say HSM
I Say Camp Rock

You Say Miley's a Rolemodel
I Say
You're Crazy

You Say I'm Weird
I Say I'm
Different


A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love


HELP STOP ALL HATER SIGHTS! Whether it's Demi Lovato, Jonas Brothers, or whatever, STOP!

All those lame sights that think they're funny- they aren't! They're cruel and meaningless!

Stop hate. Start Love.

Copy and Paste this in your profile and add your name to STOP Hater/"funny" SITES!

RaNdOmMuFFiNlUvEr, OMJB, kmcdancer1958


This is Jonas Bunny. Copy and paste Jonas Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination!

(\JB/) I am Jonas Bunny.
(='.'=) Fear me.
(")_(") JONAGE! lol


The Jonas Brothers !!

It takes a second to like their looks

It takes an hour to like their songs

It takes a day to fall in love with them

But it takes a lifetime to forget!


Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

Jonas Brothers
If You Love Them Copy and Paste


Beware! You are now entering a Jonas Brothers Section

It is highly contagious!


I definitely DON'T appreciate people tearing them down. So what, they've changed. I'm sure you have to. But, hey...Their personalities are still the same, sure they changed their looks and stuff, but their still the same sweet boys on the inside as they always have been. If you are one of these people who think they've changed, then your not a true fan. Yes, Nick hit puberty, so his voice changed, it didn't change his personality. Yes, Joe's hair is longer and he dresses different, he's still the same Joseph Jonas he has been. Yes, Kevin's hair is longer also, he dresses slightly different, but he's still the sweetest Jonas' boy of them all. Your hurting them BADLY by saying you don't like the new them, would you like it if you were famous and people were all, "I don't like them, they've changed!" NO, didn't think so. It's frustrating the crap out of me. They still make great music, their still adorable, they still love their loyal fans they have, their NOT full of it like most celebs, and they still have the same personality's they've had these past 3 years! It breaks my heart to see their fans tearing them apart, they've thanked you and loved you and so much more and you say negative crap? That's messed up. I am beyond mad at all you people that call yourselves "fans" because of their looks. Your NOT a fan, unless you can state almost every fact about them, LOVE their music, and just love them all together for the outstanding personalities. I have not met one boy like them in my whole life, their sweet, honest, and full of life. You may not notice your hurting them, but their people to and have feelings just like the rest of us. So think before you open your mouth and talk about them. That's all I have to say. Agree with me, ADD THIS TO YOUR PAGE THEN!


If you have O.O.J.D. (Overly Obsessive Jonas Disorder), put this in your profile

If you have O.J.D (Obsessive Jonas Disorder), put this in your profile

If you have O.J.B.D (Obsessive Jonas Brothers Disorder), put this in your profile

If you have O.K.J.D (Obsessive Kevin Jonas Disorder), put this in your profile

If you have O.J.J.D (Obsessive Joe Jonas Disorder), put this in your profile

If you have O.N.J.D (Obsessive Nick Jonas Disorder), put this in your profile

If you have O.F.J.D (Obsessive Frankie Jonas Disorder), put this in your profile

I'M SORRY
that you think the Jonas Brothers are gay
and only because they don't talk about hooking
up with girls in their music.

I'M SORRY
that you think they are pansies,
and only because they aren't cussing
at us through their music.

I'M SORRY
that you joke at me for being in love with them
and only because you dont know them,
and haven't given them a chance.

I'M SORRY
That they call girls beautiful instead of sexy,
so you think that they are wussies
and only because you don't have the guts to
call us beautiful instead, too.

I'M SORRY
That you think their music sucks
and only because they aren't talking about
getting drunk or high.

And most of all I'M SORRY
that you haven't even given them a chance.
You haven't even listened to their music. And
you haven't even thought about the fact that
girls LOVE when guys act like the Jonas Brothers do,
Ya know? Kind, Polite and Like Gentleman. PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU AGREE!

It's a five letter name for a gentlemen. But if you go to a mere dictionary, it means something. From Roman it means 'humble', but to others the word means 'handsome'. But to most of us, he's Kevin. But when you stand in the crowd of a Jonas Brothers Concert, who is everyone screaming for? Joe and Nick. But what about the other one? Who plays his heart out, and breaks a sweat to bring that amazing guitar skill to the stage? Oh you're talking about Nick! No. Nick does play, but who does it for 2 hours straight only stopping for a intermission between the songs. From 2005 to now, there's been one guy who stands on stage, in the back, on the left. Oh you mean Garbo! No, not at all, not even Garbo himself can take his place. It's Kevin. Paul Kevin Jonas II, the hazel eyed brown curly haired boy, who is famous for his love for guitar and the band. Everyone sees him, but no one knows him. Going to city to city, who is your favorite? When you say "I support the Jonas Brothers", does that include the oldest? The 20 year old, hasn't had it easy. "Oh he's gay! Why do you like him? Joe is SO sexy! Nick is so hot!" What does that say to you? True fan right? Not at all. He has something so real. Nick is indeed a hero. But the ones who do love Kevin, have been known to have fallen for his charm, and irrestible looks. What was the last thing you have said about Kevin? He's SO hot? He's SO ugly! His chesthair needs to be shaved! His sideburns are really tacky! What does that make you think of that person? She has a favorite. Why bring him down? Joe isn't the only one who has fallen onstage. Kevin has too. Think about spinning, while playing guitar, and trying to master the spin in front of millions. Sure, he is the oldest, okay he's rarely sings loud in a song, his heart is pure gold. What makes him different? He's Paul Kevin Jonas II. When watching videos, do you laugh at Joe and Nick's jokes, and when Kevin speaks you ignore it? Can you tell a jb fan right now his favorite color is green? or he loves butterfingers? or is THE starbucks fanatic? Stop the hate. If you were teased because of your looks would you hate it? He's pushed and shoved in interviews, as the older brother, djs can tease. would you hate that? if you people THOUGHT you were the first to try drugs? the first to have sex? the first to lose your purity? Think about it. Step into Kevin's shoes for a minute. Waking up at 4 a.m to head to a brand new city on the tour. Walking out of the tour bus, with thousands and thousands of fans standing there. "I LOVE YOU JOE!" "I LOVE YOU NICK!" "OH MY GOD!" But Kevin just smiles, and waves. He's being ignored. Well maybe it won't be bad. He gets dressed in his dressing room. Hears thousands of screaming girls. Steps up on the stage, and smiles. Begins the introduction of a song. Then the lights hit them, and then hits the audience What does he see? Nick and Joe lover signs. How would you feel. He's does alot. He's dragged down, but what does he do? Quit being a Jonas brother? NO! He loves us, and when that Say now text comes in, and all you hear is him. Think about it, he's taking his time to say hello, and he loves us. He taught me what love is, and how romantic boys should be. He is beautiful to me. There's something inside of him, that shines through him, and when I see him, I can't help but love. He's amazing in my eyes. When I sit in front of him, in a crowd at a concert, I looked him in the eyes, and smiled. Because he is so beautiful to me copy and paste if you agree with this. That you are a true jb fan. Join the fight to make Kevin just as loved as Joe and Nick


Following from have-a-cookie's Homepage
50 WAYS TO ANNOY JONAS BROTHERS HATERS!! YAY!!
Haha…this was actually inspired to me because I love reading up ways to piss people off (like your roommate, your professor, etc.) so…I made this. So, enjoy reading, and if you do any of the following things, tell me in a review and tell me how it went! XD
OH! And I created this list all by myself, so trust me, I’ll know if you take it. I made this up with my little sister, so don’t take it!!
1. Buy them the Jonas Brothers’ new CD as an early/late birthday or early Christmas present. (Nah, I wouldn’t waste money on them. I’d buy it for myself)
2. Look really offended when they don’t want it, and explain to them that you spent your entire life savings on it.
3. Find a way to steal their iPod or mp3 player, erase all their songs, and replace them with songs by the Jonas Brothers. (I would totally do this if I ever got my hands on their iPod or mp3…)
4. Find ways to incorporate the song titles or lyrics into everyday conversations. (Haha, yeah, it sounds so weird trying to do this, but I’ve done this too.)
5. Make a special shrine of them in your room. Then, invite the Jonas hater over for a sleepover. (I’m not that obsessive…)
6. Better yet, set up the shrine in their room. (Bwahaha…yeah, I would so do that.)
7. Sing Jonas Brothers Songs all day long. (I do this anyways)
8. Loudly. (Duh)
9. And off key. (Double Duh. XD)
10. Copy and Paste “Jonas Bunny” into your signature. (Yup, I’ve done that)
11. Declare Limited Too to be your favorite store. (Well, of course! XD)
12. Make butterfingers your new favorite candy. (Yum.)
13. Start a diabetes charity. (I totally would…if I had ANY time on my hands.)
14. Sing the muffin rap constantly. (Yup…that’s always fun to say XD)
15. Have an argument with yourself about which couple is better: Nick and Selena or Nick and Miley. (I’m a total Nelena shipper…no offense to those who like Niley.)
16. Come to the conclusion that Nick shouldn’t date either of them, and that he is all yours. (This one’s for you Megan!!)
17. Memorize the following speech: Hello Beautiful, It's 7:05, here in Australia, so please Hold On while I explain to you what happens When You Look Me in the Eyes. In Year 3000, you would be What I Go to School For and I'd always say Nick J Is off the Chain because That's Just The Way We Roll. Now I'd appreciate it if you Don't Tell Anyone, but I've got this Crazy Kind Of Crush On You, You Just Don't Know It. I wish I could trade places with Mandy just for 6 Minutes because I know we would be Inseparable, and then I could just Move On like the Games they play in Hollywood. But deep down I’m Still In Love with You. I don’t wanna be Just Friends. I know I may be the Underdog in this situation, but I Am What I am! I've been sending out S.O.S's hoping you'd help out some Poor Unfortunate Souls because I Wanna Be Like You. Now I know we're talking about the Kids of the Future and it seems like it just may be Eternity before "Oh Jonas Brothers, Please Be Mine", but we can always take One Day At A Time. Now it is Time for Me to Fly, so Goodnight and Goodbye! (Wow! That’s a mouthful!)
18. Proceed to say the speech. (Ha…I keep stumbling on my words.)
19. Three times a day if necessary. (Maybe when I master it once.)
20. Start a “Support Kevin Jonas Group” claim that Kevin isn’t getting enough attention. (…well, he really doesn’t.)
21. Look extremely hurt when they say they don’t care. (Even “true” Jonas fans don’t care sometimes.)
22. If they get you mad, scream “FINE! TAKE THE BANANA!” (Laughs evilly.)
23. Get the “Best of Both Worlds Concert” on DVD. Invite your “friend” over to watch the movie (but be sure to NOT tell them what it is until they’re at your house) (UGH…I only watched it for the Jonas Brothers.)
24. If they leave for any reason, start the DVD over and claim that they’re just showing the highlights. (XD sounds like fun!)
25. Go up to them and tell them that you have just been diagnosed with OJD. (OMG…Obsessive Jonas Disorder…or for those really crazy fans…Overly Obsessive Jonas Disorder…OOJD.)
26. Start laughing when they don’t know what that is. (It’s…an inside joke, really!)
27. Go to their house, dressed up like a salesperson. When they answer the door, say (in your best salesperson voice) “Hi. I’m Kevin Jonas, and I would like to sell you a car!” (Ha! I’d totally love to have a camera on hand if I ever do this…which I might one day.)
28. Celebrate the Jonas Brothers’ birthdays. (Sure…what better thing do I have to do?)
29. And their half birthdays. (Half birthdays are awesome!!)
30. Wear a rope around your head. (Like Joe did in the Me and Mr. Jonas and Mr. Jonas and Mr. Jonas episode.)
31. Have a fit because of the fact that there was no kiss in Camp Rock. (Yeah…I totally did. I was mad.)
32. At the same time, be happy that there was no kiss in Camp Rock. (Nah…much as I love Joe I would’ve really rather have the kiss in Camp Rock…OH WELL!)
33. Constantly ask the said hater to make you a birdhouse. (Favorite part of the movie)
34. Whine when they tell you “no.” (Aw come on! PLEASE!!)
35. Start listening to the Backstreet Boys. When they remark that you finally have good taste in music, say you’re only listening because Joe had a Backstreet Boys song set as his ring tone. (OK, I listened to the Backstreet Boys BEFORE I knew about the Jonas Brothers, so this doesn’t apply to me…so ha!)
36. Read Jonas fan fiction aloud to them. (Hahaha…I do that already…sorta.)
37. Constantly remark about how cute they all look in skinny jeans. (XD…that’s all I have to say about that.)
38. Attempt to do Kevin’s crazy S.O.S. dance on a regular basis. (I look…really retarded when doing that.)
39. Make the Jungle Book and A Little Mermaid your new favorite Disney movies. (FYI: My favorites are Mulan, 101 Dalmatians, and A Little Mermaid.)
40. Make sure they know why by singing “I Wanna Be Like You” and “Poor Unfortunate Souls.” (I love their covers for those two songs.)
41. Scream “Corn Pops BOIIIII!!” randomly throughout the day. (OMG…yeah, I should totally do that just for the heck of it…and we do have a box of Corn Pops in the pantry…)
42. Email them links to Jonas Brothers videos. Make sure the subjects are misleading. (Not that they’d actually watch, but it’d just be fun to annoy them.)
43. Get a ton of Jonas merchandise. Secretly replace all their stuff with it. (I would totally do this.)
44. When asked your favorite holiday, answer with “Kwan-ziggy-ziggy-zam.” (Yeah...)
45. Constantly talk about how cute and high Nick’s voice was when he was little. (…well it was! It was so little!! And so different!!)
46. Complain that Kevin doesn’t sing enough. (Ya know, I’ve always wanted to hear his voice…but I’m not complaining so much that Joe and Nick are leads XD)
47. Make a list like this one. (And you know…post it…give me the link, write me a comment with a few more ideas…PM me with more ideas…yea…)
48. Make sure to do everything on your list. (And my list too!!)
49. Make hundreds of copies of this list, and give it to anyone and everyone who hates the Jonas Brothers. (We will have our VENGEANCE!)
50. Lastly, make them sorry that they ever said they hated the Jonas Brothers. (Ha…they will never say that they hate something that we like again.)
© Libby Hughes/haveacookie/starzgirl1. DO NOT TAKE!! (I will know)


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--\\\-///--Someone
--\\///--Who has
--///\--Diabetes
--///\\\--like Nick Jonas
--///--\\\--


Old Version

Hello Beautiful,
It's 7:05, here in Australia, so please Hold On while I explain to you what happens When You Look Me In The Eyes. In Year 3000, you would be What I Go To School For and I'd always say Nick J Is Off The Chain because That's Just The Way We Roll. Now I'd Appreciate it if you Don't Tell Anyone, but I've got this Crazy Kind Of Crush On You, You Just Don't Know It. I wish I could trade places with Mandy just for 6 Minutes because I know we would be Inseperable, and then I could just Move On like the Games they play in Hollywood. But deep down Im Still In Love With You. I dont wanna be Just Friends. I know I may be the Underdog in this siuation, but I Am What I Am! I've been sending out S.O.S's hoping you'd help out some Poor Unforutnate Souls because I Wanna Be Like You. Now I know we're talking about the Kids Of The Future and it seems like it just may be Eternity before "Oh Jonas Brothers, Please Be Mine", but we can always take One Day At A Time. Now it is Time For Me To Fly, so Goodnight and Goodbye! Put this on your page if you love the Jonas Brothers!


New Version

Hello Beautiful,
It's 7:05, here in Australia, so please Hold On while I explain to you what happens When You Look Me In The Eyes. In Year 3000, you would be What I Go To School For and I'd always say Nick J Is Off The Chain because That's Just The Way We Roll. Now I'd Appreciate it if you Don't Tell Anyone, but I've got this Crazy Kind Of Crush On You, You Just Don't Know It. I wish I could trade places with Mandy just for 6 Minutes because I know we would be Inseperable, and then I could just Move On like the Games they play in Hollywood. But deep down I'm Still In Love With You. I don't wanna be Just Friends. I know I may be the Underdog in this situation, but I Am What I am! I've been sending out S.O.S's hoping you'd help out some Poor Unforunate Souls because I Wanna Be Like You. Now I know we're talking about the Kids Of The Future and it seems like it just may be Eternity before "Oh Jonas Brothers, Please Be Mine", but we can always take One Day At A Time. Now it is Time For Me To Fly, so Goodnight and Goodbye!


If you like Paul Kevin Jonas II better with curly hair, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you’re a JoBro fan, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you nearly cried (or did!) when you learned of Nick’s diabeties, copy and paste this in to your profile.
If Kevin is your guitar hero, copy and paste this in to your profile.
If you dreamed of being a ‘future Mrs. Jonas’, copy and paste this in to your profile.
If you love the Bonas Jonas, copy and paste this in to your profile.
If you want to attend Camp Rock, copy and paste this in to your profile.
If you have a Jonas Wall, copy and paste this in to your profile.
If you buy preteen magazines just for the Jonas Brothers posters, copy and paste this in to your profile.
If Kevin’s smile makes your heart melt, copy and paste this in to your profile.
If Kevin’s eyes make your heart melt, copy and paste this in to your profile.
If your friends and/or family think you’re mental for being a Jonas Brothers fan, copy and paste this in to your profile.
If you’re out of the expected age range for Camp Rock, HSM or HSM2, but love one/all of them anyway, copy and paste this in to your profile.
If Kevin’s hair, straight or curly, makes you smile, copy and paste this in to your profile.
If you love Kevin’s hair, no matter how it’s styled, copy and paste this in to your profile.
If Shane, Nate or Jason appear in your dreams, copy and paste this in to your profile.
If you’ve made a Jason loves birdhouses reference, copy and paste this in to your profile.
If you wish Shane Gray/Joe Jonas would sing "Gotta Find You" to you, copy and paste this in to your profile.
If you love Mitchie for telling Shane off in the kitchens, copy and paste this in to your profile.
If you love Mitchie for "changing" Shane, copy and paste this in to your profile.
If you love Demi Lovato, copy and paste this in to your profile.
If you think Demi Lovato is the luckiest girl alive, copy and paste this in to your profile. (Come on she's touring with the JONAS BROTHERS and she's got an amazing voice and great looks! She's going far for sure! You're crazy not to agree!)
If you loved the Jonas Brothers before they have been on Hannah Montana, paste this on your profile.
If you've never met the Jonas Brothers but your friends say you should, paste this on your profile.
If you think When You Look Me In The Eyes is awesome, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you love to talk about the Jonas Brothers nonstop, paste this on your profile.
If you repeat lines by the Jonas Brothers everyday, paste this on your profile.
If you can't wait for J.O.N.A.S. to premiere, put this on your profile.
If you have a severe case of OJD, put this on your profile.
If you're a member of Team Jonas, copy and paste this on your profile.


Jonas Brothers = Love, Respect, Faith, Pride.

They told us that we were crazy and we said, "We knew that a long time ago." They tell us to stop talking about them and we say, "We can talk about whoever, whatever, whenever we want." We don't care what anyone says. We won't stop talking about them, thinking about them, wishing for them, listening to them, watching them, dreaming about them, and most of all, caring for them. Never ever. So you can either get over it or leave us alone.
Written for all the Jonas Brothers fans who deal with these problems.
Put this on your page if you've ever had to deal with problems like these.

When Disney Channel gives you HSM3, throw it back and yell "I WANT CAMP ROCK!"
When life hands you lemons, throw them back and yell "I WANT THE JONAS BROTHERS!!"

This is Jonas Bunny. Copy and paste Jonas Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination!

(\JB/) I am Jonas Bunny.
(='.'=) Fear me.
(")_(") JONAGE! lol

~Put this on your profile if you are a true Jonas fan~

~Copy & Paste This In Your Profile If You Support The Jonas Brothers~

~Jonas Brothers~
~It takes 1 second to love their looks~
~It takes 1 hour to love their songs~
~It takes 1 day to fall in love with them~
~It takes 1 lifetime to forget them~

~I pledge to make peace~
~Between Jonas Brothers~
~Haters and Fans,~
~And be part of the~
~Solution-not the problem~

OJD PLEDGE:
To the brothers of rock and pop,
I pledge my love that will never stop.
They make me laugh, they make me cry,
they are heroes, and there's a million and one reasons why.
I love how cute and dedicated they are,
it's 100 true they are rock stars.
They make my heart melt when they sing,
and also when they strum those guitar strings.
I just want to say Nick, Kevin, and Joe,
I really love you and hope it shows.
So I pledge this to JB, I will be a true fan for eternity.


I definitely DON'T appreciate people tearing them down. So what, they've changed. I'm sure you have to. But, hey...Their personalities are still the same, sure they changed their looks and stuff, but their still the same sweet boys on the inside as they always have been. If you are one of these people who think they've changed, then your not a true fan. Yes, Nick hit puberty, so his voice changed, it didn't change his personality. Yes, Joe's hair is longer and he dresses different, he's still the same Joseph Jonas he has been. Yes, Kevin's hair is longer also, he dresses slightly different, but he's still the sweetest Jonas' boy of them all. Your hurting them BADLY by saying you don't like the new them, would you like it if you were famous and people were all, "I don't like them, they've changed!" NO, didn't think so. It's frustrating the crap out of me. They still make great music, their still adorable, they still love their loyal fans they have, their NOT full of it like most celebs, and they still have the same personality's they've had these past 3 years! It breaks my heart to see their fans tearing them apart, they've thanked you and loved you and so much more and you say negative crap? That's messed up. I am beyond mad at all you people that call yourselves "fans" because of their looks. Your NOT a fan, unless you can state almost every fact about them, LOVE their music, and just love them all together for the outstanding personalities. I have not met one boy like them in my whole life, their sweet, honest, and full of life. You may not notice your hurting them, but their people to and have feelings just like the rest of us. So think before you open your mouth and talk about them. That's all I have to say. Agree with me, ADD THIS TO YOUR PAGE THEN!


ELEVEN SIGNS THAT YOUR CRAZY ABOUT SOMEONE

ELEVEN:

You walk really slow when you're with them.

TEN:

You feel shy whenever they're around.

NINE:

You smile when you hear their voice.

EIGHT:

When you look at them, you can't see the other people around you, you just see him/her.

SIX:

They're all you think about.

FIVE:

You realize you're always smiling when you're looking at them.

FOUR:

You would do anything for them, just to see them.

THREE:

While reading this, there was one person on your mind this whole time.

TWO:

You were so busy thinking about that person, you didnt notice number seven was missing

ONE:

You just scrolled up to check & are now silently laughing at yourself.


Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

Before you take the life of your baby, really consider all your options. Would you rather be fat for a while, or kill your child? Post on you're profile if you agree

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If you could read that put it in your profile

My name is May

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake

I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is May

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP! Post on you're profile


Her name was Aurora
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly crys
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"God, why? Why is
My life always sinking?"

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die,
You worthless pest!"

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile. If you don't then you have no soul!!


This is a poem about Drug Abuse, if you care at all, copy and paste this poem to your profile:
My name is Nora
and I'm seventeen,
I am on drugs
and cannot clearly see.
Because of this
my grades in school have dropped.
I am very drunk,
Sometimes I'm beaten up
by some street punk.
There are so many rules
i've tried not to break,
But I am so drunk
that I can't stand up straight.
I am so drunk ,
Most of the time
I cannot talk.
Maybe if my parents trusted me,
they would let me hold a car key.
One night I was out walking around,
But there was a sound
and then I saw a man
who didn't want me in town.
The man was holding a gun,
He was not as bright
He was like a Earth without a sun.
My name is Nora
I am seventeen,
and tonight a man
murdered me.
Remember: Say NO to drugs!Drug Abuse is very dangerous, so help make it stop.If you care at all about stopping Drug Abuse copy the poem and add your name to this list: Ice The Angel, Tiger Mew Mew,
Jessica01, xXAnimeKittenXx, kmcdancer1958

This is about school shootings.

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though, deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I had to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

Make School Shootings Stop!


ONLY IN AMERICA...
...can a pizza get delivered to your house sooner than an ambulance can
...are there handicapped parking spaces in front of a skating rink
...do drugstores make sick people walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while the healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front
...do people order a double cheeseburger, large fries, and a diet coke
...do banks leave both doors open, but chain the pens to the counter
...do we leave expensive cars in the driveway, and worthless stuff in the garage
...do we buy hot dogs in packages of 10, and buns in packages of 8
...do we use the word 'politics' so freely: Latin: 'poli' meaning many, and 'ticks' meaning blood sucking leaches
...do they have drive up ATM's with Braille lettering

EVER WONDER
...why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin
...why women can't put mascara on without their mouth closed
...why we never see "PSYCHIC WINS LOTTERY"
...why abbreviated is such a long word
...why lemon juice is made of artificial flavors, but the dish soap is made with real lemons
...why the man who invest all your money is called a broker
...why the time of day with slowest traffic, is called rush hour
...why there isn't mouse-flavored cat food
...why when dog food is new and improving tasted, who tastes it
...why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes
...if con is the opposite of pro...is Congress the opposite of Progress


“Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres.”
1 Corinthians 13:4-7


The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism


For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you laugh about how you laugh. Crazy is when you read books of essays a book you like. Crazy is when you scribble down on every paper you get "Gaara is hot." Crazy is when you laugh really hard for no reason, then snort, and laugh harder. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!


1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck k!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

From Emma is Mrs Kevin Jonas


On a Myer hairdryer:
"Do not use while sleeping."
(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of
Chips:
"You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details
inside."
(The shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Palmolive soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap."
(And that would be how??)

On some frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(But, it's just a suggestion).

On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
"Do not turn upside down".
(Well...duh, a bit late, huh!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating".
(And you thought...??)

On packaging for a K-Mart iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body."
(But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after
taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction
accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head
colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid:
"Warning: May cause
drowsiness."
(And I am taking this...because?)

On most brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only."
(As opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor:
"Not to be used for the other use."
(Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit
curious.)

On packet of Nobbys'
Peanuts:-
"Warning: contains nuts."
(Talk about a news flash!)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

I don't blame the company; I blame the parents for
this one:
On a child's superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable
you to fly".

On a Swedish chainsaw:
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or
genitals".
(Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On a package of pasta after the cooking instructions:
"Put on fork and eat."
(No! Really? We're supposed to eat food?!)

From xGabriellaxBoltonx


Sad

I was walking around in a store. I saw a cashier hand this little boy his money back saying
"I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly.
The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for this Christmas. She was so sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus will bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."
His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me
"I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."
"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "What if we checked again, just in case you do have enough money?''
"OK" he said "I hope that I have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"
Then he looked at me and added "I asked yesterday before I slept for God to make sure I have enough money to buy this doll so that mommy can give it to my sister. He heard me!''"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
"My mommy loves white roses."
A few minutes later, the old lady came again and I left with my basket.
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local newspaper article: 2 days ago, which mentioned of a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car, where there was one young lady and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-assisting machine, because the young lady would not be able to recover from the coma.
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young lady had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever. The love that this little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.
2) Ignore it as if it never touched you. have a heart.

Repost as Sad(oh my jonas,this made me cry)


I got this off of another person's profile

Just scroll down to the end, but
while you do, think of a wish.
Make your wish when you have completed
scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the
number of minutes it will take for your
wish to come true. ex.you are 25 years
old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish
to come true).

Go for it!

SCROLL DOWN!

STOP!

Congratulations! Your wish will
now come true in your age minutes.

Now follow this carefully...it
can be very rewarding!

If you repost this within the next 5 min.
something major that you've been wanting
will happen.

This is scary!

The phone will ring right after you repost!

You know you live in 2009 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or myspace

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did


By ForbiddenxMelody:

Jiley

You ship them because of...

... The way they first met.

... How Jake immediately knew he was in love.

... The way Miley wasn't 'fallen all over him'.

... When Jake was able to tell Hannah Montana he liked Miley.

... How Miley went to great lengths to get her love-confessing tape back.

... The way they love to play the game of jealousy.

... Their spur-of-the-moment first kiss.

... The fact that Jake would do anything to get back with Miley,

including being her knight in shining armor.

... When he announced his love to her, and named a start after her.

... How they trust eachother with their biggest secrets.

... The way he signed his note with 'love' and left a rose.

... How he still wanted to be 'friends'.

... When Miley expected Jake to want to be more than friends.

... The fact that she wanted him to snuggle penguins, rather than Mikayla.

... The way he turned back before walking out again.

... How they can't forget about eachother.

... The way they fit perfectly in one another's arms.

... The way they reluctantly let go.

... The fact you know he's coming back again.


30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you're on of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile.


92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.

If keyboards hate you put this into your profile (especially that FREAKING CAPS LOCK!!).

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

Eighty percent of Americans don't smoke. If you're one of that eighty percent, copy and paste this into your profile.

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren¢t, copy this, put it in your profile.

If you don't have a boyfriend, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. (I'm kind of proud)

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile

If you wish you could meet all your favorite celebrities, copy and past this on your profile

Even when you cant see Him, GOD is there! If you belive in GOD put this in your profile.

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy and paste this in your profile.

96 percent of people watch Spongebob, if you are the 4 percent who despise it copy this into your profile.

98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot... or not. A recent study found that the actual number was 42 percent. Copy and paste this to your profile if you are one of the... 1, 2... 58 percent that hasn't, and spread the truth.

If you agree that 90 percent of politics are dumb, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you're against racism, prejuice, discrimination, or even stereotype, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are over the age of 12 and still watch cartoon network, disney channel ect., and are proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you can only remember bad memories copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliche, Insane Winged Girl, Faxness-Fan48, An-Jelly-Ca,VMsuperfan, Jessica01, kmcdancer1958.


"REMEMBER WHEN"

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now from Moonlightspirit's profile


I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude

I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control

I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer

I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish

I'm a GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress

I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass

I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian

I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant

I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual

I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict

I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian

I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie

I'm INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs

I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life

I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up

I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch

I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention

I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean

I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz

I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math

I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare

I'm PUNK, so I MUST slit my wrists

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist

I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore with a jock boyfriend

I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy

I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head

I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports

I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time

I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi

I'm IN BAND, so I MUST be a geek

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals

I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention

I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too

I like READING, so I MUST be a Loner.

I'm a man, so I must be lazy and irresponsible.

I don't like YAOI/YURI so I MUST be a homophobe. Ihave nothing against gays, it's just what they do.

Stop stereotypes! Copy this list into your profile and add any more that you can think of. From TuckerIce

More Stereotypes

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. bolded ones apply to me
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll..
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSS DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.(depends on the book)

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I CURSE a lot, so I MUST be a rebel.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I wear GLASSES, so I MUST be a nerd.
I'm a TOMBOY, so I MUST be lesbian.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm a TOMBOY, so I MUST have no female friends.
I don't have many FRIENDS, so I MUST be unpopular
I am AGRESSIVE, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST love pink
I write Fanfics, so I MUST be a freak


Went to a Party Mom,

I went to a party,
And remembered what you said.
You told me not to drink,
so I had a sprite instead.

I felt proud of myself,
The way you said I would,
that I didn't drink and drive,
though some friends said I should.

I made a healthy choice,
And your advice to me was right.
The party finally ended,
and the kids drove out of sight.

I got into my car,
Sure to get home in one piece.
I never knew what was coming, Mom,
something I expected least.

Now I'm lying on the pavement,
And I hear the policeman say,
the kid that caused this wreck was drunk,
Mom, his voice seems far away.

My own blood's all around me,
As I try hard not to cry.
I can hear the paramedic say,
this girl is going to die.

I'm sure the guy had no idea,
While he was flying high.
Because he chose to drink and drive,
now I would have to die.

So why do people do it,
Knowing that it ruins lives?
And now the pain is cutting me,
like a hundred stabbing knives.

Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom
Tell daddy to be brave.
And when I go to heaven,
put ' Daddy's Girl' on my grave.

Someone should have taught him,
That it's wrong to drink and drive.
Maybe if his parents had,
I'd still be alive.

My breath is getting shorter,
Mom I'm getting really scared
These are my final moments,
and I'm so unprepared.

I wish that you could hold me Mom,
As I lie here and die.
I wish that I could say,
I love you and goodbye.

If your against Drinking and Driving, Copy and Paste this to your Profile

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Copy the bunny to your presentation to help him achieve world domination,
and come join the dark side. (We have cookies.)

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen,xGabriellaxBoltonx, xEarlySunsetsOverMonroevillex, Smartest Girl In The World,'rEd RoSe-StArFiRe-RoSeFiRe', Zwergschnauzer, dablackfox101, mushroomcloudslooklikebroccoli, Really Really Long PenName Guy, xXAnimeKittenXx, kmcdancer1958

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!


YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies. X
You love jeans. X
Dogs are better than cats. X
It's hilarious when people get hurt. X
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture. X
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega. X
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
you watch sports on TV.
gory movies are cool
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear. X
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. X
You love to go crazy and not care what people think. X
Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth. X
Sleep with your socks on at night X (sometimes)

Total:11

Your Girl Side

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport. X
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures. X
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars. X
You were/are in gymnastics/dance? X
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should. X
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like. X
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies. X
Used to play with dolls as little kid. X
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it. X
Like being the star of every thing

Total:9


What Religion is Your Bra?

A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife."
"What type of bra?" asked the clerk.
"Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type?"
"Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable.

"Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose."
Relieved, the man asked about the types. The saleslady replied:
"There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?"

Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.
The Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple... "

The Catholic type supports the masses.
The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen,

The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and

The Baptist makes mountains out of mole
hills.

Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes?
If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!

(A Almost Boobs...
B Barely there.

C Can't Complain!

D Dang!

DD Double dang!

E Enormous!

F Fake

G G et a Reduction.

H Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up !

They forgot the German bra.
Holtzemfromfloppen

I want the type of guy who laughs when I trip. The type of guy who may not notice when I buy new clothes but thinks I look adorable in his favorite hoodie The kind of guy who gets a little bit jealous but realizes he can trust me. Somebody who listens to my psychotic babbling because he thinks they're kind of cute. The guy that rolls his eyes when I pout but lets me get my way anyways. A guy who won't let me walk all over him but knows when to stop because I rarely do. A guy who let's me play with his hair. A guy who loves to watch sports but knows never to record over a episode of Gossip Girl The type of guy to let me fall asleep on his shoulder even though I sometimes drool. The type of guy that will stick up for me in front of others, even though he sometimes agrees with what they're saying. A guy who will let me be right even if he knows I'm wrong.I want the type of guy who wants me back

From omjb's profile


Guy's point of view

This is SOOOOO sweet! And even written by a guy!

You might agree with it, but when it actually happens 99 of girls don't
realize it 'til it is too late and that guy who did it is so frustrated that
he has moved on to someone who will take notice.

From a guys point of view:

We don't care if you talk to other guys.

We don't care if you're friends with other guys.

But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room
and you jump up and tackle him without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us
off.

It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without
even acknowledging the fact that we're still there.

We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a
little concerned.

Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait till he morning.

Also, when we tell you you're pretty/beautiful/gorgeous/cute/ stunning, we
freaking mean it.

Don't tell us we're wrong.We'll stop trying to convince you.

The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence.

Yeah, you can quote me.

Don't be mad when we hold the door open.

Take Advantage of the mood im in.

LET US PAY FOR YOU! DON'T 'FEEL BAD'

We enjoy doing it.

It's expected.

Smile and say 'thank you.'

Kiss us when no one's watching.

If you kiss us when you know somebody's looking, we'll be more impressed.

You don't have to get dressed up for us.

If we're going out with you in the first place, you don't have to feel the
need to wear the shortest skirt you have or put on every kind of makeup you
own.

We like you for WHO you are and not WHAT you are.

Honestly, I think a girl looks more beautiful when she's just in her pj's
or my t-shirt and boxers, not all dolled up.

Don't take everything we say seriously.

Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the beauty in it.

Don't get angry easily.

Stop using magazines/media as your bible.

Don't talk about how hott Morris Chesnutt, Brad Pitt, or Jesse McCartney is
in front of us. It's boring, and we don't care. You have girlfriends for
that.

Whatever happened to the word 'handsome'/'beautiful'.

I'd be utterly stunned by a girl who greeted me with 'Hey handsome!'
instead of 'Hey baby/ stud/ cutie/ sexy' or whatever else you can think of.

On the other hand im not sayin i wouldn't like it ether.

Girls: I cannot stress this enough: IF YOU AREN'T BEING TREATED RIGHT BY A
GUY, DON'T WAIT FOR HIM TO CHANGE. DITCH HIS SORRY
DISGRACE-TO-THE-MALE-POPULATION , AND FIND SOMEONE WHO WILL TREAT YOU WITH
UTTER RESPECT

Someone who will honor your morals.

Someone who will make you smile when you're at your lowest.

Someone who will care for you even when you make mistakes.

Someone who will love you, no matter how bad you make them feel.

Someone who will stop what they're doing just to look you in the eyes...and
say 'i love you' ...AND ACTUALLY MEAN IT!

Give the nice guys a chance

Holdin Hands- Girls : If you want to hold his hand, gently bump into it a
couple of times.
Guys : Grab it if it happens more than once.

Cuddling- Girls : When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold.
Guys : Automatically move closer to her.

Movies- Girls : During a movie, if he puts his arm around you, tilt your
head on his shoulder
Guys : Lift her chin up and kiss her.

Loving each other- Guys : When she tells you she loves you, look deep into
her eyes, give her a peck on the lips, and tell her you love her too...
And
mean it.

Laying below the stars- Girls : When you're both laying under the stars,
put your head on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady
heart beat
Guys : Whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers. Now
make a wish about something you would like to happen Between you and your
crush...

guys: no grabbing!

Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop!

If you havent stoped.Seriously stop!

Guys repost this if you agree.

Girls repost this if you think it's cute.

Every Guy who isn't a jerk will agree with this, so we hope that all the
girls that read this will repost this .

(this is sooo cute...impressed too.)

Kiss on the Forehead --"Forever you will be mine"
Kiss on the Cheek --"We're friends"
Kiss on the Hand --"I adore you"
Kiss on the Neck --"We belong together"
Kiss on the Shoulder --"I want you"
Kiss on the Lips --"I love you" OR "I want you" (hopefully I love you)

What the gesture means...
Holding Hands --"We can learn to love each other"
Slap on the Butt --"That's mine"
Playing with the Ear --"I can't live without you"
Holding on tight --"Don't let go"
Looking into each other's Eyes --"Don't leave me"
Playing with Hair on Head --"Tell me you love me"
Arms around the Waist --"I love you too much to let go"
Laughing while Kissing --"I am completely Comfortable with you"

I want a guy who I can run to with
eyes filled with tears
red cheeks
messed up hair
mascara

Running down my face

and the first thing he says to me is...
WHOSE BUTT
AM I KICKING?

A girl asked a guy if she was pretty, he said no,

she asked him if he wanted her, he said no,

she asked him if she left would he cry, he said no,

she turned to leave and he grabbed her arm.

He said, she wasn’t pretty she was beautiful.

He didn’t want her, he needed her

and If she left he wouldn’t cry he’d die.'

-Anonymous

Laugh when nothing's funny, Dance when there's no music,
Sing like you've never sung before, Love till it hurts,
Cry when you're sad, Smile when you're happy,
And always live each day like its your LAST

Every girl has that one boy that they'll never get over.
The one guy that makes you laugh all the time.
That one that gives you butterflies.
That one that remembers all the stupid things you say,
And reminds you about it months from now.
The one that has his name written all over your heart.
That one you compare to everyone.
That one you never give sick of talking or hearing about.
That one you cry over and over about.
That one that no one can understand 'Why him?'.
That one everyone thinks 'You can do better than that'.
That one you know you'd be with,
For the rest of your life.

Find a guy who:
~calls you beautiful instead of hot,
~who calls you back when you hang up on him,
~who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy who:
~kisses your forehead,
~who wants to show you off to the world when you are
in your sweats,
~who holds your hand in front of his friends,
Wait for the one who is:
~constantly reminding you of how much he cares about
you and how lucky
he is to have you
Wait for the one who:
~turns to his friends and says,"...that's her."

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Reluctant Hostility by Midnight113 reviews
It's been three months since Gabriella left school so she could take care of her mom, three months since she had lied to Troy and three months since she'd last seen him… until now. Sequel to BH. T&G
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 134,489 - Reviews: 653 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 7/17/2013 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Gabriella M., Troy B.
What Now? by cupcakeaddict100 reviews
Sequel to Is This Hate? Having children is supposed to bring people closer together right? Well, not when you're 17.
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,325 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Gabriella M., Troy B.
Lightening Love by XxXDrama QueenXxX reviews
It took a thunder storm to get them together, can they stay together, while everyone tries to pull them apart? New summary, same story!
Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,381 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Complete
Caught by missefron15 reviews
"Troy, please don't tell me you got caught skipping class." Jack Bolton said, sighing. Troy shook his head 'no'. "Then what did you do?" Jack asked, slightly amused. "I got caught making out with my girlfriend."
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,525 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Troy B., Gabriella M. - Complete
Saying Goodbye by xoxogirlie reviews
Camp Rock is over and it's time to say goodbye to everyone. A continuation of the story starting when everyone leaves Camp Rock.
Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,282 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 6/26/2008
Please Don't Forget Me by backstrokin' babe reviews
When Gabi leaves w/o telling Troy why, what will he do? When she returns to tell him 5 years later, will her forgive her or will their relationship be forever damaged? Sucky summary, but I swear it's not that bad.
High School Musical - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,153 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/25/2011 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Gabriella M., Troy B.
Little Wonders by missefron15 reviews
They gave their daughter up for adoption when they were 14 and then Gabriella left. 4 years later, she's back and Troy has an adoptive sister named Molly, but why does she look so familiar? Based on song Little Wonders by Rob Thomas. TxG.
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,466 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Gabriella M., Troy B. - Complete
And It Never Ends by DevilPup reviews
The sequel to LKG. Smitchie is expecting, Janastasia is planning, and Naitlyn is struggling. They thought life was hard, then came reality. Smitchie, Naitlyn, Jason/OC. Third stories in ATCR series.
Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 83,180 - Reviews: 1584 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 11/19/2009 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Shane G., Mitchie T.
The Smitchie Files by itsXelle reviews
Shane and Mitchie have been apart for almost a year. Now a new camp rock is starting and everthing seems like it's going to be great, but what happens when things get shaken up a bit? Romance, love, cheating, substance abuse. Smitchie... or will it be?
Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 29,018 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Mitchie T., Shane G.
Hollywood Blonde by His1Princess reviews
everyone's out of college now, and they're all meeting up again, Zoey's aprehensive at seeing Chase and James again, after the ultimatum they gave her. ZxC, NxD, LxM, QxL, DxJ
Zoey 101 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,442 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/5/2009 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Chase M., Zoey B. - Complete
Forever Again by Beneath Your Words reviews
Alex hasn't spoke to her brother Justin in four years, but after her marriage falls apart she decides that her family may be just what she needs to make her life good again. futurefic.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,432 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 7/4/2008
Don't Forget to Remember Me by jonasloverforever291 reviews
Caitlyn and Nate have been best friends forever. When Nate goes away to Camp Rock he leaves Caitlyn alone in the world. As Nate joins C3 he leaves Caitlyn for good. When she returns to Camp Rock 2 years later he's the last person she wants to see Naitlyn
Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,854 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 8/29/2008
Love's Bittersweet Pain by bluestreaker14 reviews
Mitchie knows she couldn't be happier with Shane. However, she wasn't aware of the attention that would come with it, or the terribly bittersweet pain. All comes with the territory of dating America's hottest rockstar. S/M N/C J/OC new summary
Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,035 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 6/25/2009 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Shane G., Mitchie T.
Inside My Mind by fuelledbystarbucks reviews
Mitchie buys Caitlyn a diary. Year two at Camp Rock through Caitlyn's eyes. Mostly Naitlyn centered with a side Of Smitchie and possible Jella. Rated T for safety. COMPLETED 17/10/08 SEQUEL UP 01/01/09
Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,879 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Nate, Caitlyn G. - Complete
After Camp Rock by hp-whovian reviews
Connect 3 is going on tour for the rest of the summer after camp rock. Thanks to Shane, Mitchie and Caitlyn will be coming, along with a few other campers. Smitchie & Naitlyn
Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,912 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Complete
College Years by 1italianbella reviews
SEQUEL TO NEW FAMILY! Miley, Lilly, and Oliver are off to college! what will happen? Loliver of course. other pairings not announced yet.
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 28,205 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/19/2009 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Complete
The Last Year by Kt luvs reviews
It's Mitchie's last year at Camp Rock. How will she cope when Shane Gray returns with a new girl? Will Camp ever be the same again? Real summary inside! R&R SMITCHIE Now exactly 5months after Camp!
Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 82,343 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 7/7/2008
The Music of Our Hearts by Enigmaforum reviews
A talent discovered, a relationship started, a new begining for two people who thought that loving something other than music was impossible. ShanexMitchie
Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 53,817 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Shane G., Mitchie T.
10 years later by dramaqueen2061 reviews
My first Fan fiction! After a bad incident, everyone separated. After 10 years, everyone somehow meets up again. What will happen? Please read and review!
Zoey 101 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 12,015 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/24/2009 - Published: 8/19/2008
The End was Only The Beginning by levines reviews
What happens when Camp Rock ends? From Caitlyn's point of view. Naitlyn, Smitchie. Chapter 22 now up. Reviews are always appreciated!
Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 82,255 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 7/11/2008
The New Wanderer by Alyssa4Music4Life reviews
Long before the kids were born, the Russo's had put their name down so they could adopt a wizard child. They'd forgotten about it, but the center didn't. And now a new WANDerer has come to join. Summary sucks i know.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,746 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 8/9/2008
It Starts With Goodbye by K E V I N S Birdhouse reviews
Mitchie's back to the Real World, and missing Shane like crazy. But he hasn't called! With a Camp Rock Reunion on the cards, it looks like Shane and Mitchie might finally admitt their true feelings. But not if Tess has her say! Rating Changed to T
Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 18,536 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 7/2/2008
Arranged Marriage by Among-Stars reviews
Troy and Gabriella were placed in an arranged marriage since birth. But the one problem is: they hate each other...or do they? TROYELLA Language warning alot of cursing in the beginning.
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,916 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 11/26/2008 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Gabriella M., Troy B. - Complete
A Smitchie Story! by Ginnycrazy reviews
After the Final Jam and Four years later. Shane knows he loves Mitchie and she loves him. Conflicts arise and new things arrive. Good and Bad periods of time wash over the soon-to-be more than a couple. I ONLY OWN THE PLOT. NOT ANYTHING ELSE. please revie
Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,439 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 11/13/2008 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Mitchie T., Shane G. - Complete
You Love Me, Don't You Get It? by Cupid's Arrows reviews
I could hear the tears in her voice. "Shane, why do you always have to leave?" "You know I'd do anything to be with you right now." Smitchie fluff.
Camp Rock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 12,181 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 11/13/2008 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Mitchie T., Shane G. - Complete
Life Keeps Going by DevilPup reviews
Sequel to After The Credits Roll. Senior year is a whole lot harder when you're dating a rockstar. Smitchie with Naitlyn and Jason/OC: Warning: Mentionings of sexual situations, though not detailed. Completed 10/9/08. Sequel Up: 11/12/08
Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 136,545 - Reviews: 3205 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 11/12/2008 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Shane G., Mitchie T. - Complete
After the Credits Roll by DevilPup reviews
My version of how the story continues after the credits roll. Smitchie, Naitlyn. All the ups and downs of dating a rockstar. Rating may change. 7/12: Complete. 7/15: Sequel up. 11/12: Sequel's sequel up. Translated into Spanish! Link in profile.
Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 102,836 - Reviews: 1389 - Favs: 646 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 11/12/2008 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Shane G., Mitchie T. - Complete
Always and Forever by MissEmilyRose reviews
Mitchie returns to Camp Rock for another summer. Joined by Caitlyn's friend Riley the three girls have some adventures, with special celebrity guest teachers. Smitchie, Naitlyn, and Jason/OC.
Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 41,451 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 11/10/2008 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Mitchie T., Shane G.
Coming Back With Time by xXSunshineGirlXx reviews
[Sequel to AS TIME SLIPS AWAY] After Troy and Chad had proposed to Gabi and Taylor, of course, there needs to be a wedding. With the help of a few old friends, the weddings turn out to be perfect. [Troyella, Chaylor, Zekepay, Jelsi, RyanxOC]
High School Musical - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,513 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/10/2008 - Published: 10/14/2007
The Betrayer by Miss Purty reviews
A young girl looking for some extra Euro's,but ends up betraying everyone she loves around her to become queen of Valenitia,The big city of Europe.In this exciting tale, Eleah, has but one choice,die or betray.
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/9/2008
Passing Away The Time by fuelledbystarbucks reviews
The class is Latin, what do two best friends do to pass the time..? Pass notes of course! Nate//Caitlyn
Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,647 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Nate, Caitlyn G. - Complete
Now I've Found You by Wolfwhisperer reviews
FIN! Just a short story about what happened after Final Jam. How will the end of summer effect them? Smitchie, Naitlyn, slight Jierra
Camp Rock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,758 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 11/5/2008 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Complete
Enjoying Time With You! by McStilinskixTeenWolf reviews
CAMP ROCK STORY! Shane and Mitchie have it good.It's they're second year at Camp Rock together, but what happens when someone gets in the way? Jason and Nate are also instructors now w/Shane. ShanexMitchie!, NatexCaitlyn! CHAPTER 18 RATED M!
Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 20,037 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 11/2/2008 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Mitchie T., Shane G.
Guidance by Her Name Is Erika reviews
With prom on the way, lots of students at Pacific Coast Academy have a lot of issues. Step into Laura Whitman's office. She's listening...most of the time. COMPLETE.
Zoey 101 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 83,852 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 11/1/2008 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Logan R., Quinn P. - Complete
Got Me Going Crazy by WildestDreams93 reviews
Nate's heart is broken ever since she left. His juliet left him. Caitlyn lost her Romeo and is heartbroken. Will Romeo and Juliet find their way back to each other before it's too late? Review! Sequel to Check Yes Juliet: A Naitlyn Story! Review!
Camp Rock - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 13,780 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/21/2008 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Complete
Life Has its Reasons by Among-Stars reviews
Gabriella & Troy refuse to believe that fate brought them together, but what happens when they realize life ALWAYS has its reasons? mild language warning as chapters go on. MAJOR TROYELLA!
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 44,739 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/19/2008 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Troy B., Gabriella M. - Complete
I Love You by fuelledbystarbucks reviews
She's a little scared to get close to anyone because everyone who said "I Love You" left...
Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 217 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Nate, Tess T. - Complete
Start All Over? by Kitsune J reviews
It's time for Mitchie to leave Camp Rock and she's worried that her life will be boring again. At least Caitlyn's moving where she lives. Will her life be boring again? Or will Connect Three have something to say about this? Smitchie, with Naitlyn/Jeggy
Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 66,427 - Reviews: 586 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Complete
My Life as Destiny Hope Bolton by LivexxLaughxxLovexx reviews
Gabriella Montez and Troy Bolton got married and had a daughter: Destiny Hope Bolton. Follow her High School life. Through the ups and downs. Much better story than the summary. Chapter 17 added!
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 28,783 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/20/2008 - Published: 9/13/2007
Goodbye is Never the End by ttlyitalianqt213 reviews
What adventures are in the future when Mitchie and Caitlyn are invited to go on tour with Connect 3. Will new relationships bud and what will happen when a tragedy strikes home. xNAITLYNx xSmitchiex
Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,876 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 9/8/2008
TShirt by Enigmaforum reviews
It probably sounds pathetic, but she was literally miserable when she wasn't with him. She should be used to it by now but she really wasn't. In fact the only time she felt right was when she was wearing one of his t-shirts. ShaneXMitchie
Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,156 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Complete
Fear Brings You Nothing by Xxbroken.angel.wingsxX reviews
Shane Gray has made his girlfriend, Mitchie Torres, experience it all. What happens when she is invited to go on tour with Connect 3 and Silverlight Grace? 10 teens,2 buses. Anything can happen when they're on their own, finding themselves. Smitchie. R&R!
Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,504 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/6/2008 - Published: 7/16/2008
Found Me Twice by Crystalbluu reviews
Set after Tess reveals Mitchie's secret. The campers of Camp Rock are going on a hiking trip! What happens when Tess sings Mitchie's song to Shane and Mitchie runs off into the woods? Shane/Mitchie. Now a two-shot!
Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,041 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 9/5/2008 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Complete
Until your mine by Meggiex3 reviews
I grabbed all my things and ran to the Connie’s catering van. This year I was ever more excited. No more pretending. Just Mitchie. Thrown in with some best friends, boys, singing, late nights, parties, dancing, and just about anything you can imagine.
Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,445 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 9/2/2008 - Published: 7/31/2008
You're the voice I hear inside my head by teebell reviews
Set right after the duet between Shane and Mitchie. The agents have set up a tour for Peggy, Mitchie and Connect three. But will the famous lifestyle be to much to handle for Mitchie, and what will this mean for her relationship with Shane?
Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,196 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 7/25/2008
Where Are You Christmas? by xoxogirlie reviews
It's Christmastime. Shane and Mitchie broke up a month ago. This Christmas isn't looking to happy for Mitchie. **Smitchie**
Camp Rock - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,500 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Complete
12 Years Later by MrsAldous reviews
Well 12 years ago this girl and boy slept together and she ran away and is now back to show what she has made of her life on her own.....Not revealing couples or any hints on who it about.
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 35,022 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/27/2008 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Complete
Him and Her Through the Ups and Downs by Nick-J'z-Girl reviews
Troyella is married with five kids. Follow them through the struggles and good times. Troyella/Chaylor/Zekepay. Rated T to be safe.
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 40 - Words: 102,543 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/24/2008 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Complete
Nothing But Silence by EmSkittles reviews
Shane is in a Coma and Mitchie is asked to fill in as lead singer for connect 3 until he wakes. But how will Mitchie cope with missing her love, and the constant bombarding of fanboys? I own nothing T.T
Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,257 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/21/2008 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Complete
A Tour to Remember by Donghae Oppa reviews
When Mitchie left camp, she expected to go back to life like a normal kid. But what happens when Shane shows up at her doorstep ready to rock? Srry, not good at summaries. R&R plz! SEQUEL IN WORKS!
Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,226 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/20/2008 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Complete
Love At First Sight by Ms.HellFire-ffacnt reviews
An old story that has been collecting dust at the bottom of my hard drive. Based upon the happenings where Spring Break Up left off. One Shot. C/Z. Enjoy!
Zoey 101 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Complete
Stuck in the car by live-in-dreamland1 reviews
The gang go out to see the carroling at the Christmas Tree outside East High. On the way home Troy's car won't work and there is a storm on the way. How will they keep warm? TROYELLA
High School Musical - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,961 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Complete
I'd Lie by roxylover330 reviews
NAITLIN! A story about Caitlin's hidden feelings for Nate and trying to deny them to everyone. A game of 21 questions bring her and Nate closer, but sometimes words hurt, even if you don't know the truth behind those words. Reviews/criticism appreciated!
Camp Rock - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,875 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 7/29/2008
When You Kiss Me by noellerenee017 reviews
Mitchie has never formally met Shane Gray, but she is irrevocably in love with him. Shane has heard Mitchie sing, but never spoken to her. Once they meet, their relationship blossoms. But what happens when summer ends?
Camp Rock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,194 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 8/12/2008
Gone Are the Days of Summer by Kyandei reviews
Camp Rock; Sequel to Found You! After going to Camp Rock and touring with Connect Three, Mitchie has to go back to school. To her surprise, her music teacher is terribly sick and will be absent for quite a while, so she has a subsitute teacher: Shane. SxM
Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,682 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 8/7/2008 - Published: 7/19/2008
Things I'll Never Say by EatSleepBreatheJonas reviews
Smitchie. Post Camp Rock; Rated T for implied adult content. COMPLETE!
Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,908 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/3/2008 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Complete
Words Can't Explain by TheFreakyMentalSociety reviews
Two-shot about Mitchie's prom. Featuring NewJonasLover11. Smitchie fluff. By Ay-duh-lin and valele.
Camp Rock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,425 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Complete
Camp rock: Into The Future by can'tSEEtheSUNanymore reviews
Four years after the first year at camp Rock. Will Shane and Mitchie get married? Will they break up after almost 5 years of dating? XSmichieX XNaitlynX
Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 330 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/25/2008
Don't Scream by manny03 reviews
After hearing a scary story at the campfire, Nate has to walk back to his cabin. In the dark. He's more than a little bit freaked out. Nate/Caitlyn
Camp Rock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,747 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Caitlyn G., Nate - Complete
Needed Emotions by Enigmaforum reviews
Need is another simple concept right? Wrong. It's too indescriptive about what you can need. And she hated that because she needed someone. Desperately. And she couldn't have him. Or could she? Companion piece to 'Wanted Feelings'. Smitchie.
Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,273 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Mitchie T., Shane G. - Complete
Mistletoe by live-in-dreamland1 reviews
Its christmas day and the gang are celebrating at Sharpay and Zeke's house. Gabriella and Troy are still best friends. What happens when they get caught under the mistletoe? troyella, chaylor, zekepay, jelsi, Rylissa
High School Musical - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,456 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Complete
Too Innocent To Love by Live Life Loud09 reviews
She said she would never love anyone more than him. But then why is she getting married? Zoey/Chase. Oneshot. T just to be safe.
Zoey 101 - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,220 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Complete
Going Back by Sydney Cooper reviews
Amy changed at college.  Her first priority is no longer horses after a terrible accident left her frightened.  But when she recieves devastating news at home she must face all she's left behind. Please Review!
Heartland - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,806 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 6/4/2008
Countdown by Her Name Is Erika reviews
The countdown to Chase and Zoey's blossoming and quite obvious romance. [ChaseZoey]
Zoey 101 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,536 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Chase M., Zoey B. - Complete