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Author has written 4 stories for Twilight.

hello, some things you need to know about me:

1. i have a twin called 'sa LittleLouisaRose 1604372.

2.i have a bunch of friends who write brilliant fanfics, look on my favourites list they are Misses C Black and V Cullen 1596228 and Mrs Charlotte Mason-Cullen 1686318

3. i have incredibly short attention span, er what was i saying?so please bear with me if i post the wrong chapters i have 3 stories at once its tres confudling!

4.i live in london email me at if you weant to chat!

5. i have erm purple hair, hazel eyes, im 14 and im currently 5" 7" (in 4 inch heels).

Maybe we should develop a Crayola bomb as our next secret weapon. A happiness weapon. A beauty bomb. And every time a crisis developed, we would launch one. It would explode high in the air - explode softly - and send thousands, millions, of little parachutes into the air. Floating down to earth - boxes of Crayolas. And we wouldn't go cheap, either - not little boxes of eight. Boxes of sixty-four, with the sharpener built right in. With silver and gold and copper, magenta and peach and lime, amber and umber and all the rest. And people would smile and get a little funny look on their faces and cover the world with imagination.

(+'.'+) This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny
(")_(") into your profile to help him gain world domination!!

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.

There are two kinds of people in the world - those who hate and fear clowns...and clowns

One night, I lay in bed, looking up at the stars, and thought...'where the heck is the ceiling?

the things going through my head:

me and my goldfish love cranial osteopathy-

this idea came to me in church, i couldnt stop laughing, hard to explain especially during prayers lol! i hope to add more chapters about some human experiences bella is given. big thanks to all of my friends who give me the randomest ideas for it!

gunther and rosie

basicly i decided rosie could do with a nice guy instead of being paired with the ice prince scorpius all the time, so i invented gunther!

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The Hard Way To Learn A Lesson by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/AH Bad boy Edward needs to be taught a lesson. So his teachers come up with a plan- ‘marry’ him to the best behaved girl in school! How will his ego survive spending ‘eternity’ with Bella Swan! Little OOC. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 71 - Words: 279,757 - Reviews: 16112 - Favs: 7,630 - Follows: 3,497 - Updated: 1/15/2017 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Vision Stained with Red by XDCaramel reviews
Ever since I was born I saw these numbers and visions. They told me when and how a person would die. It was a normalcy to see these things above people's heads. Until I met them. They didn't have numbers. For them... I couldn't see anything. ExB. DISCONTINUED.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 20 - Words: 88,714 - Reviews: 3699 - Favs: 2,989 - Follows: 2,712 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Bella, Edward
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American Pie reviews
Bella Swan is the bright eyed, bushy tailed and fresh faced owner of the mysterious Giant Pie cafe, people who enter always come out with a smile on their face s. Edward Masen is a cynical business man determined to find out what her cafes secret is.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,690 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Bella, Edward
Old Gold reviews
What if the world was normal, Twilight could never happen. With no vampirism our beloved couple would never meet surely? But what if they did, under drastically different circumstances. Edward lives to be 107 what will happen when they meet?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Bella, Edward
Meanders Wander reviews
When the Bella Swan a pirate enthusiast with an enccentric taste in fashion comes to the somehwat rainy town of Forks and befriends one of the Cullen clan can any good come of it? Edward however is nowhere to be found, will Bella's path ever cross his?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,664 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Bella
Me and My Goldfish Love Cranial Osteopathy reviews
I tried holding my lips together but that didn’t work and I broke down in uncontrollable giggles. “, Edward are you wearing eyeliner?”
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,699 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/19/2008 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Bella
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