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Joined 06-09-08, id: 1599836, Profile Updated: 06-19-10
Author has written 8 stories for Kingdom Hearts, Harry Potter, Treasure Planet, and Final Fantasy XII.

"Oh my God, you're getting your tongue pierced?"

"That's hot."

"I hear that's really dangerous, you can get all sorts of diseases-"

"Better than a nipple piercing."

"Who do you know that has a nipple piercing?"

"...ehem..."

"What's that?"

"...ehem..."

"What?"

"Gracie."

"Hey, I'm no part of this, and don't call me that, and- how would you know if I had a nipple piercing?"

"'Cuz we screwed."

"Oh my god REALLY? Oh my god that is so hot-"

"He's LYING. What the hell."

"...and I DON'T have a nipple piercing, so don't even ask."

ಠ_ಠ I have weird conversations.

Journalfagging, for those who care (read: no one. 8D)

Gaiafagging, ditto.

Holy shit, I finally mustered up the balls to get a Quizilla. What have I done?

The Bad Nut Is: intelligent, possessive, protective, self-centered, impulsive, easily amused, a neat freak, disbelieving, infuriating to talk to at times, aggressive, attention-grabbing, and capable of messing with most anyones' head.

The Bad Nut Is Not: likely to change his/her mind, forgiving, good at lying, a lobster, loving of small children, easy to bribe, good at pouting, rude, uncivilized, or likely to eat a lot of things.

The things I enjoy reading about and doing would likely disturb the vast majority of you. Either that, or be found offensive.

Cookies to the first person to guess my age. Unless you found it very easy to guess it, in that case you get a whole cake.

I will insult you politely. That is all.

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o b l i v i o n by CrossoverQueen reviews
Once you're in Oblivion, you never get out. [AxelRoxas, Alternate Universe]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,618 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 1/10/2007 - Axel, Roxas
Death Eraser by GreyLiliy reviews
Ryuk takes things into his own hands. [End of Series Spoilers. Ryuk & Light Main. Mikami, Matsuda, Misa Side]
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,375 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 4/26/2010 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Light Y., Ryuk
Not just one of the guys by LadyNightRunner reviews
When Cloud was added to the ShinRa harem, he had no idea that his view on life as a slave was about to be drastically changed. What with secret lovers, jealous slaves, and two owners, life is going to be VERY different for him. You have been warned.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 71,539 - Reviews: 722 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 663 - Updated: 11/8/2009 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Sephiroth, Cloud S.
Lightning by this be a dead account reviews
Sasori undergoes emotional turmoil concerning his college roommate, Orochimaru. Deidara takes it upon himself to cure his new friend. M for implied non-con, language, and mature topics in dialogue. OroSaso and DeiSaso. Alternate Universe.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,221 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Deidara, Sasori
BREAK DOWN by Mitts reviews
NOT FLUFFY! A stubborn prisoner is brought to the attention of the most powerful general in the Shin-Ra army. Will he prove unbreakable? Rated M for bad language, and nasty stuff. Gift fan art from MK-KM.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 59,812 - Reviews: 1181 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Two and Again by nopenopnope reviews
A series of drabbles focusing on various pairings, points of view and situations. Most pairings will be Bartimaeus/Nathaniel or Ptolemy/Bartimaeus
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,965 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 3/26/2008
Double Dork by Kat of Mosh Pits reviews
Edd ends up tutoring Kevin during the summer. Eddy isn’t happy that Kevin is taking up all of Double D’s time. Edd doesn’t know what to do. Stupid PostIts.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,159 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Edd, Kevin
Poison Apple by RobinRocks reviews
LxLight. Death Note with a Disney spin. Maybe their poison drenched love, this twisted fairytale of most wicked beauty, is all that matters, even when L is dragged back from his grave and faced with his poisoned apple again. Cowritten with Narroch.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 33 - Words: 357,768 - Reviews: 2776 - Favs: 1,960 - Follows: 652 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 10/1/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
In the Name of Science by Viviane Renard reviews
It's all in the name of science, Dib justifies as he strokes an antenna. subtle ZADR
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,041 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Silent Screams by Rainbrat reviews
AU Yugi didn't scream when he met Death. He fell in love. Kleptoshipping Yami no BakuraxYugi. Character death
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Yami Bakura, Yūgi M. - Complete
The Status Ailment Series by Pretty Racing reviews
Slash. BalthierVaan. This small series is tales of each status ailment in FFXII with a slashy tone. Sixth: Balthier doesn't mind K.O. ... unless it involves a certain blond minx...
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,449 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 10/7/2007 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Complete
Touch by bleedcolor reviews
Alphonse contemplates touch, and touching his brother. Yaoi, Elricest, Armor!AlxEd, Armor!Sex. Don't like, don't read.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,916 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/11/2007 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
There Wasn't by Tabitha Dornoc reviews
[oneshot, KHII] Some small part in his mind told him it should have been harder, really, to capture the heralded hero of the keyblade... Axel gets Roxas back the good old fashioned way.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,067 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/9/2006 - Axel, Sora - Complete
Poolhouse Bambino by Falaphesian reviews
It was the kind of clubhopping life where you could meet someone with a kind of ease and just as easily forget them. Yet even the forgetter wants to remember, every once in a while. [CloudSora, oneshot]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,236 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Cloud S., Sora - Complete
The Cricket Club by Sagi-chan reviews
[AU] Naturally, being a high school student is going to suck but when you're a reincarnated Kitsunedemon with a fan club composed wholly of crickets... it's going to suck a whole lot more. [Yaoi] [GaaraNaru] [Stupidity] [Chapter 15]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,649 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 6/30/2006 - Published: 6/12/2004
Of Djinn and Cats by Gabrielle MB reviews
Bartimaeus cares about Nathaniel. No, really. Set during The Golem's Eye. Very mild slash.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,391 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/22/2005 - Complete
Lose Yourself by D-chan reviews
Sora/Kairi, Riku/Sora :: AU, yaoi, adult situations, blood, murder, character death, multiple freaky things :: It all started with a simple question - Have you ever killed? - but turned into something far worse... *COMPLETE*
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,933 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/29/2003 - Published: 5/27/2003 - Complete
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We've Got The Routine reviews
So then one day, this weird boy, a dog, and a duck fell from the sky and changed the fate of our world. But that's okay, they do it all the time. KH/Harry Potter X-over
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,888 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Harry P., Sora
Pirated reviews
It was inevitable, everyone knows that spacemen could be the nastiest life forms in the galaxy, and ignorance isn't an excuse. Slash, Underage-ness, Implied Noncon
Treasure Planet - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,755 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Complete
Chance Meeting reviews
Crossover. "This is how we say hello in Rabanastre." -Not-much-of-a-suprise crack pairing inside!-
Crossover - Kingdom Hearts & Final Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,663 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Roxas, Vaan - Complete
Wrong Species reviews
AU "You never leave your house to hunt... you walk around freely in daylight... your skin is like solid fire... that can only mean you're a..." A cliché gone wrong. No pairings yet.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,381 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/1/2009 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Riku, Sora
Not Our Fault reviews
We steal a part of what they are, and they have to suffer for it, but it's not our fault, we didn't ask for it to be that way. Alternate Universe Possible Slash
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Roxas, Sora
Conflict reviews
I have more right- I'm better than a friend, I'm what completes him. Slash RikuRoxasSora
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Roxas, Riku - Complete
Hypocrite reviews
Sora just didn't think it was fair, for him to accept their oddities and for them to have trouble accepting him at all. One-Shot Yaoi Intense Deep Thinking
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,706 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Sora, Riku - Complete
Shadow reviews
Because everyone shows weakness, sometimes. Drabble?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Sora