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Joined 06-09-08, id: 1599966, Profile Updated: 02-24-10
Author has written 4 stories for Ouran High School Host Club, Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Matrix, and Hidalgo.

Hi everyone! This is basically a joint account for myself and my sister (hence the name, duh!). I'm the eldest sister and I basically run this account - anything my sister wants posting or dealing with, I generally do. So each of the stories from this account will have a note at the top saying which of us it's by, e.g. 'By Moose' or 'By Boom'.

Eldest Sister
Nickname: Moose
Occupation: Lazy student who should work instead of wasting life on internet

Youngest Sister
Nickname: Boom
Occupation: More conscientious student with fanfiction writer aspirations

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Gold, Black, Red by ReaperRain reviews
Lucien's latest contract proves considerably more hassle than he's worth. Opinions change, mind you... Lucien Lachance/OMC. ON HIATUS.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 75,103 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 2/10/2011 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Lucien L.
The Road Less Traveled by verityburns reviews
Sherlock realises that John's dating habits involve an unacceptable level of risk... what if he meets an unusually tolerant woman and ends up getting married? Slash / Romance / Angst / Humour ... Now with added Christmas!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 76,886 - Reviews: 1524 - Favs: 2,960 - Follows: 634 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Joker's Wild by SSJ-Alhazred reviews
How Joker might've worked as a romance option in Mass Effect 2. Slash.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,916 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Joker, Shepard (M) - Complete
Revenge is a Dish Best Served Gay by LostInCamelot reviews
In which, Arthur pretends to be gay, Merlin is crowned Fairy King and both are in way over their heads. Also full of revenge, projectile Fruit Loops, scary pink dorm rooms, glitter pens, pillow fights and a whole lot of very confused people.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,126 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Merlin, Arthur
A Knight's Pains by Viridis Lupus reviews
Arthur is hurt. Merlin makes it worse. Two shot. Sort of fluffy. "You wouldn't know pain if it hit you round the head."
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,039 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/29/2009 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
A Road to El Dorado Parody by meggannn reviews
What in the name of all things sexually ambiguous is this?
Road to Eldorado - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,878 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Miguel, Tulio - Complete
The Day Kyoya Snapped by C.Queen reviews
Tamaki is complaining again and finally snapping Kyoya tells his best friend a lot of things Tamaki doesn't want to hear...as well as a secret Kyoya's been carrying for three years.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,190 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 6/17/2006 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
Into the Void by Zaleone reviews
Lucien Lachance x the Listener. Oneshot, written in first person. The Listener reflects. This is set after the Dark Brotherhood quest plays out.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,743 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Lucien L. - Complete
Miscommunication by Aurore Verlaine reviews
Arthur/Merlin:: Everyone is horribly misguided and thinks that Arthur and Merlin are a couple. Arthur and Merlin, armed with nothing but fierce denial, set out to prove everyone wrong..or die trying.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,229 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 708 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Seductive Relations by gildedirises reviews
Roy Mustang is a master manipulator, used to playing on the emotions of others. But what happens when his own emotions start to get the better of him where a certain blond alchemist is concerned? A series of RoyxEd manga-based stories. Warning:YAOI
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,862 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Roy M., Edward E.
Art Exam by ChudleyCanons reviews
Modern day Arthur/Merlin AU. Merlin is nervous about his art exam. Arthur doesn't really help. This is a terrible summary. I wrote this for my friend who had her art exam today.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,368 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Birthday Gift by ChudleyCanons reviews
I am obviously terrible at choosing titles. Arthur tries to do something nice for Merlin on his birthday. Arthur/Merlin
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
I Saw Jack Kissing Santa Claus by EmyPink reviews
Jack and Ianto celebrate Christmas.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,924 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
He is my Master by Dyeh reviews
Kyo's lost the bet. But... luckily, Akito's decided not to cage him. He's going to 'give Kyo away' instead. But... Kyo didn't expect to be given away to Hatori. Hatori x Kyo. Shounen ai. R&R
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 27,024 - Reviews: 599 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 6/26/2008 - Published: 4/7/2006 - Kyo S., Hatori S.
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8376 - Favs: 7,512 - Follows: 1,725 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Morning After by nakaleteme reviews
Ianto gets a bittersweet surprise the morning after an eventful night. Jack/Ianto
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
All Change by amy. j x reviews
AU Jack/Ianto story inspired by Harkness and Jones' fic 'Untitled 1'. What if they lived ordinary lives, no torchwood? Please R&R. Rating changed to M for graphic sex scene in Chapter 3.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,980 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/17/2008 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Odd Socks! by Faramirlover reviews
Ianto Jones' hates odd socks and Jack Harkness seems to wear them just to annoy him. Rated for implications.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,713 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Mourner's Dawn by Cyprith reviews
Without him, they’d be nothing. Without them, he would still be alive. They should have known better. Lucien does not pick his silencers idly. Generally lighthearted slash. Lucien LachanceOC
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 80,898 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Complete
The Correct Way by VIII of XIII reviews
Phoenix hates having to reject Miles. Miles won't settle for being rejected. [MilesPhoenix]
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,572 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Complete
Family Vacation by m.jules reviews
Gracia, Maes, Roy and Riza go on vacation together as lovers. Specific focus on MaesRoy and GraciaRiza.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,507 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Maes H., Roy M. - Complete
The Remus and Sirius Standard Desk Dictionary by Mint Pizza Queen reviews
The ABCs of Remus and Sirius as more than just friends during their Hogwarts years. SiriusRemus. ONESHOT. COMPLETED
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,261 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
A Midsummer Night At Armestris by Taisa Prongsie reviews
A tryst between the Flame Alchemist and his Lieutenant Colonel. Mature content, Yaoi, MaesRoy.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,229 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Maes H., Roy M.
Art of Taunting by Robin Gills reviews
Hawkeye withholds candy from BJ. There are consequences. Slash. If you can't handle slash don't read.
M*A*S*H - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,600 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Hawkeye P., BJ H. - Complete
The girl or the game? by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
Lily won’t date James because of his Quidditch obsession, so he quits it for a bet. In 7 days, he struggles to cope with withdrawal symptoms, while she attempts to not fall in love with him and prevent embarrassing situations like sniffing his boxers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 72,189 - Reviews: 1241 - Favs: 850 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 2/23/2007 - Published: 8/23/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Later that Night by Snowpixie81 reviews
Sequel to Night at the Movies. What happens after Leon stays over for the night? Read to find out. LeonXD.
Pet Shop of Horrors - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,752 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/22/2006 - Complete
What Not To Wear by Sayonara reviews
Yuki hates Kyo's choice in clothing. YukiKyo.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,276 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/24/2006 - Kyo S., Yuki S. - Complete
Night at the Movies by Snowpixie81 reviews
What happens when Leon takes Chris, Count D, Tchan and Ponchan out to movies? Find out.
Pet Shop of Horrors - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,355 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/17/2006 - Complete
A Cat's Death Wish by Dyeh reviews
Haru has a secret. He turns black whenever he see's a cat. Now, this could pose a serious problem for our favourite kitty, Kyo, couldn't it? Haru x Kyo. Shounen ai. R&R. [COMPLETE]
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,464 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/2/2006 - Published: 2/9/2006 - Hatsuharu S., Kyo S. - Complete
Cat's and Dog's Don't Mix by Dyeh reviews
Shigure's been bored stupid, and when he's bored, he gets up to mischief. What happens when he tries to court our beloved Kyo? Shigure x Kyo. Shounen ai. Read and Review. [COMPLETE]
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 43,176 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/7/2006 - Published: 11/29/2005 - Shigure S., Kyo S. - Complete
Denial by Mint Pizza Queen reviews
The first stage is always denial. Roy x Edward implied [COMPLETED]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,082 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/17/2005 - Published: 11/12/2005 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
In Which Haru Gets his Way by Kuu.ish reviews
HaruxKyo Oneshot. Haru wants everyone to know about their relation. Kyo doesn't. Haru is determined to let everyone know, what exactly does he have planned for the redhead? Rated for Language and Sexual Implications! RR!
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,000 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/2/2005 - Hatsuharu S., Kyo S. - Complete
Haru's Guide on How to catch a Kyo by Kuu.ish reviews
[HaruxKyo] Haru decides he wants Kyo, what will he have to do in order to capture his favorite orange haired kitty?
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,094 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 31 - Published: 9/28/2005 - Hatsuharu S., Kyo S.
Fire and Ice by Tanta Green reviews
Raenef botches up a spell causing rather interesting results. Is it possible for Eclipse and Raenef to ever both be happy? Raeclipse
Demon Diary - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,874 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/8/2005 - Published: 4/21/2004 - Raenef V, Eclipse - Complete
Sleeping Habits by ForestGlenny reviews
Eclipse and sleep don't belong in the same sentence, but Raenef won't wake up. RaenefEclipse.
Demon Diary - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,753 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/25/2005 - Eclipse, Raenef V
Distraction by redleathercouch reviews
Gawain does naughty things to Galahad while the knights are all drinking in them tavern.
King Arthur - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/23/2005
The Spotter's Guide to the Common McCoy by Nemo the Everbeing reviews
A naturalist's look at McCoy in fanfiction. Blatantly SpockMcCoy, and pokes innocent fun at the conventions of this pairing and genre.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/18/2004 - L. McCoy, Spock - Complete
The Spotter's Guide to the Common Spock by Nemo the Everbeing reviews
A naturalist's look at Spock in fanfiction. Blatantly SpockMcCoy, and pokes innocent fun at the conventions of this pairing and genre.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,344 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/18/2004 - Spock, L. McCoy - Complete
One Plus One by Lethe Seraph reviews
Complete![au][raeclipse] Raenef, a high school boy with an overly cheery personality and lacking in intellect, needs help. Desperately. His friends, kendoist Erutis and son-of-monk Chris, take matters into their own hands! Man, Rae's new tutor is cool.
Demon Diary - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,026 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/27/2004 - Published: 2/3/2004 - Complete
The First Time by S h i b b i e reviews
[Ultimately GawainGalahad] "It had been awkward at best, the flailing of sweaty limbs and the consistent kneeing and elbowing into sensitive areas. It was definitely not how Galahad had imagined it." [Appearances: slight TristanLancelot]
King Arthur - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,955 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5/2004
A Picture Worth a Thousand Words by ForestGlenny reviews
Eclipse gets Raenef to sit for a portrait, but ends up with more than he bargained for. CHAPTER 2 UP LEMON! All bets are off, and Eclipse and Raenef get their thing on. RaenefEclipse.
Demon Diary - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,361 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/5/2004 - Published: 6/30/2004 - Eclipse, Raenef V - Complete
Priceless by ForestGlenny reviews
Some things money can't buy. EclipseRaenef, Eclipsecentric, mildly slashy.
Demon Diary - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/23/2004 - Eclipse, Raenef V - Complete
Winter in Me by foggynite reviews
Shigure has the sniffles. Pure comfort fic. HatoriShigure
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,862 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/15/2004
My Master's Desire by Ryuuza reviews
Eclipse once said his only concern was what his master desired. So what is it exactly that Lord Raenef wants? Simple: Eclipse. [Yaoi. Fluff. Citrus.] Complete.
Demon Diary - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,282 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/10/2004 - Published: 11/25/2003 - Complete
Cinnamon Eclipse by Ryuuza reviews
Eclipse goes to wake his demon lord. Raenef sleeps and dreams and Eclipse is tempted... Cinnamon, anyone? Yaoi. Fluff. Lime.
Demon Diary - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,269 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/18/2003 - Published: 11/4/2003
Midnight Air by Blue Tears reviews
After the initial shock of meeting Raenef’s newest…“ friend” Chris Eclipse gets to greet the Demon Lord as he had wanted to before. Eclipse’s POV Warning: Yaoi
Demon Diary - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,696 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/12/2003 - Eclipse, Raenef V - Complete
Finding Him by Kagedtiger reviews
(Formerly "Someday Out of the Blue.") After they get back to Spain, Tulio is surprised to find himself abandoned by the people who he loves most. Inspired by, but not really based on the song by Elton John. *Slash* *Completed*
Road to Eldorado - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,002 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/14/2003 - Published: 7/15/2002 - Complete
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He Wishes He Was Elrond reviews
Agent Smith keeps having these weird feelings that maybe he'd like to be Elrond - a distant ancestor of his, you know. Short, silly songfic using "James Bond" by Scouting For Girls
Crossover - Matrix & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Smith, A., Elrond - Complete
A Punk Professor? reviews
Professor Snape has secrets in his past that are about to come to life again, but can Harry Potter, a student he apparently hates, convince him to use them in the fight against Voldemort? And what will he want in exchange? Eventual Snape/Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,683 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/18/2009 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Severus S., Harry P.
The Ballad of Legolas reviews
A parody of Weird Al's 'Jedi Song' and Lord of the Rings, sung by Legolas: the true story of Aragorn's youth! Hint of Hidalgo in there too!
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Hidalgo - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Aragorn - Complete
Boredom Can Be A Blessing reviews
Kyouya convinces Kaoru to let him help relieve his boredom. Just an extended piece of fluff. Kaoru/Hikaru Tamaki/Kyouya. My own take on the much overdone plotline of making the objects of your desire jealous ...
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,641 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 38 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Kyōya O., Kaoru H. - Complete
Dyeh (27)
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