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Joined 06-09-08, id: 1600091, Profile Updated: 02-20-13
Author has written 11 stories for Naruto, and Bleach.

I'm sorry I haven't updated in forever.

This account is kinda dead. I'm not active in my fandoms anymore, I'm really sorry.

Also: I appreciate your interest, but I don't do challenges or requests and I don't take part in writing contests, either. Sorry.

Some more facts about myself:

I am: a 27 years old eccentric, chaotic perfectionist, laid-back hypochondriac, anime lover, yaoi addict, homoflexible kink-loving passionate writer, talkative maverick, coffee junkie, and way too indecisive.

Things I like: cosplay, yaoi/shounen ai, manga/anime, the colors blue and purple, art, candy, sea food, and food in general.

Things I don't like: homophobes, ignorants, peppers, kids.

I'm addicted to: yaoi, my computer, quizzes/questionnaires, coffee, music, sushi, facebook.

I'm afraid of: deep water, germs.

My hobbies: writing, writing, writing and writing, cosplaying, sewing plushies, computer games. Oh, and did I mention writing?

My favorite mangas/animes/games: BLEACH, Death Note, Howl's Moving Castle, Naruto, Gyakuten (Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney), Shin Megami Tensei: Persona, Pokémon.

My favorite characters: Hisagi Shuuhei, Shiba Kaien, Kurosaki Ichigo, Hollow Ichigo, Kon, Abarai Renji, Yamada Hanatarou; Umino Iruka, Hatake Kakashi, Hidan, Kakuzu, Deidara, Naara Shikamaru, Zetsu, Kisame, Tobi.

My favorite pairings: RenjixHisagi, RenjixIchigo, UkitakexHisagi, HisagixIchigo, IchigoxKon; KakaIru, KakuHidan, HiDei, SasoDei.

My favorite animals: wolves, dogs, whales, dolphins, rats. Oh, and dragons.

My favorite books: "a long way down" by Nick Hornby, "Vollidiot", "Millionär" and "Resturlaub" by Tommy Jaud (German author)

My favorite films: Donnie Darko, Matrix, X-Men, X-Men Origins, Spiderman, Butterfly Effect, Amélie, Cube, James Cameron's Avatar

My favorite music: Industrial, Dark Wave, EBM, 8bit, 16bit, 32bit, C64, Chiptune, Gothic, 80ies

My favorite bands: Eisenfunk, ASP, And One, Welle: Erdball, Nine Inch Nails, Nightwish, Within Temptation

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Tease by la mangue joyeuse reviews
Kakuzu has Hidan right where he wants him. KakuHidan
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 516 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 41 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Dendrochronology by la mangue joyeuse reviews
Hidan asks a question Kakuzu can't answer.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
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eleven reviews
Renji x Hisagi One-Shot - shônen ai/yaoi/lemon, fluff, probably PWP - Hisagi falls asleep after training and is woken up by someone he actually has been awaiting for a long time - Abarai Renji.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,997 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Renji A., Shuuhei H. - Complete
fear reviews
One-Shot - angst - Sometimes it's there, at times when I expect it the least, making me wake up with a gasp in the middle of the night. ... It's pictures I see, from the past of mine, awful memories replayed in a nightmare.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Shuuhei H. - Complete
Search for Identity reviews
This fanfic is about several Akatsuki members at the age of 7/8 years, living in the same village and starting to attend the ninja academy there. OOC, fluff, shounen ai/yaoi - 17 chapters already finished, part 18 & 19 in progress. To be uploaded soon.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,417 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/23/2009 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Itachi U., Deidara
fatality reviews
KakuHidan - violence/gore; shonen ai/yaoi in some chapters - When Kakuzu comes home from a mission, a new team partner awaits him. And he is not amused about it. Not at all. Not yet...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,611 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/23/2009 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
the way you talk reviews
KakuHidan One-Shot - shônen ai, fluff - Kakuzu wants to do some paperwork, but gets distracted by Hidan, who simply can't keep his mouth shut.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,664 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
the prettiest girl reviews
NaruSaku One-Shot - the one and only hetero story I've ever written and will ever write - Naruto has come back to the village after years, and meets Sakura again.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,010 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
sad love reviews
SasoDei - shounen ai/yaoi - A very emotional story about the slowly developing relationship between Sasori and Deidara. Please only read if you don't get triggered easily - plot deals with depression, self-injury, violence, abuse
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,709 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Deidara, Sasori
heat reviews
KakuHidan One-Shot - yaoi, fluff - Hidan is close to a sunstroke and therefore tries to persuade Kakuzu to take a room :3
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,534 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
moondance reviews
SasoDei One-Shot - shounen ai/yaoi, fluff - Sasori is at home, relaxing after a mission during a heavy storm, when a familiar blond falls down from the sky...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,522 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
unanswered love reviews
KakuHidan One-Shot - yaoi/lemon, violence/gore - This is actually part of my longer story Search for Identity. Kakuzu & Hidan have been friends for years since they attended the same academy. Now, at the age of 16, they are slowly discovering... something
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,190 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
The One reviews
KakuHidan One-Shot - yaoi, lemon, bondage/bdsm, violence/gore, strong language - Kakuzu gets distracted by Hidan playing an interesting little game :3
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,996 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete