What happens when you mix a very hyper Bella, a pad of paper and a pen? THIS! Baisiclly, the Cullen's start passing note instead of talking. Very random, very, very OOC. Very funny. So, please read and reveiw.

Ah, singing, dancing, bouncy Alice, Angry Edward, crazy Emmett...what more could you want? Oh, and Jasper is sort of high. all original pairings.

Bella decides to try out various kissing styles on Edward, after he call her a tease...OCC...ALL HUMAN...R&R

Bella shares a very passionate and public kiss with a handsome, bronze haired stranger. Edward/Bella AU/AH one shot.

Edward Cullen is known for his hard partying and many sexual encounters. However, one night he meets a girl named Bella at a party, and she wants something he's never known, a relationship. Lemons. A different take on "player Edward"

I feel like such a pervert.” She says as we look through the X rated titles. “Me too.” I admit, looking at the oversized books. One catches my attention: a bright red one with a hunky guy on the cover. I check the author: L. Lolly. “Here it is.”

Jesse and Suze are living happily, until Paul comes along. Can Paul lure Suze away from Jesse, or will our favorite couple be able to hold onto their happiness? And whose to say Paul is the only obstacle they have to overcome. Sequel to The New Girl. R&R!

Title says it all. Even Esme and Carsile. T for swearing. coughcoughEmmettcouhgcough

Five scenes from The Final Eclipse that you really, really didn’t need to see. Hidden Scene: There can only be one. Winner of Best Multichaptered Comedy, DOTM Awards 08!