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Joined 06-09-08, id: 1600268, Profile Updated: 03-30-14
Author has written 8 stories for Aliens/Predator, Twilight, Watchmen, Mass Effect, Batman: Arkham Asylum, and Elder Scroll series.

I've been meaning to do this for a while.

I've grown up a lot since I left the LU in the hands of other people. It's taken some time, but I finally hit adulthood, mentally as well as physically. I think my depression had a hand in it, and it really set my damn priorities straight, as well as giving me a much needed kick up the ass. I look back on what I was like during my time on FFnet and...well, frankly, I'm embarrassed.

No. More like mortified.

I was a nasty piece of shit and I didn't care. I put things on my profile that I look back on and feel appalled and ashamed about, regardless of my reasons. It's taken some time to do this, mostly because I didn't know what to say. But it's not like I'm 'relevant' on FFnet anymore (and I'd argue that I never really was, to be honest), so here we go.

This is my apology to all of you I upset and offended over the years. I was wrong. I really was. I hope you carry on writing and enjoying yourselves. I hope you receive many reviews that give you the praise and constructive criticism you deserve. I hope you keep on writing.

I leave you with my own sub-standard stories to mull over and make fun of. Part of me wants to pull them down because they're bloody awful, but I figure someone out there could use the entertainment.

Hopefully, this'll be the last time I edit this profile.

George

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Cuz Now We're More Than Friends by AnonymousFanfictioner reviews
One simple kiss between Alice and Bella turns into full-blown sex! Warnings: Femslash and Lemons! All kids back away! AU OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Edifice Rex by Thranduil Oropherion Redux reviews
Aragorn impresses Arwen with a sizeable gift. Dedicated to Lord Kelvin, RedBootton, and the Literate Union. Warning for innuendo.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Aragorn, Arwen U. - Complete
Ouroboros by Steals Thyme reviews
Nothing ever ends; Rorschach struggles with the eternal return. AU. Gen for now, epic UST in future. Warnings for major character death and Rorschach's casual bigotry.
Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,571 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/26/2010 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Walter K./Rorschach
Relentless Pursuit by Writer-in-Disguise reviews
Sirius Black's good looks and unruly behavior make him the object of affection for many girls. The only catch is: he doesn't date. Is there any way other than relentless pursuit to get his attention? SBOC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 52,275 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 1/20/2007 - Sirius B., OC
Can't Get You Out Of My Head by J-Horror Girl reviews
Out of Arkham and out of his mind, the Joker hits the town with an intangible companion who might be dead but isn't nearly departed. He can't touch her, she can't get away from him, and so they have to make the best of it.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 100 - Words: 177,723 - Reviews: 1827 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Joker
The Other Side by 142staircases reviews
Who says Life stops after Death? Because it most certainly doesn’t. Just because Nearly-Headless-Nick doesn’t know what happens on ‘the other side’ doesn’t mean that we don’t. The story of Lily and James’ adaptation into Death and how they spy on Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 70,262 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Oxymoron Salesman by Cheese92 reviews
A crude and surreal, satirical parody of Frankenstein. Be prepared to be frightened out of your mind...
Frankenstein - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,947 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Complete
Just Not Right by Elodie the Scribe reviews
A fangirl is inserted into her favorite Joker fantasy...but in a very unexpected way.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,259 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2548 - Favs: 5,852 - Follows: 341 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
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E'drasi reviews
He went to her to hear a legend, but instead found so much more; a tale of darkness, blood, and regret. Thrown into the life of a vampire hunter, he learned of E'drasi...and what happens when the hunter becomes the hunted.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,515 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/26/2012 - Published: 7/6/2011
tw1l1t3 reviews
Twilight sucks. We know it and George knew it, too. However, after flaming the vengeful Stephenie Flyer, George finds himself in the place of Bella. Will he manage to get away from his homosexual vampire stalker, or will he be stuck in Hell forever?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,313 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/7/2010 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Complete
Fearful Symmetry reviews
After a fateful encounter with one of the infamous masks of NYC, an unemployed reporter delves into the criminal underworld, determined to find out more about the vigilante. But will her mission lead her to her goal, or to something much darker?
Watchmen - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,421 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Walter K./Rorschach
Princess Bellarina reviews
Once upon a time, there lived a princess. Her name was Bellarina and she lived in a beautiful castle. But perhaps Bellarina's fairytale is not what it seems, and a much darker reality lurks underneath... -- AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Complete
OC reviews
She saw her own creation; she hears the clacking of keys as her path is written out before her in her head; she knows she doesn't belong. Is Miranda bound to the actions chosen by her author...or will she break free from the shackles of fiction?
Batman: Arkham Asylum - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,931 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010
I Am reviews
As Commander Shepard encounters Samara for the first time, an asari Eclipse sister's life is ended. While the galaxy does not even notice her passing, there is still a question lingering, unanswered. Who was she?
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Complete
Lockdown reviews
Thirty years ago, thirteen teenagers stumbled across an abandoned, underground facility, but only one escaped the manual lockdown. Now, in 2008, the lockdown has been broken, and Danny must return to stop the vicious entities within for good.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,056 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/5/2009
The Room reviews
Two girls are locked in a room with a gun and the corpse of an alien specimen. Only one question is hovering over them: which of them will die first?
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,815 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Complete