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Joined 06-09-08, id: 1600312, Profile Updated: 01-03-14
Author has written 69 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Maximum Ride, Xiaolin Showdown, Teen Titans, Sonic the Hedgehog, TV Commercials, Sims, Sword in the Stone, Aristocats, Alice in Wonderland, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Harry Potter, Regular Show, My Little Pony, and South Park.

Congratulations, person I probably have never meet, you clicked my profile out of all the possible profiles you could have clicked on Fanfiction.net! I guess it doesn’t matter how you found me, all it matters is that you’re here. So since you’re here and all I might as will give you the basics about me.

Name: Just call me Carmie or Carm.

Avatar- My little brother made that for me. I told him that I love cats and coconuts, and he photoshopped my avatar for me.

Gender: I read somewhere that gender is different than biological sex. Gender is apparently the range of physical, biological, mental, and behavioral characteristics pertaining to, and differentiating between, masculinity and femininity. So, by that stand point my biological sex is female, but I'm 100% masculine when I eat and 100% feminine when a see a rodent indoors.

Reason for User Name: I’m dyslexic and my nickname is Carmie so I just put the two together giving me dyslexic-Carmie. Yeah, hard to believe that I'm actually a dyslexic.

Favorite Quote: "Each smallest act of kindness reverberates across great distances and spans of time, affecting lives unknown to the one whose generous spirit was the source of this good echo, because kindness is passed on and grows each time it's passed, until a simple courtesy becomes an act of selfless courage years later and far away. Likewise, each small meanness, each expression of hatred, each act of evil."-This Momentous Day, H.R. White


Favorite Authors I have met face to face: I am happy to say that I have met all of these people listed under my favorite authors in person. I am also very happy to tell you that all these people are amazing wonder people I’m blessed to have met. I strongly advise you to go check these amazing people out. I guess I should give you some detail info on how I know them so here it goes. (If you meet me in real life, I'll add ya to Favorite Authors)

Jo's Crab Shack my beautiful cousin Jodi, who also suffers from dyslexia. Jojo brought me onto the fanfiction. We used to stay up to ungodly hours reading crack stories together. It was lots of fun.

tigerchick819 my elementary school friend, who is still my friend. I wrote her profile.

bleedingrose777 she is tigerchick819 niece. She is really nice.

dogredcat my CCE buddy. (CCE stands for Catholic Church Education) She hasn’t written anything but has lots of Harry Potter stories listed under her favorites, so if you’re looking for a good Harry Potter fic to read go check out her favorites.

AWriterThatCan'tSpell I strongly advise you to go check this writer out. She is the reason I started writing in the Sonic category and the Hetalia catergory. She may be insane, but Ash sure is one good friend. She introduced me to Hetalia. Before her I never watched in type of anime.

KaoruTheRandomBookworm Des, is awesome and writes stories similar or possibility better than mine. I strongly advise you to go check her out. She also edits some of the stuff I post on here. So, I strongly advise you to check her out.

Mauwreentjj my Dutch friend. I met Maureen when she came to America as a exchange student. She is now back home in the Neverlands, but I still miss her. She made me feel awesome for being an American.

SkywingFighter79 I met him in Creative writing class. Part of the twenty percent of Fanfiction.net that is male. He is a good writer, but hasn’t posted anything yet. When he posts something I will be the first to review.


Favorite Authors I have NOT met Face to Face: These people are just awesome.

Twizzle-fizz an awesome Australian writer. I strongly recommend that you go check her out. She is super nice, and has reviewed almost all my stories. She also is one of the best writers I have found on this cite, so if you love Sonic go read her stuff. Trust me, you won't be dissappointed.

Smasher.The-Keyblade-Bearer this guy is one of my top reviews and will always respond to any message I send him. He has a great sense of humor and always knows how to cheer me up.

Oxenstierna D. Yuki-Rin you just gonna love a writer who knows her stuff and makes parodies of everything. And I do like German Sparkle Party. I strongly advise you, to read one of her stories. Seriously do it. If your taking the time to read a random profile then you defiantly have time to read some of the greatest fanfiction ever.

Nutty Nerd this person is awesome. I strongly recommend you checking out some of their stories and stuff. She also did a awesome job of Beta Reading for me.

FirePony16 another awesome writer, who helped me out. She is also a great friend to talk to on here. I recommend that you go check out her work.

Thestral The Anonymous another awesome person that's great to talk to.

MDWOLFGIRL man I love fanfiction. It introduces me to some of the coolest people ever. And this is another awesome person.

Super Sister amazing writer! Her stories keep me thinking, and that's just awesome. She also drew me a fanart! I'm still freaking out about it.

TheNextAlice Another awesome Australian writer. She makes my day with my reviews. And we placed each other as one of our favorite writers at the exact same time. Wicked, huh?

Antonia Ivanevna Braginski she married Wesley. (A OC in Handholding) And she's just freaking awesome! She knows about German Sparkle party!

The.Taller.Child she is an amazing awesome writer who beta read something for me. She is probably one of the best poetics I have ever read. If you love Alice in Wonderland go check this writer out! Or just love poetry go read whatever she writes. Trust me, you will NOT be disappointed.

Twillight-Sparkle an awesome writer, fun to talk to, great critic, and good friend.


Fanart of my Fanfiction! (Hopefully the List will get longer over time)

http://onerandomnameindeed.deviantart.com/#/d4nooq1 That's chapter 28 of Schizophrenic Hallucinations!


Translations of my stories! (Hopefully the List will get longer over time)

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8178359/1/Pillow_Wall That's a French translation of Pillow Wall. It was translated by the lovely Isagawa.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8221674/1/ That's a Russian translation of Pillow Wall. It was translated by the lovely SeymourRidmonton

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Sonic Products by KaoruTheRandomBookworm reviews
Various Sonic Products with humorous malfunctioning. Warning: Kaoru's Toyland is not an actual store. Hosted by Kaoru the Hare with special guest hosts that brings new drama to the table.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 60 - Words: 67,634 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/24/2013 - Published: 2/5/2011
The Capitol Games: A Fly on the Wall by Oxenstierna D. Yuki-Rin reviews
Oneshot. "They say that the Hunger Games change everyone. What they don't tell you is that they even change the most non-descript of bystanders. The Games changed me, even though I was never in them." A Capitol girl muses on the Capitol Hunger Games and what effects they had on her, despite the fact she wasn't in them.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Other tributes - Complete
Human Curiosity by Super Sister reviews
... It takes the biscuit, kills the cat and leaves the nations broken. (being edited)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 28 - Words: 89,023 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 5/25/2012 - Published: 8/11/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Tomato Fever by Karuka Ikashi reviews
It's Chibi Romano's birthday, and Boss Spain decides to surprise him with something special.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,520 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/19/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Dr Aurelius' Advice by Oxenstierna D. Yuki-Rin reviews
Oneshot. Dr. Aurelius gives some valuable advice to our favorite Tributes during some very inopportune times. Rated for mentions of sex.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 465 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Dr. Aurelius, Katniss E. - Complete
The Growth of America: Japan's Student by KaoruTheRandomBookworm reviews
Sequel to my Lion King Parody, The Growth of Japan. This a Lion King 2 parody. Japan made it through life all right but can he handle being a mentor himself? Can he raise America to be a strong nation himself? Or will his past with Russia get in the way?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 19,931 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 1/24/2012 - America, Canada - Complete
Speed Dating by KaoruTheRandomBookworm reviews
America talks England into going Speed Dating. England reluctantly agrees which is surprising in itself, but the surprise he gets once his there is just a little bit bigger.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/5/2012 - England/Britain, France - Complete
There Was An Old China by KaoruTheRandomBookworm reviews
Based off of There Was An Old Woman Who Lived In A Shoe. Extended because the original rhyme is only six lines long and I thought this would be a fun way to parody it.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/3/2012 - China - Complete
The Dangers of Commoner Climbing Trees by TheNextAlice reviews
The Host Club visit the children's park near Haruhi's house! What a happy family outing! Yeah, this can't end well...
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,880 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Tamaki S., Haruhi F. - Complete
The Growth of Japan by KaoruTheRandomBookworm reviews
Parody of The Lion King. Can China raise Japan and help him lead a powerful life as a nation? Or will Russia have his way and become one with China. And will Japan be lead astray when he meets the Italy brothers? Only one way to find out. Click to read.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 31 - Words: 34,092 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/23/2012 - Published: 12/6/2011 - Japan, China - Complete
The Russia that Stole Christmas by KaoruTheRandomBookworm reviews
Russia doesn't like Christmas as muct as the other nations. In fact, he hates it. Too much noise and singing and all he wants is for his sister to come back. Maybe if he steals Christmas, he can be lonely in piece.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Parody/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Russia, Ukraine - Complete
Oblivious by Locked Up reviews
Alfred Jones isn't popular. Instead of sports and friends he gets comics and the daily abuse of Ivan Braginski, his unofficial nemesis. But when he receives a note from a secret admirer, he learns something rather interesting about this "enemy"...slash.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 70,954 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 9/3/2011 - America, Russia - Complete
Three Little Nations by KaoruTheRandomBookworm reviews
Three little nations must leave the nest and live in their own houses. But are they really paying attention to what they are doing? Or will they end up just like those Three Pigs?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Russia, Estonia - Complete
Bunny VS Rabbit by SomeNavyRecruit reviews
"You leave my bunnies alone Mr. Bear!" America shouted, heedless of England's attempts to halt him. He stopped beside the large predator and immediately reached for its small stub of a tail, tugging forcefully./ Some Russia creeping on America at the end
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,717 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/13/2011 - America, Russia - Complete
You and I will Fall in Love by Shatterdoll reviews
Much to America's horror, Russia decides that the two of them are going to fall in love. And the more he fights it the stronger Russia's determination is to woo him, even if it means taking drastic measures... RussiaxAmerica, M for future chapters.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 197,425 - Reviews: 2851 - Favs: 1,557 - Follows: 799 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Russia, America - Complete
Greecey Had A Little Kitten by KaoruTheRandomBookworm reviews
Fluff. What if Mary and Her Little Lamb were actually Greece and his cute little kitten. Kittens are not allowed in conference because they are too distracting. Germany will not allow this.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 182 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Greece - Complete
Natalia and the Three Baltics by Nutty Nerd reviews
Little Natalia gets lost in the woods and finds the home of the three Baltics.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,568 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Belarus, Lithuania - Complete
Sonic Truth or Dare! by AWriterThatCan'tSpell reviews
You ask 'em, I'll make 'em do it! Your favorite characters unwillingly get sucked into a game they will not forget! Message or review, whatever, just get them here! rated T for TOO FUNNY!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,805 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 11/25/2010
This is Worse Than The Joy Luck Club by Oxenstierna D. Yuki-Rin reviews
Ukraine must marry Russia because a One Piece character said so. Why? Because this is a crack fic that is very much on crack. Rated "T" for "Totally Magical and Cracky".
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,783 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Ukraine, Russia - Complete
Party Crashers by Twizzle-fizz reviews
The Chaotix team are bored until they find an invite to a party, but upon arrival they discover that apparantly they weren't invited,so Vector devises some "genius" plans to get inside, but just what kind of party are they breaking into? My First story:
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,765 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Vector - Complete
Dear Diary by ai-08 reviews
Alfred F. Jones isn't gay. Just read his diary; you'll see. AU, Alfred/Ivan among others. RE-UPLOADED AND COMPLETE :
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 55,132 - Reviews: 857 - Favs: 847 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 1/13/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
An intelligent moron by Niki-the-awesome reviews
Female reporter used 'seduction'. It wasn't very effective. Just some sexual innuendo's that Alfred doesn't understand. "I want you to take me." "...Take you where?"
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,762 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 34 - Published: 12/16/2010 - America - Complete
Pretty Pretty Princess by Shatterdoll reviews
In the end they all knew that only one of them could be the Pretty Pretty Princess. Pure shameless crack.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Complete
Those Crazy People by Amethyst Turtle reviews
Just some 'normal' days for the Titans that defy the rules of logic and coherency. Chapter 6: Stories About Stuff- in which the Titans read to children with very strange results.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,904 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/18/2010 - Published: 3/24/2010
If I never asked, would you tell me? by marinoa reviews
It all began when a French boy found a bench and an English boy sitting on it. FrUk AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,533 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 30 - Published: 5/2/2010 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Generic Exaggeration by Amethyst Turtle reviews
A series of parodies that will make you facepalm and groan, guaranteed. Now with 99% more random! Complete!
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 70 - Words: 55,739 - Reviews: 1222 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 3/24/2010 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Complete
How Prussia Stole Christmas by Hazel-Beka reviews
A parody of 'How the Grinch Stole Christmas'. Prussia decides that he's sick of getting socks and being alone at Christmas, so he decides to get rid of it - Grinch style. Can Italy save the day? Written in Dr Seuss-style rhyme and narrated by England
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,420 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Prussia, N. Italy - Complete
How to Make a Mary Sue by Amethyst Turtle reviews
Learn how to create your own obnoxiously perfect Mary Sue in 11.4 easy steps! Everyone will be amazed at how creative you are!
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,943 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Complete
Those Damned Chairs by Corkboard reviews
Leave it to America to decide it was Shirtless O Clock...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Unfortunate Events: A Parody by Royal Typewriter reviews
It's a parody, 'nuff said. R & R. New Miserable Mill chapter!
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,347 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/16/2008 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Complete
Sugar Highs and Movies by the-nerd-has-arrived reviews
DaniCullen12 Challenge. Way more random than you would expect. But not too random. You'll see.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,005 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8290 - Favs: 7,405 - Follows: 1,693 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Carmelita and the Magical Tap Shoes by honkugly reviews
In the Grim Grotto, almost every character goes insane. Esme gets obsessed with noodles, Carmelita won't stop tapping, and Klaus gets a bloody nose. The insaneness returns in the Penultimate Peril and after The End. Rated PG: Slapping and Bloody Noses
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,277 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/22/2008 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Carmelita S., Esme S. - Complete
Harry Potter Buys Life Insurance by evilrabidplotbunnies reviews
“Harry, I regret to inform you that you are the final Horcrux of Voldemort. Do you realize what this means?” Harry slowly nodded. “Time to buy life insurance.”
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Harry P.
Green Dragon Eggs and Ham by DaAlCh reviews
You should all know what it is about, main features are Arya and Christopher Paolini.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,607 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/22/2006 - Complete
Forget This! by Sugary Snicket reviews
A Slippery Slope semiparody. Includes random referances to other things for my peeps in other fanfiction areas to look though on the off chance that they are an Unfortunate Events fan as well as a Danny Phantom fan.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,468 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/4/2006 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Complete
Snape Gets Overly Hyper by Harry's Girl 01031992 reviews
Snape goes to 711 and gets a bunch of energy drinks which makes him hyper. Very Random and gross at most points... You have been warned!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/16/2006 - Severus S. - Complete
The Wicked Witch is Dead by ChoFrog09 reviews
Isadora's sleeve is burning! Violet picks up a pail of water, but some of the water hits Olaf in the face! Then Olaf...melts?
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,325 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/21/2005 - Count O., Isadora Q. - Complete
Fiona's Chainsaw Massacre by Timmy the dog reviews
Fiona goes crazy with a chainsaw! Can the Baudelaires stop her? VQ, KI, SOC, FD Lots of gruesome deaths. Not for Fiona fans or the squemish. No Flames please. Completed!
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,832 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/28/2005 - Published: 10/10/2005 - Complete
The Day at WalMart Was Like a Simile by DeterminedX2 reviews
Zim and GIR go to WalMart, to try and learn the secret of conquering Earth, where they run into Dib and Gaz. This story is full of really strange similes.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,215 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 12 - Published: 6/12/2002 - Complete
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Pancakes, Pizza, and the L-word reviews
America tells Italy the story of how he got Belarus to date him.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,436 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 12/20/2013 - [America, Belarus] N. Italy
Schizophrenic Hallucinations reviews
An increased amount of schizophrenic hallucinations are never a good thing. Especially, when they start involving other countries.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 39 - Words: 53,406 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 12/23/2013 - Published: 7/30/2011 - England/Britain, America
A Village Inn Booth reviews
Maybe the nervous game shouldn't be used to decide what group gets the rights to a booth. Goths vs. Vamps.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,113 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/20/2013 - [Red Goth, Vampir M.] Curly Goth, Henrietta - Complete
The Joy Of Flipping Cars reviews
This is what happens when Poland and Germany try to flip a 1969 Volkswagen Thing.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,648 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/9/2013 - Germany, Poland
Essay Assignment reviews
Mr. Kirkland assigns his class to write an essay about finding comfort in a friend. Only problem is Alfred claims that he has too many friends to find comfort in just one. The other friends could get jealous and he has over four hundred Facebook friends. That's a lot of people to go after you in an angry mob. Maybe a few stupid actions and the school janitor can change that.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,703 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/2/2013 - Published: 7/30/2012 - America, Russia
Sweetie's Apocalypse Prevention List reviews
One-Shot. Sweetie Belle manipulates her friends into doing her chores by telling them that her list of chores was written by somepony in the future and that everything on it needs to be done to prevent the apocalypse.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,357 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/15/2013 - Scootaloo, Sweetie Belle, Applebloom - Complete
Post-Interview reviews
One-shot. After interviewing Rainbow Dash for the Wonderbolts, Spitfire and Soarin have an angry but personal conversation.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,012 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Soarin, Spitfire - Complete
Crusaders And Baking reviews
Oneshot. The Cutie Mark Crusaders fail at baking, and put a rather interesting ingredient into their food creation.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,984 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/28/2013 - Scootaloo, Sweetie Belle, Applebloom - Complete
Courtship Safes You From Dying Alone reviews
Oneshot. Rarity has a ridiculously theory and decides to play matchmaker.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,388 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2013 - Rainbow Dash, Soarin - Complete
Dandelion Wishes reviews
It starts with an awesome plan to prove a stupid girly theory wrong. Then it turns awesome. And then it adds new meaning to the good old saying, "Be careful what you wish for."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,905 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/17/2013 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Prussia, Germany
Impressed? reviews
Oneshot. Rigby wants to impress Eileen.
Regular Show - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,265 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2013 - Rigby, Eileen - Complete
Earth Sandwich reviews
Oneshot. If one person sets a slice of bread on the ground on one side of the world, and another person does the same on another side of the world, then those two people have just made an earth sandwich.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,479 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Japan, America - Complete
Sourpuss reviews
Oneshot. Belarus makes America explain to her what's wrong with him.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,758 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/28/2013 - America, Belarus - Complete
A Hamburger Film reviews
Oneshot. America, with the help of Estonia, tries to make a video about the wonders of hamburgers.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,751 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2013 - America, Russia, Estonia - Complete
Dolls And Pawnshops reviews
Oneshot. America decides to work at a pawnshop to learn about his working class. What happens when England comes to visit him?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,163 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/14/2013 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Seeker and the Messenger reviews
Russia has a little quest for the Baltic states.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,342 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/11/2013 - Lithuania, Belarus
Handholding reviews
You don't just let your enemy hold your hand for comfort.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,786 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 1/23/2012 - America, Russia
Brunch, Not Lunch! reviews
Oneshot. Austria invites Switzerland over for brunch. What is Austria going to do when Switzerland decides to leave earlier than expected?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,613 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Austria, Switzerland - Complete
Xylophones and EpiPens reviews
Oneshot. While searching for a xylophone at Wal-Mart, Canada has an allergic reaction to a free food sample. Let's see if America can figure out how to use a EpiPen.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,608 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Published: 5/27/2012 - America, Canada - Complete
An Island Without Bosses reviews
After a plane crash, Germany, Italy, Japan, England, Netherlands, France, and a few others, are left on a deserted island. Will the nations be able to work together to keep a signal fire going? Or will they all just go insane?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,843 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Germany, England/Britain
Prison Visit reviews
Oneshot. When France is locked up in an American prison Spain comes for a visit. Let's see if the Frenchman can get the Spaniard to bail him out.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,817 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 4/30/2012 - France, Spain - Complete
Pillow Wall reviews
Oneshot. Switzerland lets Austria spend the night at his house.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,964 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Switzerland, Austria - Complete
A Night Full of Ticking reviews
Oneshot. Romano can't sleep in a room with an annoying clock that has an annoying loud tick.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,101 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/21/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Midnight Adventure reviews
A FACE story. When the children sneak out for a midnight adventure, Mommy and Daddy are forced to team up to find them. Finally Complete!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,089 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/19/2012 - Published: 4/12/2012 - America, Canada - Complete
Sealand's Strange Dream reviews
Oneshot. Sealand has a strange dream that's very similar to a certain story.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,574 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Sealand, England/Britain - Complete
Broken Promise reviews
Oneshot. Switzerland remembers a promise Austria made to him when they were kids.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,388 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Austria, Switzerland - Complete
The British Literature Exam reviews
Oneshot. England has to leave his students to find out why America didn't show up for the final exam. This allows Sealand to get his test answers from Latvia.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,687 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Latvia, Sealand - Complete
Complaints On Pink Index Cards reviews
Oneshot. The allies try something new to get some work down. It fails.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,830 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Published: 4/10/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
It's All To Make a Friendship reviews
Belgium gets an insane plan to separate the distance between Netherlands and Spain. Poor Romano. It's a shame that this friendship takes a fake relationship to happen. Well, maybe it doesn't have to be fake.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,810 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Belgium, S. Italy/Romano
Schizophrenia reviews
Alice's parents are worried about her mental health. Told from Alice's POV. My first Alice in Wonderland story.
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 17,849 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Alice
Waiting Line reviews
Oneshot. Canada really has to go to the bathroom, but he's afraid that Cuba won't recognize him when he comes back.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,109 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Canada, Cuba - Complete
Hot Chocolate And Ice Cream reviews
Oneshot. America teaches Lithuania the best way to drink hot chocolate.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,514 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/9/2012 - America, Lithuania - Complete
Little Red Riding Micronation reviews
A Little Red Riding Hood Parody staring Sealand. Finally Complete!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,730 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Sealand, Spain - Complete
Table Manners reviews
Oneshot. America explains to England that there is only one time in your life where you would need table manners. This really isn't the answer England was expecting.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,196 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/8/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Hero And The Leading Lady reviews
Oneshot. America and Belarus are stuck in some elevator together.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/7/2012 - America, Belarus - Complete
Explosions and Candy Shops reviews
Previously was called "A Iggy and Ella Story". Sorry, that it took over two years for me to finish this.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,875 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Ella, Iggy - Complete
Top Supporting Character reviews
Oneshot. Tails and Knuckles get in a argument over who is the top supporting character. Written as a late Birthday gift to Smasher.The-Keyblade-Bearer.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,472 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Tails, Knuckles - Complete
Jellybeans reviews
Oneshot. America has the Baltics come up with the newest Jelly Belly flavor.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,086 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/16/2012 - America, Lithuania - Complete
Chocolate and Rude Customers reviews
Oneshot. Belgium spent her Valentine's Day working in a chocolate shop, while Romano spent his avoiding Spain. What happens when they met up in a bar?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,878 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Belgium, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Jolly Oaks reviews
Oneshot. America tries to put England into a nursing home.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/11/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Poland's Voodoo Doll reviews
Oneshot. Poland makes a voodoo doll of Lithuania.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,690 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Poland, Lithuania - Complete
You Need To Be This Wide To Ride The Ride reviews
Oneshot. Doctor Eggman has an argument with a park manager.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/7/2012 - Dr. Robotnik/Dr. Eggman - Complete
Making Crepes reviews
Oneshot. France teaches America and England how to make crepes.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,747 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/6/2012 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Head Lice reviews
Oneshot. England loses a bet and is forced to wash France's hair. Rated T because France is in it.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,787 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/18/2011 - England/Britain, France - Complete
The Nation of Oz reviews
A Wizard of Oz parody staring Liechtenstein. FINALLY COMPLETE!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 57 - Words: 44,075 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/1/2011 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Liechtenstein, Belarus - Complete
BMW reviews
Oneshot. This is what happens when you try to rent a BMW in California.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/27/2011 - China, Russia - Complete
Just A Product That Gets You Reviews reviews
Like the title says. This product will give your stories some much needed reviews. R/R
TV Commercials - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Complete
Don't Lock The Keys In The Car reviews
Poland and Lithuania are driving back from a costume party. Give the car they're driving in a flat and you got a facepalming story.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,643 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 11/25/2011 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Lithuania, Poland - Complete
The Will of Doctor Eggman reviews
Oneshot. The whole gang gathers to hear the will of the "dead" doctor. R/R.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,439 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Shadow, Sonic - Complete
Latvia At A Bookstore reviews
Oneshot. Latvia gets dragged into helping a clueless man at a bookstore.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Latvia - Complete
COOKIES reviews
Oneshot. A girl delivers Girl Scout cookies to the Soviet nations.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,222 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Russia, Belarus - Complete
The Squib reviews
A story my sister wrote describing a OC. Please review to help me make my sister get a account.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Complete
Pillow Pet Sugar Glider reviews
Oneshot. Latvia can't get his pillow pet sugar glider unless he runs everybody's ridiculous errands. Warning this story is really repetitive and annoying.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,724 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Latvia, Estonia - Complete
The Importance of Maple Syrup reviews
Oneshot. Canada ran out of maple syrup for his pancakes and needs to go get some more. A poor random person becomes the victim of Canada's maple syrup withdraw.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Canada - Complete
The Kids' Table reviews
Oneshot. During a dinner party, Latvia, Sealand, and Liechtenstein are forced to sit at the kids' table. What happens when Sealand wants to sit with the adults and Liechtenstein makes friends with roaches?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Sealand, Liechtenstein - Complete
Attack of the Tourists reviews
Unwanted tourists are scary. R/R
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,213 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Dr. Robotnik/Dr. Eggman - Complete
The Force Update reviews
If ya want your favorite author to update, then this product is for you.
TV Commercials - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Complete
No More Distractions reviews
If distractions are keeping you from writing then this product is for you. R/R
TV Commercials - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 14 - Published: 3/20/2011 - Complete
Intervention reviews
Sonic, Tails, and Shadow give Eggman an intervention on his eating habits. R/R
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Dr. Robotnik/Dr. Eggman, Sonic - Complete
Edgar Thinks He's Gangster reviews
Just a parody. R/R
Aristocats - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Roquefort - Complete
Pulleth reviews
Just a parody. R/R
Sword in the Stone - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Complete
Life As A Sim reviews
Story about what I put my sims through. R/R
Sims - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Complete
Writer's BlockBreaker reviews
If you suffer from writer's block then this product is for you.R/R
TV Commercials - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Complete
Surpise Baby Shower reviews
What if Eggman's robots gave him a surpise baby shower? R/R
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Dr. Robotnik/Dr. Eggman - Complete
Cyborg Bobble Head reviews
My first Teen Titans FanFic. Title should say what it is. R/R
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Cyborg - Complete
MAXIMUM RIDE TOYS reviews
Random products for Maximum Ride. That will make you laugh. Send in your ideas in a review.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Total
The Jack Spicer Doll reviews
It's the Jack Spicer Doll R/R
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Jack - Complete
Fang goes to Starbucks reviews
Fang goes to Starbucks to buy drinks. R/R this is my first Maximum Ride Fanfic
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,804 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Fang, Gazzy/The Gasman - Complete
Nico on a Sugar High reviews
Nico gets hyper off Red Bull. My first story, that I'm still not sure why its so popular.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 266 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Complete
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