carla304
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Joined 06-10-08, id: 1600690, Profile Updated: 06-01-11
Author has written 4 stories for Twilight, and Vampire Diaries.

Hey there.

To anyone who is reading this, I pity you. My life sucks, you don't want to hear about it. But, I will tell you some random facts about me, cause that is the way I roll:

5- If u are interested in anything else that I do then go here to my LJ account to see.

6- Reason for name: ok, well my name is actually Carla, and my favorite number is 304. Simple :)

9- As you can see, I am not good at promoting myself, and you have probably fallen asleep on your keyboard whilst reading this

~ How do my friends describe me? : Blonde, green eyes, ready-to-die-pale, tall, big boobs. And there's a weird in there somewhere too.

~ I live in South Africa, and NO I do not eat lions and ride elephants to school. Only weird people and brunettes do that.

~I have too many fandoms to list, but I'm pretty stereotypical in that way so you can just guess.

~ My three favorite books are City of Ashes, Wuthering Heights and Life of Pi. Don't hate, just accept.

~ I will probably major in Physics or Chemistry. Or ornithology. Look it up.

~ I enjoy long walks on the beach, eating Italien food and going to movies. Yup, me and the rest of the world.

~ "Always be yourself. Everyone else is already taken" - Oscar Wilde

Anyway, read my fics, comment, hate, love, flag, save, delete, copy whatever it is you are into, and please don't ever ask me to do this again.

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District 12 by silvercistern reviews
Until 1985, it was against South African law for individuals of different races to marry, or engage in sexual relations with one another. In 1977, the Geneva Convention declared apartheid to be a war crime. As such, war is most necessarily implied. Written for Prompts in Panem AU Week, Day 3 - War
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,956 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
The Woods are Lovely, Dark, and Deep by bananapancakes7 reviews
Bella visits a quiet lodge in Forks and she meets the secretive, tormented Edward Masen. Just as their relationship transcends friendship, Edward's past comes back to haunt him in the most brutal way. B&E are human, but oh…there will be vampires. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 285,386 - Reviews: 5393 - Favs: 3,643 - Follows: 3,371 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Bella, Edward
Grasping Darkness by KiyaRaven reviews
She dreams of darkness. Lust. Passion. The man she fantasizes about has it all, especially the darkness. The problem is, he's not really a man. Rated M for language & dark themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 267,922 - Reviews: 8312 - Favs: 5,687 - Follows: 4,209 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Self Inflicted Wounds by mchriste22 reviews
Spoilers thru 2:22-As I Lay Dying. "If I had chosen differently, I never would have met you." Elena chose to kiss Damon. Stefan chose human blood. Katherine chose redemption. Damon chose to confess. These choices change everything. D/E, S/K.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 182,372 - Reviews: 914 - Favs: 896 - Follows: 499 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
The Vampire in the Basement by michellephants reviews
While hunting one afternoon, the boys stumble upon what appears to be a corpse. When they learn it's a severely broken vampire, they take him home to do what they can to help. But of course, fate has plans for this man. Canon Couples. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 164,189 - Reviews: 11472 - Favs: 9,033 - Follows: 6,575 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Growing New Wings by SkyLark89 reviews
Following their return to District 12 after the war, Katniss and Peeta grow back together.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,930 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 752 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Enchanted Love by TKayy reviews
Aria and Ezra meet as teacher/student on the first day of school. There's an instant connection. Will they end up together? Or will someone else whisk in and steal their hearts? Read and Review!
Pretty Little Liars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 47,273 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Aria M., Ezra F. - Complete
On the Double by MasenVixen reviews
It's Bella's first day on the job as a body double in the new Edward Masen film. First up? The sex scene...O/S for the Haiti Compilation. Rated M for lemons. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,631 - Reviews: 1197 - Favs: 4,212 - Follows: 1,241 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Burn by homicidalslayer reviews
This began as a response to an "Ezra/Aria Car Sex" prompt on the PLL Kink Meme. Has since run totally wild. Ezra POV. A total PWP: 80% Smut, 15% Angst, 5% Fluff, 100% Baby-Free. Review. DO NOT C2 THIS WITHOUT ASKING.
Pretty Little Liars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,042 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 4/19/2011 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Aria M., Ezra F. - Complete
Stranger Than Fiction by MasenVixen reviews
Six years after Edward left, Bella's written a bestselling book about a girl and the vampire who loves her. Edward returns to her, hell-bent on recapturing the happily ever after that he destroyed. AU. Rated M for lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 140,407 - Reviews: 8893 - Favs: 7,364 - Follows: 4,866 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
In Bloom by queenofgrey reviews
All of the choices he made allowed him to find her, then forbid him from having her. Broken hearts, unforgivable sins, betrayed lovers. "I am not yours. You are not mine." - AH, rated M for mature themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 45,895 - Reviews: 1375 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 729 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Edward, Bella
Fixers, Broken by cbaybee reviews
Bella is a call girl with a damaged past living in Brooklyn. Edward moves in across the hall, towing plenty of his own demons. Two people, struggling to do right by themselves, while trying to fight for eachother. AH. Lots of angst. Future lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 125,326 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Bella, Edward
Goodnight, Noises Everywhere by Feisty Y. Beden reviews
Bella is the only survivor of a virus which has killed off the human race. Is there anyone-anything-still alive on this dying planet? Entry for the Twilight 25 Challenge. Post-apocalyptic good times. Bella/Edward
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 63,043 - Reviews: 2951 - Favs: 2,158 - Follows: 1,181 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Complete
Dark Side of the Moon by blondie AKA robin reviews
New Moon from Edward's POV. Witness how Edward agonized over leaving Bella, hunted for Victoria, faced the Volturi, and came to realize that with Bella was where he was meant to be.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 176,408 - Reviews: 2567 - Favs: 3,350 - Follows: 1,490 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Edward - Complete
Innocent, Vigilant, Ordinary by Oxymoronic8 reviews
ON HIATUS. Bella spent the first two years of her life in Forks slowly falling for Jacob. As her senior year begins, a new family moves to town and she begins to question the difference between what she thought she needed & what she never knew she wanted.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 177,984 - Reviews: 5574 - Favs: 5,135 - Follows: 4,522 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
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Dance reviews
Caroline convinces Elena to go out for a night to a club and, of course, Damon tags along. Much dancing and guilt follow. Multi-chaptered one-shot. Damon/Elena Tyler/Caroline Elena&Caroline/friendship. Mostly Canon, with a little AU.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,998 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 10/27/2011 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Elena G., Damon S.
Just for Tonight reviews
Damon spends Christmas Eve with Elena. She agrees to be nice for the evening. Cue eggnog and bonding. I can't summarise to save my life, so sorry! For a Secret Santa post. Yes, it's OLD. Just put it up now for whoever's interested :
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,650 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Elena G., Damon S. - Complete
Crazy reviews
Set after the day B/E meet. Bella is struggling to warm up to her new home. Edward couldn’t control the bloodlust and went looking for her that first day. But her strange reactions brought out another side of him.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,407 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Bella, Edward
Sour Grapes reviews
actors R/k story. When Kisten finds out that her boyfriend is cheating on her, she turns to her friends for comfort, and gets much more than expected. But things soon start to get messy, and she must face her actions before she loses everything.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,631 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Complete