Poll: if you were to see Neal romantically linked with anyone in HISTORIES, who would you prefer, and who would you despise: choose one person for both categories: Vote Now!
Author has written 79 stories for Inkheart, 300, Twilight, House, M.D., Bourne series, Burn Notice, Valkyrie, Wimbledon, Misc. Movies, MAGNUM P.I., Sherlock Holmes, Drop Dead Diva, Fairy Tales, Phantom of the Opera, Disney, Bodyguard, 1992, Pirates of the Caribbean, Batman, Star Wars, Law Abiding Citizen, Harry Potter, Scooby Doo, Fast and the Furious, Pitch Black / Riddick, Ironman, White Collar, X-overs, Sherlock Holmes, Sherlock, Doctor Who, Neverland, Supernatural, Merlin, X-Files, and Need for Speed series.
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UNIVERSAL DISCLAIMER(even though we all know I don't own anything) I DON'T OWN ANYTHING(I might someday????No...)I sadly woke up today and realized that the probablity of anyone ever acctually owning canon and copyright is slim to none, on this site, but that I'd better put it up because to many fucking money mongers would get offended if I didn't. (Pardon my Profane, it's a second language, not that I use it...)
Guten Tag! Hello World! and Wopila tanka (Many Thanks in Lakota Soix) for visiting my profile!
A Few MUST READS!
This is a must read by JustBFree - http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5807863/1/What_An_Idea - Alice in Wonderland 2010 AlicexHatter complete. READ IT YOU SCUM! lol!
This is a Must Read by CherokeeJedi: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6641528/1/Safety - A HousexCuddy huddy shipper from House MD breathtakingly beautiful!
This is a Must Read by LStuds !! : http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6764197/1/Damage_Control - A white collar fic about a teen Neal who finds out that crime has its benifits - getting caught reaps even bigger rewards when he is taken in by Peter and Elizabeth Burke.
This is a Must Read by Sinde!!!: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3735743/1/ that is if you like an alternate world where Severus gets a chance to love lily Evans the way he always had wanted to. Theres a wonderful sequel too, by the by...
TOP PHANTOM STORIES I HAVE EVER READ:
The Mask's Lament, by Kittie Darkheart: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1665838/1/The-Mask-s-Lament
To Be Loved, by HDKingsbury : http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5365532/1/To-Be-Loved
Mask and the Mirror by Tara1189: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3227003/1/The-Mask-and-Mirror
Der Erlkonig, by Gravity01: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4709376/1/Der-Erlk%C3%B6nig
We'll Always Have Venice, by Paper-Whore: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5561056/1/We-ll-Always-Have-Venice
Alone in the Shadows, by broadwaygirl818: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6044175/1/Alone-in-the-Shadows
L'Ange Noir, by dontstealmyvitaminies: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6557520/1/L-Ange-Noir
And last but top of my list:
Guarded Hearts, by terpsichore92: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5117741/1/Guarded-Hearts
Edward's Nocturnes are on PERMENTANT HIATUS seeing to me really not liking Twilight, even though i had fun writing it, i find the whole Twilight concepts sort of cheesey, sorry, no offence intended, i'm glad you all enjoyed it however. basically the series sucked ass, and I hate it. Please, feel free to take offence and then enjoy the fanfiction that I wrote!
On the Subject of Seeing in Cerulean...well I'm really stuck. I stopped writing because I didn't really keep up with the sixth season and am trying to figure out how i want it to go. I have the last two chapters written. So its on Hiatus
My Pirates of the Carribean story: Come on people!!! I know that you are out there!!! Review or fav or alert of something!!! There are six chapters totally written and they are long and the rest of the story is all planned out!!!!!! Read it , please!!!!!!! It is the product of three summers hard work of me and TheElf9111 so please don't disappoint...
Histories: my White Collar fanfic is currently in progress - and is progressing fast
Fathers and Sons will be updated eventually. Probably when I go see the Dark Knight Rises for lack of current inspiration...
And the rest speak for themselves!
As a general rule, I basically stick to canon couples. I'm not into slash, of either gender, but will read only if it fits the character, such as House/Wilson, because that was debated as possible canon on the show House, and Dean/Cas because it just so true.
Without Further Adu:
NealxPeter BROMANCE. NOT SLASH.
Lily EvansxJames Potter
Lily EvansxSeverus Snape
Sirius. yep. just Sirius.
Phantom of the Opera:
Erik the PhantomxChristine Daae
Pirates of the Caribbean:
I WILL NOT READ JACKxOC.
Chronicles of Riddick
RiddickxKyra (or Jack, if you prefer to call her that...)
10xRiverx11 (not threesome, just general shipping with River)
T.V. I watch
Favourite Band: Oomph! (Neues Deutsches Haerte) and Florence the Machine
I cannot stand: twihards and the whole concept of Twilight, never mind that i wrote for it. Miley Cyrus. The Jo-bros, Texan Governors that became President. and Unreasonable ignorance
I'm not really a social butterfly. I have a cat named Toby. My music style is very eclectic - ranges from Baby I need your lovin by the Four Tops to Anything in the Fast and Furious soundtracks, like you slip she grip, etc.
I am passionate about what I write, and if anyone would like to take a peek at the thriller suspense that I am writing, just let me know and I'll email it to you(it is UNDER COPYRIGHT! screw the bastard who steals from me!
Other than that I feel I have nothing left to say, oh yeah... Screw Edward, I have Dero Goi... tied to my bed...
Olny srmat poelpe can raed tihs.
i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The
it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef,
if you can raed tihs psas it on!
I am child of the ninties, really, but I could pass for the eighties because of my siblings
You're a 90's kid if: (Bold is what you remember...)
You can finish this 'ice ice _' (...baby)
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
When gameboy was a brick.
When you know who JTT was and he was your 'teen idol': Jonathan Taylor Thomas!!! Squee!!!!
Did you just call me a bitch? Well, a bitch is a dog. A dog barks. Bark is on a tree. Tree is in nature, and nature is beautiful. So thank you for the compliment.
All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.
Education is important, school however, is another matter.
People say experience is the best teacher... if that's true then why do we have to go to school?
Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
HOW TO TELL IF YOU ARE A TRUE AUTHOR
-If you talk to yourself.
You know that you are destined to be an English Teacher if the only thing that you notice about promotionals commercials and ads is their grammatical inaccuracies. The more you know, the more you KHOLS! KHOLS IS NOT A VERB PEOPLE!!!!!!!!
You Might Be An Author If...
1. Every time you hear a song, you think of a new story or one you've already written.
2. You have the last chapters of a story done before even thinking of the characters names.
3. You often imagine your books becoming movies.
4. Spell check is your best friend.
5. You give even the smallest of characters a huge background.
6. You hesitate before killing of one of your favourite characters.
7. You smile really big when your gonna finally write a character love scene.
8. Every time you read something, you make your own story of the same thing.
9. You'll spend an hour trying to find one word cause you won't dare use a synonym.
10. Not being able to write is like not being able to pee to you... you just can't hold it in for so long.
11. You write so fast, you leave out words in a sentence.
12. You have to tell at least one person your whole story before it's even written.
13. Things that are written bad annoy you and make you want to re-write it better.
14. You laugh at jokes you wrote yourself.
15. You can spell words like 'troublesome' but can't spell 'the' half the time.
16. If your note writing or typing, your fingers are moving constantly.
17. You talk to yourself... constantly.
18. You forget what day it is when your writing.
19. When you have to write some sort of story in class, you get carried away.
20. You would rather die than use words like 'good' or 'nice' and etc.
21. You put off the last chapter of a story simply because you don't want it to end.
22. You start to cry when writing about a death or other depressing event you knew was coming, and you are the one writing it.
23. When on a roll, you will ignore hunger, sleepiness, or the urge to pee until you run out of ideas.
24. If a story, movie, show, etc. finishes without closure, you have a powerful need to write a suitable ending.
25. You like to fidget, tap, or chew on the tip of something when you are trying to come up with a new sentence, paragraph, chapter, or story.
26. You are in love with the Thesaurus.
27. You dream about your stories.
28. You dream of new stories.
29. You often revisit some of your old stories.
30. Someone can call your name twenty times without you hearing if you're writing.
31. You write six page English essays about grammar and its proper usage using the whole 90 minutes 15 more while the teacher brushes her teeth and pretends she isn't giving you extra time to finish up apposatives.
32. You find the single story that is about what you want to read, only to be severely disappointed when you find out that the writing is elementary.
"Alright," said Deep Thought. "The Answer to the Great Question..."
"Of Life, the Universe, and Everything ..." said Deep Thought.
"Is ..." said Deep Thought, and paused.
"Forty-two," said Deep Thought, with infinite majesty and calm.
Copy this and paste it on your profile if you think sarcasm is a conditioned reflex.
If you raid other people's profiles just to steal their copy and paste things, copy and paste this with pride!
If a bank in your hometown or state(in the US) was robbed by John Dillinger Copy and paste this into your profile!
Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy this onto ya profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!
If you have a teacher who doesn't know what the heck there doing and you hate them because they annoy you paste this into your profile.
If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.
If you've ever thrown a book across the room in disgust because of how poorly it's written, copy and paste into your profile
If you have a severe and often violent reaction when an author (especially one you like) uses the wrong form of a word (ex. "might" for "mite"), C &P
If you have ever been called a bookworm and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you wish you could just pop in and out of your favorite stories, changing the storyline as you go along to fit your own agenda, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you believe in death by teacup like Riddick and Kyra did on Crematoria, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you aren't afraid of the dark cause your eyes are shined, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you want to fuck over all the Mercs and Necros out there, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you DON'T believe in the Underverse come and Purification, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you wish you were Furyan, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you wish your eyes were shined, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you would hesitate to turn in a murdering convict that needed to hide in your house, copy and paste this into your profile.
Pilamya!(Thank you in Lakota Soix) For Visiting and Toksa(Bye, LS)!!!!!!!!/ Dasvidaniya(bye in Russian)
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