PervyNinja
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Joined 06-10-08, id: 1600787, Profile Updated: 09-04-10
Author has written 13 stories for Naruto.

I'm so sorry for never writing 'thank you's to you all, my life is very chaotic at the moment but I really, really appreciate all the faves and super nice comments I get. Thank you everyone, you guys are awesome!

About me
Name: Sarah
Sex: Female
Age: 19
Orientation: Bisexual
Location: Denmark
Understands: English, Danish, German, French, Spanish (that bit of Japanese you learn from watching anime)
Occupation: Learning to survive

Knowing me better 10 random facts
1. I can spend hours just listening to music and looking at fan art.
2. I believe that food is only good for you if it's unhealthy.
3. I'm very anti-social but try to act social.
4. I'm sort of slow and most people don't seem to know whether to take me seriously or laugh.
5. I love boobs, like.. really, really love them..
6. I carry earplugs with me almost everywhere I go, though I rarely use them.
7. Bad luck follows me like a creepy stalker.
8. I really want an elephant.
9. Most of the things I own are either green or black.
10. I'm not a pervert.. I'm a SUPER pervert! :does Rock Lee pose:

Favorites in fiction (at the moment)
Fandom: Vocaloid
Character(s): Megurine Luka = rawr Pairing: Luka x Meiko
Genre: Romance
Kink: Wall-sex

Out of boredom one night I decided to do what I call my song-stories. It's basically just like the ‘ten songs meme’:
1. Pick a character, pairing, or fandom you like.
2. Turn on your music player and put it on random/shuffle.
3. Write a drabble or draw a picture related to each song that plays. You only have the time frame of the song to finish the drabble/drawble; you start when the song starts, and stop when it’s over. No lingering afterwards!
4. Do ten of these, then post them.

Except for #1 where I decided to pick 10 different pairings instead of one, which I wrote down beforehand and #2 where instead of shuffling all my music, I choose to only use a playlist I named 'Feel Good'. I have too many sad/angry/depressing songs, and I didn't feel like writing anything like that. So.. all stories came out fluffy and luffy instead x)

List of my song-story pairings:
1. Iruka/Naruto
2. Itachi/Kisame
3. Kiba/Shino
4. Shikamaru/Neji
5. Gaara/Kakashi
6. Orochimaru/Kabuto
7. Jiraiya/Iruka
8. Sai/Naruto
9. Kakashi/Jiraiya
10. Kankuro/Kiba

I hope you'll have fun reading them, I know I did writing them. I get crazy when I do meme's and when I get crazy I get over-excited x) Also they are all posted under the rating 'T' because I suck at figuring out what rating it is.

Take care & have a nice day (& go read some pr0n!!1)
~PervyNinja

Black and Gold by Petileo reviews
Naruto is one of the few students in his year to retain his foxy ears and tail- symbols of his innocence. All think that oblivious, adorable Naruto is 'doomed to a life of celibacy'.That is until the chance meeting with sex-god Uchiha Itachi. ItaNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,032 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 1,477 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 6/11/2008 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
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Bath Time reviews
Shikamaru and Neji take a nice bath together. This girl sucks at summaries, the end.. Warning: boy's love-love.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Shikamaru N., Neji H. - Complete
Troublesome Day reviews
Giftfic for Sanee for being awesome! Warning: boy on boy love, Shika/Neji to be more exact. Hope someone will enjoy my randomness here.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Neji H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
The Sailor Song reviews
#10 out of 10 of my Song-Stories. Info about this is in my profile. Kankuro/Kiba yaoi, don't read if you don't like.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Kankuro, Kiba I. - Complete
Call My Name reviews
#9 out of 10 of my Song-Stories. Info about this is in my profile. Kakashi/Jiraiya yaoi smut, don't read if you don't like.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Kakashi H., Jiraiya - Complete
What Is Love reviews
#8 out of 10 of my Song-Stories. Info about this is in my profile. Sai/Naruto yaoi, don't read if you don't like.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 388 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Sai, Naruto U. - Complete
Bubbly reviews
#7 out of 10 of my Song-Stories. Info about this is in my profile. Jiraiya/Iruka yaoi, don't read if you don't like.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Jiraiya, Iruka U. - Complete
Into The Night reviews
#6 out of 10 of my Song-Stories. Info about this is in my profile. Orochimaru/Kabuto yaoi, don't read if you don't like.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 285 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Orochimaru, Kabuto Y. - Complete
Baby, It's Fact
#5 out of 10 of my Song-Stories. Info about this is in my profile. Gaara/Kakashi yaoi, don't read if you don't like.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Gaara, Kakashi H. - Complete
Kiss From A Rose reviews
#4 out of 10 of my Song-Stories. Info about this is in my profile. Shikamaru/Neji yaoi, don't read if you don't like.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Shikamaru N., Neji H. - Complete
So Here We Are reviews
#3 out of 10 of my Song-Stories. Info about this is in my profile. Kiba/Shino yaoi, don't read if you don't like.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Kiba I., Shino A. - Complete
Happy Together reviews
#2 out of 10 of my Song-Stories. Info about this is in my profile. Kisame/Itachi yaoi, don't read if you don't like.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Sweet Child O' Mine reviews
#1 out of 10 of my Song-Stories. Info about this is in my profile. Iruka/Naruto yaoi, don't read if you don't like.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Iruka U., Naruto U. - Complete
Blissful End reviews
He’s smiling, but the smile isn’t bitter or sarcastic. No, rather it’s blissful. Around him there is chaos - Warning: character death
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete