PervyNinja
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Joined 06-10-08, id: 1600787, Profile Updated: 10-27-15
Author has written 16 stories for Naruto.

I'm not a pervert.. I'm a SUPER pervert!

Thank you to everyone who reads my works, faves and comments! Even so many years after posting most of my stories, I still recieve faves and follows and it really warms my heart to know that people still enjoy my work!

I am currently a full-time student, so I don't have all that much time to write, but I am working on doing a chapter every other week (or whenever I have the time) of the story 'Oblivious'.

I cannot say what will happen after I complete Oblivious, but I'm hoping to continue writing for the Naruto fandom (maybe even make actual stories out of the plotbunnies I got over the summer)

About me
Name: Sarah
Sex: Female
Age: 24
Orientation: Bisexual

Thank you for reading and thank you for appreciating my work!
~PervyNinja

I can also be found on AO3.org under the same name (PervyNinja)

'Oblivious' now has a tumblr account: oblivious-ninjas.tumblr.com


Song-stories (‘ten songs meme’):
1. Pick a character, pairing, or fandom you like.
2. Turn on your music player and put it on random/shuffle.
3. Write a drabble or draw a picture related to each song that plays. You only have the time frame of the song to finish the drabble/drawble; you start when the song starts, and stop when it’s over. No lingering afterwards!
4. Do ten of these, then post them.

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Face Paint by vigilantism reviews
Prompt was: Kankurou breaks an arm and finds he can't apply facepaint properly.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/11/2015 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Baby Bump by elfish reviews
Before going to sleep, Naruto rests in the lap of his wife. [NaruHina l OS]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/19/2015 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Girl in the Elevator by TheseFourWords reviews
AU in which Naruto and Hinata live in the same building take the same elevator on their way to work each morning but are too shy to speak to each other. Short series; Naruhina; COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,420 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 8/10/2015 - Published: 4/28/2015 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Yes, Naruto, Everyone Knew by Mists reviews
It's the day after the events of "Naruto:The Last" and Naruto is preparing for his first date with Hinata. But in the process, Sakura leaks that, yeah Naruto, everyone knew she loved you except well... you! So Naruto sets out to prove her wrong and fails miserably! Humor, Romance, Friendship, and goofy goodness abound! Naruto/Hinata and a little Sakura/Sasuke at the end.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,828 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 5/15/2015 - Published: 3/9/2015 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Blind Date by Not-So-GentleFist reviews
An unfortunate training accident leaves Hinata temporarily blind. The worst part about her condition - she is going to miss her first date with Naruto! However, the surprising blonde does not plan to let her off the hook that easy. (Meant for NaruHina Month, Day 13: Festival)
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,835 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/5/2015 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Seducing Naruto by BetterDeadThanAlone reviews
She had no idea how it happened, but it suddenly seemed like the whole village was trying to help her seduce Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,429 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/11/2015 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] - Complete
The Curious Incident of the Fox in the Night Time by omuse reviews
Iruka isn't sure why Naruto has the habit of sneaking into his place to sleep or where he learned how to disable Iruka's window traps. He keeps an extra blanket handy anyways.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/15/2013 - Naruto U., Iruka U. - Complete
I Should Have Kissed You by Sunlight through Leaves reviews
After being begged and bribed, Kakashi and Iruka take one night off from their friendship to try a real-honest-to-god date. Neither of them expect it to be anything but a disaster.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,569 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
How to Speak Crazy Jounin and Not Die Trying by Aleia15 reviews
In which Iruka is a man of many talents and Kakashi is just Kakashi.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,539 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Drunken Gentle Fist by AngelAnimefan reviews
Naruto's about to figure out that Lee isn't the only natural practitioner of drunken fist... NaruHina. Finally Completed
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,868 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 7/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Lady Usagi by Emmy Kay reviews
A quiet girl working at an inn meets a noisy young lord, but all is not what it seems. NaruHina. Some fluff. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,201 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 30 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
A Prior Engagement by Emmy Kay reviews
Hinata's on a blind date - and guess who crashes? NaruHina. A little fluffy, a lot goony. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,877 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 48 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Black and Gold by Petileo reviews
Naruto is one of the few students in his year to retain his foxy ears and tail- symbols of his innocence. All think that oblivious, adorable Naruto is 'doomed to a life of celibacy'.That is until the chance meeting with sex-god Uchiha Itachi. ItaNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,032 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 1,590 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 6/11/2008 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Blessed Poison by Wandering Wonderer reviews
After a run-in with a rogue female ninja who hates men, Naruto is infected with a poison that will kill him in 24 hours. There's only one cure. Hinata will do anything to save him...anything. NaruHina, rated M for lemon, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,747 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 604 - Follows: 97 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Just Because by Dreaming of Everything reviews
Shino hates Kiba's pack status mentality, his attempts at dominance, so when Kiba kisses him, Shino kisses back. ShinoKiba or KibaShino, completed oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,818 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Shino A., Kiba I. - Complete
Strays by Measured reviews
Iruka collects strays. shades of Kakashi/Iruka
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,241 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/28/2006 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Controlling the Creature Within by LadyLefaye reviews
Kiba decides to help Shino practice a new jutsu, but when the insects get out of control, there are some interesting side effects. ShinoKiba Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,029 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 31 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Shino A., Kiba I. - Complete
Curiosity by Pyrrhic Lotus reviews
KibaShino. Curiosity may have killed the cat, but Kiba likes to think that any self-respecting dog can kick curiosity's ass. R&R.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/5/2004
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Oblivious reviews
After the war, Naruto is not the only one to be approached by admirers - Hinata is oblivious, Kiba, Shino & Akamaru are protective and Naruto is just so confused. Team 8 love & NaruHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,471 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 1/23 - Published: 8/2/2015 - Hinata H., Kiba I., Shino A., Naruto U.
Happy Pancakes reviews
Naruto is having a bad day & Hinata helps make it better - "Naruto-kun I.. I'm making pancakes for Kiba-kun and Shino-kun tonight, would.. would you like to join us?" she asked. "R-really?" Naruto asked surprised. "Mm, you're very welcome if you want to" Hinata nodded and smiled kindly, "And if you want I can take a look at Gama-chan, I might be able to help him"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,392 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/11/2015 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Kiba I., Shino A. - Complete
Understanding reviews
"This boy will be naughty and say he wants to become Hokage and he won't listen.. He won't understand girls' feelings.." - Kushina Uzumaki (chapter 664) - Naruto introduces Hinata to his parents and explains to his mother what he didn't understand before and what he has come to understand now. (set after Naruto: the Last)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/28/2015 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] - Complete
Bath Time reviews
Shikamaru and Neji take a nice bath together. This girl sucks at summaries, the end.. Warning: boy's love-love.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/22/2008 - [Shikamaru N., Neji H.] - Complete
Troublesome Day reviews
Giftfic for Sanee for being awesome! Warning: boy on boy love, Shika/Neji to be more exact. Hope someone will enjoy my randomness here.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/17/2008 - [Neji H., Shikamaru N.] - Complete
The Sailor Song reviews
#10 out of 10 of my Song-Stories. Info about this is in my profile. Kankuro/Kiba yaoi, don't read if you don't like.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/14/2008 - [Kankuro, Kiba I.] - Complete
Call My Name reviews
#9 out of 10 of my Song-Stories. Info about this is in my profile. Kakashi/Jiraiya yaoi smut, don't read if you don't like.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/14/2008 - [Kakashi H., Jiraiya] - Complete
What Is Love reviews
#8 out of 10 of my Song-Stories. Info about this is in my profile. Sai/Naruto yaoi, don't read if you don't like.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 388 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/14/2008 - [Sai, Naruto U.] - Complete
Bubbly reviews
#7 out of 10 of my Song-Stories. Info about this is in my profile. Jiraiya/Iruka yaoi, don't read if you don't like.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/14/2008 - [Jiraiya, Iruka U.] - Complete
Into The Night reviews
#6 out of 10 of my Song-Stories. Info about this is in my profile. Orochimaru/Kabuto yaoi, don't read if you don't like.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 285 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/14/2008 - [Orochimaru, Kabuto Y.] - Complete
Baby, It's Fact
#5 out of 10 of my Song-Stories. Info about this is in my profile. Gaara/Kakashi yaoi, don't read if you don't like.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Published: 6/14/2008 - [Gaara, Kakashi H.] - Complete
Kiss From A Rose reviews
#4 out of 10 of my Song-Stories. Info about this is in my profile. Shikamaru/Neji yaoi, don't read if you don't like.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/14/2008 - [Shikamaru N., Neji H.] - Complete
So Here We Are reviews
#3 out of 10 of my Song-Stories. Info about this is in my profile. Kiba/Shino yaoi, don't read if you don't like.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/14/2008 - [Kiba I., Shino A.] - Complete
Happy Together reviews
#2 out of 10 of my Song-Stories. Info about this is in my profile. Kisame/Itachi yaoi, don't read if you don't like.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2008 - [Kisame H., Itachi U.] - Complete
Sweet Child O' Mine reviews
#1 out of 10 of my Song-Stories. Info about this is in my profile. Iruka/Naruto yaoi, don't read if you don't like.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2008 - [Iruka U., Naruto U.] - Complete
Blissful End reviews
He’s smiling, but the smile isn’t bitter or sarcastic. No, rather it’s blissful. Around him there is chaos - Warning: character death
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete