Author has written 13 stories for Twilight, Harry Potter, Covenant, and Glee.
Life's not about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning how to dance in the RAIN
I was absolutly hyper this day
Me: I don't know I'm a Salami!
I had an elephant theme going that day
Me: Can elephants have downs syndrome?
Alexa: What's with you and elephants today?
Me: I don't know...PEANUTS!
Alexa: I like peanuts...WAIT I GET IT!! You're turning into an elephant, aren't you?!
Me and My Twilight freak friend
Me: OMG Kristen Stewert's eyes are gray! Bella's eyes are not gray! they are brown!
Whitney: who?...OH! yeah!
Me: Oh Idea! I could play Bella! I mean flirting and being held by a hot guy I don't object!
Whitney: But you don't have a man's voice.
Me: uhh why does that matter?
Whitney: Because Kristen does and thats how i think of Bella now!
Whitney:Bella turns Bello...like Jello!
Talking about the upcoming school year
Whitney: Would you totally kill me if I said I wanted to play clarinet with you this year?
Me: NO! I'd TOTALLY hug you!
Nina: What is wrong with my glasses?
Colleen: I don't know did you break them?
Me: Are they someone elses?
Nina: No they've been in my bag and I'm the only one in my family who has glasses like this.
Me: Well maybe your eyes took a trip to loony town!
Nina: AHHH, no...my contacts are still in.
I run into the band room
Me: Ahhh! Robby is rapeing Linden!
Linden: He is not I'm trying to get my peanutbutter back!
Me: Oh...Linden is rapeing Robby!
Shelly: Robby's raping Linden?! I wanna see!!
In the Band Room Shoe is playing his drum rather loudly
Me: Shoe! SHUT UP!
Linden: Shoe what are you doing?
Shoe: I had to make sure my drum fit comfortably!
Linden: And that included BANGING IT?!...Oh wait...uhhh
Talking on IM
Me: What the FUDGE...my e-mail just randomly closed!
Whitney: Oh I'm sorry
Me: Oh wait I just accedently hit the mimimize button...my bad!
Whitney: Wow...you're a smart one!
Talking about Chace Crawford
Me: CHACE OMG!!
Talking about taning squirrel skin for her to give to her sister for Christmas
Regan: The only way to tan the squirrel's skin is use the brain but I don't wanna touch the brain, what if it had rabies?
Me: Regan, did the squirrel have rabies?
Regan: I don't know I shot it!
Talking about not being thrown into the ocean
Me: DAMN RIGHT KATIE!! TAKE ON THE BUS DRIVER FROM HELL!!
I was wearing my letterman without my arms in the sleeves
Ben: You look like you have 6 arms...you could be an octopus!
At a girls night sleep over
Katie: Well he's cute and we're dating I can't just look at him!
Katie: Ducks have AIDS now?
Me: Sure... why not?
After talking about the "dude" salesman that sold Kiana's family their new car
Kiana: I wonder what emo people do with their lives?
Me: join a band?
Kiana: or become band groupies
Me: then they become dudes instead of emos
Kiana: and dudes become car salesmen!!
Me: SO THAT'S WHAT EMO'S DO!!
Kiana: now we know!
Me: YEY DIDUCTIVE REASONING!!
At Perkins for brakfast with my family
Talking toDrew: what is takeing so long? I'm hungry. Dad who's meal takes the longest to cook?
Mom: Yeah they had to go kill a pancake
Talking to my friend about how to get a guys attention
Shelly: Just, pretend you're a puppy! They're cute and everyone likes them!
Me: I don't think he'd appreciate me smelling his butt...