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Joined 06-10-08, id: 1600869, Profile Updated: 12-11-10
Author has written 13 stories for Twilight, Harry Potter, Covenant, and Glee.

Life's not about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning how to dance in the RAIN

~Random Quotes~

I was absolutly hyper this day

Me: AHHHHH!

Whitney: what?

Me: I don't know I'm a Salami!

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I had an elephant theme going that day

Me: Can elephants have downs syndrome?

Alexa: What's with you and elephants today?

Me: I don't know...PEANUTS!

Alexa: I like peanuts...WAIT I GET IT!! You're turning into an elephant, aren't you?!

Me:uhhh...no

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Me and My Twilight freak friend

Me: OMG Kristen Stewert's eyes are gray! Bella's eyes are not gray! they are brown!

Whitney: who?...OH! yeah!

Me: Oh Idea! I could play Bella! I mean flirting and being held by a hot guy I don't object!

Whitney: But you don't have a man's voice.

Me: uhh why does that matter?

Whitney: Because Kristen does and thats how i think of Bella now!

Me: Right...

Whitney:Bella turns Bello...like Jello!

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Talking about the upcoming school year

Whitney: Would you totally kill me if I said I wanted to play clarinet with you this year?

Me: NO! I'd TOTALLY hug you!

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At Camp

Nina: What is wrong with my glasses?

Colleen: I don't know did you break them?

Me: Are they someone elses?

Nina: No they've been in my bag and I'm the only one in my family who has glasses like this.

Me: Well maybe your eyes took a trip to loony town!

Nina: AHHH, no...my contacts are still in.

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I run into the band room

Me: Ahhh! Robby is rapeing Linden!

Linden: He is not I'm trying to get my peanutbutter back!

Me: Oh...Linden is rapeing Robby!

Linden: Hey!

Shelly: Robby's raping Linden?! I wanna see!!

Me: uhh...WHAT?!

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In the Band Room Shoe is playing his drum rather loudly

Me: Shoe! SHUT UP!

Shoe: NO!

Linden: Shoe what are you doing?

Shoe: I had to make sure my drum fit comfortably!

Linden: And that included BANGING IT?!...Oh wait...uhhh

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Talking on IM

Me: What the FUDGE...my e-mail just randomly closed!

Whitney: Oh I'm sorry

Me: Oh wait I just accedently hit the mimimize button...my bad!

Whitney: Wow...you're a smart one!

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Talking about Chace Crawford

Me: CHACE OMG!!
Whitney: bahah
Me: hahaha I feel like a 12 year old who just saw Zac Efron
Whitney hahaha i feel ike a band geek who saw mozart
Me: ...did they have "Band Geeks" back then?
Whitney: im sure they called it. music enthusiasts.
Me: hahaha or Mozart Fangirls...that was one hott dude

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Talking about taning squirrel skin for her to give to her sister for Christmas

Regan: The only way to tan the squirrel's skin is use the brain but I don't wanna touch the brain, what if it had rabies?

Me: Regan, did the squirrel have rabies?

Regan: I don't know I shot it!

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Talking about not being thrown into the ocean

Me: DAMN RIGHT KATIE!! TAKE ON THE BUS DRIVER FROM HELL!!
Whitney: LMFAO
Me: MWAHAHA
Whitney: are you threatening her with your menstral cycle?
Me: duh that's totally the popular thing right now!

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I was wearing my letterman without my arms in the sleeves

Ben: You look like you have 6 arms...you could be an octopus!
Whitney: Ben that's 8 you moron!
Ben: Oh.. then your a sexpuss
Me: I'm a what?!
Ben: uhhh I mean... six oops!

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At a girls night sleep over

Katie: Well he's cute and we're dating I can't just look at him!

Linden: AIDS!!

Me: Quack!

Katie: Ducks have AIDS now?

Me: Sure... why not?

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After talking about the "dude" salesman that sold Kiana's family their new car

Kiana: I wonder what emo people do with their lives?

Me: join a band?

Kiana: or become band groupies

Me: then they become dudes instead of emos

Kiana: and dudes become car salesmen!!

Me: SO THAT'S WHAT EMO'S DO!!

Kiana: now we know!

Me: YEY DIDUCTIVE REASONING!!

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At Perkins for brakfast with my family

Talking toDrew: what is takeing so long? I'm hungry. Dad who's meal takes the longest to cook?

Mom: Yours

Me: What?

Mom: Yeah they had to go kill a pancake

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Talking to my friend about how to get a guys attention

Shelly: Just, pretend you're a puppy! They're cute and everyone likes them!

Me: I don't think he'd appreciate me smelling his butt...

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How To Be Noah's Girlfriend A Handy Guide by Isabel5 reviews
Puck/Rachel One-shot. When Lauren decides to finally make her relationship with Puck offical, Rachel feels it's her duty as his Best Friend to make sure she knows exactly what being Noah's girlfriend entails
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,502 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 36 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
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Midget Knows Best reviews
"How do you know this stuff?" I asked."Please, you're my role model and I'm related to Mom; I'm a badass like you and I have her super scary ability to know about everything that goes on with people." She shrugged. My sister was a midget-super-ninja-spy!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,815 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
This Summer reviews
Her summer was supposed to be singing and dancing. His was supposed to be... well not this. They were not supposed to be working at the same café and the sure as hell weren't supposed to become this close. T: language
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,242 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/31/2011 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Rachel B., Puck
The Ipswich Twins The Takeback reviews
SEQUEL TO IPSWICH TWINS:: Rachel and the boys have to save their power from someone who threatens to destroy them. With some unexpected help and new enemies can they keep the power a secret? T for language
Covenant - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,245 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 11/9/2010 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Reid G., Tyler S.
100 Spells,100 Fights, 100 Reasons You're Mine reviews
Okay so this is one of thos cheesey 100 word challenge drabble things. I thought I'd try it to see how it works out. It's all Rose and Scorpius based. Please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,872 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/5/2010 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
A Rose's beginning AKA:a stupid lousy diary reviews
It’s true I, Rose Weasley, now have a diary. I know it’s hard to believe that a tomboy like me would actually have one of these things, but I do...here goes nothing T: just in case
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,615 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
The Ipswich Twins reviews
No one knew about her, that she had the power, that she even existed, except Tyler. Will Tyler be able to help his twin sister, or will the power kill her just like her parents wanted? Rated T for violence
Covenant - Rated: T - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 29,351 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Tyler S., Reid G. - Complete
The Color Blue reviews
Why is it always me? Why do I always get stuck with the short end of the stick? I mean hell even Albus has found a date for this stupid New Years Dance and he’s one of the most awkward people I know! MERLIN'S PANTS! Rated: T
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,166 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Hugo W., OC - Complete
A Heart Daddy reviews
6 year old Dominique is running away. Victoire get's Maman and Louis gets Daddy...she get's no one. Father/Daughter Bill/Dominique
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Dominique W., Bill W. - Complete
Taken reviews
I sat there reading the note over and over: Emmett, I have your Rose. Don't worry you'll get back the ashes. Royce King the Second.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,440 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
Crying My Heart Out reviews
my so called “Boyfriend” hadn’t written or visited me! Of course he is an international quidditch player so that could be why he hasn’t visited me. But he could still write! I Katie Marie Bell will not stand for being treated like this!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,786 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
Everything to Me reviews
Lauren thinks about Tyler...goes with the song everthing to me by Liz Phair
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Lauren, Tyler - Complete
Lightly Sleeping reviews
“I don’t know Jasper it’s like she’s …sleeping?” Carlisle said confused. “What? Vampires can’t sleep what are you talking about?” Jasper’s voice cracked. What was going on? Rated:T
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,165 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Our Thing reviews
This is a one shot of when James and Lily started dating.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/21/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete