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Joined 06-10-08, id: 1601083, Profile Updated: 08-11-15
Author has written 9 stories for Outsiders, Harry Potter, Okami, Tokyo Mew Mew, Legend of Zelda, and Fire Emblem.

Okay, I knew I cleaned up the profile back in the spring or something, but it's already covered in dust and way too many words.

This account went by the name of "TheCrazyAuthors" from about 2010 to early 2014 due to early changes in ownership. The other two owners, Jackie and Meaghan, are still being honored by their works ("Little Fingers" and A Year With the Weasley Family, along with the incomplete collaboration "The Second Generation") being left on the page. Many of my previous fics have been taken down for cleanup as well.

Changes made in the Fall '14 Cleanup:

  • "Contagion", "Housecleaning", "Yarn", and "Showtime" have all been taken down.
  • Taiyo wo Shinkou: Have Faith in the Sun has been retitled to Have Faith in Your Sun.
  • "Gods Bound By Rules" is now in progress, but susceptible to being taken down at any time.
  • May '15 Changes:

    - "Gods Bound by Rules" taken down for future rewrite.

    July '15 Update:

  • "Gods Bound by Rules" rewrite still in progress, hopefully to be re-released by the end of August with a weekly to bi-weekly schedule.
  • Have Faith in Your Sun off of indefinite hiatus and now only susceptible to further hiatus and/or digression into absolute Comedy Central. It's nothing you guys haven't seen before out of ALBN, trust me.
  • The summary has also been changed.
  • Further semi-novelizations (aka Gods Bound by Rules, ALBN) will include main characters as they appear. Example: Waka and Rao's subplot is currently more or less a focal point in ALBN, and as such they're currently main characters. This is also the reason for the genre change. Amaterasu will later be re-added to the list when she becomes a major character.

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    Howdy! I'm Senom, that chick who's renowned for selling unauthorized Orochi Scout Cookies with ex-Scouts and writing too many OC/self-insert fics. You might also remember me as one of the co-authors of Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny, the Okami collaboration fic, found on Pinkdesi101's page. If you're meeting me for the first time, that's cool!

    What do you want to know about me? I'm southern, I think it's totally okay to put ghost pepper in my instant ramen, I really suck at video games but love the stories and music too much to care, and consider myself a musician as well as author and artist. And I'm a very angry student.

    So because FFN refuses to keep my links operational for very long (if at all), here's the rundown of Senom's outlying accounts that may be of interest!

    TUMBLR: Senom300. Don't look up Senom299 on Tumblr. Just don't.

    ALBN LORE TUMBLR: alilybloominginnippon

    DEVIANTART: Senom300

    Ring me up! Some of my OCs may bite, but I don't. And speaking of OCs...

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    Eliza Alexis (ALBN)Alternatively goes by "Lilac" or "Li", depending on the occasion. A crass individual with an affinity for mythology and folklore, Li teams up with Issun (sometimes against her better judgement) to restore Nippon in Amaterasu's stead. Some unusually plot-omniscient individuals claim that they've met her in a past life. She and Sayuri share the same white hair, but her own purple eyes are just contact lenses; her genuine eye color is green. Favorite musical is Legally Blonde.

    Kiku Sayuri (ALBN)- A six-hundred year old spirit who watches over the Okami family, referred to as the "High Envoy". Beneath her cloak lies the armor of a warrior, but she serves Amaterasu as an older-sisterly figure. Differentiated from Li almost only by her hairstyle: Sayuri keeps hers in a braid. She and Waka seem to know each other well enough to throw a significant amount of shade regularly.

    Grimm (ALBN) - A pleasant salt-and-pepper Scottie dog belonging to Eliza, who adores him. Bizarrely enough, he appears in her dreams of Nippon. Even more bizarrely, he's fairly competent in dog-fu.

    Calliope(?) Hawk (GBR)- Made a bargain with Din to gain "the courage to fight her fears"; described on a regular basis as a nervous wreck by everyone including herself. In exchange for the opportunity to earn courage, she gave Din her true name; "Calliope" is just a temporary alias. Sometimes referred to as "Cal" or "Little Red", the latter referring to the red cloak she gains early in the quest. Since Din also occupies her body for a good deal of time, her hair gains an orange tint to its original brown and serves to differentiate who is in control by whether or not it's tied back. Favorite musical is Wicked.

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    If you're here, you're probably reading either A Lily Blooming in Nippon or Gods Bound by Rules. If so, there's a formula followed to these two series and here's your cheat code to them.

    Most of my multi-chapter works, especially if they're OC-inserts, fall around 30 chapters as an average. This average was measured back in 2012, so chances are it'll bump up closer to 40 by 2016. The "formula" is basically this: I outline the crap out of the story, scrap the outline and rewrite it a few times to be safe, and get to business of writing/uploading. Chapter length is unpredictable, and though I like them to fall around 5,000 words this usually takes too bloody long and they dip down closer to 3,000 on average. Shorter chapters implies faster updates, but doesn't guarantee them. The first five to ten chapters are usually slow, separated by at least one month between each one; around the 10 mark, we start gaining speed and experience the joys of two chapters being uploaded in the same month, maybe two-week span if things go well. At the mark of chapter 20, there's a Grand Chapter 20 Special consisting of things that I wanted to fit into the story earlier but couldn't, outtakes, and basically a humorous break from a doubtlessly kind of dark storyline. While I pride myself on writing humor, a lot of that has been drained out from my work lately and as such by god Senom needs an outlet. The Special is that outlet. Look forward to them.

    Chances are, if I've gotten a few chapters of something uploaded, I already have a trilogy of sorts planned for it. I don't know why I keep aspiring to write trilogies. Maybe it's in the blood. Maybe it's Maybelline.

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    Enjoy the stories that are still here! Miracle Seeker, out.

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    A Different Path by Catwhiskers24 reviews
    When a clumsy, awkward teen stumbles her way into her favorite video game, her life changes forever. When she finds out that she is a Defender, she expects to go on an adventure with Link. But no, all her plans are ruined when she is mistaken as the Spirit Maiden, and her fate becomes twisted with a certain flamboyant demon lord's. What happens next, neither one of them expected...
    Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 59 - Words: 214,135 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 9/20 - Published: 11/22/2014 - [Link, Zelda] [Ghirahim, OC]
    The Final Exam by Amy47101 reviews
    "Your name is Vaike Renalds." No, it's not. "1. Say your name out loud." What? "2. Draw a bubble bath." No. "3. Gregor says you're to sexy for your shirt!" I QUIT. Honestly, though, what did our favorite Ylissean students expect when Gregor decided to give a Psych 101 final? /A spin-off of one of my favorite one shots by Starran, Question Seven and a Half!/
    Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,586 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/22 - Avatar/Robin, Chrom - Complete
    Oral Presentation by Of Healing Love reviews
    AU. College was never meant to be easy, per se, but it could have at least been considered manageable. May wasn't sure where she went wrong - was it when she started crushing on her TA or when she found out her boss was a drug dealer? Or perhaps it was when a dangerous gang leader started hitting on her and she accidentally gave him her number... Doesn't matter. She's screwed.
    Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,390 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 11/22/2014 - May/Haruka, Archie/Aogiri, Maxie/Matsubusa, Steven S./Daigo
    Steel in the Moonlight by TheManWithBacon reviews
    Alexander Grey is a down-and-out young man, looking to make some money for college. When he discovers a mysterious glass orb in the garbage, he thinks it's his lucky day, until a freak accident with it ends up transporting him into an amazing adventure.
    Okami - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 315,768 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 7/27/2011
    Shattered Mind: Control by Krimson Rogue reviews
    In Memoria, each step brings them closer to Kuja, as well as Death's door! Can Trevor and Kaiten evade their fate long enough to save the world?
    Final Fantasy IX - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 121,581 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/11/2013 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Complete
    Illicit Vows by MysticSpiritus reviews
    Lady Hilda promised the regent much worse if he ever cheated again. One would think he'd pay attention and learn from past mistakes. It's a shame she didn't learn herself. Kuja still has a morbid interest in unhappy wives.
    Final Fantasy IX - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 49,974 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/25/2013 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Hilda, Kuja - Complete
    The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny by DesiQuiche reviews
    Take five ticked off OCs, more or less, five derpy authors, and one okami self-insert, mix 'em all together, and you get this. Bacon, Mikey, Mystic, Desi, and Senom have one heck of a journey ahead of them! That is, if they don't end up accidentally destroying Nippon themselves...
    Okami - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,100 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Issun
    Okami Amaterasu and Celia's Adventure by DesiQuiche reviews
    Celia, just a random girl, gets much more than she bargained for when playing Okami one day. Now it's up to her, Amaterasu, and Issun to save Nippon from the monsters that threaten to take over.
    Okami - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 203,039 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Amaterasu, Issun - Complete
    Yet Another Okami SEQUEL! by mochi2isluv reviews
    That's right, this is the Okamiden parody you've all been waiting for! Join adorable, impressionable Chibi on his quest to save Japan and wreck havoc with the help of his equally adorable party train. RATED T FOR SWEARS AND DANGEROUS LEVELS OF CUTENESS.
    Okami - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,982 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/2/2012 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Chibiterasu
    Quiet Like the Snow by The Great Mikey Weston reviews
    Amaterasu's reign is glorious, and it seems as though Nippon's peace will last a while.. That is, until a pack of chaotic demons make their appearance, bent on killing the unborn Child of the Sun. Meanwhile, terminally ill werewolf boy Jay just wants to prove himself- but maybe being thrown years into the past to save the world isn't what he had in mind. Pre-Okamiden. Discontinued.
    Okami - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,919 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Amaterasu, Kurow
    Insulted Masculinity by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
    In the ruins of Burmecia, Zidane and Freya lay sight on Kuja and take bets on his gender. After all, when does a sane man wear a thong? Needless to say, this is crack.
    Final Fantasy IX - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,004 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Zidane T., Kuja - Complete
    Fly Pupa, Fly! by Cheshirekitsune reviews
    Maybe death wasn't as bad as he thought. .:Oneshot:.
    Crossover - Okami & Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Amaterasu, Tavros N. - Complete
    Empty Death by Cheshirekitsune reviews
    In one way or another, the tide will always turn in his favor. .:Oneshot:.
    Crossover - Okami & Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Yami, Feferi P. - Complete
    Yet Another Okami Parody by mochi2isluv reviews
    Title says all. Filled to brim of your sake cup with smarmy prophets, annoying tree sprites, windwakering, smiting, parties, OOCs, and one heckofa rollickin' good time with your favorite white wolf/sun goddess. Rated T for swears. COMPLETED!
    Okami - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 40 - Words: 82,111 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Amaterasu - Complete
    Shattered Mind ATE's by Krimson Rogue reviews
    Just a collection of random stories set after certain chapters. Sometimes takes away from the normal stream of things for a more "unique" set of stories. Latest story set after chapter 24 of Anger.
    Final Fantasy IX - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,268 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 8/13/2008
    Sick by katykat18 reviews
    What if Bella became sick with an illness no one has seen before? An illness not even immortality can fix? BxE just an idea i've been playing around with for the past couple of days. R&R tell me what you think.
    Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,250 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 3/26/2009 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Bella, Edward
    Innocent by Requiem for the Dream reviews
    Axel was asked a weird question that day...
    Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Axel, Demyx - Complete
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    Antithesis reviews
    The Shepherds find a man on the side of the road by day, and everything is sugar, rainbows, and the occasional undead. Two mages find a woman in the desert, and all they get out of it is... more undead. His name was Robin, and he went in the history books because he set a fleet on fire. Her name was Raven, and she carried the Plegian army on her back for a month. And then some.
    Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,794 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/2 - Avatar/Robin, Tharja, Henry
    Have Faith in Your Sun reviews
    Rewrite of "A Lily Blooming in Nippon". Eliza's dreams lead her to a bygone era of myths and legends, and for a while it feels like everything she's ever wanted. But standing in for a goddess isn't everything that it's cracked up to be, especially when the very gears of fate appear to continue shifting around her and everyone in this world.
    Okami - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 66,366 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/16 - Published: 12/9/2013 - Issun, Waka, Rao, OC
    Gods Bound By Rules
    Hindsight is 20/20, or so they say. Din didn't intend on undertaking an adventure when she stepped into the past, and she definitely didn't intend to do it while sharing a body with the human personification of a nervous breakdown, an exiled god from another world, and an imp who thinks she can control the quest. A retelling of Twilight Princess with a focus on Hyrulian mythology.
    Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,687 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/1 - Published: 7/25 - Din, Fierce Deity, Midna, OC
    Give Them Wings
    The Goddess of Power had forsaken the world, but the world had forsaken her first. Too bad wisdom breeds conceit and power breeds passion; elsewise, the Rito would never have gotten their wings.
    Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,757 - Published: 7/6 - Din, Nayru, Zoras - Complete
    Closer to the Rising Sun reviews
    Third volume of the ALBN series. Lilac wants a second chance at turning her life around, and she gets it-in the way of a test of resolve and how far she'll push her dreams this time alongside the spirits of the past.
    Okami - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 114,652 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/7/2013 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Chibiterasu - Complete
    What Could Have Been reviews
    One push was all it really took. Well, one push, Ichigo with a messed up personality, an author, and the KishxIchigo fangirls' combined might. Don't like? Don't read.
    Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Ichigo M., Kish
    A Year With the Weasley Family reviews
    It is 1980. Molly has five energetic boys already, and another on the way. Spend a year with Molly Weasley and her family and find out just how she does it! From cuts and scrapes to bickering and name calling, no day is ever normal in the Weasley house.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 42 - Words: 19,775 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/12/2010 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Molly W., Bill W.
    The Second Generation reviews
    Harry, Ginny, Hermione and Ron had two kids each: Rhys, Anna, Emilyn, and Rose. Now they're all getting into Hogwarts themselves to experience magical advenures beyond beleif... By Senom299, Meaghan, and TwilightJackieCullen.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,667 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W.
    Little Fingers reviews
    Avery Curtis is 8 days old when Emily Lewis leaves her on the Curtis' doorstep with only a note. Ponyboy hadn't even known his ex-girlfriend had been pregnant, let alone that he'd been a father for a week. How's he going to take care of a baby? By Jackie.
    Outsiders - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,752 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Ponyboy C.
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