Author has written 7 stories for Twilight, Boxcar Children, and South Park.
MY FANFICTION EMAIL ACCOUNT IS-- fanfic13(at)gmx(dot)com Feel free to email me about fanfiction at any time. but no spam, please.
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I have a secondary account, which I will not tell you about, but it is quickly becoming my main one. A few people know me on here and in person, and because of my problems which I won't discuss, I can't deal with that. I write the stories that I actually want to write on that account. I'm not very proud of my stories on this account, but I am in the process of cleaning them up.
So, I guess I will divulge some information about myself, which I don't usually do, but I love you guys since you give me such great reviews. Well, I have a lot of problems, three major disorders actually, but I am most definitely am NOT going to discuss them.Hi, It's AtlantisCat101 here. Previously obsessedSGAgirl and xxartemisfowlxx. Harry Potter should, and will if I have my way, crawl in a pit and die. Painfully. And Jacob Black will go with him.
So. I'm an 8th grader, I've been on here since I was nine. I started officially publishing stories when I was in 6th grade, and my skills have improved over time. I am not too proud of my story Kid Problems, as I wrote that when I wasn't too great a writer.
Why is it, when girls act like guys they're just tomboy girls, and when guys act like girls they're gay?
Notice: Me and my friend, Annie, XxrenxartxX, have created a shared account, BobandMoearebuddies (don't ask) and we are writing crossover stories. Yay!
Hey. These are pics from my stories. Got em off Google.
Kid Problems: (how i picture them. i don't know about you.)For some reason, I am on my 3rd pic of Jasper because every picture turns out broken.
7 year old Jasper: http:///comp/PHD/PHD634/little-blonde-boy_~RBKM_27.jpg
8 year old Emmett with baby Bella: http:///6a00c22525608d8e1d00d41443143e6a47-500pi
3 year old Rosalie: http:///img/photoalto/paa452/paa452000033.jpg
2 year old Edward (imagine this kid, but a couple years younger): http:///images/730000-739999/739396-xs.jpg
13 year old Carlisle (him, 1 or 2 years younger) http:///img/sassystock/unx217/u10040849.jpg
15 year old Esme: http:///file_thumbview_approve/3865704/2/istockphoto_3865704_girl.jpg
Things I do not like in stories:
Reversed Twilights: You know, the ones where the summary usually is : "What if Bella was the vampire, and Edward was the human?" Well, they're not. I'm never going to read a story like that.
Edward/Own Character: EDWARD IS WITH BELLA. HE HAS STATED IT MORE TIMES THAN I CAN COUNT!! I GUESS...as long as he gets with Bells by the end, I'm good.
Chat Stories: Where they have stupid usernames and at some point in each Bella has sugar and Alice caffeine.
And the one thing that makes me want to rip someone's head off (preferebly Jacob's): Spelling a lot wrong. Honestly, how hard is it to get that THEY ARE TWO WORDS?? 2! 2! 2! it's not allot, or alot, or even all ot. GASP
Sorry. But I am super paranoid.
WeLcOmE tO tHe No ElIzEbEtH wEiR/ jOhN sHePpArD pAiRiNg ZoNe!
things i hate about elizabeth weir:
i just have always hated her.
she THINKS john likes her.
her favorite line is "what are my options?"
here is a little scene between john,mckay,and weir!
"Elizabeth,the Wraith are 2 hours away from here, and they're coming for the earth gate address!!" cried Sheppard.
"hmmmmm...What are my options?" questioned the creature with her hideous hairstyle.
"ELIZABETH! there are NO options, except to put the shield up and im afraid we cant do that,because SOMEBODY used up all the ZPM's power powering their stupid JACUZZI!!" shouted Rodney.
"geez...you dont have to go so emotional on me..." (alternate ending: "no need to be hurtful..)
that was stupid!! YAY FOR STUPIDNESS!
"I'd say I'm sorry, but I'm not." ~Bella
"And I should feel sorry that you're not sorry, but I don't." ~Edward (I laugh when people repeat the same word more than twice in any sentence)
"I don't have any leeches on speed dial." ~Jacob (this just seemed so diss-ish)
"Just remember. It's your face." ~Edward (true... true...)
"Penguins, lovely." ~Edward
"...because you are bizarrely moral for a vampire." -Bella Swan
AND MY FAVORITE QUOTE:
"Hey Bella, fall down again?" Emmett
OMC-Since Edward is a perfect angel, and God created angels, and Carlisle created Edward into a vampire, so God is Carlisle. That and every one of us woke up, saw Carlisle, and thought he was God.
If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!
If people ever mistake you for a vampire (-cough- or you are one -cough cough-) copy and paste this to your profile
If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile [So many..Edward Cullen(I think we all know where he's from), Stan Marsh (South Park), Hikaru,Kaoru,Tamaki (Ouran High School Host Club) So many I just can't remember!
If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. (OH YEAH!! ALL THE TIME!!)
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you,
But the roses are wilting,
The violets are dead,
The sugar bowl's empty,
And so is your head.
Heaven doesn't want me, and hell's afraid I'll take over.
I had a friend once, but then the rope broke and he got away.
A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab seperators in your binders withe doodles/love notes/comfessions of love/any other Twilght related thing you can think of about Twilight or the Twilight characters. Crazy is when you can open up Twilight and know exactly which part you're at by reading one word. Crazy is when you print out copies of all the twilight series covers and put them on the wall of your closet. Crazy is when you go to the most expensive store within fifty miles of your home, try on almost every peice of clothing, then walk out with nothing, saying none of it was your style. Crazy is when you break a bone and laugh. Crazy is when you start saying different names from random shows wit your friend just to see who knows more names. Crazy is if you've falen while going UP stairs and brought some down with you and the started laughing at THEM...and then yourself later. Crazy is when you go up to your friends, shout BANG and pretend to shoot them with invisible guns. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
They say guns don't kill people, people kill people, but honestly i think guns have something to do with it because if someone just stood there and said "bang," i don't think many people would be dead...
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you. Although, chainsaw beats scissors, paper, AND rock!
Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.
We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America , but we haven't a clue as to where thousands of Illegal immigrants and Terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration!
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?" -Unknown
98% of teenagers do drugs,drink alcohol,etc...put this in your profile if you like toasted bagels.
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
If the world gives you lemons, you can make lemonade... or you can make a biologically engineered virulent air-born pathogenic virus that will wipe out the entire population of the planet, which would be a whole lot cooler.
If youre paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Icecream doesn't have bones!!
"It takes 42 muscles to frown,28 muscles to smile,but only 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone."
This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your signature to help him gain world domination.
Release the object you are currently holding
Allowing gravity to take force upon it
Causing it to fall to the ground
As if said object contained mass quantity of themal energy
translation for those who are not scientifically inclined
"Drop it like it's hot"
Music is like candy, you throw away the rappers.
I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment instead?
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.(I like to tell people what I think, and things are easier that way.)
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.(Whoever says this needs a slap.)
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. (Tap dancing is NOT for whores.)
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. (No thank you.)
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. (School and social life are two seperate things for me.)
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. (Screw all of you who think theater is only for homosexuals. And who cares if homosexuals are into it!?)
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be sleeping with them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russian
I German so I MUST be a Nazi
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up. (Mixed backgrounds offer diversity and complexity- not screw ups.)
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (Since when is uniqueness a crime?)
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. (No, that's not how it works.)
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. (This one especially upsets me. Adults think that kids are stupid, obnoxious, and only care about how many minutes are left on their cell phones. [Well, 75% of them are] but there are some of us that are actually INTERESTED in adult things, like politics,etc.)
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm Getting A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. (Rain is soothing.)
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. (Non-Artsy people are just as cool as anyone else.)
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. (okay so I actually am but you know what...)
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. ( I laugh at the same things that adults laugh at, not 5 year olds.)
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.(If you do something stupid, I WILL tell you. You've been warned.)
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. (I don't like being offended, or letting people offend those I love, friends included. Leave us alone.)
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I'm a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I'm a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. (HA!)
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. (I love writing. Do not touch the laptop or notebook... if you understand the notebook, you know who you are...)
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. (Leave teenagers alone. We're just as good as anyone else. Everyone was one at one point in their lives.)
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm SCOTTISH, so I MUST have ginger hair and speak with a scottish accent (That's a funny one...)
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE. (so...who are they?)
I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser. (No, I like privacy)
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy (The environment is what keeps us alive. Of course I care about it. Am I a tree-hugging hippie? No. Do I beleive in global warming caused by us? NO. But I do think littering and such is bad.)
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion. (Uh,yeah,actually,that's one of the Conservative views.If you aren't against abortion I wouldn't actually call you a Conservative)
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian. (Leave Swedish people alone.)
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. (Books are an excellent, not to mention intellectual way to spend one's free time.)
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. (You know what? Screw all of you who think this one.)
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED (Yes, because everyone needs a label.)
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. (I hate spelling and grammar errors. You learn to speak as a small child- do it properly.)
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I'm STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I'm GAY so I'm after EVERY straight guy around.
I don't want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. (No, I'm just content the way I am now.)
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. (I DO NOT NEED CONVERTING!!)
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. (I'm sensitive to certain things.)
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist (I like to have things done nicely, instead of full of mistakes.)
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake (No, once or twice is sufficient, and the tears are a little over dramatic... don't you think?)
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems (No, just stay the hell out of my business.)
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle.
3. Press play.
4. For every question, type the song that's playing.
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button.
Mission Impossible Theme-The Countdown Singers
First Day at School:
Falling in Love:
Breathe- Anna Nalick
Here Comes the Sun- Beatles
Little Miss Obsessive- Ashlee Simpson (why do I have this song)
Show Me What I'm Looking For- Carolina Liars
Love Story- Taylor Swift
She's So High-Tal Bachman (great choice while driving)
Why Not- Hilary Duff
Should've Said No- Taylor Swift (cracks me up)
Birth Of Child:
Shock the Monkey- Peter Gabriel (i hate this song!!but i still have it)
Ice Ice Baby-Vanilla Ice
Summer in the City- The Lovin Spoonful
Can You Feel It Now-Tremolo
Hit Me With Your Best Shot- Pat Benatar
My Rules: I will add more when I organize the jumble of thoughts in my head:
1: Don't ever think that people that aren't adults are stupid, naive, and only care about how many minutes they have left on their cell phones (Although about three-fourths of kids these days are). In fact, I don't even HAVE a cell phone. I enjoy politics VERY much and I have my own views about things. You don't want to get into political arguments with me; I will crush you with my thoughts. Yep. That's my psychological rule.
2: Can you PLEASE use proper English on this website? We aren't your texting buddies. In fact, if you continue to have horrendous grammar, we won't be your buddies at all. How hard is it to capitalize 'I' and write out 'your'? Is it so hard to comprehend that 'alot' is actually TWO WORDS? A.LOT. A LOT.
3: If you don't have anything useful to say, don't bother reviewing. "i love ur story hury up n update" has no value at all. Also, it's just annoying to read bad grammar.
4: If you don't even have a smidge of talent, PLEASE, for the love of God, DON'T write. If you feel you must, can you please get a beta so it isn't painful to read?
5: Don't spend hours describing your "pink shirt with red and purple stripes and sparkly strips of blue cloth hanging from the side with a zebra print that's red and yellow with a glittery hat and a green skirt that has sequins all over it and an adorable pair of neon green flats." Nobody cares. Just say, "I got dressed."
Emmett's the strongest.
Rosalie's the hottest.
Edward's the fastest.
Bella's the clumsiest
Alice's the quirkiest.
But only Jasper can sit in a corner and STILL make everyone feel jealous. XD