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Joined 08-13-00, id: 16013
Author has written 12 stories for Final Fantasy I-VI, Slayers, Misc. Anime/Manga, Gundam Wing/AC, Hikaru no Go, Kingdom Hearts, Evangelion, Megamind, and Doctor Who.
I may have finally updated my profile, but the fics are sadly untouched. Patches is lazy. Patches is also in college. Deal.

In college pursuing a degree in computer engineering, actually. Fear me, I am a science-minded person who still has some respect for the written English language. Unfortunately, most of my writing nowadays is in the form of code rather than fanfiction.

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... Yeah. I try not to get that geeky in my actual stories, but I don't know how successful I've been. I've also discovered that I'm incapable of writing fics without some measure of humor in them, so if you're looking for mushy romance or gritty angst, look elsewhere. I don't, or rather can't, do that.

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And after the game by chibilinnet reviews
After the game, Riku stumbles upon the Kingdom Hearts section of fanfiction.net! What follows is the most stupiest and confusing fanfiction ever to grace the Kingdom Hearts section.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,535 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/1/2003 - Published: 10/8/2002
Final Fantasy X: Summarized! by Spanner reviews
A quick 'n dirty rundown of the events of Final Fantasy X...
Final Fantasy X - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,140 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/3/2002
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Mind Heist reviews
Unlike her traveling companion, Donna Noble never claimed to be the most brilliant person in the universe, but after an alien technology steals the Doctor's mind, she must take it upon herself to restore the Time Lord's knowledge and save an ancient civilization before they both die along with it.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,073 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Donna N., 10th Doctor - Complete
Predictable reviews
Roxanne was the damsel in distress. The pawn. The throwaway character. The walking cliche. A retelling of the film from her point of view, however, indicates that this most definitely wasn't the case.
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,856 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Roxanne R., Megamind
Lake Effect reviews
Pre-movie. Megamind and Roxanne end up trapped together in the invisible car during a blizzard and have to figure out how to keep warm without killing each other first. Rating for tasteful nudity and belligerent sexual tension.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,157 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Roxanne R., Megamind - Complete
No Use for Rainy Days reviews
In-movie. Megamind contemplates the form his relationship with Roxanne has taken and if this is really the way he wants it.
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,776 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
Ansem Leap reviews
Theorizing that one could become one with the darkness by casting off his body, Ansem stepped into the Heartless accelerator... and screwed himself over. Now everyone from Kairi to Crono to Quasimodo wants to kick his butt. Cid, save us!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,426 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/15/2003 - Published: 1/26/2003
Life's Little Escapes reviews
EVA-01 wants a vacation. Unfortunately, an apathetic pilot, a vengeful Second Child, and its own naivette are standing in its way. What's a mech gotta do to have some fun once in a while? (unfinished)
Evangelion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,161 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/28/2003
Hikaru no Bingo reviews
It was generally thought of as a game for old people. Hikaru certainly had no interest in it. But perhaps an ancient ghost could open his mind to the art of playing Bingo.
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,902 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/5/2002
Slayers: Gods' Blood reviews
Thus, the Slayers releasethed a god. And in gratitude for their most heroic achievement, the god spaketh unto them: Bite me. And the world was screwed.
Slayers - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 56,877 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/24/2002 - Published: 2/3/2002 - Complete
It Even Cuts Julian Fries! reviews
Take five broken Gundams. Replace them with rentals. Add one wacky plot, a few tablespoons of obsessiveness, and a dash of insanity. Let simmer. Serves 10,000. This product contains no artificial characters and is 100 percent yaoi free.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,685 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/17/2001 - Published: 2/15/2001 - Complete
Some Random Girl reviews
A satire of selfinsertion fanfiction, written completely on a whim so don't take it too seriously. Also contains Of the Casual Girl, which is this same story, just translated into Italian and back via an electronic translator.
Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,694 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 2/6/2001 - Published: 1/18/2001 - Complete
Slayers: Inconceivable reviews
A whimsical spoof that draws its plot from The Princess Bride albeit quite loosely at times, recast with the Slayers characters, naturally. Beware of killer gerbils, mysterious plot holes, and intoxicating orange juice. Enjoy!
Slayers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,924 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/11/2001 - Complete
If Final Fantasy VI Was Like Real Life reviews
A re-telling of FF6, with the wording slightly altered to make it utterly ridiculous. Forgive me, it is also terminally unfinished, as I discovered it on my hard drive a year after writing it, having completely forgotten about it.
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,027 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 8/13/2000