Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter, and Artemis Fowl.
I'm...yeah i don't really know what to type...that's the thing about me, i'm horrible at describing myself but thats okay because i'm happy in my little world that revolves around youtube, music and fanfiction.
First of all i would like to sincerely apologise to all my readers that are waiting upon an update for A New Enemy. I wrote this story when i was a kid and since then my writing style has changed and i have lost interest in it but i will try to update in the holidays.
Thank You and Enjoy (if i ever end up updating or uploading that is...)
- Draco and Hermione
- Tom and Hermione
- Kpop pairings
Favourite movies: Harry Potter, eragon, titanic, matilda, pirates of the caribbean, xXx the next level, fun with dick and jane, jamanji, shes the man, step up 1 and 2, stomp the yard, cirque du freak, confessions of a shopaholic, district 9, john tucker must die, law abiding citisen, man of the house, night at the museum, national treasure, sherlock holmes, the dark knight, the time travelers wife, underworld
Favourite Non-English Movies/Dramas: 100 days with Mr Arrogant, 200 pound Beauty, Baby and I, You're my Pet, Attack on the Pin-Up Boys, 4th Period Mystery, My Tutor Friend, Boys over Flowers, You're Beautiful, Skip Beat!, Death Note, Full House, Playful Kiss, Kimi Ni Todoke, High School Debut, Water Boys, Paradise Kiss, Secret Garden, Heartstrings, Dream High, Love Rain, School 2013, King of Baking - Kim Tak Gu, Gaksital, My Little Bride, Ditto, Fly Daddy Fly
Artists: Super Junior, SunnyHill, SHINee, BigBang, B.A.P, EXO, B1A4, B2ST, Block B, BtoB, CNBlue, FT Island, G-Dragon, Trouble Maker, Infinite, LED Apple, MBLAQ, 2NE1, SS501, T-Max, Teen Top, TVXQ (DBSK), U-Kiss, 2PM, 2AM, Rain, Brown Eyed Girls, Baek Ji Young, Dalmatian, Epik High, JJ Project, NU'EST, Orange Caramel, TRAX, VIXX, ZE:A, X-5
20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point your Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In".
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds."
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
8. Don't use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip! Rather Than Walk.
10. With a serious face, order a diet water whenever you go out to eat.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme.
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not "In The Mood."
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won, I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
20. Whenever someone you don't particularly like, or even if you do, touches you, recoil and look at them disgustedly while screeching at the top of your lungs: "It Burns us! It Burns us!"
25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
19. My mother taught me ESP.
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
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