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Hi! My name is Missa. I live in a city, in a state, in the United States.

I love cats! I am obsest, and proud of it!!!!!

My favorite colors are silver and red.

My favorite musicals are Cats, the Phantom of the Opera, RENT, Wicked, and others.

My favorite books are the Unicorns of Blainor books, Warriors, and many others.

My Age: young adult, but always young at heart!!!

My birthday: on some month on a day in a year

Greatest man in History, named Jesus, had no servants, yet they called Him Master. Had no degree, yet they called Him Teacher. Had no medicines, yet they called Him Healer. Had no army, yet kings feared Him. He won no military battles, yet He conquered the world. He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him. He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today. Repost if you believe...(Side note: I BELIEVE!!)

Hobbies:

hanging out with friends, writing stories or poems, and playing on the computer.

Webpages:

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/user/MissaCatlover

Deviantart:

Wattpad:


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This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your
signature/profile to help him gain world domination.


TEAMS:

Paste any of these teams on your channel if you support or your on their team. ( Idea: Rosebud5)

TEAM JACK SPARROW

TEAM JACK

TEAM MUNKUSTRAP

TEAM DEMETER

TEAM TUGGER

TEAM BOMBALURINA

TEAM MISTOFFELEES

TEAM VICTORIA

TEAM JEMIMA

Team Pouncival

Team Tumblebrutus

Team MistofeleesxVictoria

Team MunkustrapxDemeter

Team CATS

Team Wicked

Team Ice Cream

Team Swimming

Team Solitude

Team Animation

Team Random

Team HYPERNESS!


Beware the letter "G." It is the end of everything.

If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.

Suicide is our way of saying to God, "You can't fire me! I quit!"

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

YES, I am random, thanks for asking.

When life gives you skittles, throw them at random people and yell, "Taste the freaking rainbow!"

1,2,3, more than three...

You laugh, I laugh
You cry, I cry
You jump off bridge... I gonna miss your e-mails.

Whoever said "anything is possible" never tried to slam a revolving door

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

Silence is golden but duct tape is silver

The word "bed" actually looks like one!

Bad spellers... U NIGHT!!!

Don't say bad words, only the worst ones.

Violence is never the answer, but it happens anyway.

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my water!

You call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark grows on trees. Trees are a part of nature. Nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful, thanks for noticing.

Education is important; school, however, is another matter.

Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

THINK. It's not illegal yet.

I'll start acting NICER if you start acting SMARTER.

LOOK! a distraction!

Nah, it's not your fault. But I'm blaming you anyway, K?

I can't dial 911... there's no 11 on my phone.

Without ME you're just AWESO

Growing old is obligatory. Growing up is optional.

Energizer Bunny arrested. Charged with battery.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

If you were killed today, I'm sorry I wouldn't be able to come to
your funeral, because I'd be in jail for killing the person who did
it.


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Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.

"Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!"

Being unique is thinking outside the box, reading between the lines, coloring out of pictures, dancing to the tune of your own drummer, and having a heck of a better time than other people. If you're unique, copy and paste this in your profile.

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CATS ROCK MY SOCKS! If you think cats (The Musical) is awesome, copy this to your profile. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

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If you are completely obsessed with one of the Jellicles, copy and paste this so that the obsessed can band together to go kidnap those Jellicles.

If you got three wishes and would use one of those wishes to become a Jellicle, copy and paste this.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push, copy this into your profile

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I prefer solitude over company. Copy and paste this in your profile if you feel the same.

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Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivly Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter. fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, Queen S of Randomness 016, Light Dragon SunsSong, Neassa, Kimiko, EdElricFan1001, HisokaYukiko, fullmetal'sgirl92,haganenocutie94,mrawgirl09, Edward-Elric-in-red/Allen-Walker-in-black, KaoruBC101z, Melori, SummerRose12, Missa Catlover

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"I reject your reality and substitute my own." Adam Savage, Mythbusters

"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes." Freida Norris

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.

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If you could own a library with every book you have ever wanted to read and or liked/loved (and often dream about it), copy and paste this on to your profile and add yourname to the list Italiangurlinmessedupworld, the epitome of randomness, Holly Marie Fowl,Stefanlover12, -I-Luv-Tugsy, musicgal3, Misterfleas, Fantasia-the-Crazy, Mistosingsmore, NyokaDelFanfiction, MacavityManiac, MissaCatlover

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved onto rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly stupid, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have CATS on your iPod or a CD, copy and paste this onto a profile.

If you spend multiple hours a day reading or writing or a combination of both, copy this onto your profile.

If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have music in your soul, copy this into your profile!

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who do and want to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

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98 percent of teenagers have participated in under aged drinking and drugs. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy this into your profile wearing a smirk of pride.

If you're in love with a fictional character (or several), copy and paste this is you profile.

If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it copy this into your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe gay people deserve respect, whether you think it really is immoral or not, please copy and paste this onto your profile.

If Fanfiction is your way of escaping reality and the rest of the boring people in the world and truly "unleashing your imagination" then paste this in your profile and add your name: Emerald Princess 14, StardustFromThePlanetGallifrey, ShadowsOnALove-StruckSoul, Punk Chopsticks, xoxLewrahxox, petrelli heiress, Darned4AllEternity, un0Xpryncez, Fantasia-the-Crazy, Missa Catlover

Most writers don't know the difference between 'there', 'their' and 'they're', 'you're and 'your', 'its' and 'it's', 'to', 'too' and 'two'. If you do know the difference and would like to throttle people who don't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you actually take the time to read other people's profiles, put this in yours.

If Demeter & Munkustrap are your favorite CATS pairing, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wish you were a Clan cat, copy this to your profile

If you aren't me, paste this on your profile. (You know, I'd really like to know who started this one . . .)

If you're on the computer, paste this on your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.

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(.• (.•pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have a profile, paste this on your profile.

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

If you hate the human race, copy and paste this on to your profile.

If you like claymation movies (e.g. Wallace and Gromit, Corpse Bride) copy this into your profile

Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ect, copy this onto your profile.

If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile.

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.

98 percent of the teen population automatically thinks the word "Cullen" whenever they hear the name "Edward". If you're part of the 2 percent that thinks "Scissorhands" post this on your profile.

If your one of the people who could perfectly understand Jack Sparrow's confusing rants and when your friends all had confounded expressions on their faces you were like, "well duh that made perfect sense", copy this into your profile.

If you think that America should have a woman President, copy and paste this into your profile.

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

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If you want the planet to become more sustainable, copy and paste this into your profile, then go recycle something.

If you want the actors and celebrities of Hollywood to be smarter and better role models, copy and paste this into your profile.

Olny 55 pepole otu fo 100 cna raed tihs. Cna yuo?

If you think you'd die without music Copy and Paste this into your profile.

If you think you'd die if you didn't have a computer copy and paste this in your profile.

If you ever had a spazz attack when you read a summary with your least favorite couple in it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If it completely pisses you off when someone says being gay is gross, then copy and paste this into your profile

If you're Legally Blonde, Brunette, or a Redhead, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you daydream 24/7, copy this to your profile.

So many people thought At World's End was confusing. I don't know what's wrong with them, it made perfect sense to me! If you could follow AWE when you first saw it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love Cap'n Jack Sparrow, copy and paste this into your profile!

I am the girl ... that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Harry Potter, who can express herself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, DEFiiANCE, torchwoodfanx3, PyroFairyGirl, .insane.lil.piratess., JohnDillinger'sSweetheart, Erik's Apprentice, Fantasia-the-Crazy, Missa Catlover.

If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you laugh at the stupidest things, copy and past this into your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are against racism COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity

If you wish that fictional characters were real, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are in lala land most of the time copy this onto your profile.

If you think that over 70 percent of the American population doesn't give a flip about responsibility and it drives you INSANE, copy this into your profile

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If you think Sweeney Todd needs a hug, copy this into your profile.

If you agree that Macavity is more of a sexy beast than Tugger could ever hope to be, put this in your profile.

The sum of the square roots of two sides of an isosceles triangle, is equal to the square root of the remaining side! Copy and Paste if you love the Scarecrow!

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If your goal is to make THE LONGEST PROFILE IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE, copy and paste this into it!!

Someone out there either has too much
spare time, or is really good at Scrabble.

DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE:
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

ELECTION - RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

Proof that the human race has evolved as far as possible...
Believe it or not, these have all really been on actual products!

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time? Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If your against abortion, or if you almost or did cry reading this repost this on your profile.
If we want to stay United, like we claim, abortion has to be stopped...
Save another voice...because that next voice might be able to save us all...

Copy and paste this poem in your profiles if you are against child abuse:

My name is Sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Murdered me.

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question.

Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what,

PLEASE READ THIS

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

Repost this if you believe homophobia is wrong.

IF YOU IGNORE THIS WITHOUT READING IT YOU HAVE NO HEART...BUT IF YOU FIND YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN YOU MUST HAVE A VERY BIG HEART.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Nick, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Nick
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

Thoughts on Gay Marriage!

1) Gay marriage is not natural, and as Americans, we always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and lyposuction.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Have PRIDE! Support Gay Marriage! (this shows how stupid people are being by saying that gay marriage should be illegal.)

THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares" and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME! PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!"

17. Throw skittles at people and yell, "Taste the rainbow!"

18. Go the toy section, get a light-saber and start challenging people to a Jedi match.

19. Follow a random person and if they turn and ask why you are following them yell, "No I won't have sex with you!"

20. Take your shoes off and slide down the rows in your socks yelling "cannonball" or anything really. It could be random too.

21. Find a toy gun, put it to your head, and then ask, "Where are the anti-depressants?"

22. Walk up to the information desk and ask, “Where do I buy the walls?” and when they ask what your talking about reply, “You do sell walls, right? You are Wal-Mart after all.”

23. Grab a (fake) kitchen knife and chase after random people with it, doing a psychopath scream

24. When no one's looking, switch the signs on the men and women's bathroom.

If you laughed, copy and paste to your profile and add another!

10 Things To Do On A Road Trip

1. Every time someone turns on the radio say, “I hate this song!”.

2. When the person changes the station, say “Wait, go back! I loved that song!”

3. Poke someone in the front seat and say, “I didn’t do it”, even though you are the only person sitting in the back.

4. Every time you pass an exit say, “Hey can you go back? I need to use the bathroom.”

5. Say, “Are we there yet?” every two minutes.

6. If someone turns off the radio, sing random songs at the top of your lungs until they turn it back on.

7. When you are almost to your destination say, “Wait! We need to go back! I forgot something!”

8. While the radio is on, pull out an Ipod and start singing along to the songs.

9. Every two minutes, say a random fact like, “Over 2 million people die in car accidents during road trips a year.”

10. At the end of the trip say, “Can I drive now?”

"REMEMBER WHEN"

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
when )m 0 m( was your hero
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

Why Women Rule!

1.We got off the Titanic first

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).

11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.

13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.

18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.

21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.

22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.

25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.

26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.

28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree
The boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,

who calls you back when you hang up on him,

who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat.

Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy that kisses your forhead,

who keeps your picture in his wallet,

who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants,

who holds your hand in front of all his freinds,

who thinks your beautiful without makeup,

one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you,

THE one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER!

What A Boyfriend Should Do...

When she walks away from you mad

Follow her

When she stares at your mouth

Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you

Grab her and don't let go

When she starts cussing at you

Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet

Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you

Give her your attention

When she pulls away

Pull her back

When you see her at her worst

Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying

Just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking

Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared

Protect her

When she lays her head on your shoulder

Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steals your favorite hat

Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you

Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time

Reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt

Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you

she really does more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands

Hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you

bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret

keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes

don't look away until she does

When she misses you

she's hurting inside

When you break her heart

the pain never really goes away

When she says its over

she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin

she wants you to read it -

Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.-

When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go-

When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-

Call her before you sleep and after you wake up-

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-

Tease her and let her tease you back.-

Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-

Give her the world.-

Let her wear your clothes.-

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-

Let her know she's important.-

Kiss her in the pouring rain.-

When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's ass am I kicking babe?"

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will : Call you. Kiss you. Love you. Text you.

To maintain a healthy level of insanity:

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

5. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for marijuana".

6. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy".

7. Skip down the hall rather than walk and see how many looks you get.

8. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

9. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".

10. Sing along at the opera.

11. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.

12. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you have a headache.

13. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I won! I won!"

14. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives! They're loose!"

15. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

16. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity:

Copy and paste this to make people who read bios smile.

It's called . . . THERAPY

How 2 determine friends from best friends:

1.Friends:Ask what wrong when you look sad.Best Friends:know that whatever it is, u don't wanna talk about it.

2.Friends:Don't ask u about who u like.Best Friends:Bug u until u spill your guts.

3.Friends:Try and change u. Best Friends:Put up with you.

4.Friends:Say happy birthday 2 u on ur b-day.Best Friends:decorate your locker with b-day signs and and pics.

5.Friends:Watch ur back.Best Friends:back u up in a fight!

6.Friends:Help u out when u get in trouble w/ da principal.Best Friends: blame what u got in trouble 4 on a random person.

7.Friends:Give u Christmas cards.Best Friends:Give u birthday cards cuz they forgot ur birthday.

8.Friends:Throw stuff away from you.Best Friends:Make u throw it away urself.

9.Friends:help u through da tears.Best Friends:beat the sorry jerk who made u cry!

and 10. Whether friend or best they'll always B there for u.

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Is the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr / Mrs
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from
you

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say 'I'M HOME!'

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life

FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock the person out that talked bad ab out you

FAKE FRIENDS: Would ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: Will send this to all their real friends and hope to
get it back!

Mister Mistofelees sat on a wall,

Mister Mistofelees had a great fall,

Old Deuteronomy and all his men

Couldn't put Quaxo together again!--If you find this random in an odd manor, copy and paste this onto your profile =D

Practical cats, dramatical cats Pragmatical cats, fanatical cats Oratorical cats, Delphicoracle cats Skeptical cats, Dispeptical cats Romantical cats, Pedantical cats Critical cats, parasitical cats Allegorical cats, metaphorical cats Statistical cats and mystical cats Political cats, hypocritical cats Clerical cats, hysterical cats Cynical cats, rabbinical cats That is all :) Copy and past if you have heard CATS so much you know this off by heart!!

I promise to remember Tugger

When i see a Super Star

I promise to remember Jenny and Jelly or Munkustrap

When my mom says "Dont go to far"

I promise to remember the kittens,

When im playing around

I promise to remember Bustopher Jones,

When im around town

I promise to remember Mistoffelees

When i see a magical trick,

I promise to remember Pounce and Tumble

When my brother gives me a flick

I promise to remember Skimble

When i am on a train

I promise to remember Cori and Tanto

When i wonder if im insanse.

I promise to remember Grizabella,

Who taught me how ro Rhyme,

I promise to remember Old Deutoromy

When it is my time.

COPY AND PASTE TO YOUR PROFILE IF YOU SWEAR TO TAKE THIS OATH (made by Calanarie)


Choose your 6 favourite cats, in no particular order. (Remove mine!)
1 Munkustrap
2Demeter
3 Jemima
4 Bombalurina
5 Rum Tum Tugger
6 Macavity


(1) and (3) have two kittens. What do they look like and what are their names?
Um, I don't think Munk and Jemima are going to have kittens.

(4), (5) and (6) are all competing for (2)s affections. Who wins?

Bombalurina, Tugger and Macavity are competing for Demeter's affections. I would say that Tugger or Bomba would win.

(6) has to cut off a leg of one of the other 5 cats. Who do they choose and which leg do they sever?
Macavity would cut all the Jellicles into little pices, or at least cut off a leg and let them bleed to death.

(1) and (4). Who is more likely to have a chance with (5)?
Bombalurina would definately would have a more likely chance with Tugger.

(1) creeps into (5) and (3)s den to find them about to pour water over (2). (4) and (6) make a loud noise coming to see what's happening, and those three have to decide to wake (2) or help (5) and (3). What happens next?
Munkustrap creeps into Tugger and Jemima's (creepy) den to find them about to pour water over Demeter. Bombalurina and Macavity make a loud noise coming to see what's happening, and see those three have to decide to wake Demeter or help Tugger and Jemima. Well, I not sure what would happen next, because I don't think Macavity would care, and Bomba and Munk would stop Tugger and Jemima from pouring water on Demeter, and Jemima would never do a mean thing like that to Demeter. So, If Tugger does pour water on Demeter, he better run for his life, before Munk and Bomba kill him.

Choose a non-ALW song to describe (2) and (3)s relationship.

Innocent eyes. Dmeter is giving Jemima advise.

Some newbies!
Love Polygon time! (Technically hexagon - who cares?) (1) discovers their mate, (4), doesn't love them anymore- they love (6). (6), however, secretly fancies (2). (2) proclaims their love for (3), but (3) and (5) are happily together, except (5) keeps on dreaming of (1)...
If they all went on Oprah, who would cry first?
Munkustrap discovers his mate, Bombalurina, doesn't love him anymore - she loves Macavity. (Weird) Macavity, however, secretly fancies Demeter. Demeter proclaims her love for Jemima, (WTF?) but Jemima and Tugger are happily together, (Doubt that) except Tugger keeps on dreaming of Munkustrap. (again, WTF?) I have no idea who would cry first on Oprah, I say they all will eventually. But I think Jemima will first.

(4) is about to kill everyone on your list (don't ask why...). Who do they start with?
Bombalurina would kill Macavity first. I don't think I need to give a reason.


Fill in character #5 first- makes it easier

No character should be listed twice

You must answer the question, even if you are disgusted.

Delete the previous person's answers, fill in your own, and copy into your profile

Name of book/movie: CATS

1. female character: Demeter

2. another female character: Bombalurina

3. Character with gender opposite yours: Alonzo

4. Another character with gender opposite yours: Tugger

5. favorite character: Munkustrap

6. male character: Macavity

7. character with your gender: Jemima

8. another male character: Mistoffelees

9. another character with your gender: Victoria

10. any other character: Jennyanydots

Now answer these questions:

1. Have you read a 5/10 fic before?

A Munkustrap and Jennyanydots fic? Yes, or at least I think it was

2.Do you think 3 is hot? How Hot?

Alonzo hot? Sure

3.What would happen if 6 got 1 pregnant?

Macavity got Demeter pregnant. Uhhhh...that would probably happen, but I don't think Demeter would be happy about it.

4.Do you recall any good fics about nine?

Good fics about Victoria? Yeah there are.

5.Would 7 and 2 make a good couple?

Jemima and Bombalurian? As a couple?!?!? Are you crazy?! That would never work!!!

6. 4/8 or 4/9?

Tugger/Misto or Tugger/Victoria? It would be Tugger and Victoria. I don't think Tugger is gay, though Tugger/Misto is very popular.

7.What would happen if 7 discovered 3 and 8 in a secret relationship?

Jemima discovered Alonzo and Misto in a secret relationship? Oh dear. She would try to kill Lonzi, until he revealed it was a prank.

8.Make summary of at least 20 words for a 6/2 fic.

After hearing Demeter talk about her relationship with Macavity, Bombalurina gets courious and wants to have a taste of the Hidden Paw. So one night Bomba sneeks out of the junkyard and goes to Macavity's hideout and makes love with the ginger tom.

9.Is there such a thing as a 4/10 romance story?

Tugger/Jenny romance story? No, well at least not yet.

10. Suggest a title for a 1/5 hurt/comfort fic.

"Always There" a Demeter/Munkustrap hurt/comfort fic.

11.What kind of plot would you use if 4 wanted 1?

Hmmmmm. Tugger is attracted by Demeter's different personality. So while she is by herself, Tugger goes and talks to Dem, hoping that a relationship may spark between them.

12. Does anyone on your friends list read 7 and 9 slash?

Jemima and Victoria slash? Not as far as I know. Hopefully not.

13.If you wrote a songfic for number ten, what song would you use?

"The Circle of Life" (She would be explaining how life works in the Junkyard base on what she sees)


Choose your 6 favourite cats, in no particular order. (Remove mine!)

1)Munkustrap

2)Demeter

3)Bombalurina

4)Rum Tum Tugger

5)Macavity

6)Jemima

(1) and (5) are related. How so and what have they in common (at least one)?

Munkustrap and Macavity are related. They are brothers and they both have stripes and the same parents.

Imagine that (2) is a thief. Some items are left lying around, but (2) they can only steal one item. Which one is it? The items are as follows: Argentine joint, a string of (fake) pearls, a wristwatch, a mini Peke statue and an old book.
Demeter is a thief?!?!?!? Weird but, okay. Demeter would steal a string of (fake) pearls, because the pearls are fake so they are chep and can be easily replaced.

(2) and (3) are caught by (1) together in a deserted spot. Although they say that (3) is comforting (2), the expressions on their faces tell another story. What is the real reason for their being alone and what does (1) think the real reason is?
Demeter and Bombalurina are caught by Munkustrap together in adeserted spot. The real reason for them being alone is that Bombalurina is helping Demeter decide which tom she should be with, and Munkustrap thinks the real reason is that they are talking about Macavity.

(3) and (4) are best of friends, but have a little tiff when it comes to light that (3) is wanting to mate with (5), whom (4) likes. (5), however, is torn between the two, although (2) catches their eye. What happens next?
Bombalurina and Tugger are best friends, but have a little tiff when it comes to light that Bomba is wanting to mate with Macavity, whom Tugger likes as a friend. Macavity, however, is torn between the two, loving Bomba, but not wanting to loose his friendship with Tugger, although Demeter catches his eye. Okay, so what happens next is that Macavity doesn't care much about his friendship with Tugger and takes Bombalurina and Demeter, knowing that one of them will love him.

Continuing the previous scenario, (5) loves (2) and (2) secretly admires (5). What happens when (1), (3) and (4) find out that (5) loves (2)?
Macavity loves Demeter and Demeter secretly admires Macavity.What happens when Munkustrap, Bombalurina, and Tugger find out that Macavity loves Demeter. Hmmmm? Tugger may be surprised but could care less and goes off the flirt, Munkustrap and Bombalurina would be shocked and have no clue on what to do or how this could happen.

(6) has been chosen to go to the Heaviside Layer. Who will rejoice most and why? (Keep in mind that is it an honour for Jellicles to be chosen to go to Heaviside.)
Jemima has been chosen to go to the Heavyside Layer. Wow, ok I think all the Jellicles will be sad, but they would all rejoice since it is an honour.


Write Down Ten Random Characters.

1.Munkustrap

2.Demeter

3.Bombalurina

4.Tugger

5.Jemima

6.Victoria

7.Macavity

8.Old Deuteronomy

9.Mistoffelees

10.Grizabella

Four invites Three and Eight to dinner at their own house. What happens?

Tugger invites Bombalurina and Old Deuteronomy to dinner at their own house. What happens is that Tugger flirts with Bombalurina and Old Deuteronomy eventually gets sick of watching and leaves.

You need to stay at a friend's house for a night. Whose house, One or Six?

Munkustrap or Victoria. I would stay at Munkustrap's because he would protect me and he is my favorite tom.

Two and Seven are making out when Ten walks in. Ten's reaction?!

Demeter and Macavity are making out when Grizabella walks in. Grizabella reaction would be surprised because she walked in on to cats making out but she would turn around and leave because she would not want to disdurb them.

Three falls in love with Four. Eight is jealous. What happens?

Bombalurina falls in love with Tugger. Old Deuteronomy is jealous?? Uh, I don't think Old Deuteronomy would be jealous so he would just bless their relationship.

Four jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who rescues you, two, ten, or seven?

Tugger jumps me in a dark alleyway. Who rescues me, Demeter, Grizabella, or Macavity. Well, Macavity would not care so he would leave. Demeter would help me and Grizabella might help me.

One decides to start a cooking show. Fifteen minutes later, what happens?.

Munkustrap decides to start a cooking show. Fifteen minutes later, he has to get help from Jennyanydots because he can't remember how to cook.

Three has to marry either Eight, Four, or Nine. Who do they choose?

Bombalurina has to marry either Old Deuteronomy, Tugger or Misto. Bomba would choose Tugger because Old Deuteronomy is too old and Misto is too young. But if it doesn't work between her and Tugger she would go with Misto.

Everyone is invited to Two and Seven's wedding except for Eight? How does Eight react?

Everyone is invited to Demeter and Macavity's wedding except for Old Deuteronomy? Old Deuteronomy reaction would be shocked.

Nine arrives too late for Two and Seven's wedding? What happens and why were they late?

Misto arrives too late for Demeter and Macavity's wedding? Macavity would be angry but Demeter could stop him before hurting Misto. Demeter would ask him why he was late. Misto was late because he was busy with his magic training.

Nine murders Two's best friend (Has to be someone on the list). What does Two do to get back?

Misto murders Bombalurina, Demeter's best friend. Demeter would cry and be in shock. She may use a prank on him or not.

Six and One are in mortal danger. Does Six save One or themselves?

Victoria and Munkustrap are in mortal danger. Does Victoria save Munkustrap or themselves? Victoria would save Munkustrap, so she could repay him for all the times he saved her.

Five is in a car accident and is critically injured. What does Nine do?

Jemima is in a car accident and is critically injured. What does Misto do? Misto would try to use his magic to help heal Jemima.

The quiz is over. By the way, how did Two and Seven end up?

Demeter leaves Macavity after she found him with another queen. She is now trying to form a relationship with Munkustrap.


(This one is from Fantasia-the-Crazy)

Write down the names of your twelve favorite characters.

1. Munkustrap

2. Jemima

3. Demeter

4. Macavity

5. Bombalirina

6. Tugger

7. Alonzo

8. Victoria

9. Mistoffelees

10. Grizabella

11. Old Deuteronomy

12. Cassandra

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Read a Tugger/Old Deuteronomy fic? No and I would read and pray that it is not a slash

2. Do you think Four is cute? How cute?

Think Macavity is cute? Sure but he is more handsome than cute.

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

What would happen if Cassandra got Victoria pregnant? Um . . . first of all that can't happen. and If it did, that would be weird.

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Any fics about Mistoffelees? Sure there are many.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Would Jemima and Tugger make a good couple? Well, I think Tugger is too old for Jemima, but I guess they could work.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Bombalurina/Mistoffelees or Bombalurina/Grizabella? Bombalurina/Mistoffelees. Why? Because Bomba is not gay.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve making out?

What would happen if Alonzo walked in on Jemima and Cassandra making out? Alonzo would get angry and pull them apart and yell at Cassandra for cheating on him.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

A Demeter/Grizabella fic

No one knew that she slowly sneeks out of the junkyard and into the midnight city to meet with her secret lover.

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Is there any such thing as Munkustrap/Victoria fluff? Yes there is.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

A Alonzo/Cassandra hurt/comfort fic.

Always Be There

11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three fics?

Friends list?? We don't have a friends list on FanFiction, just Alerts and Favorites.

Read Demeter fics? Yes there are probably some on my Favorites and Alerts lists that read Demeter fics.

12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Again, We don't have a friends list on FanFiction, just Alerts and Favorites.

Write or draw Old Deuteronomy? Well, I don't know about drawing, but there are some Old Deuteronomy fics.

13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Write Jmima/Macavity/Bombalurina? Not that I know of.

14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

If I wrote a song-fic about Victoria I would choose the song Reflection from the movie Mulan

15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

A Munkustrap/Tugger/Cassandra Fic

Thw warning may be swearing and some violence.

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Last time I read a fic about Bombalurina. Um . . . I don't know if I did, and if I did I don't remember.

17. (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (2) and finds true love with (5).

Munkustrap and Alonzo are in a happy relationship until Mistoffelees runs off with Alonzo. Munk, brokenhearted, has a one-night stand with Old Deuteronomy and a brief unhappy affair with Tugger, then follows the wise advice of Jemima and find true love with Bombalurina.

This is odd, but I like the end couple, though I perfer Munk/Dem. But seriously, a one-night stand with Old Deuteronomy?!?! Gross!!!


(This one is from Fantasia-the-Crazy)

Pick your 10 favorite characters from CATS (or anything else)

1. Munkustrap

2. Demeter

3. Macavity

4. Jemima

5. Bombalurina

6. Tugger

7. Victoria

8. Misto

9. Grizabella

10. Alonzo

(1) and (5) are hiding something from the others. What is their secret?

Munkustrap and Bombalurina are hiding something from the others. Their secret is that they had a daughter but was Bombalurina had miscarage and their daughter died. (This is going to be in one of my fanfics)

(2) has found out that (4) and (3) are mates. What do they do?

Demeter has found out that Jemima and Macavity are mates. Demeter takes Jemima away from Macavity and tells her that he is wrong for her.

(5) is out on a walk when something stops them. What is it most likely to be?

Bombalurina is out on a walk when something stops her. It's probably Tugger or some other sexy tom.

Write a summary for a (6)/(1) story.

A Tugger/Munk story

Tugger and Munk are known to be good friends and always have each other's back though they do have their arguments. But what happens when that friendship grews into something else?

Write a title for a (2)/(10) love story.

Demeter/Alonzo love story

Black and Gold

(2)/(8) or (8)/(5)?

Demeter/Mistoffelees or Mistoffelees/Bombalurina . . . um . . . I know no idea because I don't really like those pairings but I like Misto/Bomba better.

Who would be a better match for a pollicle dog, (7) or (6)?

Who would be a better match for a pollicle dog, Victoria or Tugger? Well Victoria is too young to take on a pollicle so Tugger would be better.

(5) is mated with (3), but (6) wants (3) to them self. (6) gets (2) and (8) to help, but everything goes wrong when (3) runs off with (1). (4) and (10) go to bring them both back, but find that (1) and (3) are the parents of (7) and (9). It comes to light that (5) was cheating on (3) with (2), and cheating on both of them with (8). What is Old Deuteronomy's reaction?

Bombalurina is mated with Macavity, but Tugger wants Macavity to them self. (WTF?) Tugger gets Demeter and Misto to help, but everything goes wrong when Macavity runs off with Munkustrap. (WTF?) Jemima and Alonzo go to bring them both back, but find that Munkustrap and Mavacity are the parents of Victoria and Grizabella. (WTF?) It comes to light that Bombalurina was cheating on Macavity with Demeter and cheating on both of them with Misto. What is Old Deuteronomy's reaction?

Well considering that this is wired and probably disterbing. He would be completly shock but as the leader he would compose himself. Old Deuteronomy would make Macavity leave since he was exiled form the tribe breaking up Bombalurina and Macavity's relationship. He would also order that Bombalurina is to stop cheating with Demeter and Misto. Since Bombalurina can't chose between Dem and Misto she mates with Tugger.

How the heck can Macavity and Munkustrap be the parents of Grizabella and Victoria? Now one of them as Victoria's father I can understand, but two toms can not have a kitten unless adopted. And Grizabella is too old to be their daughter. She is old enough to be their mother.


I'm tired of being stereotyped, so here. Post this on your profile if you are any of these (Bold the ones that go with you):

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I am POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be lesbian.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN so I MUST be a home-wreaking whore.

I FROWN a lot, so I MUST have a bad life

I get BAD GRADES, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn't try

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.

I HANG OUT WITH GAYS so I MUST be gay too.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS so I MUST be gay.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up

I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S so I MUST have no social life.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I LIKE SCHOOL so I MUST be a geek.

I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant

I LIKE TO READ so I MUST be a nerd.

I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian

I LOVE LIFE so I MUST be smoking something.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS

I LOVE SHOPPING so I MUST be rich.

I love TO LEARN, so I MUST be boring.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I plan to stay a virgin until marriage, so I MUST be faking it

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi

I SPEAK MY MIND so I MUST be a bitch.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I STILL LIKE TO WATCH CARTOONS so I MUST be immature.

I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I WEAR BLACK so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT so I MUST be a poser.

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo, not very good at it, kind of hate writing.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I’m MIXED, so I MUST think I’m prettier than everyone.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass

I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore with a jock boyfriend

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible

I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian

I'm a FEMALE GAMER so I MUST be ugly...or crazy.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a GIRL so MUST love Twilight, think Meyers is the next J.K. Rowling, and be obsessed with Edward Cullen.

I'm a GIRL WHO ACTUALLY EATS LUNCH so I MUST be fat.

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports

I'm a GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a GUY so I MUST only want to get in your pants,

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy

I'm a JEW, so I MUST hate all Germans

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I'm a OVER 16 YEAR OLD TEEN MALE signed with DISNEY so I MUST be a GAY, CHILDISH, FAG

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I'm a PUNK so I MUST only wear black and date only other punks

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a TEEN GIRL who likes to HAVE GOOD NATURED FUN with my FRIENDS so I MUST be a WHORE, SLUT, and a LESBIAN

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE

I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie

I'm a VEGETARIAN so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I'm a WHITE GIRL so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life

I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries

I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm an OG so I MUST be Mexican.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm ARAB so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm ASIAN so I MUST be a nerd that does homework 24/7

I'm ASIAN so I MUST be sexy.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BLACK so I MUST think Jesus wuz a brotha.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz

I'm BRAZILIAN so I MUST have a big butt.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual

I'm GAY so I MUST carry AIDS.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cats.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm IN A BAND so I MUST be a dork or a geek.

I'm IN CHOIR so I MUST be a queer.

I'm INDIAN so I MUST own a convention store.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I'm INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs

I'm into THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual

I'm IRISH so I MUST have a drinking problem.

I'm ITALIAN so I MUST have a big dick or be easy.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm JEWISH so I MUST be greedy.

I'm LESBIAN so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm LIBERAL so I MUST be gay.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I'm MIXED so I MUST be screwed up.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN so I MUST be easy.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I'm proud to be who I am, so I MUST be desperate.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm PUNK, so I MUST slit my wrists

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I'm RUSSIAN so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm SOUTHERN so I MUST be white trash.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGED so I MUST be violent.

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I don't get involved in politics so I MUST not care about who runs my country.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.


MY 9 NAMES

1. YOUR REAL NAME

Marissa

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:
(first 4 letters of real name izzle.)

Mariizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME:
(fav color and fav animal)

Silver Cat

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME:
(your middle name and the street you live on)

Kay M.

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME:
(the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)

Ploma

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME:
(Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite soda)

Red Coke

7. YOUR IRAQI NAME:
(2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any
letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd
letter of dad's middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, and
last letter of your moms middle name)

Aokeake

8.YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME:
(both parents middle name)

Alan Marie or Marie Alan

9. YOUR GOTH NAME:
(Black and the name of one of your pets)

Black Diva, Black Sassy, or Black Meika


This is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that apply to you! 28/100 apply to me. Embarrasing huh? COPY AND PASTE TO YOUR PROFILE!

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails (Well it was actually between two pieces of wood at a playground, but close enough)
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand (I think I did this)
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair (It was actually a sticky tack, but it is simalar to gum.)

16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard (It didn't fully come out, but it was close and it burned.)
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name (This has happened SO MANY TIMES!)
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door (Its was a glass one, and I was only 3 years old. I broke the glass too.)
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke (I didn't really understand the joke.)
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else

34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house not quite
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do. (I think everyone has done this one!)
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up (I almost fell, but I didn't)
48. Have poked yourself in the eye

49. Have purchased tickets to a movie, and walked into the wrong theatre.

50. Have gotten hit by your crush while trying to ask them out on a date.

51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test.
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
.57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke or movie that no one else thought was funny

61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions (I forgot to write down the ones to do, and end up doing the whole paper. It was in math class.)
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one who made the mistake. (Yup.)
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it I think almost everyone has done this one also, at some stage in their lives
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam (More like kicked the door jam, trying to run past it, while turning.)
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it (I told my friend to look out for ice, then slipped and fell on ice. All well, she fell too a few minutes later.)
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't (I was close)
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people (My friend was giving me a weird look.)
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story. (Something destracted me and I forgot the story. It's all the TV's fault.)
96. Saw a 'Beware of Dog' sign and told the owner to beware of the dogs, then realized that they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong (Once)
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth.

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt. (Sort of, it depends)

You've played with/against boys on a team. (It's called 'Gym')
Shopping is torture. (Sometimes)
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games. (I only go to one, but I sort of like them)
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favorite colors. (Silver!!!!!! and red)
You love to go crazy and not care what people think. (Well, I only go crazy in front of my friends)
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night. (Use to)

TOTAL: 15

YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/stick. (Lip gloss, cuase my lips are dry and sometimes bleed)
You love skirts.
Cats are better than dogs.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner. (Not everyday)
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mum for advice.

Pink, yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favorite colors. (Gold!!!! and purple)
You hate wearing the color black. (I can't hate black, I ware it for stage crew)
You like hanging out at the shopping centre.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.

You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body perfume.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.

Like being the star of everything.
TOTAL: 15

Wow, it'a a tie!! I gues that means I am a tomboy?!?!

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

(Moongazer By: Marianne Mancusi) "We on Terra are quite envious of all the opportuni-"

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?

air

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Phineas and Ferb

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

11:10 PM

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

11:10 PM

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

The TV, and a puring cat

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

When I went to get the mail

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

A story and another profile

9. What are you wearing?

A gray tanktop with pink ribbon around the neck; Cheetah spotted pj pants.

10. Did you dream last night?

Yes. I dreamed that my best friend was locked away by someone and I had to race in a car that worked with a paintball gun and my racing name was "Midnight Black" and I was dressed in black with a black motocycle helmet.

11. When did you last laugh?

When I was reading a funny fanfic.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

There are a lot of things on my walls. Shelves, posters, and stuff.

13. Seen anything weird lately?

I guess, is a robot falling in love with a human count as weird?

14. What do you think of this survey?

I don't know.

15. What is the last movie you saw?

Secret of N.I.M.H 2

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

I would buy anything with Cats!!!! A lot of stuff animal cats. I would also buy some stuff to make Cats customs, and maybe some other stuff that I can't think of now.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

May 17, 2006 I saw Cats live!!!! And it was the 25th Anniversary tour!!!!!

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

EVERYONE MUST LOVE CATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Not much dogs!!!! MUAHHHAHHHHAHHHHAAHHHH!!!!!!!!

19. George Bush:

Ummm, I never voted for him, not even in the school elections.

20. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Meika

21. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Maco or Tobiano

22. Would you ever consider living abroad?

Maybe I'm not sure

1.Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle
2.For each question, press the next button to get your answer
3.YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!

1. WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?

Last Supper

2. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

Incomplete

3. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?

Life Support

4. WHAT IS 22?

Stranger Like Me

5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?

The Point of No Return

6. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

All I Ask of You (Reprise)

7. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?

Christmas Bells (From RENT)

8. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

How To Deal

9. WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer

10. WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?

I'm Yours

11. WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?

A Holly Jolly Christmas

12. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?

Hark! The Herald Angel Sing (Wesley Mendelssohn)

13.WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?

Jellicle Songs For Jellicle Cats

14. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?

Part of Your World

15. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?

Pon De Replay

16. WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?

Damned For All Time

17. HOW WILL YOU DIE?

Blue Skies

18. WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET?

Beat It

19. WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?

Blessed Be Your Name

20. WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?

Ready for Love

21. WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?

Hosanna

22. WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?

Who says You Can't Go Home

23. DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?

La Tortura

24. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?

One More Night

25. WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?

Just Around The Riverbend

26.WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?

I should Tell You

Well, that turned out alright. Only a few actually made sense!

My favorite Cats parings:

Munkustrap/Demeter

Rum Tum Tugger/Bombalurina

Munkustrap/Bombalurina (Sometimes)

Macavity/Demeter (Sometimes)

Jemima/Tumblebrutus

Macavity/Munkustrap/Rum Tum Tugger (Brothers)

Munkustrap/Jemima (Siblings)

Coming Soon Stories

A Secret Twin

Brotherly Love

A Broken Heart in A Broken Family

A Broken Family

KittenHood Memories

A Deadly Secret

The Only One

The Curser

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Jellicle Chat by The-Napoleon-Of-Crime reviews
Jellicle Conversations in the online world; Fanfiction, arguments, twitter, Macavity. Who knew our favourite characters were so engaged in the modern world!
Cats - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 11,916 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/21 - Published: 9/2/2010
Haru and Ice by Animerulzs1267 reviews
Ever since Winter came along, Haruka had been in denial. Why was water treating him so unkindly, being frozen? He asked him that question everyday as he roamed aimlessly down the frozen park where snow dumped upon itself on grass and the large lake he was trying to get across was like concrete, but made of ice... Crack, might not make sense...
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/3/2014 - Haruka N. - Complete
The Lost Years by Jemidancer2011 reviews
After two long years of waiting Mungojerrie finally returns to the Tribe and the young queen who stole his heart;Jemima. Both cats are more than willing to pick up where they left off but how will that be possible when Jemima is already mated? And whats a story without a bit of Macavity drama? Entry for BroadwayKhaos' Jellicle Week June 2012 contest. UPDATE 11/14 AUTHOR'S NOTE
Cats - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,286 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/7/2014 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Jemima, Mungojerrie - Complete
Dark Side of the Moon by Fantasia-the-Crazy reviews
I never chose to become this way; they forced it upon me. It broke both my heart and my soul. There are two sides to every story, and it's not always the more common one that you should believe. Rated M because life is seldom kitten-friendly.
Cats - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,821 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/28/2014 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Macavity
I Held His Hand by Animerulzs1267 reviews
Kiku, also known as Japan, was taking a stroll over to Hercules' home. He wanted to see his friend today but he seemed to be missing. However, Kiku finds him - asleep with a crowd of cats around him. Kiku then realizes that he had never held his hand before and wondered what it felt like. The ever so shy Kiku takes a chance of doing so! Rated T, GiriPan, please review and enjoy!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 567 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2014 - [Greece, Japan] - Complete
A Deep Slumber by Animerulzs1267 reviews
Kiku and Hercules were at his place watching a marathon of anime and because of that Kiku fallen asleep, but Hercules went all his way to go and bring him home. But because of this, Hercules ends up finding himself in bed with him. However, Hercules watches in quiet tranquility of his lover sleeping, and remembering how much he loved him. Rated T, one-shot, GiriPan, Please review!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/5/2014 - [Greece, Japan] - Complete
Recovery: Aftermath by Sunruner reviews
Follow-up to Hetaoni: Recovery. The Italian Republic, for all intents and purposes, is a subject state of the People's Republic of China and it is South Italy, not North, who acts as the fulcrum between Beijing and Rome. Their interactions are not based on humiliation or love, on lust or fear, on sex or power. They simply are as they are, and they will not change. Romachu.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,287 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/4/2014 - [China, S. Italy/Romano] - Complete
50 ways of How to Torture Germany by Animerulzs1267 reviews
A list of 50 ways to annoy/torture/anger the hell out of Germany. Please enjoy and give as much love for it as possible!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/2/2014 - Germany - Complete
Tigers Are Not like Cats, Greece! by Animerulzs1267 reviews
Japan goes over to Greece's place to discover a tiger in his bed, with Greece sleeping with it! With a difficult decision of what to do with the tiger, they both must consider on what the facts are about its home. Rated T, oneshot,! Please enjoy this oneshot with all your love!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,703 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/31/2014 - Japan, China, Greece
Risks of Taking Turkey's Diary by Animerulzs1267 reviews
Japan and Greece were just at Greece's backyard on a normal day when Greece confesses he stolen Turkey's diary! But when Japan demands it and Greece falls asleep, Japan now has taken the diary and... What could be inside this book was beyond anyone's control. Rated T, Japan Parody. Please review and enjoy!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/8/2014 - Japan, Turkey, Greece - Complete
Advice by Sam-Chan and Jason-Kun reviews
Greece goes to France for advice on his relationship with Turkey. Prussia surprisingly helps, and at the end, we get a happy Greece and his lover, Turkey, who's not as cheery. Greece/Turkey, YAOI, mentioned, Prussia/Russia, England/Germany and etc...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,740 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/12/2013 - Turkey, Greece - Complete
Once by Epic F. Awesomesauce reviews
Turkey sees Greece reading a book against a rock. Soon, they are using the rock for a completely DIFFERENT purpose... Rated M for smut, don't like don't read. 3:
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,013 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/26/2013 - [Greece, Turkey] - Complete
Pillow Talk and Body Language by IDespiseTragedy reviews
Greece's sensuous method of consuming food and drink turns the decorous Japan into a beast in bed. Heavy smut on a rainy day with a little food play.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,654 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/25/2013 - [Greece, Japan] - Complete
Of Pleasure And Pain by TeardropsOfDeath reviews
Warning! This is Yaoi! It means boy x boy. There is also some forced smut but it ends out well. By the way this my first Yaoi fanfic that I have written. The pairing is TurGre (Turkey x Greece)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/20/2013 - Turkey, Greece - Complete
Small Curls and Sapphires by Mona the yaoi freak reviews
France watched as the other countries laughed at the other man for falling asleep during the meeting. He had to talk to him and lend what comfort he could. This is my own personal concoction called Freak (France/Greece). I like it. If others end up liking it too then awesome, Rated M because its France so lemons and their will be foul language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,628 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/5/2013 - Published: 8/3/2013 - France, Greece
Broken and Bloody by BeautifullyXFlawed reviews
This is an requested fanfic. It time for 2p China to pay Kiku a little visit deal with breaking Kiku while 2p Russia watches. this is yoai, a very graphic lemon and slight rape at the beginning; but there a happy ending don't worry. 2p Russia x 2p China, 2p China x 1p Japan and slight Japan x Greece
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,639 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/16/2013 - Japan, Russia, China, Greece - Complete
Genetically Perfect by HumanGuineapig reviews
Macavity wants the perfect heirs, and he's searching for someone genetically perfect to carry and bear his heirs. So why is a certain Jellicle caught in his sights? Are they the cat Macavity has been searching for? T for now, m-preg not who you think!
Cats - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 58 - Words: 108,907 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/28/2013 - Published: 12/6/2011 - Macavity, Munkustrap - Complete
The Empty Cradle by Solarina reviews
It just wasn't fair... a baby dying before it was even born. Alfred/Kiku mpreg. Rated T for safety. Character death. Mentions of other pairings: Ludwig/Feliciano, Ivan/Yao, FrUk, and Gil/Matt. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,837 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/7/2013 - Published: 2/7/2010 - America, Japan - Complete
Sexy Shifter by terradog13 reviews
Kiku goes to the most popular party in town and meets Heracles, a mysterious man. As they meet up more and more, Kiku quickly falls in love with him But will the secrets of Heracles be too much for him, or will love be able to overcome their obstacles?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/1/2013 - Japan, Greece
Roommate Love by kirairei reviews
One stormy night, Kiku finds that his roommate, Heracles, has snuck into his bed. What do you think will ensue? PWP [reposted because reasons]
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,268 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/2/2013 - Japan, Greece - Complete
HetaOni: Recovery by Sunruner reviews
Sequel to Final Loop. They made a promise to help each other escape from that terrible place, but what do those promises mean now that they're really free? What are friendship, love and brotherhood in the wake of so much pain? If every loop really happened and everything that happened was really real, then how can a corrupt world even try to move on? Chapter 40/40.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 248,233 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 4/22/2013 - Published: 4/16/2012 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
The Birth of Nations by FLYINGSQUIRREL527 reviews
Spain gets Prussia pregnant after a night of drinking, and a teenage greece is pregnant as well. Plus, Rome and Germania are Greece's parents? WARNINGS: OOC, mpreg, emo greece, and prussia's awesomeness.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,327 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Prussia, Spain, Greece, Ancient Rome
Halloween Romance Spectacular by rockinruler88 reviews
From the 2011 Halloween Scans. Japan runs into Greece at America's halloween party and things heat up between the two to say the least. Note: mainly sex with some romantic moments. Involves mentions usuk. GreecexJapan, yaoi, lemon. Enjoy!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,326 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Greece, Japan - Complete
Turkish Delight by dmnq8 reviews
He was used to experiencing anger and resentment around the Turk, not this endless feast of delights.- Kiriban prize for ANIMEFREAK801. Greece/Turkey/Greece. Human names. Two-shot. Disclaimer in my pofile.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,419 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Greece, Turkey
Moments Just Missed by z.julian21 reviews
A Hetalia fan fiction, Greece x Fem!America. Rated M for cussing and whatever else I may want to add. I'm sure you can handle it. If you can't, you are too young for this website. Or the Internet in general.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,177 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/21/2013 - Published: 3/6/2013 - America, Greece
Stalker by GoldenTurtle reviews
Our little Canadian friend seems to have something going on for the Greek man he's been stalking for quiet some time now, and he's wanting and ready to act on it... Rated M for stalking, masturbation, slight language, slight bondage, kinkyness, lemon and just general creepiness.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,832 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/18/2013 - Canada, Greece - Complete
First Time by katsukon reviews
Originally going to be a 3 chapter fic, but I only got around to make two. Again, wildly popular on deviantART. Pardon any grammatical and spelling mistakes, as always, please enjoy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,467 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Greece, Japan - Complete
Elevator Scene by IntraSule reviews
A good reason why riding an elevator with a drunk Finland is a terrible idea. It's rated M for a reason...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,451 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/7/2013 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
The Birth of a Secret by chocosparks reviews
Sakura grew up obeying her parents, listening when told there are certain people that should be avoided. But one night changed that. Drama unfolds, testing how much her newfound love can endure. Greecexfem!Japan, along with others. AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,704 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/1/2013 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Greece, Japan
Owning by UnholyWater reviews
Five prompts, one hundred word limit for each. Filled with Turkey, Egypt, Romania, Hungary and Greece.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Turkey, Greece - Complete
The Greece Chronicles by Ratgirl1221 reviews
Ever wonder why Greece likes cats so much? So did we, and after a God of War session, Blackbird1313 and I partnered up to write this. Warning: Has character death(but not permanent) and violence(Hence the M-rating).
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Greece, Turkey
Kitty Love by gahooliangirl reviews
A fluffy fic for my Hetalia OTP, Giripan! Rated K for boys kissing.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Greece, Japan - Complete
Brothers by DaizNDust reviews
When Bulgaria see's Greece at a meeting what back history will be reveled between the two brothers.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Bulgaria, Greece - Complete
Replacement by coeurgryffondor reviews
"You really did love her, didn't you? Did you think she loved you back? Have you really been that stupid all along?" / Turkey/Greece, past Turkey/Hungary. Slight dubcon.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Turkey, Greece - Complete
A Taste Of Higher Society by holdingAnathema reviews
Noble Herakles never did follow the norm for someone of his stature, and after he met Kiku, that was even more doubtful. Noble!Greece x Servant!Kiku, Giripan. M for obvious reasons, AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,396 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Greece, Japan - Complete
Revenge is a Dish Best Served Cold by katamari-jedi reviews
In which The Bride seeks to right the whole, bloody affair. Loosely based on Quentin Tarantino's "Kill Bill". Modern-AU. Belarus/Japan, Greece/Japan.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/20/2012 - [Japan, Greece] - Complete
Closer to You by Qili-Feng reviews
Greece x Japan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,818 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Greece, Japan - Complete
Happy Anniversary by 78912 reviews
Kiku surprises Heracles for their anniversary. PWP.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Greece, Japan - Complete
A Bad Case of Ennui by Cordetta reviews
When Pouncival and Tumblebrutus overhear Jenny telling Munkustrap that he has a bad case of ennui, the kits decide to take things into their own hands.
Cats - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,540 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Munkustrap
Jellicle Week June 2012 by LuckyDuck932 reviews
My entry to BroadwayKhaos' contest of the same title.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,927 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Complete
For Father's Sake by Aidylvice reviews
Mungojerrie and Rumpleteaser have never had a good relationship with their Father and always celebrate Father's Day in the same way. But this year, Mungojerrie wants to change things up a bit. Stars Mungojerrie, Rumpleteaser, and Munkustrap in this special Father's Day Story! :
Cats - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,621 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Mungojerrie, Rumpleteazer - Complete
The begining by Eraman reviews
This is how it all began, before the romantic relationship they were just two kittens who lived different lives. This is how they met, were torn away from each other and then found each other again. Rated T just in case.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,526 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Alonzo, Munkustrap - Complete
Cats Together, Jellicles Forever by Cascade of Dreams reviews
After the most recent Jellicle Ball, Munkustrap's head is spinning from everything that has happened. He remembers a day when his best friends were his two brothers: Macavity and Tugger. Everything seemed so simple then... Please R&R
Cats - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,677 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 2/10/2012 - Munkustrap, Macavity
Tuggers Bagpipes by LuckyDuck932 reviews
Ever wonder how Tugger got his bagpipe solo in The Aweful Battle of the Pekes and the Pollicles past Munkustrap?
Cats - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,639 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Rum Tum Tugger, Munkustrap - Complete
A Mothers Duties by LuckyDuck932 reviews
Grizabella is the mother of Macavity and Munkustrap, and therefore she must be the keeper of the peace. A pre-musical fluff piece/drabble and my first offical Cats fanfic. Read and Review!
Cats - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,918 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Grizabella, Munkustrap - Complete
In the Shadows by Macavity666 reviews
Demeter and Macavity meet again. What will happen to their love? Or is Macavity just playing his games with her, using her like before?
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,972 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Macavity, Demeter
American Trash by Gilly B reviews
"Da. Who would ever say no?" Russia chuckled as he dipped his finger in the blood running down America's cheek and licked it off. This was going to be fun.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,238 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/31/2012 - America, Russia - Complete
Jellicle High by Munkustrap18 reviews
We all know that high school is the biggest nightmare we'll ever face. Homework, drama, and zits. What can be worse? How can we survive it all? REWRITTEN. Munk/Dem/Mac. Rating May Change. Little Gift for 'jelliclesoul635!
Cats - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,248 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/22/2012 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Demeter, Munkustrap
HetaOni: Final Loop by Sunruner reviews
The nations of the Second Loop survived and now the world needs answers. They have to know what happened and why it ended the way it did, and to get that they have to read the journal and figure out the final chapter for themselves. What did Italy know, and what could he never tell them? Recovery is up!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 104,737 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 12/14/2011 - N. Italy - Complete
The Jellicle Year by Ava Nova reviews
365 different stories for each day of the Jellicle year. Rating varies for each chapter. 23-02-12 - I'm baaaaaack!
Cats - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 8,956 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/22/2012 - Published: 12/31/2009
Where Loyalty Lies by CrazyIndigoChild reviews
When Mistoffelees' mob life turns against him, he finds himself teaming up with his father's worst enemy to bring down the business. Can he learn to trust Munkustrap enough to uproot his hidden past? Munku/Misto, violence, swearing, death, graphic sex.
Cats - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,500 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/7/2012 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Mistoffelees/Quaxo, Munkustrap
Hiroshima by Pianodream reviews
I once wondered how would the USA VS Japan battle be depicted in Hetalia. This is the result of my thoughts. Warning: Snapped!Japan & America, Blood, Gory ONESHOT
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,389 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/1/2012 - America, Japan - Complete
An Eraman Christmas Carol by Eraman reviews
My version of Charles Dickens masterpiece with songs from my favorite version, A Muppet Christmas Carol.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,839 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Bustopher Jones, Munkustrap - Complete
Late Christmas Present by CrazyIndigoChild reviews
Mistoffelees left the junkyard to vacation with his human, leaving Munkustrap behind for the holidays. Now he's coming home to spend what's left of the New Year's joy in the junkyard. Prize for Felixfeles!
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Mistoffelees/Quaxo, Munkustrap - Complete
Change by Roselna reviews
Songfic. The Jellicles are separated by classes. Mistoffelees has been set to be mates with Jemima, but he is in love with Electra, whom is of the lower class. Can they fight the force of the Leaders of the Jellicles?
Cats - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,078 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Electra, Mistoffelees/Quaxo
Not A Moment Too Soon by CrazyIndigoChild reviews
Mistoffelees and Tugger's litter is almost a week late and Misto's getting pretty fed up. Tugger has a couple ideas to help move things along, but his mate cannot be coerced. Whatever shall they do! Mpreg. Slash. Prize for Delphicoracle-Cat.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,717 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Mistoffelees/Quaxo, Rum Tum Tugger
Her and Him by Roselna reviews
Tumble sighed, thinking of Her, wondering what she thought of his leaving/Eletcra's heart begged for Him not to leave.
Cats - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Tumblebrutus/Bill Bailey, Electra
Family Ghosts by Magical.Misses.Mistoffelees reviews
Flydora and Mistoffelees go for a walk, but seem to quickly run into trouble.Will Misto be able to save them both,or will he fall to the ghost that seems to linger.You don't have to read the first two to know what's going on!I promise you really don't!
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,918 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Mistoffelees/Quaxo - Complete
What Couldn't Be by Autumn1121 reviews
Japan talks to Greece, he confesses his love, but Greece already has a lover. An rp I did with naps-in-history. Rated T because it is sad and I almost cried while we were rping this. DO NOT OWN HETALIA
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,375 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Greece, Japan - Complete
Pouncival's Conquest by CrazyIndigoChild reviews
Pouncival has a little crush... and a plan -GASP- Art trade with Laitie :
Cats - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Pouncival/Carbucketty - Complete
One Sided Love by HumanGuineapig reviews
Mistoffelees fell for the Hidden Paw, the Napolean of Crime...but when Macavity turns up and sweeps the young Tux off his feet, is everything as it seems? Does he really love Misto or is Misto just going to be left hurt and used? Sorry for crap summary :S
Cats - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,639 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Macavity, Mistoffelees/Quaxo - Complete
The Next Generation by Munkustrap18 reviews
A story starring your OC's about the lives those face in the new generation of Jellicle cats. Submit your OC for them to appear in this story!
Cats - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/13/2011
the Protector by Eraman reviews
Sequel to the Shapeshifter : Something odd happened when they fought a new enemy. What is going on in the junkyard? Where are all the mystics and who is really the new enemy and the new tribe leader?
Cats - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,756 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/13/2011 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Munkustrap - Complete
The Writer by Munkustrap18 reviews
When Macavity learns a tragic secret about his girlfriend, his therapist advises he writes his problems into a story, to vent. But when his evil halluciations drive him to extreme measures, his life begins to crumble around him. Dark! Rating May Change.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Macavity
The Five Forms of Love by p y n q u e reviews
She loves this moment. She loves him. She loves his everything – how he snorts when he laughs, his usually sarcastic disposition, his smile, all of it. / Storge, eros, philos, thelema, and agape. Or, the five forms of love. For anyone who loves.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,743 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Complete
Curse of the Jellicle Moon by PSYchOtiC-teNdencieS reviews
[hiatus] A cruel spell awakens powerful alter egos in three unsuspecting toms. Can they break this curse before they lose themselves in their alternate personae? Features: Quaxo, Mistoffelees, Admetus, Rumpus Cat, Plato, Macavity, Tumblebrutus, Pouncival, Electra.
Cats - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,122 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Mistoffelees/Quaxo, Rumpus Cat
I love him by Eraman reviews
Sucky title but whatever. A little something I wrote for the slash competition : First time I ever try this couple so it's gonna be interesting. Just to make it clear... Mio is MISTO!
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,652 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Mistoffelees/Quaxo, Tumblebrutus/Bill Bailey - Complete
Like a Moth to a Flame by jelliclesoul635 reviews
This is a poem depicting Macavity's pull on Demeter with his magical abilities and Demeter's battle to break free. Please review.
Cats - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Demeter, Macavity - Complete
Nothing by RedRubyStorm reviews
There's nothing there, to fill her spot. But in a way, nothing's changed, either. This is a bit of an explanation to you guys.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Electra - Complete
To Save A Life by Miss Rose Weasley reviews
Plato is seriously injured. Mistoffelees saves him. Why? Because he loves Victoria. She realizes she loves him as well. There's just one problem- she's in a relationship with Plato. Written as a request from Magical-Marvel-Mr.Mistoffelees.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Mistoffelees/Quaxo, Victoria - Complete
Cloak of Darkness by Magical-Marvel-Mr.Mistoffelees reviews
Fog hides ever present secrets. Two cats are curled together in the darkness and have an emotional discussion. One-shot for now, unless I get an encore.
Cats - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,725 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Mistoffelees/Quaxo, Victoria
What Happens in the Office after Dark by CrazyIndigoChild reviews
...Stays a damn secret! Especially this one. Munkustrap really should be working tonight, but Quaxo has needs; needs that could just as well be satisfied in the privacy of his office. If only they don't get caught. Slash. SEX. Oneshot.
Cats - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,138 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Mistoffelees/Quaxo, Munkustrap - Complete
Fly Away Now by rawrrkitty reviews
She just wants to go now, soak sun into her fur and let it light her eyes. For his mind is devoid of light and there is nothing left for her here.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,638 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2011 - [Mistoffelees/Quaxo, Victoria] - Complete
A moment can change your life by Malurina reviews
OneShot- Macavity remenises about a moment he would never forget, a moment that changed his life for the better
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,639 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Macavity, Old Deuteronomy - Complete
With Love Comes Jealousy by Miss Rose Weasley reviews
Tugger dates Victoria to make Bombalurina jealous... so Bomba dates Misto to make Tugger jealous! And Misto and Vikki are trying to make the other jealous! Written on request for Magical-Marvel-Mr.Mistoffelees.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Mistoffelees/Quaxo, Victoria - Complete
The Death of Ancient Greece by Element Wolf reviews
"Right then and there, she wasn't afraid for her life in the slightest; she was regretful for the life that she would leave behind." A retelling of the fall of Ancient Greece, Hetalia style. Sad one-shot involving Greece and his mother, Hellas.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,692 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Greece, Ancient Greece - Complete
Curtain of rain by Eraman reviews
When you don't want anyone on the inside looking out or block the evils of the world looking in you pull down the curtain. Can a little fall of rain do the same?
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,365 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Alonzo, Macavity - Complete
Hush, little brother by HumanGuineapig reviews
He just wanted to go on that walk, to prove he was ready to become a fully fledged Tom...but now how he wishes he had just taken his beloved brother back. Now Macavity's unsure if he or Munkustrap will survive to make it back to the yard. Kitten fic!
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,124 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Macavity, Munkustrap - Complete
The cryptic people by Eraman reviews
Bomba doesn't understand kittens and Skimble helps her. Songfic! Oneshot!
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,354 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Bombalurina, Skimbleshanks
Not Fair by Mistoffolees'girl89 reviews
Uncommon Couples Entry. Rumpelteazer lays in bed one night contemplating her *mostly* successful relationship with Bustopher Jones. There's just one thing that's getting in the way when they go up to bed *something's* just no good and its such a shame
Cats - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Rumpleteazer, Bustopher Jones - Complete
CATS sequal poems by Mistoffolees'girl89 reviews
New Members of the Jellicle Tribe are introduced to CATS fans everywhere in these poems, written under the inspirtation of Sir Lloyd Webber and Sir Eliot as well as the wonderful history of Felinity. Enjoy!
Cats - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2011
Ashes to Ashes by raptoregg64 reviews
The city of London has been split into pieces by the five warring gangs that inhabit it. Deuteronomy, second son of the Seraphim leader, is there to see them united into one tribe. But the Jellicles' rise to glory was not as smooth as many cats think...
Cats - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,830 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Old Deuteronomy
Familiar Lies by Obscurite-Asile reviews
Drabble. Tugger wants to be with Quaxo but Quaxo knows better. Really short.
Cats - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 80 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Mistoffelees/Quaxo, Rum Tum Tugger - Complete
Peck by p y n q u e reviews
He remembers what he approached the silver tomkit for, and flails his hands as if erasing a slate. "But, whatever. Besides the point. I actually needed to ask you a favor." / / Or, Tugger makes awkward requests. Implied future slash.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,805 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Munkustrap, Rum Tum Tugger - Complete
Never Knew You Cared by Munkustrap18 reviews
Munkustrap has something to admit on Rumpleteazers birthday... 'Rumpus' FLUFF for Taintie's Birthday Contest. R&R
Cats - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Rumpleteazer, Munkustrap
Nameless until further notice by MacavityManiac reviews
Etcetera is a kitten who barely escapes with her life. Mungojerrie and Coricopat are best friends who want to start a revolution. Jemima is a girl content with her well off life. How do these four cats lives intersect? Sucky summary. Please read
Cats - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,021 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Etcetera, Coricopat
Don't be afraid by Eraman reviews
Gus the theater cat is dead, but what happend really?
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,109 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Asparagus, Gus - Complete
Paradise on Earth by Hasegawa reviews
Under Ground Hotel hetalia version. RATED M FOR REASONs. WARNING: AU, OoC. Pairings: mostly canon. UK China, RoChu, Greece Japan, Turkey Japan, SuFin, DenNor, etc.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,554 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/28/2011 - Published: 6/3/2010 - China, Norway - Complete
Fences by RedRubyStorm reviews
A songfic between Demeter and Bombi. T because I'm paranoid. Uh... That's it. xD
Cats - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Demeter, Bombalurina - Complete
Every time we touch by Ljuba reviews
Demeter singing her feelings for Munkustrap just after the Ball...
Cats - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Demeter, Munkustrap
The Great Outdoors by terminal insanity reviews
This fic is preceded by 'A Day At The Baths'. The Ottoman Empire had magnificent gardens, and Turkey wants Greece to see them, and enjoy them. But for a price. Warning: underage drug use, underage dub-con.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,580 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Turkey, Greece
A Day At The Baths by terminal insanity reviews
This follows 'The Gathering' in the timeline. Turkey has grand baths and schools Greece as to their uses. Warning: underage dub-con, hanky-panky in a public bath.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,563 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Turkey, Greece - Complete
The Gathering by terminal insanity reviews
This fic is a fill to the prompts: Turkey/Greece, devshirme, with a bonus for the inclusion of Greece's cross-thing. In short, Turkey's come to take Greece's boys. Warnings: humiliation, underage non-con molestation.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Turkey, Greece - Complete
The Other Brother by E. F. Brighty reviews
A continuation of the story 'In the Hanging Tree', what happened to the queen before Munk found her and why did she take them? All is answered. Song-fic, rated for bad things in the first part.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,179 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Rum Tum Tugger - Complete
In the Hanging Tree by E. F. Brighty reviews
A new kitten has been found at the old oak tree. How she got there no one knows, but one cat has his suspicions about her. Song fic, rating just in case...
Cats - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,330 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Rum Tum Tugger - Complete
What you are to me by HumanGuineapig reviews
Munkustrap is lying in the infirmary and they're unsure if he'll survive the night. Tugger goes to see his brother and tells Munkustrap how much he means to him, remembering when they were kittens, telling Munk what he means to Tugger. Song Fic, R&R
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,420 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Munkustrap, Rum Tum Tugger - Complete
HALLOWEEN CONTEST! by MistoFan10 reviews
yep my 2nd contest! PLEASE ENTER! I'M BEGGING YOU!
Cats - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 10/8/2010
Spare me the details if you don't mind! by HumanGuineapig reviews
Munkustrap has caught his girlfriend, Demeter, cheating on him with his so-called best friend, Alonzo. Munkustrap has had enough of listening to his friends try to help him and Demeter trying to apologise. He tells them how it is! Song-fic, please R&R
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 785 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Munkustrap, Demeter - Complete
My Only Son by Ashy4 reviews
My only son, each day you grow older, each moment I'm watching my vengeance unfold. The child of my vibe, the flesh of my soul, will die in returning the birthright he stole. WARNING: Chapter 8 involves violence and character death.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,383 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 1/18/2007
Ask the Cats! by MacavityManiac reviews
So, somehow, the cast of Cats got into my house. Now that they have no choice, they have to answer your questions! So send me some questions! Please! They're driving me insane! Just wanted to say, special thankies to Miss-Misto! My best friend!
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 5,253 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 8/11/2010
Burning Jealousy by HumanGuineapig reviews
Alonzo's tired of being in Munkustrap's shadow, tired of being second best and not being recognized. His own queen-friend focuses more on Munkustrap then him...but what will Alonzo choose when he is faced with a choice? One that could put him in front?
Cats - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,518 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/21/2010 - Published: 9/13/2010 - [Munkustrap, Alonzo] - Complete
even a whisper by Measured reviews
Japan confesses to a sleeping Greece. Greece/Japan.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Greece, Japan - Complete
Family Aftermath by Magical.Misses.Mistoffelees reviews
The after effects of Family Times... Just how everyone goes through angst, guilt, pain, hurt over the loss of that certain Queen.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,086 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/17/2010 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Mistoffelees/Quaxo, Rum Tum Tugger
Memory of Life, Death by rawrrkitty reviews
To be forgotten is a fate worse than death – but we will never forget you. A true story for a lonely girl.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,613 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Jemima, Demeter - Complete
Watching, waiting by HumanGuineapig reviews
For Calanarie's contest...Mistoffelees has been watching him for so long, waiting for him just to notice him. Will he ever be noticed by the one he loves? Tugger/Misto!
Cats - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,805 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Mistoffelees/Quaxo, Rum Tum Tugger - Complete
Family Times by Magical.Misses.Mistoffelees reviews
Misto leaves the junkyard, and a broken-hearted Rimabeth.She doesn't eat, sleep, she doesn't leave the den. Except when confronted by someone she killed. Who says they know just where the lost tuxedo cat is. Chapters 1&7 fixed
Cats - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 39,003 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Mistoffelees/Quaxo - Complete
Gender Fender by RumTumTugress reviews
When Mistoffelees and Victoria discover a potion that turns everyone's gender, chaos strikes. How far will Misto have to go to reverse the potion's effect?
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,196 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Mistoffelees/Quaxo, Victoria - Complete
Obsessions never die by HumanGuineapig reviews
Macavity has returned and he's after his object of obsession! Can Munkustrap escape Macavity's grasp or will he be forced to endure Macavity's torment and torture once more...can the Jellicles keep him safe or will Munkustrap be lost to them...forever?
Cats - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 67,104 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Macavity, Munkustrap, Rum Tum Tugger - Complete
Actual Matters by The Shrapnel reviews
Pouncival discusses his feelings with Tumblebrutus, the self-proclaimed Tribe Psychiatrist, but the topic switches to more important matters such as play-doh, mountain-climbing, and French fries. Oneshot!
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,773 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Pouncival/Carbucketty, Tumblebrutus/Bill Bailey
Losing them all by HumanGuineapig reviews
A Jellicle returns to the yard to find everyone dead. Distraught with grief, he runs to Macavity...pleading with him to kill him. But will Macavity be honourable? Mass-character deaths- see if you can guess who the cat is! Read and Review please!
Cats - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,566 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Complete
Munkustrap's Teen Romance by RumTumTugress reviews
Munkustrap reflects on his teenhood romance with his beloved mate, Demeter.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 9,953 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Munkustrap, Demeter - Complete
Aftermath of Obsession by HumanGuineapig reviews
A series of one-shots from different Jellicles showing how they see Munkustrap after he is rescued from Macavity's torment...and wondering if he'll ever be the same. Or if he'll be broken forever. This goes with my fan fic called 'Obsession' :D
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,130 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Munkustrap - Complete
Macavity's Obsession by HumanGuineapig reviews
Kinda a prequel to 'Obsession', another one of my fics...its about when Macavity figures out that he likes Munkustrap...and how it became an obsession. Full details inside, you should probably read 'Obsession' first to understand it :D
Cats - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,585 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Munkustrap, Macavity - Complete
The Jellicle Takeover by Silikat reviews
What if you woke up one morning to find that the world you live in has turned upside down? What if your home had been invaded by monsters from a science lab? I must warn you, my friend. The monsters are coming, and they call themselves the Jellicles. AU
Cats - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,353 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Tantomile, Jellylorum
Obsession by HumanGuineapig reviews
When Macavity takes over the yard, Munkustrap is forced to surrender himself to Macavity in order to protect him family...unaware that Macavity has an obsession. Warning: Pretty dark, a bit sick and twisted, and angsty. Read full details inside!
Cats - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 58,969 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Macavity, Munkustrap, Rum Tum Tugger - Complete
You're more important by HumanGuineapig reviews
After an argument with Munkustrap, Tugger storms from the yard and into a bad situation. Can Tugger be saved in time or did Munkustrap mean it when he said he didnt care anymore. One-shot
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,030 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Rum Tum Tugger, Munkustrap - Complete
It's my job to protect you by HumanGuineapig reviews
Kitten-fic Tugger and Munkustrap go down to the river, which has frozen over. Tugger suggests something which could get them both killed. Tugger finds out what length his big brother would go to to save him, even if it costs Munkustrap his life. 1-shot
Cats - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Munkustrap, Rum Tum Tugger - Complete
Cats in the Cradle by Rosebud5 reviews
Munkustrap and Demeter have been mates for some while now, and faced many hardships together. But suddenly, they're faced with the biggest milestone of their lives yet: kittens. A fic complete with a fuzzy Tugger, tuna fish ice cream, and pickles.
Cats - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Munkustrap, Demeter - Complete
Growing Silver by Rosebud5 reviews
Munkustrap is, of course, the Protector of the tribe. The strong, mature, serious leader. But he wasn't always like that. This is a story of growing up, of a lost kitten-hood, and of a certain Jellicle family. This is the story of Munkustrap. Two-shot.
Cats - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Munkustrap - Complete
My Boys by Dutch92 reviews
A little exploration into Munkustrap and Rum Tum Tugger, told through the eyes of their father Old Deuteronomy.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,496 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Rum Tum Tugger, Munkustrap - Complete
Let Sleeping Protectors Lie by Rosebud5 reviews
After a long, exhausting Ball and being wounded in a fight with Macavity, Munkustrap learns from Demeter that no day is so bad it can't be fixed with a nap. Sweet Dem/Munk fluffiness...Enjoy! And please review!
Cats - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Munkustrap, Demeter - Complete
Family Matters by Magical.Misses.Mistoffelees reviews
Rimabeth is called in by her brothers-Rummy and Munkus-to come and help with a little problem. She's also in hope of getting together with and old flame.Not only that,but it would seem as though we have a traitor in our midst. Better than it sounds!
Cats - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,438 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Munkustrap, Mistoffelees/Quaxo - Complete
Everything Is Not What It Seems by Rosebud5 reviews
When you are asked to have a private audience with Munkustrap, you know you are either in trouble or being awarded for something you did without knowing exactly what it was. But when Jemima is summoned to talk with him, it's not what she expected at all.
Cats - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Munkustrap, Jemima - Complete
The shape shifter by Eraman reviews
A cat in the tribe has special powers and Munk is in love. WARNING This is a slash don't like don't read. Zo/Munk after a request from Insanity's Childe. Rated for safety. Rewritten last chapter!
Cats - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 42,683 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Alonzo, Munkustrap - Complete
Not Another Bad CATS Fic by PSYchOtiC-teNdencieS reviews
Warning: unnecessary angst, unexpected romance, unusual slash, inevitable rape, violent love triangles, nonsensical plot twists, uncalled-for ooc-ness, and obscure internet references. :D
Cats - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,595 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Complete
Rebuilding Japan by saxon-jesus reviews
After the devastation caused by the atomic bombs, America is persuaded to care for Japan in an attempt to gain forgiveness. Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Guilt!sex. We do not own Hetalia.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,516 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/15/2010 - America, Japan - Complete
A Flame That Dances In The Dark by Shmendrick reviews
Macavity Poem. Please read and review.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 334 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Macavity - Complete
Dance With Me by Cascaper reviews
No, I am not dead, and a new chapter is UP! Set during the week leading up to Dem/Munk/etc.'s first Jellicle Ball, starting the day after "The Princess and the Tom-kit." Sorry I've been gone so long, but here's some more fun. Enjoy.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,480 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 6/2/2008
Glass Edged by Double RJ reviews
The kittens of Macavity, Demeter and Munkustrap, through a twist of fate and a helping hand land in the junkyard of the Jellicles. Surrounded by loved ones, the siblings begin to start a new life. Sorry, lost complete interest, discontinued.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,499 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Munkustrap, Demeter - Complete
Baby Love by Miss Tinkerbell reviews
“I’m pregnant.” The words were out of her mouth before she could even stop herself. “You’re what?” Demeter’s amber eyes widened.... Bad summary but, whatever! Read and Review please :D
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,055 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Bombalurina, Demeter
Safety First by musicgal3 reviews
What happens when cats make stupid decisions that could ultimately affect their health? The Rum Tum Tugger and Munkustrap find out.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,827 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/21/2009 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Rum Tum Tugger, Munkustrap, Macavity - Complete
Gone Forever by x0xkassieannx0x reviews
After the brutal murder of a Jellicle Queen, the junkyard struggles to recover. But the birth of the next generation of kitten's may help to heal the heart's of everyone in the tribe, and then some. Chapter 10 now up.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,993 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/10/2009 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Demeter, Munkustrap
Our Last Kiss by jelliclesoul635 reviews
This is dedicated to the reviewers of my story, ‘To Compromise’. Amidst the ruins of the Jellicle Junkyard, two felines strive to find each other among the scattered debris. But who is responsible for such destruction? T rating for safety purposes.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,725 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Demeter, Munkustrap - Complete
Descent by Mistoffolees'girl89 reviews
COMPLETE! As madness and a secret take over the four sons of Old Deuteronomy, the youngest of the brothers chronicles his siblings' fall into insanity. Rated M for violent or disturbing content
Cats - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,390 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/19/2009 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Mistoffelees/Quaxo - Complete
Home by jelliclesoul635 reviews
I got bored one day and this was the result; a short story based on a troubled queen and her unfortunate journey. Previously titled, 'The Protective Ginger Tom'.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,112 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Demeter - Complete
Guilt by jelliclesoul635 reviews
These are just some of the remaining thoughts in Munkustrap’s mind on the loss of his beloved queen. T to be safe.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Munkustrap - Complete
The Protective Ginger Tom by jelliclesoul635 reviews
Macavity is not evil. His twin brother on the other paw, is entirely different. When he threatens Demeter, how will Macavity react to his behavior?
Cats - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Demeter, Macavity - Complete
Letting Go by jelliclesoul635 reviews
Munkustrap is dead. Will Demeter ever come to accept that fact? See the Author’s Note for the full summary.
Cats - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Demeter, Munkustrap - Complete
CATS Alternative Ending by Lulubel reviews
What happens when the results of the Munkustrap Macavity fight change? Please review.
Cats - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Munkustrap, Macavity - Complete
Jellicle State High School by x0xkassieannx0x reviews
It's the beginning of the new school year; and the students are excited. The teachers are also excited, but for different reasons. There's Yaer 8's to pick on and Year 12's to annoy. Another Jellicle High School Fic, this time set in Queensland Australia
Cats - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,129 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 7/5/2009
Happy Birthday, Alfredsan by Solarina reviews
Kiku wanted to give Alfred a very special birthday gift: himself. WARNING: Alfred/Kiku lemon ahead! Some Francis/Matthew near the end. Disclaimer: I don't own Hetalia or any of its characters, PERIOD. This is a one-shot fic. It's my first yaoi lemon.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,412 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/16/2009 - America, Japan - Complete
Heart Of Gold by Hollarinax reviews
An incredibly fluffy oneshot about Demeter's birthday! DemeterxMunkustrap.
Cats - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,541 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Demeter, Munkustrap - Complete
Munkustrap And Victoria Missing by Angel Ice Rose reviews
There is a video attatched to this. http:// www.youtube. com/watch?v JFu7N0Wct9Y It is a story about how Victoria gets kitnapped by Admetus and goes through hell trying to get back to Munkustrap. Enjoy.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,532 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Victoria, Munkustrap - Complete
Can't Live With 'Em Can't Live Without 'Em! by Hollarinax reviews
Demeter/Munkustrap & Bombalurina/Tugger are having relationship troubles! But what'll happen if a little magic from Misto causes Demeter & Bombalurina to swap bodies? Rated T for a little bad language
Cats - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,172 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/10/2009 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Bombalurina, Demeter
Hurt by AlwaysNotUpdating reviews
The Junkyard is thrown into pandemonium as the atmosphere grows steadily eerie. All this happens because of one queen. But is she a savior? Or the bane of existence? R&R please. Rated T for kind of gothic material. ON HOLD!
Cats - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,250 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/29/2009 - Published: 11/20/2008
A Date Which Will Live In Infamy EDITED by Solarina reviews
The title speaks for itself. Alfred is devastated by the attack on Pearl Harbor and decides to join the Allied Forces. What will happen when he visits the memorial in our present time? Alfred/Kiku. A two-shot fic. Disclaimer: I own NOTHING here!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,264 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/14/2009 - America, Japan - Complete
Missing You by jelliclesoul635 reviews
It’s not the best in the world, but please no flaming reviews! I agree it’s rather dumb, but you should at least give it a chance! Demeter dies at the paws of Macavity – How does Munkustrap deal with such tragedy?
Cats - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,455 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Munkustrap, Demeter - Complete
Mamma Mia by Shige-Pink reviews
A young cat, Jemima, is about to be married discovers that any one of three men, Munkustrap, Tugger, and Alonzo, could be her father. She invites all three to the wedding without telling her mother, Demeter.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,176 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/9/2008 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Jemima, Pouncival/Carbucketty
One Step At A Time by Queen Em reviews
The Jellice Ball didn't go according to plan for one couple. But just as they are finally in paradise, things take a dramatic turn. MistoVictoria, MunkDem, my first fanfic,please R and R.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,355 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/9/2008 - Published: 9/25/2007
Macavity by AlwaysNotUpdating reviews
Macavity's thoughts in poem form...Yeah, well R&R please!
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 251 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/29/2008 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Macavity - Complete
Eternally Alone by AlwaysNotUpdating reviews
Macavity's story on why he left the Jellicles. It's written in his point of view. Please read and review! Rated T because I like to be safe.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Crime/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,025 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Macavity - Complete
Cruel World by AlwaysNotUpdating reviews
A piece about being alone and bitter in this cruel world. R&R please.
Cats - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 504 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Complete
Visit To the Vet by Nienna100 reviews
After their battle, Munkustrap and Macavity return to each other. Because everything's different when it's just the two of them. Mild Slash.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,450 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Macavity, Munkustrap - Complete
Beholder by PSYchOtiC-teNdencieS reviews
She would never dance for me. Not if I didn't watch her. In secret, of course.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 418 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Complete
Barbie Girl by RIPStitches reviews
DO NOT READ THIS FIC. It is excessively silly, and involves Tugger, Misto, Skimble's Scotch, a frustrated Munkustrap, and a lot of slurring.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Complete
Munkustrap's Story by Captain-Sparrow2010 reviews
When Munkustrap was just a baby he was taken from his Jellicle Home. When he becomes a teenager he has to help Macavity battle the Jellicles on the night of their ball. After getting injured he might actually find who he really is...READ & REVIEW PLEASE!
Cats - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,958 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/2/2008 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Complete
THINGS I WILL NOT DO by The Dragonaire reviews
Get behind the halarious secrets of our fave cats! See them list their deepest most halrious moments, updates coming soon!Includes: Misto, Munku, Tugger, Ecetera, Rumpleteazer, MungoJerrie and Macavity. Plz R&R!
Cats - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,963 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/5/2008 - Published: 5/9/2007
Skimble's Story by Rubidia reviews
Find out how Skimble became the railway cat, how he joined the jellicles, who his mysterious kitten hood friend was, and much, much more! The complete archive of Skimbleshanks' life!
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,415 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/3/2008 - Published: 6/16/2008
The Last Thing Needed by Cascaper reviews
I just can't stop returning to my original breakout fic. This is a lovely bit of angsty songfic, set between "Sun & Moon" and "Aftermath." Talking to gravestones is never the healthiest thing...
Cats - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,631 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Complete
Bittersweet Reverie by PSYchOtiC-teNdencieS reviews
A pair of forbidden lovers share a night of passion hidden from condemning eyes. But their rapture is only as real as a dream that ends with the night. Drabble, one-shot, slash, anonymity. Tied for third-place in the Jellicle Moon Drabble Contest.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Complete
Eight Bells in the Middle Watch by PSYchOtiC-teNdencieS reviews
A CATS drabble about a young feline sailor. It's really short, please take a look. -Tied for first with Aural Vampire in the Jellicle Moon Drabble Contest! *one-shot
Cats - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Complete
A Chilling Resemblance by Taintie reviews
Demeter realizes Munkustrap and Macavity are more alike than anyone could have guessed, and proves she's very different from both.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Complete
The Princess and the Tomkit by Cascaper reviews
Short little story about an incident Bomba mentioned in my first fic. Again, we focus on Munku and Demeter- but this time they're kittens, as I delve into the past. I think it's pretty cute- but you'll have to review to tell me what you think; please do!
Cats - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,133 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Complete
Aftermath by Cascaper reviews
The sequel to "Sun and Moon." I promise, this one isn't as depressing. Bonus: it's not so hugely long either! We go through the previous story from Bomba's point of view...but this time we learn more about what was in her head. Prepare for a surprise end!
Cats - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,804 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/9/2008 - Complete
Sun and Moon by Cascaper reviews
What starts as a mere scheme to get Munkustrap and Demeter together ends in an unexpectedly grim twist. Do not be fooled by the first chapter, people! Please read and review.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,723 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/8/2008 - Complete
Brother Mine by Kirsten Louise reviews
“My mother is dead,” I murmured quietly, glancing skyward to see the last expanse of cool, November sky covered by storm clouds. I waited for a moment, listening to the distant rumbling overhead. I can’t say what I was expecting to happen. NEW CHAPTER.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,127 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/11/2008 - Published: 1/27/2008
Through Sickness by BitterSweetNightmare reviews
A little kindness can go a long way and bring two Jellicles out of their misery. Munkustrap/Tantomile and many more pairings
Cats - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/28/2008 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Munkustrap, Tantomile
The Nightmare before Catsmas by Munkustrapthecat reviews
When Munkustrap trys to steal Catsmas!What happens next?I dont own CATS,or any of the nightmare before christmas songs i used.Munk/Dem
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/25/2008 - Published: 3/13/2008
Why Not by BitterSweetNightmare reviews
After a whole year of Munkustrap being heartbroken and Victoria wants to pick up the pieces of his heart. There are spelling and grammer mistakes, I will fix it sooner or later, but you are still welcome to read it.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Munkustrap, Victoria - Complete
Boredom at its Fullist by BitterSweetNightmare reviews
Munkustrap and Bombalurina's daughters cause chaos in the Junkyard.
Cats - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Complete
Letter to Momma by BitterSweetNightmare reviews
Just a short fic I wrote at school, during study hall. Munkustrap/Sillabub
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Munkustrap - Complete
Love You Always by BitterSweetNightmare reviews
A Grizabella/Munkustrap fic. Sorry if there is spelling mistakes and bad grammer.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Munkustrap, Grizabella - Complete
Cettie and the Beast by BitterSweetNightmare reviews
What happens when I make our favorite cats preform the muscial Beauty and the Beast?
Cats - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,310 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Etcetera, Munkustrap
They Had Always Sparked by fizzwizz15 reviews
From friends to something else. A history of the life and friendship of Munkustrap and Demeter, how their love story started from Kittenhood all the way to the actual musical. MunkustrapXDemeter there are several parts and I'll update soon
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,311 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/3/2007 - Published: 12/1/2007
Epilogue by Crawler reviews
The true ending to the Ritzkin Arc. What happened with that battle? Is Munkustrap okay? Is TUGGER okay? Ritzkin 12
Cats - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,264 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Updated: 10/12/2007 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Complete
The End by Crawler reviews
All things must come to an end, and the safety of the junkyard ends on a rainy day. Munkustrap must now face down his family. Ritzkin 11
Cats - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,844 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/10/2007 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Complete
Jellicle Side Story by FrauThenardier reviews
Ok, if you are wondering, this isn't the characters from CATS doing West Side Story. This is the epic musical story of Romelus and Magoslavia, a Jellicle and a Shark tribe, not fish who are starcrossed lovers in a junkyard of pandemonium. RR!
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,029 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/29/2007 - Published: 12/29/2006
Grizabella by Crawler reviews
Munkustrap muses on the return of Grizabella during the Jellicle Ball. Ritzkin Arc 10
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,167 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Complete
Shattered by Wolfjet reviews
Approved deviation of Crawler’s ‘Ritzkin Arc’. Takes place after “The Protector”. Simbol’s father has assigned himself the task of burying his son, and reflects on a life that was cut too short too soon. Oneshot, Ritzkin Arc 7.5.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,188 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Complete
Collared by Crawler reviews
Munkustrap gets collared. Ritzkin Arc 9
Cats - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Complete
A Tale of Three Kittens by Crawler reviews
There's a new protector in the junkyard, and he's trying to do a good job. Meanwhile, the junkyard is seeing some new faces... Ritzkin Arc 8
Cats - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,889 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/19/2007 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Complete
Macavity's Memoirs: Calculus Interruptus by Kirsten Louise reviews
Macavity comes clean once and for all. Listen to him wax poetic about the early years, brotherly love, and why he finds those long division sums so enticing... Oneshot. Contains double entendre.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,945 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Complete
Deception and Love by Princess-Laurelin reviews
Munk and Demi drowned and kidnapped. Bit of a twist with Victoria and TeazerMungo. BombTugger VickiMisto and MunkDemi fluff.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,707 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/26/2007 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Complete
A Dark and Stormy Night by Crawler reviews
AU Ritzkin fic. Doesn't actual happen in the Ritzkin Arc, but a potential What if... story. After Tugger and Munkustrap fall out, Simbol comes and comforts the tabby. Slash.
Cats - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,822 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Complete
The Protector by Crawler reviews
When some Jellicles are catnapped, Munkustrap has to descend back into Monnik territory, back into his old life, and must confront his biggest fear: the truth escaping. Ritzkin Arc 7
Cats - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,910 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/12/2007 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Complete
Trapped within Shadows by Sleeping Tiger reviews
After leaving on a simple mission to stop an unknown assailant from attacking the tribe’s kittens, Munkustrap returns not quite the same. What happened to him that night, and what would the consequences be of finding out too late?
Cats - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,718 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/4/2007 - Published: 5/24/2007
Silver and Gold by Princess-Laurelin reviews
Told from the beginning.............mostly from Bomb's view. TuggerBomb MunkDemi
Cats - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Complete
Shades of Grey by Princess-Laurelin reviews
My first story...MunkDemi, TuggerBomb....r and r please.
Cats - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Complete
Musings by Crawler reviews
Why didn't Tugger forgive Munkustrap in Catnip? Ritzkin Arc 6
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Complete
Catnip by Crawler reviews
Tugger brings Munkustrap a catnip mouse, and the two spend a fun night together, unaware that something so simple would change their relationship... forever? Ritzkin Arc 5
Cats - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,631 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/18/2007 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Complete
More Than A Friend by Wolfjet reviews
Munkustrap is alone in the junkyard when an unexpected visitor drops in — and no, it's not Macavity. The resultant confrontation leaves both cats with a few lessons about the other — and themselves. Please R&R!
Cats - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,952 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Complete
Stealing a Goddess by Crawler reviews
Things are going moderately well for Munkustrap. He's made some friends among the Jellicles not just Tugger anymore, and is doing well as a guardian. Things take an interesting turn, though, when a familiar face shows up, seeking asylum. Ritzkin Arc 4
Cats - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,600 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/12/2007 - Published: 5/3/2007 - Complete
Ten Years Younger? by Ickle Putty Tat reviews
There's an accident in the Junkyard that leaves Munkustrap with more than a sore head. Please R&R!
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/18/2007
Angel Wings by Puddycat reviews
Munkustrap is badly hurt after a fight with Macavity, and Demeter knows just where the blame lies.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/7/2007
Power to be Strong by Crawler reviews
Set after The Guardians and stretching through Stealing a Goddess, this covers Munkustrap's first year as a guardian of the Jellicle tribe, and his rivalry with Admetus. Ritzkin Arc 3.5
Cats - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,648 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Complete
The Guardians by Crawler reviews
Munkustrap, now a member of the Jellicles, wants to give something back. He wants to become a Jellicle Guardian. Ritzkin Arc 3
Cats - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,117 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Complete
Future by Crawler reviews
Immediately after the events of 'Ritzkin,' Simbol and Deuteronomy discuss Munkustrap's place in the tribe and Tugger's. Ritzkin Arc 2
Cats - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2007 - Complete
Ritzkin by Crawler reviews
As a kitten, the Rum Tum Tugger has a nasty encounter with Macavity and his brother, Ritzkin. But Ritzkin, the silver tabby, doesn't seem to be as evil as others make him out to be. Munkustrap's history Ritzkin Arc 1
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,248 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/25/2007 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Complete
The End by A.E. Hall reviews
A tom lies dying and a reign of terror comes to an end. Demeter isn't as happy as she should be and Munkustrap is keeping a secret. A ONESHOT drabble on deep scars and death. My first CATS fanfiction. Reviews appreciated!
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Macavity, Demeter - Complete
Please Don't Cry by carbuckettycue reviews
Demeter, dark haired, dark eyed. Elusive. Or so she’d like to be. Instead, she’s lost the only one she ever really cared for, because she was too scared to speak... A story of love and redemption, written to a back drop of Here With Me by Michelle Branch.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,900 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/1/2007 - Demeter - Complete
The Kitten Without a Smile by Sleeping Tiger reviews
[oneshot] As Tugger looks to the stars, one cat recalls the sad circumstances that brought him to that point and time, and how the lives of the Jellicles were turned upside down by just one precious kitten.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,001 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/12/2007 - Complete
When Munkustrap met Demeter by XxXcatXxX reviews
My first fanfic story! Just a random story about how Munkustap might have met Demeter and the events that followed. It's quite long but don't let that put you off! Now been springcleaned so hopefully no more errors or typos! But it's still the same fic.
Cats - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,993 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Complete
The Morning After by fizzwizz15 reviews
It is the morning after the Jellicle Ball and Munkustrap is in his box, sad and thinking about why he didn't dance and having to watch Demeter walk away with another cat. But is it too late? MunkustrapDemeter pairing.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,283 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Published: 1/10/2007 - Complete
Munkustrap, the Whiskas Cat by Ickle Putty Tat reviews
Munkustrap's humans have decided to make some money from him. How? By promoting Whiskas! Please R&R!
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/7/2007
Brotherly Love by orangeKittenandCream reviews
Tugger and Munkus talk a bit. Short and sweet.
Cats - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/26/2006 - Complete
Swayed by the Moon and Love by fizzwizz15 reviews
It is after the Jellicle Ball and Demeter is watching the moon, alone. She does alot of thinking and it results in a huge decision. MunkustrapDemter
Cats - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,273 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/15/2006 - Complete
Let Me Fall by Dahlia Mockery reviews
[songfic] When love turns to hate, anger and heartbreak what is left? An empty shell with nothing to live for. As his heart shatters, he slowly makes up his mind and choose his next move even though he knows who he will hurt around him. Part 3 of 3 up.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,630 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/19/2006 - Published: 7/6/2006 - Complete
Tugger's Bad Fur Day by TheMistressMystery reviews
Rum Tum Tugger gets attacked by Macavity, who makes a big dent in the Tugger’s ego.
Cats - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Complete
Motive by Puredeadthingy reviews
After a neutron bomb devastates England, the Jellicles are born. However, they still live uneasily with some humans choosing to stay in London, and even trying to hunt them. Complete: warning for gore in chapter 4.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,920 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/10/2006 - Published: 9/1/2006 - Complete
Wanna Bet? by Sleeping Tiger reviews
A One Shot. Demeter learns the hard way...never bet another cat's job is easy.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,945 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Complete
Beyond Goodbye by Laurelindorenae reviews
An attack leaves Jemima left to raise her kitten on her own after the death of her mate.JemimaMistoffelees.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,276 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/6/2006 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Complete
My shadow by Ickle Putty Tat reviews
Some poems about Demeter and and her feelings towards different cats. The last two new poems added.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 6 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/22/2006 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Complete
Hostage by madamwolf reviews
What happens when Tugger gets captured by Macavity? Can Munkustrap find his brother and still keep the junkyard safe? BombaxTugger MunkxDem
Cats - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,398 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/7/2006 - Published: 5/25/2006 - Complete
A Cats Love Story by rumplejerrie reviews
A story about Demeter and Munkustrap and their Love for each other. Chapter 2 is up. Please read and review
Cats - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,854 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/12/2006 - Published: 3/28/2006
Something New by Attila the Conqueror reviews
Is that what she told you, Munkustrap? Macavity smiled condescendingly, revealing long pointed fangs. Like many cats, she has a tendency to overexaggerate. Slash fic, surprise couple! T for strong language, likely to move up to M in the future.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,273 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/8/2006 - Published: 4/26/2006
How Long is Forever? by Draco's Daughter reviews
When Munkustrap is hit by a car in Macavity's latest scheme, it's up to Rum Tug Tugger and Old Deuteronomy to find a surrogate Guardian and keep the tribe from disolving right through their claws. But this raises an important question Is Munkustrap alive?
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,328 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/6/2006 - Published: 2/7/2006 - Munkustrap, Rum Tum Tugger - Complete
Got Milk? by Serendipity Kat reviews
[CATS] And when the milk is missing... Why is the milk missing? Oneshot. Macavity. Critique discouraged.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/3/2006 - Complete
Jellicle Humans! by Demetergirl reviews
The Jellicles are all transformed into humans, can they figure out why before they're human forever! PLEASE read and review! Rated T to be safe. CHAPTER 10 UP!
Cats - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,589 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/17/2006 - Published: 1/29/2006 - Complete
Munkustrap's Bad Day by An Fhomhair reviews
CATS. Munkustrap 'wakes up on the wrong side of the bed' and becomes evil, subsequently trying to take over the world! Oh dearie me, whatever to do? Please do not take seriously, kids.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,232 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/5/2006 - Published: 10/14/2005
Sibling Rivalry by Sleeping Tiger reviews
[Oneshot] The Rum Tum Tugger and Munkustrap don't get along too well, but when they finally reach their limits and end up not talking to each other, it affects the whole junkyard...
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,722 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/3/2006 - Complete
Halloween at the Junkyard by Sleeping Tiger reviews
A little holiday fun with the Jellicles in their natural habitat.
Cats - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,839 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/23/2005 - Complete
Weeklong Cat Fight by Sleeping Tiger reviews
Macavity and Munkustrap meet on the streets. Being toms, they opt to fight. If only they could finish one fight...
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,898 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/13/2005 - Complete
Is it Really My Fault? Part Three: Lovers by Chimalmaht reviews
Letters written between Bombalurina and The Rum Tum Tugger concerning different things. Part three in a trilogy.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/26/2004 - Published: 10/16/2004
Is it Really My Fault? Part Two: Coming Together by Chimalmaht reviews
[Cats fic] Letters written between Munkustrap and Demeter before and after Demeter's time with Macavity. Part two in a trilogy.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 3,420 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 10/15/2004 - Published: 8/23/2004 - Complete
Is It Really My Fault? Part One: Best Buds by Chimalmaht reviews
[Cats fic] Letters written between Bombalurina and Demeter concerning Macavity, sort of. First story in a trilogy.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 2,242 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 8/22/2004 - Published: 8/8/2004 - Complete
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Summer Heat reviews
Entry for BroadwayKhaos Jellicle Week June contest. Summer has started for the Jellicles but some troubled news reaches the tribe and could end their summer joy.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,738 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/20/2012 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Munkustrap - Complete
The End and a Beginning reviews
There's a love triangle in the junkyard, one tom and two queens. Will sparks fly when he finally decides who he wants to be with? Will they're friendship die?
Cats - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,088 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 4/9/2011
A Surprise: Alive or Dead reviews
Macavity takes Demeter again, when Munkustrap and Demeter run away, Macavity won't let them go that easily. After a tragic event Munk is left in a deep depression. Will Munk recover? Is Demeter alive or dead? Chapters 2 & 3 edited, and chapter 6 added!
Cats - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,968 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/9/2011 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Munkustrap - Complete
Siblings' Love & Hate reviews
There are many siblings in the Jellicle tribe, but only one has love and hate. Macavity strikes again, will he kill his twin brother, and his mate? Please R & R! First story! Chapter 4 added!
Cats - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,718 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Munkustrap, Macavity - Complete
Living Dead reviews
After a tragic accident, the Jellicles are greeted by the living dead. Can the Jellicles help them before their time runs out, and they remain ghost forever?
Cats - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,289 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Munkustrap - Complete
Doesn't he Understand reviews
Poem. Macavity always tells Demeter that he loves her. But will she return his love? Or will she move on?
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Demeter, Macavity - Complete
How Can I reviews
Poem. Grizabella has a problem her husband has died and she doesn’t know how to tell her one son. Will her choice be the right one?
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Grizabella - Complete
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