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Hi! My name is Missa. I live in a city, in a state, in the United States.
I love cats! I am obsest, and proud of it!!!!!
My favorite colors are silver and red.
My favorite musicals are Cats, the Phantom of the Opera, RENT, Wicked, and others.
My favorite books are the Unicorns of Blainor books, Warriors, and many others.
My Age: young adult, but always young at heart!!!
My birthday: on some month on a day in a year
Greatest man in History, named Jesus, had no servants, yet they called Him Master. Had no degree, yet they called Him Teacher. Had no medicines, yet they called Him Healer. Had no army, yet kings feared Him. He won no military battles, yet He conquered the world. He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him. He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today. Repost if you believe...(Side note: I BELIEVE!!)
hanging out with friends, writing stories or poems, and playing on the computer.
This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your
Paste any of these teams on your channel if you support or your on their team. ( Idea: Rosebud5)
TEAM JACK SPARROW
Team Ice Cream
Beware the letter "G." It is the end of everything.
If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?
Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.
Suicide is our way of saying to God, "You can't fire me! I quit!"
When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
YES, I am random, thanks for asking.
When life gives you skittles, throw them at random people and yell, "Taste the freaking rainbow!"
1,2,3, more than three...
You laugh, I laugh
Whoever said "anything is possible" never tried to slam a revolving door
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
Silence is golden but duct tape is silver
The word "bed" actually looks like one!
Bad spellers... U NIGHT!!!
Don't say bad words, only the worst ones.
Violence is never the answer, but it happens anyway.
The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.
Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my water!
You call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark grows on trees. Trees are a part of nature. Nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful, thanks for noticing.
Education is important; school, however, is another matter.
Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
THINK. It's not illegal yet.
I'll start acting NICER if you start acting SMARTER.
LOOK! a distraction!
Nah, it's not your fault. But I'm blaming you anyway, K?
I can't dial 911... there's no 11 on my phone.
Without ME you're just AWESO
Growing old is obligatory. Growing up is optional.
Energizer Bunny arrested. Charged with battery.
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.
If you were killed today, I'm sorry I wouldn't be able to come to
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"Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!"
Being unique is thinking outside the box, reading between the lines, coloring out of pictures, dancing to the tune of your own drummer, and having a heck of a better time than other people. If you're unique, copy and paste this in your profile.
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I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile
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"If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Here's a newsflash Honey, I don't live to please you."
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CATS ROCK MY SOCKS! If you think cats (The Musical) is awesome, copy this to your profile. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
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I prefer solitude over company. Copy and paste this in your profile if you feel the same.
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Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivly Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter. fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, Queen S of Randomness 016, Light Dragon SunsSong, Neassa, Kimiko, EdElricFan1001, HisokaYukiko, fullmetal'sgirl92,haganenocutie94,mrawgirl09, Edward-Elric-in-red/Allen-Walker-in-black, KaoruBC101z, Melori, SummerRose12, Missa Catlover
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"I reject your reality and substitute my own." Adam Savage, Mythbusters
"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes." Freida Norris
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If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
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If you could own a library with every book you have ever wanted to read and or liked/loved (and often dream about it), copy and paste this on to your profile and add yourname to the list Italiangurlinmessedupworld, the epitome of randomness, Holly Marie Fowl,Stefanlover12, -I-Luv-Tugsy, musicgal3, Misterfleas, Fantasia-the-Crazy, Mistosingsmore, NyokaDelFanfiction, MacavityManiac, MissaCatlover
If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.
Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved onto rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly stupid, copy and paste this into your profile.
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If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it.
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A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who do and want to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.
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You're the kind of person who is freakishly random and funny around your friends, but shy around new people. You're smart, and always pass a class easily. You have a hard time fitting in with everyone, but your friends will never let you down. If this is you, copy and paste this into your profile.
98 percent of teenagers have participated in under aged drinking and drugs. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy this into your profile wearing a smirk of pride.
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Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.
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Most writers don't know the difference between 'there', 'their' and 'they're', 'you're and 'your', 'its' and 'it's', 'to', 'too' and 'two'. If you do know the difference and would like to throttle people who don't, copy and paste this into your profile.
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If Demeter & Munkustrap are your favorite CATS pairing, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you wish you were a Clan cat, copy this to your profile
If you aren't me, paste this on your profile. (You know, I'd really like to know who started this one . . .)
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Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ect, copy this onto your profile.
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98 percent of the teen population automatically thinks the word "Cullen" whenever they hear the name "Edward". If you're part of the 2 percent that thinks "Scissorhands" post this on your profile.
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If you think you'd die without music Copy and Paste this into your profile.
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If you ever had a spazz attack when you read a summary with your least favorite couple in it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If it completely pisses you off when someone says being gay is gross, then copy and paste this into your profile
If you're Legally Blonde, Brunette, or a Redhead, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you daydream 24/7, copy this to your profile.
So many people thought At World's End was confusing. I don't know what's wrong with them, it made perfect sense to me! If you could follow AWE when you first saw it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you love Cap'n Jack Sparrow, copy and paste this into your profile!
I am the girl ... that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Harry Potter, who can express herself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.
PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, DEFiiANCE, torchwoodfanx3, PyroFairyGirl, .insane.lil.piratess., JohnDillinger'sSweetheart, Erik's Apprentice, Fantasia-the-Crazy, Missa Catlover.
If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you laugh at the stupidest things, copy and past this into your profile.
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If you are against racism COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity
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If you think that over 70 percent of the American population doesn't give a flip about responsibility and it drives you INSANE, copy this into your profile
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If you don't watch Laguna Beach, The O.C., or The Hills, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this into your profile
Raise awareness for global warming! If you think that we need to act quickly to stop global warming, copy and paste this into your profile
If you think cancer is awful, put this in your profile.
If you're a fangirl who knows and honors the difference between writing slash and writing yaoi, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever argued with the computer screen, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Sweeney Todd needs a hug, copy this into your profile.
If you agree that Macavity is more of a sexy beast than Tugger could ever hope to be, put this in your profile.
The sum of the square roots of two sides of an isosceles triangle, is equal to the square root of the remaining side! Copy and Paste if you love the Scarecrow!
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Someone out there either has too much
THE MORSE CODE:
ELECTION - RESULTS:
A DECIMAL POINT:
ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
Proof that the human race has evolved as far as possible...
On Sears hairdryer:
On a bag of Fritos:
On a bar of Dial soap:
On some Swann frozen dinners:
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
On Nytol sleep aid:
On a Korean kitchen knife:
On a string of Christmas lights:
On a food processor:
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
On a Swedish chainsaw:
On a child's Superman costume:
You know what Mommy
You went to the doctor today.
I can hear that doctor again.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
If your against abortion, or if you almost or did cry reading this repost this on your profile.
Copy and paste this poem in your profiles if you are against child abuse:
My name is Sarah
This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection.
Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station.
She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question.
Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?
Repost this if you truly believe in God.
PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what,
PLEASE READ THIS
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
Repost this if you believe homophobia is wrong.
IF YOU IGNORE THIS WITHOUT READING IT YOU HAVE NO HEART...BUT IF YOU FIND YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN YOU MUST HAVE A VERY BIG HEART.
Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up.
He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism.
Thoughts on Gay Marriage!
1) Gay marriage is not natural, and as Americans, we always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and lyposuction.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...
Have PRIDE! Support Gay Marriage! (this shows how stupid people are being by saying that gay marriage should be illegal.)
THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares" and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME! PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!"
17. Throw skittles at people and yell, "Taste the rainbow!"
18. Go the toy section, get a light-saber and start challenging people to a Jedi match.
19. Follow a random person and if they turn and ask why you are following them yell, "No I won't have sex with you!"
20. Take your shoes off and slide down the rows in your socks yelling "cannonball" or anything really. It could be random too.
21. Find a toy gun, put it to your head, and then ask, "Where are the anti-depressants?"
22. Walk up to the information desk and ask, “Where do I buy the walls?” and when they ask what your talking about reply, “You do sell walls, right? You are Wal-Mart after all.”
23. Grab a (fake) kitchen knife and chase after random people with it, doing a psychopath scream
24. When no one's looking, switch the signs on the men and women's bathroom.
If you laughed, copy and paste to your profile and add another!
10 Things To Do On A Road Trip
1. Every time someone turns on the radio say, “I hate this song!”.
2. When the person changes the station, say “Wait, go back! I loved that song!”
3. Poke someone in the front seat and say, “I didn’t do it”, even though you are the only person sitting in the back.
4. Every time you pass an exit say, “Hey can you go back? I need to use the bathroom.”
5. Say, “Are we there yet?” every two minutes.
6. If someone turns off the radio, sing random songs at the top of your lungs until they turn it back on.
7. When you are almost to your destination say, “Wait! We need to go back! I forgot something!”
8. While the radio is on, pull out an Ipod and start singing along to the songs.
9. Every two minutes, say a random fact like, “Over 2 million people die in car accidents during road trips a year.”
10. At the end of the trip say, “Can I drive now?”
REMEMBER WHEN ..
Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now
Why Women Rule!
1.We got off the Titanic first
2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.
6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.
7. Taxis stop for us.
8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).
11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.
12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.
13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.
18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.
22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.
26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.
28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.
Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,
who calls you back when you hang up on him,
who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat.
Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy that kisses your forhead,
who keeps your picture in his wallet,
who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants,
who holds your hand in front of all his freinds,
who thinks your beautiful without makeup,
one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you,
THE one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER!
What A Boyfriend Should Do...
When she walks away from you mad
When she stares at your mouth
When she pushes you or hits you
Grab her and don't let go
When she starts cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong
When she ignores you
Give her your attention
When she pulls away
Pull her back
When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying
Just hold her and don't say a word
When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared
When she lays her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steals your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesn't answer for a long time
Reassure her that everything is okay
When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up
When she says that she likes you
she really does more than you could understand
When she grabs at your hands
Hold hers and play with her fingers
When she bumps into you
bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes
don't look away until she does
When she misses you
she's hurting inside
When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away
When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers
When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it -
Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.-
When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go-
When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-
Call her before you sleep and after you wake up-
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-
Tease her and let her tease you back.-
Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-
Give her the world.-
Let her wear your clothes.-
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-
Let her know she's important.-
Kiss her in the pouring rain.-
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's ass am I kicking babe?"
If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will : Call you. Kiss you. Love you. Text you.
To maintain a healthy level of insanity:
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
5. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for marijuana".
6. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy".
7. Skip down the hall rather than walk and see how many looks you get.
8. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
9. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
10. Sing along at the opera.
11. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
12. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you have a headache.
13. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I won! I won!"
14. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives! They're loose!"
15. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
16. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity:
Copy and paste this to make people who read bios smile.
It's called . . . THERAPY
How 2 determine friends from best friends:
1.Friends:Ask what wrong when you look sad.Best Friends:know that whatever it is, u don't wanna talk about it.
2.Friends:Don't ask u about who u like.Best Friends:Bug u until u spill your guts.
3.Friends:Try and change u. Best Friends:Put up with you.
4.Friends:Say happy birthday 2 u on ur b-day.Best Friends:decorate your locker with b-day signs and and pics.
5.Friends:Watch ur back.Best Friends:back u up in a fight!
6.Friends:Help u out when u get in trouble w/ da principal.Best Friends: blame what u got in trouble 4 on a random person.
7.Friends:Give u Christmas cards.Best Friends:Give u birthday cards cuz they forgot ur birthday.
8.Friends:Throw stuff away from you.Best Friends:Make u throw it away urself.
9.Friends:help u through da tears.Best Friends:beat the sorry jerk who made u cry!
and 10. Whether friend or best they'll always B there for u.
FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr / Mrs
FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back
FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile
FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Would ignore this
Mister Mistofelees sat on a wall,
Mister Mistofelees had a great fall,
Old Deuteronomy and all his men
Couldn't put Quaxo together again!--If you find this random in an odd manor, copy and paste this onto your profile =D
Practical cats, dramatical cats Pragmatical cats, fanatical cats Oratorical cats, Delphicoracle cats Skeptical cats, Dispeptical cats Romantical cats, Pedantical cats Critical cats, parasitical cats Allegorical cats, metaphorical cats Statistical cats and mystical cats Political cats, hypocritical cats Clerical cats, hysterical cats Cynical cats, rabbinical cats That is all :) Copy and past if you have heard CATS so much you know this off by heart!!
I promise to remember Tugger
When i see a Super Star
I promise to remember Jenny and Jelly or Munkustrap
When my mom says "Dont go to far"
I promise to remember the kittens,
When im playing around
I promise to remember Bustopher Jones,
When im around town
I promise to remember Mistoffelees
When i see a magical trick,
I promise to remember Pounce and Tumble
When my brother gives me a flick
I promise to remember Skimble
When i am on a train
I promise to remember Cori and Tanto
When i wonder if im insanse.
I promise to remember Grizabella,
Who taught me how ro Rhyme,
I promise to remember Old Deutoromy
When it is my time.
COPY AND PASTE TO YOUR PROFILE IF YOU SWEAR TO TAKE THIS OATH (made by Calanarie)
Choose your 6 favourite cats, in no particular order. (Remove mine!)
(4), (5) and (6) are all competing for (2)s affections. Who wins?
Bombalurina, Tugger and Macavity are competing for Demeter's affections. I would say that Tugger or Bomba would win.
(6) has to cut off a leg of one of the other 5 cats. Who do they choose and which leg do they sever?
(1) and (4). Who is more likely to have a chance with (5)?
(1) creeps into (5) and (3)s den to find them about to pour water over (2). (4) and (6) make a loud noise coming to see what's happening, and those three have to decide to wake (2) or help (5) and (3). What happens next?
Choose a non-ALW song to describe (2) and (3)s relationship.
Innocent eyes. Dmeter is giving Jemima advise.
(4) is about to kill everyone on your list (don't ask why...). Who do they start with?
Fill in character #5 first- makes it easier
No character should be listed twice
You must answer the question, even if you are disgusted.
Delete the previous person's answers, fill in your own, and copy into your profile
Name of book/movie: CATS
1. female character: Demeter
2. another female character: Bombalurina
3. Character with gender opposite yours: Alonzo
4. Another character with gender opposite yours: Tugger
5. favorite character: Munkustrap
6. male character: Macavity
7. character with your gender: Jemima
8. another male character: Mistoffelees
9. another character with your gender: Victoria
10. any other character: Jennyanydots
Now answer these questions:
1. Have you read a 5/10 fic before?
A Munkustrap and Jennyanydots fic? Yes, or at least I think it was
2.Do you think 3 is hot? How Hot?
Alonzo hot? Sure
3.What would happen if 6 got 1 pregnant?
Macavity got Demeter pregnant. Uhhhh...that would probably happen, but I don't think Demeter would be happy about it.
4.Do you recall any good fics about nine?
Good fics about Victoria? Yeah there are.
5.Would 7 and 2 make a good couple?
Jemima and Bombalurian? As a couple?!?!? Are you crazy?! That would never work!!!
6. 4/8 or 4/9?
Tugger/Misto or Tugger/Victoria? It would be Tugger and Victoria. I don't think Tugger is gay, though Tugger/Misto is very popular.
7.What would happen if 7 discovered 3 and 8 in a secret relationship?
Jemima discovered Alonzo and Misto in a secret relationship? Oh dear. She would try to kill Lonzi, until he revealed it was a prank.
8.Make summary of at least 20 words for a 6/2 fic.
After hearing Demeter talk about her relationship with Macavity, Bombalurina gets courious and wants to have a taste of the Hidden Paw. So one night Bomba sneeks out of the junkyard and goes to Macavity's hideout and makes love with the ginger tom.
9.Is there such a thing as a 4/10 romance story?
Tugger/Jenny romance story? No, well at least not yet.
10. Suggest a title for a 1/5 hurt/comfort fic.
"Always There" a Demeter/Munkustrap hurt/comfort fic.
11.What kind of plot would you use if 4 wanted 1?
Hmmmmm. Tugger is attracted by Demeter's different personality. So while she is by herself, Tugger goes and talks to Dem, hoping that a relationship may spark between them.
12. Does anyone on your friends list read 7 and 9 slash?
Jemima and Victoria slash? Not as far as I know. Hopefully not.
13.If you wrote a songfic for number ten, what song would you use?
"The Circle of Life" (She would be explaining how life works in the Junkyard base on what she sees)
Choose your 6 favourite cats, in no particular order. (Remove mine!)
4)Rum Tum Tugger
(1) and (5) are related. How so and what have they in common (at least one)?
Munkustrap and Macavity are related. They are brothers and they both have stripes and the same parents.
Imagine that (2) is a thief. Some items are left lying around, but (2) they can only steal one item. Which one is it? The items are as follows: Argentine joint, a string of (fake) pearls, a wristwatch, a mini Peke statue and an old book.
(2) and (3) are caught by (1) together in a deserted spot. Although they say that (3) is comforting (2), the expressions on their faces tell another story. What is the real reason for their being alone and what does (1) think the real reason is?
(3) and (4) are best of friends, but have a little tiff when it comes to light that (3) is wanting to mate with (5), whom (4) likes. (5), however, is torn between the two, although (2) catches their eye. What happens next?
Continuing the previous scenario, (5) loves (2) and (2) secretly admires (5). What happens when (1), (3) and (4) find out that (5) loves (2)?
(6) has been chosen to go to the Heaviside Layer. Who will rejoice most and why? (Keep in mind that is it an honour for Jellicles to be chosen to go to Heaviside.)
Write Down Ten Random Characters.
Four invites Three and Eight to dinner at their own house. What happens?
Tugger invites Bombalurina and Old Deuteronomy to dinner at their own house. What happens is that Tugger flirts with Bombalurina and Old Deuteronomy eventually gets sick of watching and leaves.
You need to stay at a friend's house for a night. Whose house, One or Six?
Munkustrap or Victoria. I would stay at Munkustrap's because he would protect me and he is my favorite tom.
Two and Seven are making out when Ten walks in. Ten's reaction?!
Demeter and Macavity are making out when Grizabella walks in. Grizabella reaction would be surprised because she walked in on to cats making out but she would turn around and leave because she would not want to disdurb them.
Three falls in love with Four. Eight is jealous. What happens?
Bombalurina falls in love with Tugger. Old Deuteronomy is jealous?? Uh, I don't think Old Deuteronomy would be jealous so he would just bless their relationship.
Four jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who rescues you, two, ten, or seven?
Tugger jumps me in a dark alleyway. Who rescues me, Demeter, Grizabella, or Macavity. Well, Macavity would not care so he would leave. Demeter would help me and Grizabella might help me.
One decides to start a cooking show. Fifteen minutes later, what happens?.
Munkustrap decides to start a cooking show. Fifteen minutes later, he has to get help from Jennyanydots because he can't remember how to cook.
Three has to marry either Eight, Four, or Nine. Who do they choose?
Bombalurina has to marry either Old Deuteronomy, Tugger or Misto. Bomba would choose Tugger because Old Deuteronomy is too old and Misto is too young. But if it doesn't work between her and Tugger she would go with Misto.
Everyone is invited to Two and Seven's wedding except for Eight? How does Eight react?
Everyone is invited to Demeter and Macavity's wedding except for Old Deuteronomy? Old Deuteronomy reaction would be shocked.
Nine arrives too late for Two and Seven's wedding? What happens and why were they late?
Misto arrives too late for Demeter and Macavity's wedding? Macavity would be angry but Demeter could stop him before hurting Misto. Demeter would ask him why he was late. Misto was late because he was busy with his magic training.
Nine murders Two's best friend (Has to be someone on the list). What does Two do to get back?
Misto murders Bombalurina, Demeter's best friend. Demeter would cry and be in shock. She may use a prank on him or not.
Six and One are in mortal danger. Does Six save One or themselves?
Victoria and Munkustrap are in mortal danger. Does Victoria save Munkustrap or themselves? Victoria would save Munkustrap, so she could repay him for all the times he saved her.
Five is in a car accident and is critically injured. What does Nine do?
Jemima is in a car accident and is critically injured. What does Misto do? Misto would try to use his magic to help heal Jemima.
The quiz is over. By the way, how did Two and Seven end up?
Demeter leaves Macavity after she found him with another queen. She is now trying to form a relationship with Munkustrap.
(This one is from Fantasia-the-Crazy)
Write down the names of your twelve favorite characters.
11. Old Deuteronomy
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Read a Tugger/Old Deuteronomy fic? No and I would read and pray that it is not a slash
2. Do you think Four is cute? How cute?
Think Macavity is cute? Sure but he is more handsome than cute.
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
What would happen if Cassandra got Victoria pregnant? Um . . . first of all that can't happen. and If it did, that would be weird.
4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?
Any fics about Mistoffelees? Sure there are many.
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Would Jemima and Tugger make a good couple? Well, I think Tugger is too old for Jemima, but I guess they could work.
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Bombalurina/Mistoffelees or Bombalurina/Grizabella? Bombalurina/Mistoffelees. Why? Because Bomba is not gay.
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve making out?
What would happen if Alonzo walked in on Jemima and Cassandra making out? Alonzo would get angry and pull them apart and yell at Cassandra for cheating on him.
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
A Demeter/Grizabella fic
No one knew that she slowly sneeks out of the junkyard and into the midnight city to meet with her secret lover.
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Is there any such thing as Munkustrap/Victoria fluff? Yes there is.
A Alonzo/Cassandra hurt/comfort fic.
Always Be There
11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three fics?
Friends list?? We don't have a friends list on FanFiction, just Alerts and Favorites.
Read Demeter fics? Yes there are probably some on my Favorites and Alerts lists that read Demeter fics.
12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Again, We don't have a friends list on FanFiction, just Alerts and Favorites.
Write or draw Old Deuteronomy? Well, I don't know about drawing, but there are some Old Deuteronomy fics.
13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Write Jmima/Macavity/Bombalurina? Not that I know of.
14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
If I wrote a song-fic about Victoria I would choose the song Reflection from the movie Mulan
15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Thw warning may be swearing and some violence.
16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Last time I read a fic about Bombalurina. Um . . . I don't know if I did, and if I did I don't remember.
17. (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (2) and finds true love with (5).
Munkustrap and Alonzo are in a happy relationship until Mistoffelees runs off with Alonzo. Munk, brokenhearted, has a one-night stand with Old Deuteronomy and a brief unhappy affair with Tugger, then follows the wise advice of Jemima and find true love with Bombalurina.
This is odd, but I like the end couple, though I perfer Munk/Dem. But seriously, a one-night stand with Old Deuteronomy?!?! Gross!!!
(This one is from Fantasia-the-Crazy)
Pick your 10 favorite characters from CATS (or anything else)
(1) and (5) are hiding something from the others. What is their secret?
Munkustrap and Bombalurina are hiding something from the others. Their secret is that they had a daughter but was Bombalurina had miscarage and their daughter died. (This is going to be in one of my fanfics)
(2) has found out that (4) and (3) are mates. What do they do?
Demeter has found out that Jemima and Macavity are mates. Demeter takes Jemima away from Macavity and tells her that he is wrong for her.
(5) is out on a walk when something stops them. What is it most likely to be?
Bombalurina is out on a walk when something stops her. It's probably Tugger or some other sexy tom.
Write a summary for a (6)/(1) story.
A Tugger/Munk story
Tugger and Munk are known to be good friends and always have each other's back though they do have their arguments. But what happens when that friendship grews into something else?
Write a title for a (2)/(10) love story.
Demeter/Alonzo love story
Black and Gold
(2)/(8) or (8)/(5)?
Demeter/Mistoffelees or Mistoffelees/Bombalurina . . . um . . . I know no idea because I don't really like those pairings but I like Misto/Bomba better.
Who would be a better match for a pollicle dog, (7) or (6)?
Who would be a better match for a pollicle dog, Victoria or Tugger? Well Victoria is too young to take on a pollicle so Tugger would be better.
(5) is mated with (3), but (6) wants (3) to them self. (6) gets (2) and (8) to help, but everything goes wrong when (3) runs off with (1). (4) and (10) go to bring them both back, but find that (1) and (3) are the parents of (7) and (9). It comes to light that (5) was cheating on (3) with (2), and cheating on both of them with (8). What is Old Deuteronomy's reaction?
Bombalurina is mated with Macavity, but Tugger wants Macavity to them self. (WTF?) Tugger gets Demeter and Misto to help, but everything goes wrong when Macavity runs off with Munkustrap. (WTF?) Jemima and Alonzo go to bring them both back, but find that Munkustrap and Mavacity are the parents of Victoria and Grizabella. (WTF?) It comes to light that Bombalurina was cheating on Macavity with Demeter and cheating on both of them with Misto. What is Old Deuteronomy's reaction?
Well considering that this is wired and probably disterbing. He would be completly shock but as the leader he would compose himself. Old Deuteronomy would make Macavity leave since he was exiled form the tribe breaking up Bombalurina and Macavity's relationship. He would also order that Bombalurina is to stop cheating with Demeter and Misto. Since Bombalurina can't chose between Dem and Misto she mates with Tugger.
How the heck can Macavity and Munkustrap be the parents of Grizabella and Victoria? Now one of them as Victoria's father I can understand, but two toms can not have a kitten unless adopted. And Grizabella is too old to be their daughter. She is old enough to be their mother.
I'm tired of being stereotyped, so here. Post this on your profile if you are any of these (Bold the ones that go with you):
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I am POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be lesbian.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN so I MUST be a home-wreaking whore.
I FROWN a lot, so I MUST have a bad life
I get BAD GRADES, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn't try
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I HANG OUT WITH GAYS so I MUST be gay too.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS so I MUST be gay.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up
I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S so I MUST have no social life.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I LIKE SCHOOL so I MUST be a geek.
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I LIKE TO READ so I MUST be a nerd.
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I LOVE LIFE so I MUST be smoking something.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS
I LOVE SHOPPING so I MUST be rich.
I love TO LEARN, so I MUST be boring.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I plan to stay a virgin until marriage, so I MUST be faking it
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi
I SPEAK MY MIND so I MUST be a bitch.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I STILL LIKE TO WATCH CARTOONS so I MUST be immature.
I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I WEAR BLACK so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT so I MUST be a poser.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo, not very good at it, kind of hate writing.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I’m MIXED, so I MUST think I’m prettier than everyone.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass
I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore with a jock boyfriend
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head
I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible
I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I'm a FEMALE GAMER so I MUST be ugly...or crazy.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a GIRL so MUST love Twilight, think Meyers is the next J.K. Rowling, and be obsessed with Edward Cullen.
I'm a GIRL WHO ACTUALLY EATS LUNCH so I MUST be fat.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports
I'm a GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a GUY so I MUST only want to get in your pants,
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy
I'm a JEW, so I MUST hate all Germans
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I'm a OVER 16 YEAR OLD TEEN MALE signed with DISNEY so I MUST be a GAY, CHILDISH, FAG
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I'm a PUNK so I MUST only wear black and date only other punks
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a TEEN GIRL who likes to HAVE GOOD NATURED FUN with my FRIENDS so I MUST be a WHORE, SLUT, and a LESBIAN
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE
I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I'm a VEGETARIAN so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm a WHITE GIRL so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life
I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries
I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm an OG so I MUST be Mexican.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm ARAB so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm ASIAN so I MUST be a nerd that does homework 24/7
I'm ASIAN so I MUST be sexy.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm BLACK so I MUST think Jesus wuz a brotha.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I'm BRAZILIAN so I MUST have a big butt.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I'm GAY so I MUST carry AIDS.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cats.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm IN A BAND so I MUST be a dork or a geek.
I'm IN CHOIR so I MUST be a queer.
I'm INDIAN so I MUST own a convention store.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I'm INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I'm into THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual
I'm IRISH so I MUST have a drinking problem.
I'm ITALIAN so I MUST have a big dick or be easy.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm JEWISH so I MUST be greedy.
I'm LESBIAN so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm LIBERAL so I MUST be gay.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm MIXED so I MUST be screwed up.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN so I MUST be easy.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I'm proud to be who I am, so I MUST be desperate.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm PUNK, so I MUST slit my wrists
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I'm RUSSIAN so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm SOUTHERN so I MUST be white trash.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGED so I MUST be violent.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I don't get involved in politics so I MUST not care about who runs my country.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
MY 9 NAMES
1. YOUR REAL NAME
2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME:
4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME:
5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME:
6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME:
7. YOUR IRAQI NAME:
8.YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME:
Alan Marie or Marie Alan
9. YOUR GOTH NAME:
Black Diva, Black Sassy, or Black Meika
This is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that apply to you! 28/100 apply to me. Embarrasing huh? COPY AND PASTE TO YOUR PROFILE!
1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
49. Have purchased tickets to a movie, and walked into the wrong theatre.
50. Have gotten hit by your crush while trying to ask them out on a date.
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test.
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies.
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
Pink, yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favorite colors. (Gold!!!! and purple)
You were in gymnastics/dance.
Wow, it'a a tie!! I gues that means I am a tomboy?!?!
1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.
(Moongazer By: Marianne Mancusi) "We on Terra are quite envious of all the opportuni-"
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Phineas and Ferb
4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
The TV, and a puring cat
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
When I went to get the mail
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
A story and another profile
9. What are you wearing?
A gray tanktop with pink ribbon around the neck; Cheetah spotted pj pants.
10. Did you dream last night?
Yes. I dreamed that my best friend was locked away by someone and I had to race in a car that worked with a paintball gun and my racing name was "Midnight Black" and I was dressed in black with a black motocycle helmet.
11. When did you last laugh?
When I was reading a funny fanfic.
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
There are a lot of things on my walls. Shelves, posters, and stuff.
13. Seen anything weird lately?
I guess, is a robot falling in love with a human count as weird?
14. What do you think of this survey?
I don't know.
15. What is the last movie you saw?
Secret of N.I.M.H 2
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
I would buy anything with Cats!!!! A lot of stuff animal cats. I would also buy some stuff to make Cats customs, and maybe some other stuff that I can't think of now.
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:
May 17, 2006 I saw Cats live!!!! And it was the 25th Anniversary tour!!!!!
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
EVERYONE MUST LOVE CATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Not much dogs!!!! MUAHHHAHHHHAHHHHAAHHHH!!!!!!!!
19. George Bush:
Ummm, I never voted for him, not even in the school elections.
20. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
21. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Maco or Tobiano
22. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Maybe I'm not sure
1.Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle
1. WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
2. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
3. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
4. WHAT IS 22?
Stranger Like Me
5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
The Point of No Return
6. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
All I Ask of You (Reprise)
7. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Christmas Bells (From RENT)
8. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
How To Deal
9. WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer
10. WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
11. WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
A Holly Jolly Christmas
12. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Hark! The Herald Angel Sing (Wesley Mendelssohn)
13.WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Jellicle Songs For Jellicle Cats
14. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Part of Your World
15. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Pon De Replay
16. WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
Damned For All Time
17. HOW WILL YOU DIE?
18. WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET?
19. WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
Blessed Be Your Name
20. WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
Ready for Love
21. WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
22. WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
Who says You Can't Go Home
23. DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
24. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
One More Night
25. WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
Just Around The Riverbend
26.WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
I should Tell You
Well, that turned out alright. Only a few actually made sense!
My favorite Cats parings:
Rum Tum Tugger/Bombalurina
Macavity/Munkustrap/Rum Tum Tugger (Brothers)
Coming Soon Stories
A Secret Twin
A Broken Heart in A Broken Family
A Broken Family
A Deadly Secret
The Only One