Author has written 9 stories for Chronicles of Narnia, City of Ember, Lloyd Alexander, Tokyo Mew Mew, and NCIS.
Name: Laelia (called Leal) My name is Lealfaithful, which is a mash-up of my name and the song Faithfully by Journey ;)
Check out my other account, split with my cusion Violets in Shadow called AntebellumSoldier!
Hey, I'm Leal! I found fanfiction on a web search one day when I was mad at one of my books, and now I love it! I love writing, but I'm not to good at full stories. My talent lies in poems and short emotional scenes, but I don't like people reading them, so I have to gather up a lot of nerve to post anything. I am a philospohic person who believes in studing morals and emotions, so you'll find most the things I write have some sort of moral to them. I also tend to only write when I'm feeling some really strong emotion, and whatever it happens to be shows in my fics.
Ever, Ever, After?, Clean Cut, and Silver Light fan fics: They are done for. So sorry, but I can't write anything more for them. Lost interest or talent or...well, they sucked to begin with. Sorry!
I Hate Good Byes and I Know: These are Taran/Eilonwy fan fictions. I read the books in fifth grade, so I had to rattle my brain to write these. The second is a lot better, about memoies. The first is an older one about Taran leaving Eilonwy when she has to start her princess training.
Missing: A collection of scenes I thought should have been added to the City of Ember books. A Lina/Doon fan fiction. Finished...maybe.
Yiruma Collection: A collection of Tony/Ziva one shots set to Yiruma music. Posted seprately. #3 If I Could See You Again, now up! (Careful, character death)
Of the Broken: House/NCIS crossover fic. Ziva suddenly experiences nightmares that cause bruises and scars to show up on her body with other ailments. It is up to Dr. House and his team to figure out what is wrong before Ziva's dreams kill her. An AntebellumSoldier peice.
Yiruma Collection: Number 4, Love Me: A proposal fanfic! Tony takes Ziva horseback riding after a case brings them to Kentucky. (Yes, you're smelling Derby!)
Bones fic is coming! I'm working out the kinks in the idea and will soon be writing! Possibly an AntebellumSoldier peice
Gemma/Katrik (YES! I remembered his name!)
I will NOT say anything on Harry Potter.
TV Show Shippings:
B&B Temerpence Brennen and SeeleyBooth from the show Bones.
Hodgela Angela Montenegro and Jack Hodgins from Bones
McAbby Timothy McGee and Abby Sciuto from NCIS
Tiva Tony DiNozzo and Ziva David from NCIS
Zutara Zuko and Katara from Avatar: The Last Airbender
Hameron Gregory House and Allison Camron from House WHEN IT WAS STILL POSSIBLE Because I don't like Cuddy. 'How', you ask? I do not know. Deal.
Chameron Chase and Camron from House
Finchel Finn and Rachel from Glee
many others...I'm a very romantic person
You know that you're addicted to NCIS when...
1. You have seen every episode several times and still never get tired of it.
2. You will yell if someone tries bothers you when you are watching a new episode of NCIS.
3. You find yourself Gibbs Slapping people, or yourself.
4. You have had a dream about it or involving one of the characters.
5. You daze out while sitting at your desk and imagine yourself running along side Tony and Ziva with your gun drawn yelling, "Federal agents! Drop your weapon!"
6. You watch the movies that Tony has mentioned. As many as humanly possible that is.
7. You wish USA would put more than just three episodes a night on.
8. You have started using military refernces. Hit the head, scuttle butt, hit the rack, etc.
9. The majority of television you watch is of NCIS.
10. You smell something funny or hear a beeping sound and your mind goes to a chemical attack or a bomb.
11. You call people Probie and use McNicknames. (sadly enough...)
12. Your dog goes missing and you say to, "Put out a BOLO."
13. You try and convince every person you meet to watch it.
14. You use the term Hinky.
You know you're addicted to Bones when...
1. You start using the anthropology terms
2. You think of shooting the clown every time you see one
3. You scream at people when they start talking when you're watching Bones
4. You day dream about the millions of ways Bones and Booth should get together
5. You find yourself scanning the stores for blue lab coats and Cocky belt buckles
6. When someone calls you and you have to go somewhere, you say "We've got a case" before you walk out the door
7. You can watch the same B/B moment over and over again and never get tired of it
8. When something gets splattered all over you, you think of Cam
9. When someone hands you something and asks you what it is, you feel the need to lick it
10. You like walking up to people and saying, "Agent Seeley Booth, FBI"
"We can walk and talk about your feelings!" -Merlin
: discovers Hostess truck filled with Sno-Balls Sno-Balls? Sno-Balls? Where the fuck are the God damn Twinkies?
Try not to cry.
Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great, huge crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
When I went to school that day,
I never said good-bye.
I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.
And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,
And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best
Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try
I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest
When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could
please listen to me if you would,
I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.
But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,
Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I have to cancel the date.
I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true
And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"
In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Friends: Get you out of jail
BEST Friends: Sit by you and say, "DANG IT, we messed up."
Friends: Laugh when you make a joke.
BEST Friends: Stare at you and then start rotfling
Friends: Comfort you when your boyfriend dumps you.
BEST Friends: Walk up and slap him, "It's because your gay, isn't it?"
Friends: Stare down the cliff when you tell them to jump off
BEST Friends: Grab you then you both jump off the cliff
Friends: Smile at you in the morning
BEST Friends: Walk up in the morning and say, "Dang, what an AMAZING party last night, huh?"
Friends: Ask if they can copy your homework
BEST Friends: Say "Hey want to copy off my notes?"
Friends: Talk about their family
BEST Friends: Say "My Dad is an old hag, let's go get some ice cream."
Friends: Play fair
BEST Friends: Obviously don't play fair, and laugh when you cheat
Friends: Can be trusted with a small secret
BEST Friends: Can be trusted with anything, even knowing about your embaressing skin condition
Friends: Talk about sports
BEST Friends: Hit you in the head with a baseball bat and run the 100 yard line
Friends: You do good make-overs with
BEST Friends: attack your face with lip stick and eye shadow
Bones season 1 quotes
Booth: "You want to increase the perimeter here? Gentlemen, give my forensic anthropologist some room."
Brennan: " 'Your' Forensic Anthropologist?"
Booth: I was wondering if you could have one of your ladies visit me today?
Brennan: You're ordering a prostitute from my cell phone?
Brennan: You just told me to not to jump to a conclusion.
Booth: No offense intended.
Brennan: No, you were right! It's just I usually get to tell you.
Booth: Well our relationship has taken a whole new turn.
Booth: We don't make zombies.
Brennan: Jesus rose from the dead after three days.
Booth: Jesus is not a zombie!
Brennan: Now you're a mind reader?
Booth: Maybe. You want me to guess your weight?
Brennan: You do and you could lose a tooth.
Brennan: If you drive one more block, I am screaming kidnap out the window.
Hodgins: I recognize that look.
Hodgins: You're writing another book. When you write you get this stunned look on your face like you stuck a fork in a toaster. Am I in this one too?
Brennan: You weren't in the last one.
Booth: Bones has voodoo amnesia, Leger is voodoo dead, and the last thing they worked on was a voodoo ritual murder so I'm thinking there might be some sort of connection.
Booth:Hey Bones, how's about while you're a murder suspect you act more like a normal woman and less Lily Munster, 'Kay?
Angela: We are way past where Jesus lost his sandals.
Booth: Bones, it's after midnight. Hm? Christmas Eve day. Both an eve and a day, it's a Christmas miracle!
Brennan: Still enjoying your medication I see.
Booth: You know what? If this is fatal I will shoot both of you.
Pickering: Hypothetically, you have a piece of information...
Zack: Secret and meaningful information?
Pickering: Yes. And the security of the country is at stake. Can I bribe you to give it to me?
Pickering: Threaten you?
Pickering: What if I make a reasonable, rational arguement, very persuasive?
Zack: Merely persuasive?
Pickering: Irrefutable. I make an irrefutable argument as to why you should give me this information. Would you do so?
Zack: Not without talking to Dr.Brennan or Angela first, see what they say. Maybe Agent Booth if would talk to me... He probably wouldn't. I'd check with Dr. Hodgins but he'd say it was all part of some conspiracy... so I mostly take his advice on woman...
Angela: Can I as the only normal person here say "eww?"
Brennan: I hate it when you make paranoia plausable, it's like sliding off a cliff.
Hodgins: How many times do you want me to poke him?
Brennan: Just once, but... as hard as you can.
Zack: As hard as he can?! Why don't I hit him as hard as I can?
Hodgins: Because you have arms like noodles, while I am vigorous and burly.
Angela in reference to Brennan and Zack: I love it when you two impersonate earthlings.
And let's not forget the quote that brought our crime fighting duo together!
Booth: What are you trying to do?
Brennan: Blackmail you.
Booth: Blackmail a federal agent?
Booth: I don't like it.
Brennan: I'm fairly certain you're not supposed to.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over-controlling bitch.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over-controlling and a bitch.
I am a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN, so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent and have bad teeth. ( just think this ones funny hehe)
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.
I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.
I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.
I love TO LEARN so I MUST be boring.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be a racist.
I am a GIRL, so boys MUST be better than me at sports.
I am a GIRL, so I MUST only be good at work
I am not EMO, so I MUST be uncool.
I am WHITE and I like to DANCE, so I MUST be lame
I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird.
I am SKINNY, so I MUST be sensitive about my weight.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I like READING, so I MUST be a Loner.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPOT AND CORRECT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I go to RENAISSANCE FAIRS, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I do BALLET, so I MUST be girly, like the colour pink, and hate tomboys.
I like to READ, so I MUST do nothing except read.
I don't agree with CONFORMING, so I MUST act all freaky and be loud.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST like to talk about crushes, dolls, not getting dirty, and parties.
I don't believe in DATING TOO SOON, so I MUST hate people who date.
I DON'T want to date until I reach driving age, so I MUST be brainwashed by my parents.
I'm FEMALE, so I MUST have long hair.
I don't STUDY much but still get STRAIGHT A's, so I MUST be cheating.
I'm WELL-TO-DO, so I MUST be snotty.
I have a DEEPISH voice, so I MUST be emo.
I'm easily ANNOYED, so I MUST be bratty.
I'm a HUMAN, so I MUST be labeled.
I LISTEN TO ROCK MUSIC, so I MUST be a rebel.
I'm NOT EMO, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST love horses. (tho i like horses)
I'm a SWIMMER, therefore I MUST be a lifeguard.
I don't buy DESIGNER CLOTHES, therefore I MUST be poor.
I lived/grew up with somebody with a MENTAL disorder, therefore I must have problems like theirs.
I've fallen in love with a good FRIEND, therefore I MUST have never only liked them as a friend.
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