Smigmee Smimbles
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Joined 06-11-08, id: 1601988, Profile Updated: 08-10-08
Author has written 8 stories for Half-Life, Naruto, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney, and House, M.D..

Hi I'm Smig. Fuck tit wank shit bitch pussy tits bum tits wee willy wilkinz

Appearence: Short dark hair, small skinny body an a massiv wilkins an a pussy an nice titz.

Fave foodz: liqorice, ramenz, biskitz, chippiez and bacardy breezurz.

Fave telly showz: House MD cos itz wel sexy i fukin luv wilson hez a sexy betch.

Fave Piaring: i luv House an Wilsun wen dey iz havin seckz wiv eech utha.

I love Dr House so much. He has such beautiful, soft, pouting lips. I want him. I frequently dream of him. Oh i had a dream once where House and me were having sex--he had me pushed up against a desk and i was panting well hard for him to go faster and do me harder. Then Dr Wilson came in and worked on me from the front, whilst House was still going at it. Damn, i wish Wilson and House would come to England and sex me up good and proper.

Or the Medic from Team Fortress 2.

They all can. And Dr Black Jack. And i suppose Derek Stiles, even though he's a bit of a fag. Oh yes, all the sexy Doctors can give me some. Oh yeah, and Dr Chase too.

I love Devvo and Shadypiez musics cos he's well scummy. My dream is to live on a Council Estate, when im older, with my boyfriend and we're gonna make babies and im gonna call one Miles or Greg.

( o Y o ) OMG WUMMANZ TITZ

Konnichiwaaa!! :3 My name is Kagoyasha Tsuna-chan, and im Smigmee's kawaii baka neko! I originally come from Sutton, although my mum thinks my baka father came from Japan! Well...she doesn't actually know him or remember who he was...BAKA!! :3 :3 :3 I think my father came from a long line of honorable Samurai Sasu-ke warriors who fought evil Ninja warriors from the Naru-to clan back in olde Tokyo.

My favest KAWAII foods are Ramen, Noodles,kawaaaaiii pudding cups and baka sushi!!1!

Well, Sayonara for today, my neko neko-chans!!

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Itoshigo, Sakura reviews
Amidst a face-off of team 9, and team Kakashi, Sasuke must decide where his true loyalties reside... Please review my story and i'll add more chapters! :
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Sasuke U.
Sweet Home Alabama reviews
Greg and James finally get a place together--but can they live together again? This time without disasterous results? Mature scenes inside :P Please review my story!
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,110 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/23/2008 - Published: 8/17/2008 - G. House, J. Wilson
Caduceus reviews
Dr House M.D: State recognized healer. He can diagnose and heal the sick, but can he repair Wilson's heart after Amber's death? One shot HouseXWilson slash story. It's angsty, teary, but does contain mature scenes, so be warned :P Please review my story :
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/30/2008 - G. House, J. Wilson
Edgeworths' Childhood Days reviews
The real story of Miles's childhood and backstory between Manfred and Gregory's rivalry long ago.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/18/2008
Naruto's sister reviews
Naruto's long lost sister comes to visit, but her eyes wander to Sasuke...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Naruto U.
The howl of gunfire reviews
The Medic is wounded and alone...but not for long...
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 356 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Complete