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Joined 06-11-08, id: 1602027, Profile Updated: 12-02-08
Author has written 2 stories for National Treasure.

Hey everybody! Thanks for reading!

Would you like to know a little bit about me? Well I don't wanna tell you! Psych, I'm kidding. I do that a lot. People tell me I have a smart remark for everything. I generally do ;).

I answer to almost anything you wanna call me lol. Here are a few nicknames I have:

Captain, Jack, Captain Jack, Jackie, Shorty, Shorty Okie, Shortshit, Titties (don't ask), Linda, my "Stripper Name" Sue-Zee, Black-Hearted-Bitch, Devil Woman, Satan, Lucy-fer, Little One, Little Boy (one of my personal favorites lol), Pol-Wop, Woman, Shooter, Tiny Timmette, Grasshopperette, Dead-Eye and Eagle Eye...Points to whoever can come up with my real name in all that (hint: it's not listed, but very similar to one that is ;))

I'm a huge sports fan. I live in Delaware and most of us Delawarians like to pull for Philadelphia teams. We have an A-ball baseball team called The Blue Rocks and I love them, but MLB-wise, I love the Phillies (Go Chase Utley! He's a great ballplayer!) That's one thing I can't stand about pro atheletes these days, they're pussies! They say they can't play if they broke a nail, screw that. I've played softball my whole life and once when I was in fourth grade I got a black eye from a one-hopper that hit a hole and popped up (I'm a right fielder). Two innings later I was back in to bat because my coach couldn't stand my whining about goin back in anymore. Now if I could handle it in fourth grade and I'm in college now, and all the treatment I had was an icepack, why can't grown men handle it with the best medical care affordable? Anyway, I love football, too. The Eagles are ok, but my team is actually the Jacksonville Jaguars.

I love all kinds of music, literally. Classic Rock is one of my favorites, thanks to my dad. I love Creedance Clearwater Revival, Bob Seger and the Silver Bullet Band, and people look at me funny for this, I'm a college kid who knows the difference between The Who and The Guess Who. Motown I like because of my mom. The Four Tops, Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons, basically any band with the number four in it lol.

My favorite pastimes besides sports include filming people for a kind of video journal I've put together and sitting around watching movies. Not only do I enjoy watching and being entertained by them, but I also love to learn new techniques and skills by observing what the professionals do. It may sound dorky, but it's something I enjoy. I love photography and art, too. I prefer film to digital photography, in case anyone cares haha.

I try my hardest to entertain people. I love acting and stand-up. I love keeping people happy. If I don't keep people happy, I'm not doin my job. I love all the people in my life. I may say I don't, but I do, and I thank them for always being supportive. I also love the opportunity to make new friends and have more people to love, so don't be shy. If you find me interesting, start chattin, I'll listen. I find most poeple interesting and things I don't understand I try my hardest to learn about it so I do, even if it's not something I'm into. Wow, that sounded like a dating-service video. Anyways, you get the picture.

I'm really into cars. I have an '86 Camaro SS that I'm fixin up. I'm an American Muscle girl all the way. My favorite cars are Corvettes and Camaros, so I was so excited when I bought my project. She's my baby, haha.

Specail shout to my BFF Louie. You support me all the way, and I hope you know how much I pull for you!

I'd like to tell you that I used to be just plain MonkeyShooter. My stories are Pirates of the Caribbean In a Ship's Wake and National Treasure Questionable Legality. I hope you find them as interesting as I find all of yours!

I thought I'd give you a few of my favorite quotes, just to give you a better picture of my sense of humor. Here we go:

"Kids suck." -- Mrs. Fertelli (The Goonies)

"Fill your hands you son of a bitch!" -- Rooster Cogburn sp (True Grit)

"There's no crying in baseball!" and "Did anybody ever tell you you look like a penis with a little hat on?" -- Jimmy Dougan (A League of Their Own)

"Why is the rum gone?!" -- Captain Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Caribbean 1)

"I woulda dropped ya both. Freaks." and "Do you know what the taxes are on five million dollars? Six Million Dollars." -- Riley Poole (National Treasures 1 & 2)

"I love mankind, it's people I can't stand." -- Linus (The Peanuts Gang)

"Just like a stripper in a bathtub." -- Me at Hershey Park

"I can't shoot like that, you look like a chicken layin an egg!" -- Me at School

"Excuse me, Voice, do you have any rum?" -- Me at a Haunted Tour

"World Champions...World Fuckin Champions!!" -- Chase Utley (2008 Parade of Champions Speech) Couldn't have said it better myself!


Thanks for reading again!

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Piratical Prompts by Madam Pudifoot reviews
100 short stories based on the Sparrow/Teague family. Explores their relationships, misadventures, and the method behind the madness. The word limit is more of what you might call a guideline.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 29 - Words: 8,133 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 11/7/2013 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Teague
What Lies Buried by BandGeek58407 reviews
Sequel up! Post-BoS When Sadusky arrives at the Gate's home and exposes Riley as a felon in hiding from the FBI, Ben has no clue what to think. Is his best friend really a cold-blooded criminal, or is this all part of some larger scheme?
National Treasure - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 97,613 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/15/2008 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Riley P., Ben G. - Complete
On the Bright Side by Gandalf3213 reviews
Ben was thrown out by Abigal just before unlocking a secret that might lead to another treasure. Trying to confirm this, he goes to Riley only to find his apartment ransacked, blood on the floor, and a note. Can Ben save Riley before Ian gets his revenge?
National Treasure - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,422 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 6/23/2008 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Complete
8:46 AM by Angelic Prophecy reviews
A story about a 2 people who meet on America's darkest day, and find each other without even knowing it. -POSSIBLY SENSTIVE SUBJECTS LIE AHEAD---Oneshot-
National Treasure - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,500 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Complete
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Drown reviews
Oh Dear... Rating for language and I'm a little paranoid.
National Treasure - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,055 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Complete
Questionable Legality reviews
No, Ian's not involved, but you might like it anyway. Yeah, there's a lot of Riley drama stories, but here goes my take. Riley's life is going so well, what happens when a letter changes everything? Does he accept it, or let it get the best of him?
National Treasure - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,453 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/16/2008 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Complete