Rodnii
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Joined 06-11-08, id: 1602106, Profile Updated: 12-30-09
Author has written 13 stories for Naruto, Death Note, Inspector Gadget, Hellsing, and D.Gray-Man.

Welcome to this drop of water in the ocean of fanfiction. I re-named myself, because I feel that I've changed past my old pen-name. Please forgive me.

My friends call me Rodney, so I'm most comfortable with that. My age is my personal business, as well as where I live. It's somewhere in the USA, though.

I'm going to start writing about myself here, so if you want to skip that just press the rather handy "Hide Bio" button.


Let's start with those "Favorites", shall we?

Songs:

"Piano Man" by Billy Joel (This is a song everybody needs to hear.)

"Hand Of Sorrow" by Within Temptation

"Our Solemn Hour" by Within Temptation

"The Howling" by Within Temption

"Hand In My Pocket" by Alanis Morissette

"Ballroom Blitz" by The Sweet

"When I Am Queen" by Jack Of Jill

"Vivica" by Jack Of Jill

Books:

The entire Harry Potter series is a must-read for any fantasy lover. Or anyone else, really. By J. K. Rowling. (She richer than the British Queen!)

The Gregor the Overlander series by Susanne Collins. Brilliant, brilliant series. Rather sad ending, though.

The Wind in the Willows by Kenneth Grahame. You have to read between the lines a little bit, to truly appreciate the message of this book.

The Olympians series, centered around Percy Jackson, written by Rick Riordan. Humorous, and full of adventure. More for younger people, however.

The Artemis Fowl series. Eoin Colfer made me cry, laugh, have my jaw drop, and wonder in amazement with that series. You have to read it, or your life will never be complete.

Because of Winn-Dixie is one of my favorite stories ever. Written by Kate DiCamillo.

The Alex Rider series by Anthony Horowitz is honestly one of the best series I've ever had the fortune to read. He's also written a ton of other good literature, it's worth checking out.


I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Repost this if you believe homophobia is wrong.


Everything in BOLD applies to me personally. The rest are stereotypes that people really need to think about.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.

I'm CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST hate gay people.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over-controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over-controlling and a bitch.

I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.

I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.

I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.

I love TO LEARN so I MUST be boring.

I'm WHITE, so I MUST be a racist.

I am a GIRL, so boys MUST be better than me at sports.

I am a GIRL, so I MUST only be good at work.

I am not EMO, so I MUST be uncool.

I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird.

I am SKINNY, so I MUST be sensitive about my weight.

I am POOR, so I MUST not have good hygiene.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I like READING, so I MUST be a Loner.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I SPOT AND CORRECT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be Lesbian.

I like to READ, so I MUST do nothing except read.

I don't agree with CONFORMING, so I MUST act all freaky and be loud.

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST like to talk about crushes, dolls, not getting dirty, and parties.

I've never have a CRUSH on a guy/girl, so I MUST be lesbian/gay.

I don't DROOL over a lot of BISHIES, so I MUST be a lezzy.

I don't believe in DATING TOO SOON, so I MUST hate people who date.

I'm FEMALE, so I MUST have long hair.

I don't STUDY much but still get STRAIGHT A's, so I MUST be cheating.

I'm WELL-TO-DO, so I MUST be snotty.

I don't think VEGETARIANISM makes sense, so I MUST think all vegetarians are hippies.

I'm easily ANNOYED, so I MUST be bratty.

I'm NULL, so I MUST hate everyone.

I'm a HUMAN, so I MUST be labeled.

I LISTEN TO ROCK MUSIC, so I MUST be a rebel.

I get NOSTALGIC, so I MUST be childish.

I don't TALK ABOUT SEX all day, therefore I MUST be stupid.

I think STRING ORCHESTRA is better than band, therefore I MUST be an out-of-date geek.

I'm a serious CROSSPLAYER, therefore I MUST crossdress in real life and be gay/lesbian.

I have a MENTAL disorder, therefore I MUST be stupid.

I lived/grew up with somebody with a MENTAL disorder, therefore I must have problems like theirs.

I have had SUICIDAL thoughts, therefore I MUST be emo and depressed.

I have had SUICIDAL thoughts, therefore I MUST be insane and deranged.

I CURSE A LOT, so I must be a BAD PERSON.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST HAVE had sex/smoked/drank.

I like DARKER THINGS, so I MUST BE emo/goth, satanist.

I have experimented with MAGIC AND LIKED IT, so I must be a SATANIST.

I'm OKLAHOMAN, so I MUST love rodeos.

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST love horses.

I'm a COSPLAYER, therefore I MUST love attention, being glomped, and sewing.

I'm OKLAHOMAN, so I MUST talk like those people in Western movies.

I'm a SWIMMER, therefore I MUST be a lifeguard.

I'm a LIFEGUARD, therefore I MUST be a slut for preforming mouth-to-mouth CPR.

I'm a GYMNAST, therefore I MUST be a whore.

I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST go to church every Sunday.

I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST not do anything on Halloween.

I'm a MALE GYMNAST, therefore I MUST be gay.

I'm a MALE BALLET DANCER, therefore I MUST be gay.

I've fallen in love with a good FRIEND, therefore I MUST have never only liked them as a friend.

I've fallen in love with a FRIEND of the SAME GENDER, therefore I MUST be a homosexual slut.

I have almost KILLED someone, therefore I MUST be a murderer intent on destroying everyone.

I'm POLISH, therefore MUST be an idiot.

My parents are DIVORCED, therefore I MUST be mentally unstable.

I grew up with a SMOKER/ALCOHOLIC/DRUG ADDICT, therefore I MUST be one myself.

I DRESS IN whatever the fuck I please, so I MUST get my clothes from a thrift store.

I'm from CHICAGO/NEW YORK, therefore I MUST own a gun.

I'm from CHICAGO/NEW YORK, therefore I MUST always worry about being shot.

I've almost/have been ARRESTED, therefore I MUST be a desperate, psychotic bitch.

I LOVE FURRIES, so I must want to FUCK ANIMALS.

I LOVE MUSIC, so I MUST HATE people who don't.

I have a FRIEND WITH BENIFITS, so I MUST BE a slut.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.


"Best friends:

You fight. I fight.

You hurt. I hurt.

You cry. I cry.

You jump off a bridge; I'll get a paddle boat

and save your retarded ass."

If you've ever laughed so hard tears streamed down your face, you banged on the table repeatedly, and received weird looks from anyone in the immediate vicinity, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you know our society is moving in the wrong direction, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that you have scared people with your obsession, place this on your profile. (Hence the term "mangafreak!)

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do at random moments, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile:D

>:) This is evil smiley. Evil smiley likes sharp things. Copy and paste Evil Smiley on your profile so he could see the world.

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"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

If you've heard the "Emo Kid" song and think it's just hilarious, copy and paste!

If people mistake you for a vampire (cough cough or you are one cough cough)...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you noticed that whoever Elizabeth Swan kissed dies copy and paste this in your profile. (Jack, Will, her father, Norrington, etc...)

92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you are a complete mangafreak and you are PROUD OF IT, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: SkywardShadow, Rodnii

If you believe that Naruto is the Best Anime out there then copy and paste this onto your page to spread the word.. Narutards forever and ever!!

If you want to beat the crap out of Sasuke for abandoning Konoha, copy and paste.

If you don't have a problem with Karin, copy and paste.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think Yu-Gi-Oh The Abridged Series is better than the actual anime, copy and paste this in your profile. (I LOVE the manga, but the anime is just bad

If you ever said you loved a manga/anime character and meant it, copy and paste; arigato!

If you are a GAARA fanatic, copy this into your profile.

Post this on your profile if every time you hear the word weasel you think of Itachi.

If you have ever bawled over your favorite character dying in a movie, video game, or book, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you cried when L Lawliet died, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you are a slight and/or complete Death Note junkie, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think Nate "Near" River is a cuddly little creature, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Sai is an okay guy and people need to give him a chance, please copy and paste.

YAOI ROCKS!! Repost this if you agree.

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you could, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious, snobby people, PLEASE copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories, copy and paste this into your profile.

If keyboards hate you, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you're obsessed with fanfiction, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both... copy this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway you could have clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that it's weird. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever blurted out something totally unrelated to the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a ridiculously long profile, copy and paste this onto your profile to make it longer.

If you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

WHETHER IT'S BETWEEN TWO MALES, TWO FEMALES, OR A MALE AND A FEMALE, LOVE IS LOVE!! ...if you agree, put this in your profile.

If you're freaking sick of all the Martha/Doctor fics, copy and paste this onto your profile page.

If you probably need a life but have no intention of getting one, copy this into your profile page.

If you are one of the wise ones that knew Rose would return BEFORE IT WAS REVEALED OUR HOPES AND DREAMS WOULD COME TRUE, copy and paste this.

If you've ever lost someone (dogs and hamsters count) you loved, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed a door that said pull or vice versa, copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you consider yourself a WRITER rather than just an AUTHOR, put this in your profile. Writers put emotion into their work. Authors do it for the money.

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you KNOW the voices in your head are real, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.

My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile!

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever forgotten your own name while introducing yourself copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you're one of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!


You know you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or my space.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn’t even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.


20 Things to do at Wal-Mart (Taken from SkywardShadow's profile.)

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
"'Code 3' in housewares."... and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&Ms on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME! PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream,
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while, and then yell, very loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here!"

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting, "Go, pikachu, go!"

17. Challenge people to duels in the back aisles with wrapping paper tubes.

18. Have a conversation with yourself loud enough so that people in the other aisles can hear you.

19. Throw things over one aisle into another one.


20. Mark out price tags with a sharpie.


Funny Things to Do in an Elevator

1. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

2. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

3. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

4. Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you’re on.

5. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

6. Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

7. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

8. Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.

9. Lay down a twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.

10. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.

11. Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

12. Ask, "Did you feel that?"

13. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

14. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"

15. Swat at flies that don't exist.

16. Tell people that you can see their aura.

17. Call out, "Group Hug!" and then enforce it.

18. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

19. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

20. Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

21. Stare at another passenger for awhile, then announce in horror, "You’re one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

22. Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

23. Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

24. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

25. Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".

26. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is my personal space!"


:.:7 Ways to Scare your Roommates:.:

7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..."

6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.

5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.

4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.

3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you are hungry.

2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"

1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."


DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE :
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:

MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER


You know you're obsessed with anime when...

1. You own a shiny, metal object of doom. (Grins evilly)

2. You and your friends have anime nicknames. (I happen to be Kakuzu... xD)

3. You know your favorite character’s birthday; favorite color food and animal, blood type, and you cant even remember your sibling’s birthday. (Jan 29th, Happy Barphdai Gaara!)

4. You are in multiple anime fan clubs (or own some!). (Yush!~ XD)

5. You almost die if you miss an episode of your favorite anime, or can't buy the newest manga. (-nodnod-)

6. Your friend shows you their manga collection and you drool all over their carpet. (Twice. Twice.)

7. You have dressed up as you favorite character on Halloween, or just for fun! (I was Kakuzu! xD My friend was Hidan, and we won the TentacleRape contest on DA because of our cosplays!)

8. You have a picture of your favorite character in your wallet or purse. (I lack anything in that sentence- except the pictures.)

9. You prefer guys with long silver hair and swords. (Nah, triple-bladed scythes and shoulder length silver hair work for me.)

10. You write a story about your favorite character for English class. (Actually, I nearly wrote about L for my Fall Prompt. XD)

11. You have pictures of anime all over you walls. (With pride. >XD)

12. You have a dream in Japanese and you don’t even understand it. (Guilty as charged. Sometimes, in the cafeteria, I swear people are talking in Jap.)

13. You want to learn Japanese for no apparent reason, even though you have never been to Japan and probably never will. (-sobs-)

14. Your knowledge of Japanese only extends to "hello" and "I will kill you". (Exactly! xD)

15. You begin to learn Japanese through watching subs. (That's me! xDD)

16. You use Japanese when in a conversation with any random person, and don’t realize you did until you see them looking at you funny. (The look on her face...)

17. You can't speak Japanese, can't understand Japanese yet you can sing along to the theme song of every anime movie you own. (Yeppers!~ -nodnod-)

18. You accidentally call a very unintelligent person Kuwabara by mistake. (Who? D:)

19. You wear a pink jewel around your neck and call it the shikon jewel. (Nah, I don't like pink and I don't wear jewelry. But I know what you're talking about! XDD)

20. You waist countless amounts of hair gel trying to that "Goku" look. (Not the "Goku" look, but other things have been attempted.)

21. (If you speak English) when English becomes your second language. (-grins-)

22. You name (or plan to name) your children after anime characters. (Hello Hidan, Kakuzu, Gaara, Tobi, L, and Zetsu!)

23. You buy shuriken or kunai. (Do frisbees wrapped in tinfoil with pointy card-board attachments count?)

24. You speak in subtitles. (-laughs- Yep!)

25. You prefer anime over real life. (Sadly, yes.)

26. You begin to think that blue or pink is a natural hair color. (It isn't?)

27. You continually buy and eat ramen, even if you don’t like it that much. (Oh, but I do like ramen! )

28. You suddenly decide to study a random martial art. (Me wants Jutsus!)

29. You cosplay daily. (If I can. XD I made my own Akatsuki cloak.)

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Confiscated by SnowFallsSlow reviews
He looked up, the bright light making him wince. “Lemme go…” She grabbed his cheek, shaking his head in a mock-caring way. “Sorry sweetheart, but you’ve been confiscated.” Rated T for later chapters.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 31,576 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 9/30/2014 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Beast Boy
Dark Innocence by heyepic reviews
His unkempt appearance was well-known by students and teachers alike at our school; his cold and reclusive behavior was even more recognizable. Joker/OC. **UPDATED 03/16/2014
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,795 - Reviews: 977 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 802 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Joker
Redesigning Sanity by Jokester666 reviews
He was insane, a criminal, and she was his ticket to the city. She unknowingly designed his clothes, and in doing so, became his target. Now she's making her own brand of revenge... against the Joker. Based off Dark Knight Joker/OC
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 34,463 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 3/20/2013 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Joker
Kaleidoscope by der kapitan reviews
"Our days are a kaleidoscope. Every instant a change takes place. New harmonies, new contrasts, new combinations of every sort. The most familiar people stand each moment in some new relation to each other, to their work, to surrounding objects." — GinRan, 100 themes. Traces of other pairings.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 100 - Words: 64,466 - Reviews: 1302 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 3/1/2013 - Published: 5/23/2007 - G. Ichimaru, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Divine Beast by The Sword's Keeper reviews
Feeling unappreciated by his so called friends, Beast Boy begans to view life in a different perspective. When lulled by promises of greatness and offered a chance of a lifetime by a mysterious group, can the Titans get to Beast Boy before its too late?
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 47,856 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Beast Boy, Raven
Crassulean Metabolism by K-chan9 reviews
He was a man underneath all the vines, a person with a past just like anyone else. As the members of Akatsuki slowly fall, he remains firmly rooted. This is the story of a life. This is the story of Zetsu. Eventual spoilers. Chapter 8 is up after a long wait; Please R&R.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,474 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Zetsu, Obito U./Tobi
Imperfection by EsophagealEruption reviews
It wells up inside you and it makes you sick. That's the only way I can describe this feeling - it's brokenand ugly. It takes over and it rules you, because you know you'll never be good enough. [RobBB, light RaeStar and CyBee] [Looks better now! Tweaked 05/2014.] Included: The final chapters were removed (didn't like them), but may be posted if writing improves.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 37 - Words: 43,517 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Beast Boy, Robin - Complete
Murphy’s First Law by Fandomatic reviews
McKay’s bad day is multiplying under Murphy’s First Law. Can McKay stop the new stargate from hiccuping and cranking out another McKay every 38 minutes? Or is he too tickled with his growing numbers to realize it's dooming the expedition?
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,573 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Rodney M. - Complete
Not Over Yet by seditionary reviews
Can Bruce Wayne find a way to save the Joker from himself? Can a man with no rules capture the heart of Gotham's hero? And will the Joker's time in Arkham save him...or break him? Batman/Joker. Mature content.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 60,002 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker
Tobi Tales by FrescaPower reviews
A series of completely nonsensical stories starring everyone's favorite masked Akatsuki member. Chapter 12 is up! Yes, I FINALLY updated.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,337 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/6/2011 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Obito U./Tobi
The Facets of Madness by Daydreaming-with-ink reviews
Alice had been his last spark of hope. When she left for a second time, when it seemed he was not enough for her, the Hatter finally lost it. Now she's back, and he's consumed by a different emotion every day. Can she coax him off that cliff of insanity?
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 59,130 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 5/18/2011 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
A Century Together by rapturesrevenge reviews
KisuYoru complete What started as a challenge to encourage me to draw and broaden my artistic capacity has now become a series of fanfics. Rated for mature themes in some of the shorts.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 101 - Words: 13,791 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 9/7/2007 - K. Urahara, Yoruichi S. - Complete
Call For Dr Reid by seditionary reviews
In Pt.1, Dr. Spencer Reid interrogates the Joker. Pt.2-Bruce Wayne prepares for a party to honor Reid for his help in capturing the Joker and saving Dent & Dawes. Derek Morgan's not happy about it, with good reason. Now M-rated for slash, sex, violence.
Crossover - Batman Begins/Dark Knight & Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,167 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Joker, S. Reid - Complete
Babysitting by Myth Queen reviews
The Big Guy has agreed to babysit Ashley and Henry for a week while Helen is away. How much trouble can a five-year-old and a ten-year-old get into?
Sanctuary - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,965 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Ashley M., Henry F., Bigfoot - Complete
Alucard by FaeryTaleFaever reviews
Integra Hellsing is a lonely young girl who lives with her father in a reclusive castle in Transylvania; however, a carriage accident outside her home brings an unexpected friend into the family's care, a beautiful and mysterious girl: Alucard. (One more chapter)
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,152 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/10/2010 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Alucard, Integra
As It Began by Mercedes Aria reviews
Once Upon A Time does not always end with Happily Ever After, even after the Dragon is slain. Tarrant/Alice; Tarrant/Mirana
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 78,139 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp, White Queen/Mirana of Marmoreal
Adapting by Shark on Land reviews
It hadn't happened on purpose. It was a fluke through and through. It's not as if they had wanted to switch bodies. "Alice dear, how in the world can you stand not wearing a hat? It's perfectly dreadful!" Hatter/Alice. A story told in oneshots.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,889 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp
Hello, My Name Is Fred by celticfox reviews
New Who is under invasion...from the classic series! A bunch of ficlets differing in length.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 29 - Words: 25,147 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 1/22/2008
Save Me From Insanity by sweet.outcast reviews
Gaara is a patient of a mental health institution and has been for two years. Will he ever be freed from insanity? Longer summary inside. GaaraxOC, non-pairing. AU. SOME cussing and violence in places, but not much and not super descriptive.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 41 - Words: 95,938 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Gaara
Dire Trouble by Lyon.The.Demon reviews
An UnSub turns out to be several UnSubs, and the only agent to figure this out is bound in a dark cell, starving to death. What, if anything, can Spencer Reid do to let the team know where he is, or what happened to him?
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst/Crime - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,621 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 10/18/2009 - S. Reid
The Raven and The Writing Desk by Savibreeze reviews
The Story of how Alice proves she belongs in Wonderland, or rather how she defies a few people a Time or two, bends a couple rules, and slips through a loophole to return to the only person who can embrace all of her Muchness. Alice/Hatter
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,321 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
Bookman by Dhampir72 reviews
This is the story of Bookman and how Lavi became his apprentice. It follows their hardships and adventures together throughout the years until they reach the Black Order. CHAPTER 38 ONLINE.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 38 - Words: 235,280 - Reviews: 800 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Bookman, Lavi
Alice of Otherland and Owlira of Antonia by Tamilda reviews
After another year in London Alice returns however accidentally to Underland. There she finds old friends, new rivals, and a new enemy. Find out if Alice can once again save the day. "Which reminds me, won't the Hatter be happy to see you.."
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,273 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp
Alistair in Wonderland: A Genderbending Story by Amaniachwen reviews
Burton's AiW version retold . . . with a genderbending twist! Here is hopefully the very amusing story of Englishman Alistair and his very, very Mad Hattie. Note: This is likely to be a bit darker than the movie in parts.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,381 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp
What the Doctor Saw by seditionary reviews
The evidence is in. Reid's the heartbroken eye witness. Even Morgan can't refute his guilt-but is it possible that he's innocent? Reid/Morgan slash, featuring Jordan Todd as the girl who gets Morgan into hot water with Spencer.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,213 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 5/7/2010 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Disordered by seditionary reviews
AU. Based on "Conflicted" Adam/Amanda . Spencer suffers from PTSD and has a second, female, personality working as a hooker. Derek vows to save him. Set in New Orleans. Adult material, including slash, cross-dressing, sex, references to rape and drug use
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 63,698 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 5/5/2010 - Published: 1/24/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Forget Me Not by Je Love You reviews
The Hatter feared that Alice wouldn't remember him after she left Underland, but he never considered the possibility that he would forget Alice. AxH
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,373 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 4/13/2010 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
Green by real-placebo-effect reviews
Ten years. Ten long years since Alice was last in Underland. Finding other’s inhibitions and prejudices obstructive to her own goals, she decides to do the impossible; return to Underland. Of course, ten years is a long time...
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,475 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/13/2010 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Knave of Hearts/Ilosovic Stayne, Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp
Unexpected Naked Jack by Madame Seabush reviews
The biggest oxymoron known to the internet. When is naked Jack ever unexpected? Drabble.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 2/11/2010 - 10th Doctor, Jack H.
Back Through The Rabbit Hole by batman008 reviews
The Red Queen is trying to rise back into power, and Alice is called once again to return to Underland to fix things for its residents. One problem. The Queen has captured the Hatter. And Alice has some odd feelings that she hasn't quite discovered. H/A
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp
Rookie Mistakes by Mahiri Chuma reviews
He just couldn't help but think that it would be such a stupid way to die. Tony and Tim make a rookie mistake. Tim/Tony Friendship fic. *on hiatus*
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,706 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Tony D., Tim M.
She Came Back by LoveandScience reviews
Alice comes back to find her Hatter, and realizes his wounded heart may take more than a kiss to heal. Does she love him enough to handle his madness when it's become depressive? AliceXHatter. Dark. Rated M for later. Cutting, Sexual Scenes, Depression.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,525 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
And He Said by Somewhere In Time reviews
He asked me so long ago, but it wasn’t until half the team was gone that I answered. But he was always waiting. Always. And he said....BBRae Beastboy and Raven, connected to my previous story, "Happily Ever After?", but can also be read as a standalone.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,832 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Beast Boy, Raven
The Descent by oleanderclouds reviews
He knew, now, that there had never been any possibility of forgoing him. The moment he'd first laid eyes on him, he'd been undone. Largely UnSub POV, where Reid finds himself, yet again, in the clutches of a very bad man. Slash; no pairing.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Crime/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 67,250 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 9/18/2009 - S. Reid - Complete
Mood Rings by Enula reviews
Burton's Alice. Three years have past and Alice is now returning. The Red Queen has escaped and is looking for revenge, so it's up to Alice and Hatter to once again risk their lives for Underland. Rated T for now. Alice/Hatter
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,435 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp
The Tallest Gene by MisterTabi reviews
As Zim recovers from his self sustained blow of the knowledge of the truth of his mission, he gains a new state of mind. Utilizing the genius available to him, Zim plans to show that even the short ones can become Taller than the Tallest.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,563 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/24/2010 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Zim
Goddammit by riversrunthroughme reviews
Wow," said Jimmy, eyeing the Winchesters. "You guys suck." /set post 5x14/ A story in which Castiel goes AWOL, Lucifer is hunting down a certain radio ad-time salesman, angels are everywhere, and Jimmy fends for himself surprisingly goddamn well.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,723 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 3/15/2010 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Castiel, Jimmy N.
Days Like Crazy Paving by celticfox reviews
The Doctor likes robot dogs, Romantic poets, scarves, and rare first editions. Rose likes the Doctor. AU
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,405 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Rose T., Jack H.
Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds by Metal Dog reviews
Mice in the wiring cause the TARDIS to drift into the distant future... meanwhile, an astronaut orbiting Io receives a nasty surprise.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,106 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/15/2010 - 11th Doctor
My Light by Cole224 reviews
Tony calls someone in to help when he can't crack a case. Tony/Dean slash.
Crossover - NCIS & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,977 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Tony D., Dean W. - Complete
SGA: Doctor Meredith by spookysister7 reviews
An Ancient machine turns McKay into a woman, and that's only the beginning of his problems! He runs into Kolya and finds himself the victim of some unwanted attention. Based on Ellex's 'Keeping Dr. Meredith'. Non-slashy and slashy alternating chaps
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 33 - Words: 48,482 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Rodney M., John S.
Over the Hills and Far Away by GluttonousAnorexiaNervosa reviews
The Doctor investigates a signal originating in French-controlled England, and, surprise surprise, finds something unexpected. Man, I suck at summaries. I should never sell used cars.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,438 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 12/27/2009 - 4th Doctor
Black Skies by Martorano reviews
The TARDIS is gone, and the Doctor and Romana are stranded somewhere in time and space, in the courtyard of a dark castle where nothing is what it seems.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,686 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2010 - 4th Doctor, Romana II
Ghosts of Halloween by Martorano
Halloween, 1990. The Doctor takes Romana trick-or-treating, but will a rogue Sontaran, a haunted manor in New Orleans, and what the Doctor swears is a real-life Demon ruin the festivities?
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,165 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/18/2009 - 4th Doctor, Romana II - Complete
The Spectre by GuardianSoulBlade reviews
Spectre Fusion. The deaths of his parents made him lose all belief in God, but when death takes him God gives him a task: Become the Avenging Spirit. His choices would change the fate of everyone he loved…BBRae fic, M for dark spirtual themes, violence.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,426 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/9/2009 - Published: 1/7/2006 - Beast Boy, Brother Blood
Origins of a Pirate by evilquail reviews
Jack Sparrow's life has always been full of surprises. Come in and see what really happened in the before time. pre COTBP. No romance, I promise!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 13,671 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/20/2009 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Cutler B.
A State of Anger by Lyon.The.Demon reviews
When a killer in a psychotic break suddenly wrecks havoc in Fredericksburg, Virginia, the BAU is called in to profile a seemingly random UnSub who continues to remain at large. But what happens when Reid figures out what the team has missed all along?
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,717 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/17/2009 - Published: 10/14/2009 - S. Reid
Hobbies by Agar reviews
Alucard has picked up some strange hobbies in the past 500 years. A week long “slice of life” in the Hellsing household.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,913 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Alucard, Integra
Monster by FreddyJasonV reviews
Jack Napier is your average everyday guy. He's a hard worker, but a loner. He's been having bad luck all his life. But one day on the job, he really realizes just how one rotten day can change your life forever... My take on Joker's origin. Please R&R.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 54,302 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/14/2009 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Joker - Complete
In The Closet by Lli reviews
Just think of all the things one can keep in closets: brooms, boots, skeletons, sexualities, dirty clothes, the possibilities are endless, really... This is me jumping on the drabble-wagon.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 100 - Words: 33,357 - Reviews: 700 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Complete
But for the Grace of God by Ryo-Wolf reviews
If not for the smallest of changes, it is said one can essentially become another. With such a change, how similar can Naruto and Gaara become? In a world where these two similar individuals exist, what will happen when they meet? /Not Yaoi. Female Gaara.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 82,841 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 10/8/2009 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Naruto U., Gaara
Burn the Evidence by Marlin-Rae reviews
Tortured and left for dead, it was a miracle he was still breathing.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,360 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Lavi
Rodney's Really Bad Days by debbie418uk2 reviews
A collection of short one shots featuring McKay getting in trouble and Sheppard either helping him and/or causing it later chapters have more complete stories.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 80 - Words: 221,705 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Rodney M., John S.
Lightning in a Bottle by Mirrorion reviews
Brief, sudden, yet defiantly unforgettable. If only they could be preserved, tightly sealed and imprisoned forever. Prompt series, ongoing.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/9/2009 - Published: 8/3/2009
Haunted by blue lips reviews
AU. When Sam moved to Amity Park, she was a skeptic. But as it turns out, her house is haunted by a boy named, Danny. Thing is, Danny needs help settling some unfinished business. Can he get Sam’s attention long enough ask for help? Dan/Sam.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,946 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Sam M., Dan Phantom
The Date by seditionary reviews
Bruce Wayne is ready to face an uncomfortable truth about himself, but when he makes a bold move, he quickly finds he is in over his head. Will he make the best of it? Or will a certain unexpected clown create more chaos in his life than he likes?
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,333 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
Five Stages of Loss by I Spaz With Pizzazz reviews
Without fail, they are losing themselves in each other. And as they fall, their insane craving only gets stronger. Against their better judgement, they feed it. LUCKY chapterfic, shounen-ai.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,448 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Tyki Mikk, Lavi
Garage Grease and Face Paint by Jokester666 reviews
Grease stains and the sickening scent of blood filled the garage. Crackling laughter filled it to the rim, pulling out fear, suspicion and an overwhelming sense danger.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,830 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Joker
Snow Country Holiday by NUMA-WAFFLE reviews
The Akatsuki commemorate the leaving of Orochimaru, go on holiday, have fun, and kill things. This story will be filled with "funniness" and "RandomNESSSSS!" Enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,030 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Obito U./Tobi, Zetsu - Complete
Game Within the Game by Sharper Than the Sword reviews
Let me explain further, then, for those of you who are not the Doctor. I am sure he has figured it out already. The object of the game we are playing is to obtain the name of your opponent. The Doctor, his daughter, Torchwood, and a mysterious enemy.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 68,695 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/25/2009 - Published: 10/20/2008 - 10th Doctor, Jenny - Doctor's Daughter - Complete
Knives in the Dark by Menamebephil reviews
My first attempt at Avatar. Is anyone surprised that it's an AU? This is not Maikka, unfortunately. Ty-Lokka, Kataang, Maiko, with maybe a little Tokka for seasoning. A really dumb idea, masquerading as a For the Want of a Nail type story.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 61 - Words: 138,836 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Sokka, Mai
My Boyfriend, the Joker by seditionary reviews
A plain jane bank clerk muses on her relationship with the Joker. He's a real sweetie, most of the time...loosely TDK based. Some mature content,language.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,702 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Joker
Rethinking Things He Never Knew by SARXII reviews
It seemed to be a normal fight between the two men, but that couldn't have been further from the truth. L hits his head and wakes up with no recollection of who he is, sending the task force upside down and Light head over heels. L/Light.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,503 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 7/29/2008 - L, Light Y.
Another Night by Ryo Hoshi reviews
Scenes from Spirit and Stein's time as partners, from when they met to when it ended. Companion piece to One Night. 1. They first met on a rainy night.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Spirit A./Death Scythe, Franken Stein
WaterFalls by Mimi-dudette reviews
Years in the past, Gar Logan is being forced to steal and is learning it's best to just forget the past. When Robin and Raven are blasted into the past they are forced to choose; Save Beast boy's tortured past or leave the future to unfold? POSTPONED.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,757 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 5/19/2009 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Beast Boy, Raven
THE USER’S GUIDE AND MANUAL TO THE JOKER by Xrai reviews
Congratulations on your purchase of a THE JOKER Unit!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Joker - Complete
Bedtime Stories by SapSorrow reviews
A couple of very silly one-shots surrounding the bedtime shenanigans of Harley and Joker. It's all foolishness and tasteless jokes I'm afraid.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/8/2009 - Published: 10/19/2008 - [Harley Quinn, The Joker] - Complete
Safe Harbor by Richefic reviews
Gibbs wasn't known for his patience with new recruits. But then he had never recruited anyone in the same circumstances as DiNozzo. Even so, the transfer from Baltimore PD to Washington NCIS doesn't exactly run smoothly.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 58,733 - Reviews: 1124 - Favs: 707 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Hidden Pain by Fyrewire reviews
After a mission that nearly costs him his life Rodney begins acting strange... Can Sam save him or will she lose him to the darkness?
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 10,678 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/28/2009 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Rodney M., S. Carter/Sam - Complete
Original Sin by Deathofme reviews
AU. Adaptation of a greek myth. Murder. Sex. Betrayal. Albus Dumbledore decides to test the all-powerful nature of the Order of the Phoenix and Severus takes the fall as collateral damage.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,003 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/20/2009 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Severus S.
What it Means to Be A Villain by The Crackverse reviews
It had always been thought that it took a certain kind of person to be a Gotham villain. But everything they think is about to change.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Complete
Quinzel: A Harlequin Romance in Harley Quinn Style by Futuramakid reviews
AU. What if the Joker fell for Harleen Quinzel, rather than the other way around? Written in the style of a romance novel, this fic follows the life of Harleen Quinzel from her arrival at Arkham onwards. Please R&R!
Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Harley Quinn, The Joker
The Sexcapades of Raito Yagami and L Lawliet by Grimm-kitty-kun reviews
Update 2/15/09. A series of sexy one/two-shots featuring our two favorite boys L and Raito Light . Spoiler Warning! Lemons, Yaoi
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,329 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 8/11/2008 - L, Light Y.
Running the Banner Down by ricebol reviews
Tear down the person you were, get out from under the shadows, rebuild with what you have left. Sometimes it doesn’t feel like enough, and sometimes the cost is too high. Character piece, Five.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,184 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/13/2009 - 5th Doctor - Complete
SteinMarie Shuffle Drabble Challenge by CJ Blackwing reviews
10 Stein/Marie drabbles done with the MP3-player-on-shuffle-challenge-thing. Some fluff, a little implicit stuff, rated T to be safe. Mild implied chapter 40 spoilers.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Franken Stein, Marie M.
The Orpheus Effect by Miss Pookamonga reviews
A tragic accident. A mysterious stranger with a mysterious past. And a hidden world, altogether terrifying and shocking, that Rodney McKay is about to stumble into. Is it merely coincidence? Or something more?
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,641 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/11/2009 - Published: 12/6/2008 - [Rodney M., S. Carter/Sam] OC
The Master List by Solo By Choice reviews
The Master List of Things That I, Adric, Must Not Do While On the TARDIS Or Traveling With the Doctor In Any Capacity." 58. Try to figure out why all of us seem to wear one color all the time
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Adric, 4th Doctor - Complete
It's a Funny World We Live In by DefineTheLine reviews
My take on the origin of The Joker and how he got those scars. Jack, a struggling comedian, will cope with the corrupt underworld of Gotham and prove that one really bad day can push a man over the edge. Chapters 3 & 4 now up!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,123 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/28/2009 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Joker
Beautiful Despair by grilledjellyfish reviews
How Gin's and Matsumoto's lives evolved and revolved around one another. Losing the battle against his inner Hollow, Gin has to decide between Rangiku's safety and Aizen's offer; Gin/Matsu; Chap.15: Defying the Sky
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,123 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/27/2009 - Published: 3/3/2008 - G. Ichimaru, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Things Best Left Untouched by magic-pages reviews
House finds a Jeeves and Wooster DVD at Best Buy. There is no reconciliation for him from then on. Utter crack.
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/20/2009 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Imperfect Men by Era Yachi reviews
The body of a young petty officer is found in Theater Park. Then it explodes. One of the team becomes a victim. Now more body bombs are showing up, threatening his own people, and Gibbs in on the hunt for answers.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,148 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Ducky M.
Sniveling? by Half-drowned Dracula reviews
James Potter walks in the corridors of Hogwarts at night. He never expected to find what he did in the astronomy tower. Rating only for plenty of swearing. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,749 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Severus S., James P. - Complete
With Ease by Verboten Byacolate reviews
Stein/Marie. Stein isn't looking for "never."
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Franken Stein, Marie M. - Complete
Atlantis Puppet Pals by Miss Pookamonga reviews
What do you get when you combine SGA with Potter Puppet Pals? Atlantis Puppet Pals, of course! WARNING: CONTAINS EXTREME RANDOM STUPIDNESS INVOLVING HYPERACTIVE PUPPETS.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,858 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/6/2009 - Published: 3/22/2007 - Elizabeth W., Rodney M., Ronon D., David S./Sheppard - Complete
Blue Remembered Hills by Ammanalien reviews
Rodney walks out on a winter's day... and gets whumped of course.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,624 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Rodney M., Jennifer K.
Bicycle by Im-a-tiger reviews
At an urgent meeting, the members of the Black Order find out exactly how 'involved' a Bookman can be with his collegues. Lavi x Everyone
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Lavi, Cross Marian - Complete
Christmas Aliens by Tazmy reviews
A crack!ficlet in which Madison tells Rodney a Christmas story.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Rodney M.
Dirty Little Secret by Late For The Sky reviews
Well, /this/ was unexpected. Written for SGA flashfic's Amnesty 2008 challenge. Set in the Rodney-as-a-Tok'ra 'Verse. Complete.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/24/2008 - John S., Rodney M. - Complete
What A Kiss Is by Jiia-chan reviews
Will used to think that 'Goodbye' was forever. Now he's not so sure. With Jack's memory lost to an ill-fated deal with a certain tentacled pirate captain, it's up to Will to return the Captain Jack Sparrow we all know and love. Slash.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 66 - Words: 46,301 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Will T., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Fissure by Menamebephil reviews
A devastating attack sends two lonely and despondent figures tumbling through the ether. Can they put aside their differences, find their way home, and perhaps find happiness at the same time? Probably not, but what can you do? BB/Jinx. Hells yeah.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 25,120 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 12/21/2008 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Beast Boy, Jinx
Déjà vu by VoucherMono reviews
The world had certainly changed, and yet was eerily similar at the same instant. Will this path end differently, or will Hidan be doomed to repeat these events indefinitely? Somewhat AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Spiritual - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,095 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 12/21/2008 - Published: 11/23/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Breaking Point by UnknownZero reviews
B has escaped and armed with a deadlier goal in mind than ever, he drags L into a world of his own. But Light is not so pleased with the events and will stop at nothing to find L. But will he be too late? Yaoi Light/L rated for gore
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,615 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/21/2008 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Light Y., L
Laws Of Parsimony by tielan reviews
Rodney is trying to save their lives again. Teyla is interrupting him.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Rodney M., Teyla E. - Complete
Madness is the Route of All Fun Really by kitty-re reviews
Madness is like gravity - all it takes is a little push. The Joker toys with the idea of releasing the caged madness in Batman; he'd die for that kind of chaotic fun. Dark in a playful kind of way.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Surprises On Street Corners by CayshaGriffin reviews
Two strangers meet on a sunny street in Gotham and recognize each other, even though they've never met before. Implied Batman/Joker .
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
Dance In The Dark by sbyamibakura reviews
Batman/Joker, post-TDK. It was so risky, but he had to; he’d do anything to get his Batsy. Anything.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,039 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
McKay's Bad Day by bunjamina66 reviews
Rodney McKay is about to have one of the worst days of his life…
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,031 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
Deep Breath Before The Plunge by Miss Pookamonga reviews
Because imagining her there with him is easier than dying alone.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/3/2008 - [Rodney M., S. Carter/Sam] - Complete
Death Note Interogation! by no heart to follow reviews
Light, L, Misa, the Wammy boys and all the other Death Note characters are locked in my basement, just waiting to answer your questions! Ask anything from favorite color to... yeah, anything. :3. Rated T because I FEEL like it.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,149 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/3/2008 - Published: 8/1/2008
Strange Motives by Come like shadows reviews
After Batman is shot, the Joker becomes strangely protective of him. Does Bruce really want to find out why? slash
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,682 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/2/2008 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Tobi has an Itch by Ivonovna reviews
When Tobi overhears a conversation, he encounters a word he's never heard before. Puzzling over what it could mean, he asks Deidara. Unfortunately, Deidara gives him the wrong definition, which causes Tobi to wreak word misuse upon the Akatasuki!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,870 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
Is tobi a bad boy? by mydream reviews
This is mild fluff... it's a one-shot I did for an apology, for my readers... M/M Tobi/Zetsu fluff... i was told it is cute.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/29/2008 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Zetsu, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
The More I Thought of It, the Worse It Became by Ivonovna reviews
A short oneshot on Hidan's thoughts after his battle with Konoha, set at when he's in the pit. Not the angst! It kills my inner fangirl! Please Read and Reiview! Obviously Hidan centric.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Hidan - Complete
Subjugate by yangires reviews
Suddenly, that trip to Los Angeles didn’t seem quite so pleasant. ―AU, Beyond x Misa―
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,247 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/21/2008 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Misa A., BB
Not Quite Sane by Akatsuki Feathers reviews
Five years can change a person. But now that person is out and ready to find a certain man. [Sequel to Insanity, AU, GaaLee]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,892 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/18/2008 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Gaara, Lee R.
The Sound of Drums by Sailor Sol reviews
He had thought the sound of drums had been the sound of the universe. It wasn't until the very end that the Master realized just how right he had been.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Published: 11/18/2008 - The Master, 10th Doctor - Complete
A Forgotten Child by Snape-Sistas reviews
Five year old Severus is a sad, lonely little boy until he meets a certain little red haired girl who offers him something he seriously lacks: friendship. Very loosely and based on OOTP and DH. Rated for substance abuse/violence/strong lang. No slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,128 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Severus S., Lily Evans P.
The Last Companion by Ravioli Lord of Pantslessness reviews
The Doctor finally finds a companion that can stay with him forever. But does he want to?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,491 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/15/2008 - Published: 10/2/2008
The Last Companion V2 by Ravioli Lord of Pantslessness reviews
A tale of the Doctor and a friend he never expected. and dragons. It's about dragons too.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,092 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/15/2008 - Published: 10/31/2008 - 10th Doctor
Kiss Me Red by kkscatnip reviews
Spirit in a dress. // Spirit wondered how he got into these situations, sometimes. Well, no, that was wrong. He didn't wonder how he got into them. He just wondered why he agreed every. damned. time.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,882 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Franken Stein, Spirit A./Death Scythe - Complete
The Day Gaara Died by Ariel D reviews
Sandsibs fic. Kankuro hangs in the moment between Gaara's life and death, struck with a pain he can't face. Set during Shippuuden. READ AUTHOR'S NOTE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,743 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/12/2008 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Simulation by Ma Chat reviews
For the fanfic50 LJ community. Fifty tales of Beyond Birthday and L, from sorrow to love and the things that may have been. Theme 3; alone. It was only in the morning that L saw him.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,668 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/28/2008 - Published: 8/28/2008 - L
Mr Womanizer by Akatsuki-Fangirl reviews
CRACK When Kakuzu and Hidan are left at the base alone, some cracky things can happy...R&R NO FLAMES
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
The Misadventures of the Hellsing Organization by Draconic Vengence reviews
You don't have to be insane to work here, but it helps. A collection of prompt fics that may very well go on until someone finally manages to actually kill Alucard.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,253 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 10/5/2008
Yet Another Note: The Winchester Mad Bombings by A.Pseudonym reviews
It had to be done... and it is done! Watari reminisces on how he met L, all those years ago, and the strange circumstances surrounding L's first case.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Crime/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,256 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/5/2008 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Watari, L - Complete
Zeus Plugs by tromana reviews
Romana bemoans the Doctor's lack of organisation. Romana I/Four
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Romana I., 4th Doctor - Complete
Pants or Lemonade by ShadowInTheHall reviews
Name's from MarsOutcast. Nothing to do with either. Ichigo notices Urahara's new assistant, who looks a lot like Yoruichi, with a hat a lot like Kisuke's. Come to think of it, where IS his hat? And when did he get a pet raccoon? KisukexOc
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,927 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/29/2008 - Published: 7/14/2008 - K. Urahara, Yoruichi S.
A Clock That Never Ticks by Ivonovna reviews
England is at war with Russia, causing famine and disparity in every direction. Meanwhile, L, ailed with an undiagnosed sickness, struggles to get to London before his time runs out...
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,997 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/22/2008 - L
Swearfest by Sage347 reviews
In a world where merely saying "Hello" is not an option, we find... Hidan and Tayuya. Please don't shoot me. Warning- language. Bigtime.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 316 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Hidan, Tayuya - Complete
A Very Death Note Wedding by Emery Board reviews
Because it is apparently impossible for L and Raito-kun to do anything normally. Shameless crack with a completely messed-up timeline, if only because this is the only way I can imagine any sort of romance between our two super-genii.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,780 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Sacred Snow by Naomi-Misora reviews
Seven-year-old Ryuzaki sees the world differently as he peers behind the gates from Wammy's.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/5/2008 - L - Complete
Posture by Moonshine 369 reviews
L sits in a strange position, but it helps him out a lot. But Light isn't the same as L. What makes him think he has a right to sit like L?
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,479 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Published: 9/4/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Zenith by Serria reviews
Perhaps it's the rain, but L feels grownup for the first time. No one has ever been up this high with him before, and together, on toddling like acrobats on raised stakes, he and Light can see the sky. L/Light
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/27/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Through The Looking Glass by thebookhobbit reviews
Because he's just too far away-" Stein character-study of sorts. Marie's point of view; can be taken as SteinMarie, but was not thus intended. Angsty, short, oneshot ficlet.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 409 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Franken Stein, Marie M. - Complete
Periculum by Mirrorion reviews
The BB Murder Cases took it's toll on Naomi Misora's mental health. An encounter with a former boss assists in allieviating the pain. LxNaomi
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,585 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/12/2008 - L, Naomi M. - Complete
Jinchuuriki by Songstone reviews
After a strange encounter with a young boy, Lee finds that his life can get much worse than it is already. Now he's questioning his sanity and running away from a ten-foot tall fox that only he can see. What is going on in this town? -Finally updated-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,932 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/7/2008 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Lee R., Gaara
I Am Not! by dead drifter reviews
Each Akatsuki gives us a moment of their time to rant and rave about something that they most definitely are NOT. And yet…maybe they really ARE.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,817 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 8/2/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008
Settling by FallenPride reviews
He couldn't have said what exactly was different about the people and Atlantis. Not with any real conviction. What he could say was that Atlantis sang a very dark melody. S5 casting, chara study
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Complete
Kazekage Misadventures by YondyB reviews
Just humorous drabbles about our favorite redheaded insomniac psychopath Kazekage.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 7,703 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 7/7/2007 - Gaara
Courtesy Calls by MithLuin reviews
Why Alucard is not allowed to Answer the Phone.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,153 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Complete
Blacks and Grays by Videre reviews
Gin wasn't going show up in the middle of the night with a small white flower to tuck into her hands and an insincere apology on his lips this time. A series of GinRan dabbles.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/16/2008 - Published: 7/11/2008 - G. Ichimaru, R. Matsumoto
In the Morning by Nani-Chan reviews
What happens when two Akatsuki members wake up and find out that they are not next to their lover, but next to each other? Rated M for language and certain scenes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,464 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Pain/Pein, Deidara
To Hell and Back by dead drifter reviews
ShounenAi KakuHidan. Kakuzu’s dead, but he can’t rest until his Soul Mate, Hidan, dies as well. The dead nin returns to Earth armed with the only thing that CAN kill Jashinists: Stygian water…Full summary inside.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,022 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Little Akatsuki Pet Shop by Jessy-Fran reviews
What do the residents of the 'Little Pet Shop' get up to at night? Probably not what you expect! More crack because it owns my soul. NO PAIRINGS. That would be nasty.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Deidara, Sasori
Sinister by lorcan reviews
Why build a left-handed android? A crewmate wonders whether Data uses his left hand by choice or design, and why. Oneshot.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 921 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Data
Oh, Angel by conspiredfate reviews
“Why do you watch?” the voice asked him. “Because he is still alive.” L replied. [SPOILERS for the ending of DN] From the nothingness, L watches as Light ulitmately falls. [Ministory]
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 3,999 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 9/7/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
The Adventures of Kankuro and Friends by fOrEvEr-MiCkEy513 reviews
Kankuro goes to a shop with his friends and family and ends up in an eronic twist.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Akatsuki's Random Days in High School by Nani-Chan reviews
Yay for the sucky summary. A random day in high school for each of the Akatsuki members. First up: Zetsu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,337 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Zetsu, Hidan
What Hurts the Most by Shadow of Midnight reviews
Short Angsty one shot about Gaara and emotional pain. R&R
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Gaara - Complete
Coffee and Catnip by Babs McGoogle reviews
L, Near, Mello, and Matt all wake up to a strange surprise...cat ears! a little yaoi, crack fic
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/23/2008 - L, Near - Complete
Sad Puppy Dog Tales by Her Sweetness reviews
For the record, L can be pretty mean. L and Matsuda vignette.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Matsuda T., L - Complete
Beyond Birthday's Lullaby by Greendayluvr93 reviews
A twisted spinoff on a classic children's lullaby.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 87 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Complete
Accents by Songstone reviews
Accents were something that Kakuzu knew he and Hidan would have once they had begun to learn the English language. However, long after Kakuzu had perfected an American accent, Hidan was still replacing the 'W' sound with that of a 'V.' -Cute KakuHidan-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Star Gazing Festival by Ariel D reviews
SANDSIBS fic. The Sibs have made chunin, and Kankuro thinks Gaara should celebrate by attending the summer star gazing festival. Brotherly love. Set post-Sasuke Retrieval and pre-Shippuuden.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,296 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 55 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
You Breath is The Waves To Me by XBloodStormX reviews
Everyone has their own fears and nightmares. Hidan is no exception. But who is there to comfort him when those fears emerge? HidanXKakuzu fluff ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Hocus Pocus by slashbutterfly reviews
Abby makes a strange discovery, and Tony finds that acting on impulse is not always a bad thing. McNozzo slash.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,670 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Tim M., Tony D. - Complete
From the Ashes by LawliPop reviews
A collection of short fanfics centered around Beyond Birthday and L. -Some BxL.-
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,911 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 2/28/2008 - L
Phone Tag by green see-through ghosts reviews
Because, after all, some things are so annoying that you just have to laugh at them. AU, Hidan/Temari, crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,469 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Hidan, Temari - Complete
Black by Liah Cauthon reviews
A drabble on the colour black. Vague Death Note references. I don't own anything except my words.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 285 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/23/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Hit the Road by dragnclaw reviews
The last thing Sakura expected she'd have to do that day was accept a ride from a strange, cranky man in an oversized semi, but sometimes fate leads you down the road you'd least expect.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,705 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 5/18/2008 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Sakura H., Kakuzu
The Potato? by Lozy-2610 reviews
What will happen when a strange and possibly dangerous object gets thrown at Zetsu and Tobi. And what will happen when Kakuzu and Deidara get dragged into the mess.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Deidara, Kakuzu, Obito U./Tobi, Zetsu - Complete
Naruto: 20 Moonlit Massacres by Tiger5913 reviews
Shukaku and Gaara would both deny having any dependency on each other, but nevertheless, they were connected together. ! Shukaku and Gaara centric, based on the 20 truths style !
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,460 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Gaara, Shukaku - Complete
Taste In Men by Smackalicious reviews
Tony informs McGee of the duty he needs to perform as his partner. McNozzo, so slash. Non-explicit, though. You've been warned. Shameless movie referencing and Placebo song title stealing.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,960 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Tim M., Tony D. - Complete
Routine by Staple Queen reviews
It was their routine. --Just some LxLight fluff finally , boyxboy, no like, no read.--
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Published: 4/28/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Tomodachi by Kaizoku no Kazoku reviews
What if Lee had met Gaara as a child, before all the things that happened to Gaara to turn him into a killer? AU No pairing
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,200 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Lee R., Gaara
Anthem of the Demons by shiki1696 reviews
-character deaths- -Sing for the love that died today, sing for the regrets that will always stay.-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Hush! It's a Secret! by SeeingToad reviews
When blackmailed with a scandalous secret, Gaara has to choose between remaining the Kazekage and handing over the Shukaku. Onesided pairings. Female!Gaara.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,012 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/21/2008 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Gaara
Childlike by SongoftheDarquePhoenix reviews
Tobi is a good boy, if only in dreams.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Obito U./Tobi - Complete
BlackBird by Angela and MiniMix reviews
One blackbird, two blackbirds, three. One for Matt and Mello, and one for me One for the driver, one for his reaper One to be my brother's keeper.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Complete
In The Rain by muertalas reviews
He could always jump to escape the painful heart attack that he was destined to succumb to. He would have wings momentarily, like a bird or an angel. One-shot. Spoilers for Episode Twenty-Five.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,128 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Published: 3/30/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Kraken by JeanieBeanie33 reviews
He's gone through a lot of emotions in his lifetime, especially one as extraordinary as his, but there is one feeling Jack Sparrow can't shake, one monster that won't stop trailing him everywhere he goes....
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Kraken - Complete
Our Red Rose by ieatwithchopsticks reviews
Every chloroplast-filled cell she touched would wilt in her very hands. Coincidence? Or maybe an omen. When she meets an eccentric venus flytrap man, she is surprised to find he does not die in her care. In fact, maybe there's something more to him...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,886 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Zetsu - Complete
Requiem for Atlas by Ariel D reviews
SANDSIBS fic. As Gaara rebuilds his chakra, he refuses to accept help from anyone. Can Kankuro convince him that he doesn't have to be like Atlas carrying the heavens on his shoulders? Set post Shippuuden ep. 32. Now the second story in a growing series.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,992 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/14/2008 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Submerged by ShaleSubaru reviews
A rather strange crossover-esque story involving a few well-known pirate personalities being thrown face-first into the 21st century. Follow Jack as he finds his feet in our time...and a few unwelcome surprises.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,100 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/6/2008 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Davy Jones
You're gonna die soon by IceCrome reviews
In Quarter Queen's final moments, Beyond Birthday sings a song. That is oddly fitting. Oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Complete
You Know What We Need? A Harmonica by Mistress Scribbles reviews
There comes a time in every man's life when the only thing to do is to lie on the floor in the dark - listening to The Blues and discussing life, death, women and cats over a bottle of Bourbon. D & G friendship.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,359 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Data, G. LaForge - Complete
The Blood of Brothers by Ariel D reviews
SANDSIBS fic. What does it mean to be brothers? Gaara didn't used to consider Kankuro his brother, but their relationship has slowly changed. Can they cement their bond? Set post Shippuuden ep. 32. Now the first story in a series.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,138 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/20/2008 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
No Regrets by abovethenightsky reviews
Sometimes we're haunted in the strangest ways...'That was something Light always liked about Ryuzaki, how he could be so oblivious in some ways and yet so terribly observant in all of the ones that mattered.' Some L/Light, oneshot, spoilers for Ch.58.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,890 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Published: 2/10/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Not So Subtle by silvereyesish reviews
-LxLight- The first thing Light saw upon waking up on Valentine's Day was L's face.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,179 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/31/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Tamed Only By Lonliness by Frowny Faced Doom reviews
ZeTobi yaoi Aah, my soul is just as icy as you. I'm returning to life in your fingers..... Discontinued
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,048 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/30/2008 - Published: 10/17/2007 - Zetsu, Obito U./Tobi
Learn to read with zetsu san by sharty-nara-girl reviews
the dark zetsu and tobi cannot read. leader rules that all members must know how to read, so white zetsu decides to teach them. things go wrong, once again at itachi's expense. 2nd story in the akatsuki series im making R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Zetsu, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Mug Shots by DrawMeASheep reviews
McGee's giant mug deserves its own show, but network TV just isn't that progressive.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,270 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Complete
Hidan Tells A Goodnight Story by Kurogokegumo reviews
Hidan tells a goodnight story to Naruto and Gaara. Need to tell you anymore?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Hidan, Naruto U. - Complete
Stomach Flu by silvereyesish reviews
...LxLight... L would choose the one day they were completely alone to get sick.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,624 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/17/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Supply Run by X-parrot reviews
A trading mission goes south for the team.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,600 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/15/2008 - John S., Rodney M. - Complete
The Sound of Novelty Songs by cheri1 reviews
10th Doctor with Rose, Jack and Simm!Master. Humor AU After years of searching for just the right thing to drive the Doctor insane, the Master has finally found the most fiendish thing in the universe. Cheesy novelty songs. One Shot.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,420 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/8/2008 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
Breaking Rule One by tromana reviews
Just how many different 'Rule Ones' is one Time Lord allowed? Very shippy FourRomana.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2008 - 4th Doctor, Romana II - Complete
The Terrible Tale of the Akatsuki by Lychenne Laki reviews
...And the effects of Christmas excess. This is all about how the Akatsuki would spend their holidays. Featuring orochimaru, kimimaro, lots of yaoi. Rated M for: sex, drugs, rock n roll, violence, assaulted house plants, un sensible drinking and ofc YAOI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,451 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/6/2008 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Tayuya, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Popsicles and Carrots by Songstone reviews
Dinner with the Kazekage should not be as stressful as it was for Lee! He should be able to come home, sit down and eat a quiet meal with his lover maybe talk about different topics of interest. But his mind should not, repeat not, go into the gutter!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Lee R., Gaara - Complete
Gaara! Lee! by Songstone reviews
Gaara! Lee! The puppeteer had a very bad habit of entering a room without knocking, though with Shinobi for siblings, that had never really been a problem before. LeeGaa.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 27 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Lee R., Gaara - Complete
The Little Big List of Rules by dead drifter reviews
This is the list of rules posted in the kitchen of the Akatsuki house in my Crack Fic universe, anyway. Whether anyone in Akatsuki actually READS it is questionable. But you should read it. Because the evil Gumby mailbox posted at the curb said so.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/11/2007 - Complete
Breakfast is a Bang the Sequel! by dead drifter reviews
And Kakuzu thought that exploding cereal was the worst of his problems!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,703 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/5/2007 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Childhood's End by Nilahxapiel reviews
Because he was not always the greatest detective in the world. Once upon a time, he was just a little boy named L.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,770 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/28/2007 - L - Complete
Thanksgiving at the Akatsuki Lair by dead drifter reviews
Turkey massacres, exploding pumpkins and Amaterasu in the kitchen. What more could you want for Thanksgiving?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,925 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Complete
Ignorance Is Not Bliss by Smackalicious reviews
Tony DiNozzo had no clue. [Oneshot. Ziva angst. Post Designated Target. Seriously angsty.]
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Green Thumb by Momosportif reviews
Tobi and Zetsu oneshot! I tried to leave it up to the reader as to whether or not it's as a pairing or just Tobi and Zetsu being Tobi and Zetsu. Zetsu's in recovery and it will take more than bed rest to make him better. Kishimoto's characters. Smile!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Zetsu, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
50 Things Hyuuga Neji is Not Allowed to Do by Emerald707 reviews
In which, is fifty things Hyuuga Neji is no longer allowed to do. Crack!fic, warning of randomness, and humorous traces of yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Neji H. - Complete
A Realm For The Hellish by FullMoonAtMidnight reviews
A horrible place. A place filled with fear. Fear for your life. Fear for your innocence. Fear for tommorow. A realm for the hellish is what it is. Dark poem. Hinting at ShukakuGaara although no names are actually metioned.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 240 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/10/2007 - Gaara - Complete
Palmer and His Secret Lover by Smackalicious reviews
The only serious situation right now is I am randy and looking for a shag. [PalmerSurprise! Crack!Fic! Oneshot and I am never ever writing a sequel. Ever.]
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/9/2007 - Jimmy P. - Complete
In The Name Of Justice by Nokturnal Augury reviews
A poem that's silly, short and all about L. I thought I might as well post it, since he rocks even if this poem doesn't.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/9/2007 - L, L - Complete
Keep On Smiling by ShimmeringJade reviews
When his sempai died so did a little part of Tobi. [TobiDeidaraZetsu centered oneshot] [[not connected to the manga.]]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,152 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/7/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Zetsu - Complete
Akatsuki at the Seaside by Shuriken to the face reviews
Everyone's favourite criminals have a nice day out...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,946 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Complete
Not My Doctor by celticfox reviews
DoctorRose reunion fic with a big twist. Please R&R!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,197 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/27/2007 - Published: 7/20/2007
The Fires of the Borderlands by Tha Kalligrapha reviews
An unlikely affair throws Daffy Duck's world into chaos.
Looney Tunes - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,976 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/25/2007 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Daffy Duck
Beware Those You Offend by BiteMeTechie reviews
Someone wants to assassinate Rodney McKay...and it looks like they might succeed.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Rodney M. - Complete
Scratch That by taylyn10 reviews
A dog person or a cat person?
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/2/2007 - D. Jackson, J. O'Neill - Complete
He Had Me At Howdy by Smackalicious reviews
McGee, ya gotta learn to lighten up. [TonyMcGee slash. Missing scene from Dead and Unburied. Oneshot. Author's Note inside.]
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 508 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Tony D., Tim M. - Complete
Upon a Lazy Morning by Luna Rapunzel reviews
[Whoa, dude, what did I ever do to your pancakes?] CyBB friendship.
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Beast Boy, Cyborg - Complete
Standing on the Brink by katiekitten reviews
When you are sad and alone, the only thing you can count on is yourself. A Zetsu Centric Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/28/2007 - Zetsu - Complete
A Mathematical Impossibility by BiteMeTechie reviews
Impossible? In the Pegasus Galaxy? What's that?
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/25/2007 - John S., Elizabeth W. - Complete
I Know They Say Looks Can Kill by Smackalicious reviews
Abby, Abby, Abby. When will you ever learn? CHARACTER DEATHS! Eek! PARODY. DO NOT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY EVER.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/7/2007 - Complete
The Inspector Gadget and the Littles Crossover by WileE2005 reviews
A parody of those old cheap cartoon crossovers, except this is with Inspector Gadget and another early DiC cartoon from the same era: The Littles.
Inspector Gadget - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/28/2007 - Published: 10/19/2006
Bad by Ultra-Geek reviews
Maybe it was all in his head, but deep down in the pit of his stomach, Beast Boy knew that something bad was coming…
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Second Chances by Bloodredalchemist reviews
Fullmetal Alchemist Bluebird's Illusion Fan fiction.Pride!Ed ending continuation...Al and Mustang survive the crumbling building and head out to find out where the Fullmetal Alchemist went.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,315 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/19/2006 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Alphonse E., Roy M. - Complete
Not Worth Dying Over by DrawMeASheep reviews
Oneshot, sometime postSandblast. Someone gets hurt when the team isn't quite as lucky with the third bomb they get personally involved with.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,153 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/15/2006 - Complete
Prideful sin by silverbrumby123 reviews
Kidnapped and turned into a homunculus, Ed is entrusted into Envy's care, but Envy wants more than just guardianship of Ed. Edvy, pride!ed. Yaoi.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,010 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 11/5/2006 - Published: 8/29/2006
Night Of The Snarky by BiteMeTechie reviews
His eyelids are drooping, his jaw is slack...it's just another night of burning the midnight oil for Rodney McKay...or is it?
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/1/2006 - Published: 10/30/2006 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
Motivation by DrawMeASheep reviews
Oneshot. The team confronts an unspeakable horror. Check the category label to confirm the sarcasm in that statement.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 30 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Complete
Bubbletoes by justplainrii reviews
An afternoon with Light and L, involving undressing of the mind, discussion of pornography, and a very flustered Yagami. Done to see if I was capable of crack!slash. Rated T for L's frankness.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,006 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Complete
True or False? by DrawMeASheep reviews
Drabble. Post 'Faking It.'
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/10/2006 - Complete
The Need by Saioji Yuko reviews
A look into the relationship that Alucard and Integra have.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/8/2006 - Complete
Home Security by Kairi 'Shadow Sage' Taylor reviews
Dr. Claw decides the only way to take care of Gadget will be via taking care of Penny first. But sometimes, things don't go the way we expect them to.
Inspector Gadget - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,589 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/7/2006 - Complete
The Parody of Everything by Miss Pookamonga reviews
Once upon a time, there was a random author who wrote random things. And this random author one day decided to write a random story about a lot of random events and random characters. Thus began the random beginning of a very random parody.
X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,177 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/23/2006
Arrrr! by alessandriana reviews
Written in celebration of Talk Like a Pirate Day. Avast, me hearties!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/19/2006 - C. Mitchell, S. Carter - Complete
Baby Got Back by Emerald707 reviews
In which, Sirius sings the song we all hate to love, 'Baby Got Back', to the Marauders. Songfic. SLASH :RLSB: Rated for disturbing mental imagery.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Anybody Home? by nightpheonix reviews
Sheppard wakes up one morning to find the whole crew of Atlantis gone, except McKay. BACK WITH A VENGEANCE!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,476 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/12/2006 - Published: 2/16/2005
Twilight by Thess reviews
For every dawn there is a dusk. The conflict in London might be over, but the war continues across the globe. How would Integral cope with an injured, human Alucard, a Seras who is still adapting about her new role and Walter nowhere to be found?
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,547 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 5/19/2006 - Published: 3/3/2006
30 Ways to Annoy Gaara by HarvestMoonRacoon reviews
The highly anticipated continuation of the 30 Ways series! Also called, 30 Things not to Do Around Gaara if you Value Your Life
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/8/2006 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Bloody little doll by Catsmeowh44 reviews
Warning! contains twisted violence and Character death!Silly little doll all tied up in my shed, bloody little doll dont you wish that you were dead. Gaara, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/26/2006 - Gaara - Complete
Shattered Dreams by qwerty-kitties reviews
ONESHOT - Having a baby is supposed to be easy. So why wasn't it working for Cosmo and Wanda? DON'T FORGET TO REVIEW!
Fairly OddParents - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,506 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Wanda, Cosmo - Complete
Owner's Guide and Manual to UZUMAKI NARUTO by RaineJoybringer reviews
Congratulations! You're the proud new owner of an UZUMAKI NARUTO unit. Read this manual and learn how to take care of your new ninja!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,901 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 35 - Published: 11/11/2005 - Naruto U. - Complete
Praise the Darkness by Aries Vincere reviews
Beast Boy suddenly dies...but that's not the end. When a mourning Raven goes to the extreme to bring back her dead love, will she learn to leave nature alone? [BBxRae][Char Twist]
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,153 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/9/2005 - Published: 8/21/2005 - Beast Boy, Raven
Snow Day by cneko2 reviews
A Family of Demons story: Gaara discovers the trials and tribulations of snow. PG13 for GaaNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,734 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/10/2004
Nemesis' Parody by R. Noelle Parks reviews
In a four-part parody of 'Nemesis', this is the longest thing I have ever writted for FF.net!
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,881 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/26/2003 - Published: 6/22/2003
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GaaLee: Scenes of Ai reviews
Their lives were a slideshow of tenderness, pain, and an unbreakable love for one another. A series of one-shots centered around Gaara and Lee. Smut, angst, fluff, and just random themes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 5,364 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Gaara, Lee R.
Lamui Love Drabbles reviews
A series of drabbles and one-shots centered around Lavi and Komui. On hiatus due to massive writer's block.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Lavi, Komui Lee
Always the Dramatic One reviews
He never really knew how to do anything subtly- it always had to be special for her.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Alucard - Complete
Neglect reviews
Now that he remembers the screams, he thinks it may have been a dream. Dark, Gaara-centered, one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Gaara - Complete
Tantamount to all But Himself reviews
He hates it when he gives himself time to think. He hates knowing what happened, and what they did to him. Based on the movie.
Inspector Gadget - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Complete
Ice reviews
He is a demon of the desert, but there is no warmth.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Gaara - Complete
A Strange Sort of Normal reviews
Hidan's morning routine. Crackfic it be, littered with words small children are not supposed to know, but somehow do anyway. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 343 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Sweetest Elixir reviews
-Blood as to B as sweets are to L.- Short poem about our favorite two insomniac look-alikes. Dark imagery, vague disturbing-ness. WARNING: Written a couple of years ago, so it really, really sucks.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/10/2008 - L, BB - Complete
The Cold Room reviews
Near couldn't let himself think anything else. It would be sacrilege to L's memory.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Near, L
Shikamaru's Troubles reviews
A list of revenge, written by two incredibly pissed off fangirls. Warning: Not for small children.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Shikamaru N. - Complete
Whispers reviews
A short poem about Shukaku and Gaara. Character death.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 249 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Gaara - Complete
Tortured Soul reviews
Hidan feeling depressed about Kakuzu's death. Commonly done, I know, but I still hope you read and enjoy it. Rated for character death and general depression.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 397 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Gaara's Persecution reviews
A short poem about Gaara. Angsty, safe for all ages. WARNING: Written when I was younger and stupider than I am now, so it's really bad. REALLY bad.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 192 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Gaara - Complete