Author has written 16 stories for Naruto, Harry Potter, Metalocalypse, and Legend of Korra.
Age: Born Dec 1984
Occupation: Jack of all trades & Master of Random Useless Knowledge
Location: originally Long Island, NY, then Craftsburry Common, VT, then Raleigh NC, now back on Long Island :)
Hobbies: Walking my dog, videogames, walking through wilderness, reading, writing, drawing, painting, knitting, fishing, dumpster diving, and sleeping in the grass on a gorgeous day.
Strong beliefs: I believe if it makes you happy, but does not negatively effect anyone else, by all means do it.
Favorite Band(s): Linkin Park, Green Day, Dethklok, and whatever strikes my fancy at the moment...even talk radio. Big fan of NPR
Favorite Book(s): Potter Series, Sword of Truth Series, Fight Club, Good Omens, Pest Control, The Strain and the old Stephen King stuff.
Favorite Movie(s): Boondock Saints, 28 Days Latter, Shaun of the Dead, Potter series, Pirates series, and Fight Club
"Men who are comfortable with strong women, are strong men." -Joss Whedon
"buuurrrp...and then I have a witty remark." -House MD
"Its only after you loose everything that you are free to do anything." - Tyler Durden (and anything else Tyler says)
"67% of families are dysfunctional...That makes us the norm! All you normal families, you're the crazies." -Christopher Titus
"I have no clothes. They don't make clothes for me anymore. They only make them for skinny bitches...cry...hooowwwllll" - Tommy Tiernan
Best review an author can get:
"I think I need to change my pants"
"That was disturbing, vulgar, and just not right...I loved it."
shakes you "Why do you do this to me?! I was supposed to be asleep six hours ago, I stayed awake to read your story! I loved it but now I have to go to work in two hours!"
Best Dialogue from a Book:
Draco: "You're dead, Potter."
Harry: "Funny, you think I'd stop walking around."
Zedd: "People will believe a lie because they want to believe it's true, or because they're afraid it might be true. Given proper motivation, almost anyone will believe almost anything. Because people are stupid, they will believe a lie because they want to believe its true, or because they're afraid it might be true. Peoples' heads are full of knowledge, facts and beliefs, and most of it is false, yet they think it all true. People are stupid; they can only rarely tell the difference between a lie and the truth, and yet they are confident they can, and so are all the easier to fool."
Wizards First Rule
My favorite fanfictions:
Metalocalypse (and theres not nearly enough of it)
DBZ (back in the day)
Final Fantasy VII
Avatar: The Last Airbender / Legend of Korra
Full Metal Alchemist
Avatar The Last Airbender/Korra
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off!
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.
Anyway... I think that's it. Ja.