Dragonangelx003
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Joined 06-11-08, id: 1602487, Profile Updated: 07-25-12
Author has written 16 stories for Naruto, Harry Potter, Metalocalypse, and Legend of Korra.

Age: Born Dec 1984

Occupation: Jack of all trades & Master of Random Useless Knowledge

Location: originally Long Island, NY, then Craftsburry Common, VT, then Raleigh NC, now back on Long Island :)

Hobbies: Walking my dog, videogames, walking through wilderness, reading, writing, drawing, painting, knitting, fishing, dumpster diving, and sleeping in the grass on a gorgeous day.

Strong beliefs: I believe if it makes you happy, but does not negatively effect anyone else, by all means do it.

Favorite Band(s): Linkin Park, Green Day, Dethklok, and whatever strikes my fancy at the moment...even talk radio. Big fan of NPR

Favorite Book(s): Potter Series, Sword of Truth Series, Fight Club, Good Omens, Pest Control, The Strain and the old Stephen King stuff.

Favorite Movie(s): Boondock Saints, 28 Days Latter, Shaun of the Dead, Potter series, Pirates series, and Fight Club

Favorite quote(s):

"Men who are comfortable with strong women, are strong men." -Joss Whedon

"buuurrrp...and then I have a witty remark." -House MD

"Its only after you loose everything that you are free to do anything." - Tyler Durden (and anything else Tyler says)

"67% of families are dysfunctional...That makes us the norm! All you normal families, you're the crazies." -Christopher Titus

"I have no clothes. They don't make clothes for me anymore. They only make them for skinny bitches...cry...hooowwwllll" - Tommy Tiernan

Best review an author can get:

"I think I need to change my pants"

"That was disturbing, vulgar, and just not right...I loved it."

shakes you "Why do you do this to me?! I was supposed to be asleep six hours ago, I stayed awake to read your story! I loved it but now I have to go to work in two hours!"

Best Dialogue from a Book:

Draco: "You're dead, Potter."

Harry: "Funny, you think I'd stop walking around."

HP

Zedd: "People will believe a lie because they want to believe it's true, or because they're afraid it might be true. Given proper motivation, almost anyone will believe almost anything. Because people are stupid, they will believe a lie because they want to believe its true, or because they're afraid it might be true. Peoples' heads are full of knowledge, facts and beliefs, and most of it is false, yet they think it all true. People are stupid; they can only rarely tell the difference between a lie and the truth, and yet they are confident they can, and so are all the easier to fool."

Wizards First Rule

My favorite fanfictions:

Harry Potter

Naruto

Metalocalypse (and theres not nearly enough of it)

DBZ (back in the day)

Final Fantasy VII

Avatar: The Last Airbender / Legend of Korra

Favorite animes/mangas:

Naruto

Metalocalypse

Bleach

Death Note

Afro Samurai

Akira

Claymore

Trigun

Full Metal Alchemist

Avatar The Last Airbender/Korra

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off!

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Anyway... I think that's it. Ja.

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Adventure Time with Marshall and Gumball by Stelera Kinsman reviews
The Ice Queen is always predatoring on dudes. When Fionna falls ill and the snowy sorceress takes the opportunity to swoop on Prince Gumball, Fionna asks Marshall Lee to rescue the prince in her stead. BxB Yaoi rated M for later chapters and BAD PUNS!
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 130,993 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 890 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Marshall Lee, Prince B. Gumball - Complete
Holds On by QueensJenn reviews
Dethklok's usual murder and mayhem takes a turn for the disastrous. Mild slash in last chapter. This story is now COMPLETE.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,438 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Toki W., Skwisgaar S. - Complete
Ten Steps by Digitallace reviews
Harry seeks the unlikely help of Draco Malfoy to give a boost to his love life, but as usual, things aren’t always what they seem. Explicit content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 100,096 - Reviews: 1913 - Favs: 1,664 - Follows: 503 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Before the Band by the empress of lala land reviews
The story of how Toki and Skwisgaar met, how they interacted, and how they lived before Dethklok was formed. Rated T for child abuse, neglect, and perhaps some kissing in later chapters. Ultimately a S/T but not for a while. Written by SEES.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,673 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/12/2009 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Skwisgaar S., Toki W.
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Onsen Island reviews
Set a few days after "Endgame". It's Korra's 18th birthday and the trio are off to a hot spring resort to relax for a change. But will Bolin and Mako's feelings for the young Avatar get in the way of her vacation? Will jealousy erupt? Makorralin aka Mako/Korra/Bolin
Legend of Korra - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,126 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Korra
Pandora's Trio reviews
Takes place just after the Season 1 finale. The Fire Ferrets win the first game of the bending season and they go out to celebrate. What started as a seemingly happy, normal evening changes everything. Makoralin aka Mako/Korra/Bolin.
Legend of Korra - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,230 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Korra, Bolin - Complete
Sweet Justice reviews
EWE- The Malfoy family is stripped of their power and money instead of being doomed to Azkaban. How will Draco deal with the change and who will help him along? HG/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,543 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G.
MordHill reviews
Set after Silent Night, Toki experiences something that no game could compare to. Rated for gore and horror.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,185 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Toki W. - Complete
Silent Night reviews
What happens when Toki buys a copy of Silent Hill? Oneshot
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Toki W., Skwisgaar S. - Complete
No Rest For The Wicked reviews
Four glimpses into Skwisgaar and Toki's respective pasts. Slash in Chapter 4 only.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,967 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/18/2009 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Toki W., Skwisgaar S. - Complete
Lustration reviews
Toki/Skwisgaar After Mordhaus burns to the ground, Dethklok holds up in a hotel for a few days while Charles recovers. And someone needs to keep an eye on Toki. Slash.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,109 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Skwisgaar S., Toki W. - Complete
Of Swords and Snakes reviews
Harry decides to get a tattoo, guess who's going to be the one to give it to him. Slash Harry/Draco, Rated for a reason. No flames.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,533 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
How Bizarre reviews
One-Shot Harry lets Hermione choose his Halloween costume which yields outcomes that nobody could predict.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,900 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Life Experience reviews
One shot DM/HG. Hermione ducks into a pub to avoid a storm and bumps into an old rival who has changed quite a bit since she last saw him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,383 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
New Year Resolutions reviews
CONTINUATION of 'Truth or Dare Under the Mistletoe' by popular demand. The members of Team 7 try to decode the events that took place during a memorable round of Truth or Dare. KakaSaku and NaruSasu rated M for good reason.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,941 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Truth or Dare Under the Mistletoe reviews
ONESHOT COMPLETE a christmas party and a game of truth or dare turns into one memorable night.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,278 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
A Few Drinks to Unwind reviews
Sakura goes to a tavern to unwind after a rough day when she bumps into her old Sensei who's trying to do the same. KakaxSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,197 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/15/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Burned Dreams reviews
Team 7 has been dealt another blow from Akatsuki and Sasuke. Sakura, for one, has had enough of it. Oneshot. Rated for language and alcohol consumption. Some fluff and angst.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,894 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
Icha Icha Vacation II reviews
Sequel to Icha Icha Vacation. MMF MM MF Team 7 takes a trip to NYC and has a vacation that none of them will ever forget. Saku/Sasu/Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,127 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/12/2008 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Icha Icha Vacation reviews
Sakura, Sasuke, and Naruto take a vacation to The Big Apple, and after some sightseeing, local food, and some drinks the night takes a turn that none of them expected. F/M/M
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,370 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete