The Chaotic Overpower in the Freezer
by Theta Serpentis reviews
Written for a Norsekink prompt. AU. When he finds out he's a Frost Giant Loki runs to Midgard and hides in SHIELD's industrial freezer, eating all the ice cream. Someone has to coax him out.
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,564 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 75 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Loki, Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
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So, because I haven't uploaded in forever, here is a slightly alternate take on Amon freeing Korra from Tarrlok. THIS IS NOT CANON IF YOU'RE TAKING THE FINALE INTO ACCOUNT! So, if you've seen the finale of the show, just mentally rewind a couple episodes cos I wrote this before all the secrets were revealed at the very end. Oneshot! :D
Legend of Korra - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Amon, Korra - Complete
Stuck for a title so this will do. In an attempt to pull Tahno out of his funk, Korra makes him hand-to-hand spar with her. Just a little plot bunny that I had, I am and this is Tahno/Korra but this isn't a romantic shot. Maybe next time..!
Legend of Korra - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Tahno, Korra - Complete
Not This Again reviews
Zuko and Katara; not your average capture fic! Seriously, it isn't. I've read enough of them, and wished for something different enough times, that I'm doing it myself. Sometimes you have to take matters into your own hands! currently suspended due to life
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,929 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Katara, Zuko
I Will Not Stay reviews
"They were sitting together around the fire, without her. She had been to one to make the dinner that they were all finishing off together, and she hadn't been hungry. She didn't take any for herself. Nobody noticed." Book Three, after Zuko joins.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,645 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Katara - Complete
Eyes Can Tell a Thousand Words reviews
There's this girl. She has a pretty cool power, she does some pretty cool things, and Magneto's lot want her. What could happen then? :O
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,702 - Reviews: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 7/6/2009
Dr Ninja reviews
Booth rescues Brennan from a mob of journalists trying to get her to talk about her ninja-esque encounter from a few days back. Just a short little funny thing; I love these two!
Bones - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/26/2009 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
I Want the Couch reviews
Oneshot! Someone gets the couch, and someone gets the floor. --"I want the floor." "I don't want the couch." "You want the couch." "No, YOU want the couch." "No, YOU want the couch."-- Who will end up on the floor? And what's going on anyway?
Bones - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,484 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/13/2009 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
You Really Wanna Know? reviews
No, you don't wanna know. Don't read this, whatever you do. It was Jessy - he made me do it. I swear.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Complete
Gritted Teeth reviews
Did he really have to wipe her mind? Alternate ending to Journey's End - orignal, as far as I know!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Complete
Cullens and Paintball: Return of Bella reviews
This one isn't as good as the first one XD By all means, read it; but it degenerates rather rapidly towards the end and I'm rather ashamed of it lol. Do read the first one, though, that one is good!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,765 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/2/2009 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Complete
You Unbroke my Bones reviews
Title was changed because I found it irritating! Long story short; Bones is attacked... but don't listen to me. I can't write a good description without giving the story away... try it, please? And review! Rated T for blood and language. BxB, naturally.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,704 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Complete
Burst Through that Window reviews
Carlisle had never looked more like a vampire than he did when he burst through that window." A random oneshot giving an alternate take on the Victoria revenge thing. You will find it interesting, methinks! Please try it and review! :D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,124 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Complete
Challenge Fic reviews
I was given, by KitCatty, some sentences to use in a quick oneshot, and I chose the setting 'on the TARDIS, Jack and Doctor'. Please read and review!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Complete
Doctor Mom reviews
Parker's thoughts about his dad and his 'mom'. I resent saying mom... I'm Aussie, we say mum! This is a cute, funny ONESHOT, just Parker's mind's workings about his 'mom' and dad. Try it! Review. Not sure about when this is or Parker's age though. Enjoy!
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,758 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Complete
That's my Girl reviews
Bones is waken by an urgent call from Cullen at three in the morning. Oh dear, what could it be? Just a oneshot that occurred to me while I was writing the next chapter of another story. Please review! Enjoy
Bones - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,014 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Complete
From '50 Things the Team Have Learned from Each Other'. Numbers 13 and 21 have been combined to make a lol oneshot. Read that fic first if you already haven't! Rated M for mild gore just at the end for a moment, and a few F-bombs. Enjoy, and review!
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,650 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Complete
Carlisle Office Drabble reviews
Just a very short funny accompanied by a BIG QUESTION for you lot. Enjoy the very short funny accompanied by a BIG QUESTION. Review!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Complete
Actions Speak Louder than Thoughts reviews
Contemplation, emotions, mulling, realisation... your standard BonesxBooth oneshot fic; and well written - hopefully. I employ only the best word processors! Review, please
Bones - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,260 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Complete
50 Things the Team Have Learned from Each Other reviews
The Torchwood team have discovered what and what not to do over the course of their working and other... -wink wink- relationships. This is a list of the most prominent lessons learned. Co-written with KitCatty; please review!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Complete
Coldplay Songfic reviews
A Coldplay songfic I wrote when I was feeling in the mood for depressing and despondent; woeful... other synonyms for 'sad'. The songs 'A Rush of Blood to the Head', 'Rainy Day', and 'Green Eyes'. Please review!
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Complete
The Price of Forever reviews
Bella finally convinces Edward to change her into a vampire. How will she look? What will her power be? How will she, Edward, and the rest of the Cullens handle her changes? And what unexpected visitors could ruin it all? R&R. COMPLETE! XD
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 26,590 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/11/2008 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Complete
Cullens and the Amazon reviews
To be precise, three Cullens and the Amazon. Amazon and two vamps don't get along. Rated T for mild language. Slightly OC. Post BD. Basically mum and dad are taking Renesmee to see Zafrina; like promised!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Complete
Charlie's View on Dating his Teenage Daughter reviews
Pretty self explanatory! A funny oneshot, rated T for mild language. Read and review! All human - for the purposes of the story, hehehe. And OC, naturally... oh, you'll see...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,467 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Complete
Cullens at the Olympics reviews
A short oneshot. It's crappy quality is explained in the Author's Note.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Complete
War breaks out between the pack and the Cullens. The unthinkable occurs, and without giving away the story I can tell you that it is a JxB because I love that ship! Even if you don't, you should enjoy this. Not a story really - a long AU scene. Enjoy :D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,753 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/7/2008 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Complete
Jasper's Revenge reviews
This is part of Chapter Four of the 50 THINGS AND WAYS series. Jasper is abusing his power to get revenge on Edward and Bella for their exceptional pranks on him on April Fools Day. Oneshot, read the other series first if you want to understand better. XD
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Complete
THE 50 WAYS SERIES reviews
I know that there are many stories like these but I really wanted to try some : It's a series of lists for each Cullen. Rated T for mention of sex many times. They're like, "50 Ways for Jasper to Abuse his Power" etc. Funny!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,056 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Complete
Cullens and Paintball reviews
An epic war of the sexes within the Cullen household results in shame, depression, laughter, evilness, plot twists, and all round FUNNYNESS! Definitely my favourite fic so far that I have written. Please REVIEW! Rated T
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,506 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Complete
The Bastards are Back reviews
Edward and the Cullens left after Ed bit Bella. A year or so later, they return - but not to find Bella again. Edward's new girlfriend is in trouble. Will powerful vampire Bella care? Well, what do you think! Rated T for strong language
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,166 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Complete
Cullens in KMart reviews
The Cullen kids go to wreak havoc in our favourite victim of pranks, K-Mart! Cursing in one scene, but only two words. It is just one very looong chapter because I couldn't be bothered making seperate chapters. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,656 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Complete
Vampire Cat reviews
Extended. Edward and Bella are married. Bella is not yet a vampire but it is coming. She has a wicked idea and drags Jasper along. Funny and fluffy! Would be a oneshot but too many people liked it. ENJOY AND REVIEW! No lemons, sorry 8D
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,949 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/14/2008 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Complete
Edward and the Pirate reviews
Emmett and some of his antics involving Bella, Edward and the other Cullens. Bella is a vampire. Read and Review! Due to popular demand, it has been made into a series. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,252 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Complete
Cullens in Alaska reviews
Oneshot. The Cullens are taking a holiday in Alaska, and snow creates a myriad of fun possibilities! Bella is a vampire, and she and Edward are married. Post-Eclipse. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,964 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete