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Joined 06-12-08, id: 1602747, Profile Updated: 01-02-10
Author has written 8 stories for Twilight.

1) I'm obnoxious. Total asshat. I'm the kid that makes an innapropriate bad joke and giggles at it while everyone around her shifts uncomfortably.

2) I dig dark shit, apparently. Rough sex, bad sex, meanies, head cases, dead animals, and violence seem to be my preferred motifs. Maybe one day I'll move beyond the literary themes of a moody, teenage cutter. One day.

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Now you know me!

Please don't link these stories to my grandmother. It's happened before, and she's under the impression I've since taken these stories offline. Yeah, yeah, I'm a grown girl in my twenties- but I still live in mortal terror of her.

Poem for EoW: Emperors of Ice Cream

IMPORTANT, SlIGHTLY OVERDRAMATIC NOTE:

I'm taking a break. It's been brought to my attention that I write fanfic that is sorta really inappropriate for a YA fandom. I've known that all along, and I brushed the idea off. Recently, it was put to me in a very convincing and thorough way, and it made me think (uh oh).

Should fanfic writers feel responsible for the ideas they propagate? If a fanfiction writer addresses racism, poverty, murder, and criminal insanity in their stories, should they be held accountable for the way readers receive it?

I don't know. But I've decided that I'm going to write original fiction -not for YA eyes- and be quit of this fanfic conundrum. Don't know when I'll be back.

Sorry.

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Sin and Incivility by Pastiche Pen reviews
Bella Swan deals with heartache in her own uncivilized way. Lemons galore - and the writing style intentionally switches between gritty pulp and fairytale pretty. Just don't say I didn't warn ya. All-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,049 - Reviews: 1027 - Favs: 1,835 - Follows: 686 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Derailment by Ruby-Wednesday reviews
Edward and Bella form an instant connection after a chance encounter in the train station.Will this collision bring them back on track or derail them completely? E/B AH INCOMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,758 - Reviews: 1339 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 881 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Bella, Edward
Citizen Erased by Coquettishness reviews
NOW COMPLETE. Disoriented after her transformation into a vampire, Bella struggles with amnesia. As she learns to control her new powers and abilities, she must also come to terms with what she is ... and with the vampire she doesn’t remember marrying.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,887 - Reviews: 1429 - Favs: 1,690 - Follows: 1,024 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The way back by caracol reviews
Sequel to "A rite of passage". All human. Very OOC. A story about becoming adult, dealing with your past and your future.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 77,798 - Reviews: 2059 - Favs: 2,215 - Follows: 716 - Updated: 5/10/2008 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Complete
Amputated at the Neck by Minisinoo reviews
An empath's thoughts about a telepath. Jasper's private concerns regarding Edward and Bella as they race towards marriage.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 42 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Complete
A rite of passage by caracol reviews
AU All Human. Bella and Edward are best friends. A story of self discovery and the loss of innocence. This story is about how two people deal with sex, love, trust, friendship all while growing up. Very OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,392 - Reviews: 1186 - Favs: 3,032 - Follows: 695 - Updated: 3/13/2008 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Complete
Help Wanted: God and Executioner by pir8fancier reviews
It is the last year of the war Harry gets a firstclass primer on innocence, loss of innocence, and sacrifice.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,019 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
So Lonely Without Me by Caligryphy reviews
SnapeHarry slash. Two men, two rooms, a war.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,181 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 51 - Published: 12/21/2005 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
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Like So Much Trash reviews
I wish I had a guy friend like Edward," my friends would say. And yeah, they should be jealous of us. Chick friends are amazing- you can talk tampons and side swept bangs with them. But girls don't stick by each other like guys do. Not like Edward does
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,424 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 227 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Emperors of Washington reviews
Edward is a killer. But it can't be explained away by his vampire nature. He's just a sociopathic, human teenager. CAN I MAKE A LOVE STORY OUT OF THIS? ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,778 - Reviews: 2587 - Favs: 1,891 - Follows: 1,074 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Inconceivable reviews
Crack! Slash! Mpreg! Edward and Jasper bond over morning sickness. Emmett and Carlisle as frazzled babydaddies. EsmeRoseAlice are sisters, not lovers. No Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,840 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 30 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Edward - Complete
Caterpillar Wine reviews
How the canon characters could change and remain the same if they lived for very long time. Not set in some unrecognizable future—this time period looks exactly like the present. The core is ExB w/ a slew of non-canon pairs.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,175 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
In Return reviews
Edward believes that Rosalie stands for everything wrong in women. DARK fic. Features a manipulative Rose and a sexual situation of very dubious consent. ONE SHOT.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,092 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Rosalie, Edward - Complete
The UGLY TRUTH ABOUT YOUR FAVORITE BLANKWARD reviews
This groundbreaking article explores Domward, Doucheward, Slashward, Healingward... A crack fic/drabble. But no no, this is of grave importance.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Edward - Complete
Trumped into Bed reviews
On Hiatus. AH OOC. E/B engage in a battle of revenge that results in the demolition of their highschool reputations. Once they tire each other out with their antics, will they JUST DO IT?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,434 - Reviews: 770 - Favs: 905 - Follows: 1,259 - Updated: 2/5/2009 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Edward, Bella
Wayfaring reviews
New Moon AU. Edward returns home from Volterra to a wary Bella. Edward talks about his ugly past. Bella goes shooting. Racism themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,859 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 59 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete