Sgt Andy McNab
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Joined 06-12-08, id: 1602770, Profile Updated: 12-16-12

Name: Sarge or Andy is fine (I aint tellin my real name)

Age: Guess

Favorite Bands: Green Day, Guns and Roses, Thin Lizzie, Scorpions, Owl City, Evanescence, Velvet Revolver

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, kailover 2006, Iluvbeyblade, Lamanth, AnimeGirl329, Kathleen-chan, Life is a Highway66, moviemanic122893, Nikchik11, Sgt Andy McNab

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliché, Katie-3llen,Angelz on Edge, CloudyWind732984, strangeweirdo,KaLSaR! lol!,Sgt Andy McNab,

A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle.

Girl:Slow down, i'm scared.

Guy:No, this is fun.

Girl:No it's not, please, it's so scary.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl:I love you, slow down.

Guy:Now give me a big hug

She gave him a big hug

Guy:Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, It's really bothering me

The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people
were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the
breaks weren't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she
loves him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live, even if it meant that he
would die. If you would do the same for the person you love, copy this in your profile

Random Quotes

Momentum-A function of mass and velocity is concerned with portals, in Laman's terms: Speedy thing goes in, Speedy thing comes out - Glados (portal)

Never give up. Trust your instincts. - James McCloud

Who Dares Wins. - SAS Motto

Semper Fi - USMC Motto

As long as there are people there will be war. - Me and probably other people

Whoever said "the pen is mightier than the sword" obviously never encountered automatic weapons. - General Douglas MacArthur

Only the dead have seen the end of the war. - George Santayana

Your only supposed to blow the bloody doors off! - Charlie Crocker

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. - George Carlin

In a man-to-man fight, the winner is he who has one more round in his magazine. - Erwin Rommel

"God made man and God made woman, but Samuel Colt made them equal." Unknown

When life hands you lemons, make whisky sours. W. C. Fields

When shooting in the dark, it is a good idea to use a machine gun. -Craig Bruce

Wars may be fought with weapons, but they are won by men. It is the spirit of the men who follow and of the man who leads that gains that victory. George S. Patton

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The Arrowhead by tinyfierce reviews
When Hawke is injured, the Arishok brings her to the dockside compound for the duration of her recovery, but how much can they come to understand one another on a time limit? References oneshot Penalty for Winning. Rating may change, 25 chapters total. F!Hawke/Arishok.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 113,119 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 699 - Follows: 620 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Arishok, Hawke (F) - Complete
Breakdown by Ara Reed reviews
He's lost everything, joined a group he hated in order to escape the one he hates more, and now Scorpia is back again to snatch him from the SAS' clutches. Not if he has anything to say about it! K-Unit and an enemy from Malagosto OC. REWRITE, updated regularly.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,605 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 533 - Updated: 12/17/2013 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Final Transmission by Ms Selphy reviews
A core has taken control of Aperture Science and transfered GLaDOS into her previous human body. Without any way to control the facility in this state, she seeks the help of a mute lunatic and an Intelligence Dampening Sphere. Beware of pairings
Portal - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,859 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Complete
Noble Resurgence by Savagesavant reviews
The information on Noble team you are attempting to access is classified. File Created August 30, 2552 Alternate ending to halo reach and a new begining for what remains of Noble team.SPOILERS
Halo - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,745 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Lyca, Catherine-B320/Kat/Noble Two
The fourth munk by Tryingtowriteprostyle reviews
here it is folks, the conclusion. Get ready fora finale chaotic. Also, if you have ideas fo the sequel let me know, ok?
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 86 - Words: 130,041 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Complete
Broken by NikChik-11 reviews
Alvin gets a secret parttime job after school, because he needs the money for certain reasons he doesn't want anyone to know of. Once everyone finds out because of a tragic accident, will Alvin be okay? rated T for future violence
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,882 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/19/2008 - Published: 12/30/2007
Half Life 2: Episode 3 by EvilProduct reviews
The third installment in the HL2 series, My version at least. Contains spoilers for Eps 1&2 and Portal. Please Review! Rated T for Mild language and Mild violence. Story is complete.
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 31,425 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/11/2008 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Complete
Teardrops On My Guitar by B-MillerX reviews
Jeanette finally gets the courage to tell Simon how she really feels, and discovers he may not feel the same way. With some help from someone unexpected, things might just work out in the end. Simon x Jeanette. One-shot.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,983 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Complete
Brotherly Love by Doll Girl reviews
When one of the chipmunks lies critically injured and on the brink of death due to saving his brother his family begs him not to let go. Can he hold on or will they have to say good-bye. Rating due to a hurt child.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,115 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Complete