Name: Sarge or Andy is fine (I aint tellin my real name)
Favorite Bands: Green Day, Guns and Roses, Thin Lizzie, Scorpions, Owl City, Evanescence, Velvet Revolver
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, kailover 2006, Iluvbeyblade, Lamanth, AnimeGirl329, Kathleen-chan, Life is a Highway66, moviemanic122893, Nikchik11, Sgt Andy McNab
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliché, Katie-3llen,Angelz on Edge, CloudyWind732984, strangeweirdo,KaLSaR! lol!,Sgt Andy McNab,
A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle.
Girl:Slow down, i'm scared.
Guy:No, this is fun.
Girl:No it's not, please, it's so scary.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl:I love you, slow down.
Guy:Now give me a big hug
She gave him a big hug
Guy:Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, It's really bothering me
The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people
Momentum-A function of mass and velocity is concerned with portals, in Laman's terms: Speedy thing goes in, Speedy thing comes out - Glados (portal)
Never give up. Trust your instincts. - James McCloud
Who Dares Wins. - SAS Motto
Semper Fi - USMC Motto
As long as there are people there will be war. - Me and probably other people
Whoever said "the pen is mightier than the sword" obviously never encountered automatic weapons. - General Douglas MacArthur
Only the dead have seen the end of the war. - George Santayana
Your only supposed to blow the bloody doors off! - Charlie Crocker
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. - George Carlin
In a man-to-man fight, the winner is he who has one more round in his magazine. - Erwin Rommel
"God made man and God made woman, but Samuel Colt made them equal." Unknown
When life hands you lemons, make whisky sours. W. C. Fields
When shooting in the dark, it is a good idea to use a machine gun. -Craig Bruce
Wars may be fought with weapons, but they are won by men. It is the spirit of the men who follow and of the man who leads that gains that victory. George S. Patton