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Joined 06-12-08, id: 1602885, Profile Updated: 02-13-10
Author has written 1 story for Lego.

General info about my writing style: I do everything within my power to ensure that that which I write is scientifically and grammatically accurate, as well as self-consistent. If you think you find any error or inconsistency in my work, please tell me in a review or PM so that I can rectify it. Please be sure to cite your source. Also, if you are confused by the scientific terminology that I use, say so in a review or PM and I will be glad to explain it, or direct you to an explanation.

I've just been cleaning up my "library" here, shifting away from crossovers. So, the only story I've got going right now is the Lego one; I've also got a Metroid story or two in the works.

Personal information

Model: Heuristic ALgorithmic computer ("HAL"), 9001 series

Faction: Machine Legion

Appearance: Human, male, young adult, nerd/geek

Favorite films: WALL-E, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Favorite TV shows: Star Trek: The Next Generation, Doctor Who

Favorite music: Basshunter, especially "DotA", Weird Al, basically anything with a good beat to it

Inventory: 1 portable shrimp launching bazooka (thanks, Darkon Shadows), 1 Wacky shrimp shaped grenade (again, thanks, Darkon Shadows), 1 cookie (thanks, Ghost Duck)

Fandoms: Lego

Character notes (this will be updated as I write more stories):

None yet -- in the works for Lego

Notes on my fanfics:

The Lego War of the Worlds (Lego): Set during the Life on Mars / Mars Mission product lines. The content is inspired by the LoM/MM mission logs, but will be significantly altered to fix the scientific issues and make the story more suitable for a more mature audience. 4 chapters; in progress.

Good quotes:

"Nitwit, blubber, oddment, tweak" -- Prof. Albus Dumbledore, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

"It's a good day to do what has to be done by me and help my brother to defeat the enemys (sic)!" -- John Freeman, Half-Life: Full Life Consequences

"It's time for me to live up to my family name and face Full Life Consequences!" -- John Freeman, Half-Life: Full Life Consequences

"I cant give you my lisence officer (sic). (Cop: why not?) BECAUSE YOU ARE HEADCRAB ZOMBIE!" -- John Freeman, Half-Life: Full Life Consequences

"Fascinating." -- Mr. Spock, Star Trek (The Original Series)

"Make it so." -- Capt. Jean-Luc Picard, Star Trek: The Next Generation

"Resistance is futile." -- the Borg, Star Trek: TNG

Basically the whole Still Alive song from the game "Portal" is awesome, especially "I've experiments to run / There is research to be done / On the people who are / Still Alive."

"THE APPLE SOFTWARE IS NOT INTENDED FOR USE IN THE OPERATION OF NUCLEAR FACILITIES, AIRCRAFT NAVIGATION OR COMMUNICATION SYSTEMS, AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL SYSTEMS, LIFE SUPPORT MACHINES OR OTHER EQUIPMENT IN WHICH THE FAILURE OF THE APPLE SOFTWARE COULD LEAD TO DEATH, PERSONAL INJURY, OR SEVERE PHYSICAL OR ENVIRONMENTAL DAMAGE." -- iTunes/Quicktime End User License Agreement ("Oh, I'm a reasonable person, I'm just going to modify iTunes so that it can control a nuclear reactor!" Legal disclaimers are so funny)

"Without limiting the foregoing, under no circumstances shall 3Com be held liable for any delay or failure in performance resulting directly or indirectly from acts of nature, forces, or causes beyond its reasonable control, including, without limitation, Internet failures, computer equipment failures, telecommunication equipment failures, other equipment failures, electrical power failures, strikes, labor disputes, riots, insurrections, civil disturbances, shortages of labor or materials, fires, floods, storms, explosions, acts of God, war, governmental actions, orders of domestic or foreign courts or tribunals, non-performance of third parties, or loss of or fluctuations in heat, light, or air conditioning."

"Okay, chums, let's do this! LEEROY JENKINS!" -- If you don't get it, search for "Leeroy Jenkins" on YouTube.

Disclaimer:

Virtually none of the things about which I write (on this site, anyway) belong to me. I am working on an original fiction storyline, but that's not here (when it does get started, you'll hear about it here).

Also, please note that I have very little hands-on experience with the various fandoms about which I write, so I may have a factual error. If you see one, please do not flame me, but rather point out the error and direct me to the correct information.

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Goosebumps Adventure! by Stone-Man85 reviews
A certain book must not be read on a full moon night. Someone reads it, and now a group of kids must do what they can to undo the evil they’ve unleashed.
Goosebumps - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 24 - Words: 135,047 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/17 - Published: 10/10/2007
Pirated Scraps - Discontinued by Insanity Engine reviews
Sanity is so easily broken, such a fragile thing. Tejed knew something was wrong. Something had snapped- something crucial. She was slowly slipping- falling away from a world that no longer wanted her. And amid her diseased thoughts all she felt was rage.
Metroid - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 22 - Words: 241,231 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/14/2013 - Published: 12/29/2008
Elsewhen, and elsewhere by The Lycanthrope reviews
The pirate vessel Free Enterprise has preyed on Imperial shipping for years, but when the battlebarge sent to bring it to heel is dragged 38,000 years into the past, the existence of the Imperium is threatened. In the 3rd, as well as the 41st millennium.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 30 - Words: 123,664 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 4/27/2005
Chosen by Rakna reviews
An elsewhere story. Evangelion fantasy style! COMPLETED. Epub version available at: tinyurl (dot) com / acmal99
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 472,423 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 12/7/2012 - Published: 5/16/2001 - Complete
The Misfits by davidnm2007 reviews
Alastar, Nasty and Patreus are training to be Space Marines - or trying to, anyway. Ever get bored of Chapter-zombie, personality-free, lemming-like marines? This is my attempt to avoid those tedious stereotypes.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 68 - Words: 418,869 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Space Marines
Metroid Next: The Torch by Moonraker One reviews
Many expected greatness from Veshna, the daughter of Samus Aran. But her mother's metroid DNA causes her to be frail and weak. So, what happens when space pirates return, and a legendary alien armor is involved? CROSSOVER WITH GUYVER
Crossover - Guyver & Metroid - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,017 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 11/26/2008
Electronic Intelligence by Prioris reviews
Post-Fusion. When the Federation condemns Adam for his role in the BSL Incident, Samus enlists the help of a young scientist to save him. As sinister forces array against them, they must race against time to uncover a conspiracy of galactic proportions.
Metroid - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 100,922 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Complete
I, Pirate by Seldavia reviews
A solitary Space Pirate has an odd reaction to Phazon and starts to think for itself. The first story featuring Dr. B.
Metroid - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,571 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/6/2010 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Complete
Halo: The Return Home by Auralee reviews
Sequel to Halo: The Secret Spartan. Master Chief, Blade, and old friends reunite, only to find a new version of an old threat waiting for them. Rating may go up in future. COMPLETE!
Halo - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 72,926 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 2/16/2010 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Master Chief/John-117 - Complete
Take me to the autopilot by Starslug reviews
AUTO is reactivated to a nasty suprise: he's been replaced, and the replacement wants to chat. Worst description ever? Probably. Now actually being updated again!
WALL-E - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 21,249 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 11/4/2009 - Published: 7/27/2008 - AUTO
Rebirth of a Legend by Sharonlover reviews
This story was originally completed quite some time ago; however, after reading through it, I've decided to go back and re-work it. Hopefully you will see an improvement in the grammar and flow of the story : Enjoy and don't forget to review ;
Metroid - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,852 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 3/19/2003
Happy Birthday by psiten reviews
At some point in the nebulous future, Gil has carefully crafted a birthday surprise for Agatha.
Girl Genius - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Gilgamesh W., Agatha H. - Complete
Flame of the Ocean by mbrothers reviews
What if Ganondorf was right? What if Master Hand and Crazy Hand really want to rule the galaxy? It's up to a young boy, a woman whose lover is possesed and an outcast to save the Super Smash Brothers and the galaxy... Sequal to Ice in the Desert.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,816 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/5/2009 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Ganondorf, Master Hand
Poisoned Trust by Link III reviews
Formerly the Metroid Fusion Interactive Story. A conspiracy running deep throughout the Federation...a threat that could end life as we know it...and the shadow of the ever-growing Pirate Empire. Samus's final mission awaits.
Metroid - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 52,332 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Complete
Hatchling by Eyes5 reviews
Samus. Metroid. Hatchling. A piece of planet SR388 has stabilized its orbit around a small star and Samus is inclined to investigate if the X still exist. She goes there despite protests from the Federation and the malfuntioning of her power suit.
Metroid - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 87,932 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 12/24/2002
Castaways the sequel to Halo3 by Jameson reviews
What happens following the events at the end of Halo3's credit sequence? Spoilers, obviously. This is a story of strength and weakness. It is about what happens when those unacquainted with their own humanity begin to understand what being human means.
Halo - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 35,106 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 11/5/2008 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Complete
To Begin Normality by DigiTails reviews
Metroid x Halo. Two universes clash, and they will be torn apart if something isn't done about it, along with the threat of Pirates and Covenant. The military sets up the scientifically augmented SPARTANs and Samus to stop it all. Summary inside. Ch 33
Game X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 61 - Words: 140,439 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 4/25/2006 - Complete
The Legend of Zelda: The Fourth Piece by Davin Sunrider reviews
Sequel to Twilight Princess. An invading army comes to Hyrule, destroying all in its path. With help from the new bearer of the Triforce of Power, the Hero and his allies must find a way to save the Golden Kingdom and the worlds beyond it. Complete.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 45 - Words: 302,990 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 10/9/2008 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Link, Midna - Complete
Metroid Integration by BCandTheSundaceK reviews
Metroid Integration: A Halo Cross over. Samus receives a distress signal, and goes to investigate it while she is exploring an unexplored chunk of space called the Fringe. Please R&R
Crossover - Metroid & Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 29,435 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/9/2008 - Published: 5/8/2008 - Master Chief/John-117 - Complete
Quoth the GLaDOS by encoder reviews
What happens when you do Portal in the style of Edgar Allan Poe? This!
Half-Life - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Complete
Halo 3 Times as Different by CII reviews
Telek journeys to Sanghelios for help from his forsaken brethren, while Truth unearths what he believes to be the Ark. To stop him and the Gravemind, even Telek and the Chief receive help from two unlikely sources. Complete.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 79,538 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/29/2008 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Complete
The Dreams by Fayte581 reviews
What do robots dream of? Electric sheep? One year after the movie, Wall-E and EVE dream. Ch. 4 up!
WALL-E - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,282 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/22/2008 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Complete
Where Fires Begin by Negative Creep reviews
It was to be expected, really. Robots did not last forever, even if the humans thought them to be immortal. Drabbly.
WALL-E - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Complete
Agatha Heterodyne & the Excessively Hirsute Canine by Mollyscribbles reviews
It is a world ruled by mad science! Poorly. Only one person will stand to defend the innocent villager and abandoned construct alike – AGATHA HETERODYNE, GIRL GENIUS! In this adventure, Agatha must deal with a spider infestation. PUN WARNING
Girl Genius - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,289 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Agatha H., Zeetha - Complete
Halo: Parasite by Hawki reviews
Poem: The Flood have escaped on Alpha Halo and 343 Guilty Spark is forced to deal with it, regardless of how desperate the situation is. The arrival of a Reclaimer however, symbolizes hope. Of course, Spark couldn't have predicted THIS.
Halo - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 227 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/27/2008 - 343 Guilty Spark, Master Chief/John-117 - Complete
Hey, David Bowman by C-Rowles reviews
Now in Kubrick Flavor! Forget the book-- "2001: A Space Odyssey" is a movie that'll knock your existential socks off. That being said, here's a stupid song parody featuring the one and only HAL 9000: Space-Baby-tested, Space-Baby-approved!
Arthur C. Clarke - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Complete
Idiots from the Fifth Dimension by Seldavia reviews
Ganon from the cartoon series transports Ganondorf from Twilight Princess to his world. Can Ganondorf find his way home before the inhabitants of this world drive him insane?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,613 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/10/2008 - Published: 9/20/2007 - Complete
Halo: The Secret Spartan by Auralee reviews
The Spartans find out there's another Spartan on Earth, one who never officially existed. When forced to work with her, they find Blade to be very different from what they expected. Rated M for content in later chapters. If under 18 DO NOT READ!
Halo - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 141,928 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 7/9/2007 - Published: 1/29/2007 - Master Chief/John-117 - Complete
Second Chances by Kakashi Kat reviews
Not everyone is given a second chance. Not everyone can redeem themselves for past crimes. However, EDI has been given another body, another life, another chance to correct hs past. Rated T: Action violence and mild language
Stealth - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,081 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/9/2007 - Published: 3/13/2007
The Specimens by starspawn07 reviews
Two humans with nonhuman characteristics become the subjects of interest of a Yautja scientist. Mash up of various horror flicks. Please read and review.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,570 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/17/2007 - Complete
One Last Smash by Rabid Wookiee Y reviews
It's been 20 years since the Hands were defeated. Giga Bowser is back, and what's left of the Smashers have to reunite to save the day.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 64,327 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/28/2006 - Published: 1/8/2006 - Complete
Twin Parasites by Dominus Princeps reviews
Truth is finally gone. The HumanCovenant War is over. But for the Master Chief, the battle has just begun...because the Flood aren't the only parasite in the universe...
Halo - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,164 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/25/2006 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Complete
Visions of Self by EnigmaticThief reviews
An Elise Redd sidestory based on the world of The Wotch. After being turned into a heartless Fallen, Elise struggles to regain control of her body. Meanwhile, the Resistance is looking for her, as well. Will their paths cross in time?
Misc. Comics - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,417 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/4/2005 - Complete
Basis of Humanity by uncreative pseudonym reviews
A corrupt government experiment tampering with genetic material will stop at nothing to succeed. A being more monster than man struggles with his own humanity. What Samus Aran realizes she's involved in could change the galaxy... and herself.
Metroid - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 95,678 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/16/2005 - Published: 7/30/2004 - Complete
Spacial Anomaly by Mara Jade Jedi reviews
SG1 stumble across a peculiar craft in space.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/6/2004 - Complete
Bad Influence by Rozi reviews
Angua is framed for a brutal murder of an anti-undead activist. Her daughter Elsa is convinced of her innocence, Carrot represents her in a murder trial. And so Discworld's answer to To Kill A Mockingbird ensues!(UPDATED! chapter11!And authorannouncement)
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,762 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/24/2004 - Published: 3/15/2002
Hybrid by Mara Jade Jedi reviews
Sam and Jack are captured and have only eachother as the SGC are forced to rely on the help of an unusual alien creature to get them back. SJ
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,691 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/28/2003 - Published: 7/24/2003 - Complete
The Chosen by Kurai Tenshi reviews
After years of ignorance, the human race will finally learn more about the Aliens. But when this knowledge gets into the hands of the enemy, there's only one way to save it. *Status: COMPLETE*
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,851 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/9/2002 - Published: 8/2/2002 - Complete
The LEGO War of the Worlds
Life on Mars / Mars Mission. This fic is inspired by the LoM/MM mission logs but tends more towards the AU side of canonicity, correcting the myriad of scientific issues in the original and updating the story for a more mature audience. Kplus/T?
Lego - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,882 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 5/25/2009