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Author has written 21 stories for Naruto, and D.Gray-Man.

Mr. Ree:

Name: Cesia Kloudsmouth (Pen Name)
Age: 18 (February 3rd, 1993)
Gender: Still to be determined~
Favorite Color: Red

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Drugtionary: Kanda is a hopeless teenager who is addicted to LSD. When he meets a bizarre redhead, his life takes a turn for the better . . . then the worse. Thrust into an underground world of conspiracies, the remaining question is, will Kanda break his LSD habit, or will Alma, his main hallucination, never let him go? (AU, Complete)

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CAPSLOCK DGM SUMMARIES by Pensulliwen reviews
Due to the epic amount of crack in the latest chapters, I am doing capslocky summaries for the uninformed/people too sane to see what I see on their own. Much capslock and crack follows, but ALL OF IT IS TRUE. Hoshino is a troll.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 21,172 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 1/21/2014 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu, Lenalee Lee - Complete
Black Order Online Forum by Astonia reviews
ALL characters, dead or alive, in the SAME chat conversation MSN style . YULLEN AND LUCKY.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,660 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 12/3/2011 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu
Stalking Allen Walker by SwingTree85 reviews
Sequel to "Stalking Lavi Bookman." The boys have finally gotten together, but not everyone is happy about it. Admirers of Lavi and Allen alike are determined to put an end to their relationship. Lavi and Allen, for their part, aren't terribly concerned
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,853 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 11/9/2011 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Allen Walker, Lavi
How To Make Your Stalker Disappear by love'sunny'side'up reviews
So you just had an epiphany, a very big one about the size of Europe that could very well change your life. You have a stalker. With this Easy-To-Follow-Steps guide thingy in hand you'll be rid of your stalker in no time. Allen Walker style!
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,590 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Allen Walker
Vermilion Kaleidoscope by Nherizu reviews
The world once died; now everything is like a circle, replaying the old times, back to the ancient cultures. Allen Walker, a foreign male courtesan, must serve a cocky Japanese-faced-westerner Kanda Yu in the Japanese red district. Yullen Week 2010: Carnival.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,449 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu - Complete
Amaranthine Dream by Sceaduw reviews
Will Road ever find him again?
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,367 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Road C., Neah - Complete
Calling Just to Say 'Hi' by Hikou no Kokoro reviews
Kanda has always been an anti-social person, rarely even thinking about the "friends" he has. But one day, that has to change. Starting with a cell phone. Gift-fic for Kit-chan, my lovely little writer-in-crime! AU, no yaoi.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,928 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu, Lavi, Lenalee Lee - Complete
Yin and Yang by Allen the Musician reviews
Black and white... good and evil. Can such clear lines truly be drawn on this flawed planet that we call Earth? No, for nothing is purely one or the other; All things contain both good and evil and thus all people can find either redemption or damnation.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,765 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/24/2011 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Mana W., Neah
White Queen by Carriedreamer reviews
In the moments before the final Battle, N thinks about how everything has come to be in that moment and female trainer who can't seem to leave his thoughts and what that means for the future: ferrishshipping N/White:
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,569 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/18/2011 - N H./Natural H. G.
Midnight Occurrence by v o i c e l e s s- f r e a k reviews
Night after night, it's always the same. He sneaks into the room of someone who was once called his comrade, and commits those despicable acts, caught up in the belief that this is some kind of sick, one-sided love. Laven, Rape, Lemon. Poetry form. OOC.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 31 - Words: 11,962 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Allen Walker, Lavi - Complete
Dreams of the Crimson Jade by Hikou no Kokoro reviews
People say that the first fairy tale a person thinks up of is the story that his or her life will be based on. But, really, fairy tales and lives are so different. One is make-believe and one is reality. How much different can they actually be? Gift-fic!
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,680 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Lenalee Lee, Lavi - Complete
DGrayMan on Facebook! by TeenageNeko reviews
Allen Walker is no longer just an exorcist. He is now an exorcist with...technology. Join him as he struggles to keep up with his duties as an exorcist...and the choosing of his next profile picture.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,331 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Allen Walker
To be Loved Back by Angel Fantasy reviews
In one of his most vulnerable moments, Link's biggest secret gets discovered by the very one he tries his hardest to hide it from.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,790 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Allen Walker, Howard Link
Stalking Lavi Bookman by SwingTree85 reviews
Lavi Bookman has many admirers at Black Order University that watch him from afar. Of course, "afar" in this case refers to the bushes in Allen Walker's front yard. How will Allen deal with a neighbor who seems bent on making his life miserable? Laven
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 88,797 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 12/7/2010 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Allen Walker, Lavi - Complete
Kanda Yuu no melody by khooxp reviews
read and review XDDD Kanda plays the piano! Kanda keeps on getting nightmares that makes him unable to be at peace. What happens when he finds a solution, even though it has to do with baka moyashi? Chapter three: a hint of Lavi's past?
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,169 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Kanda Yuu, Allen Walker
DGrayMan The Movie by Noah Gabriel reviews
Warning: the following includes craziness, OOC, possible laughter, and sometimes uncontrollable confusion. Various pairings included. If you're down or something's bothering you, R&R. Just don't touch Kanda's popcorn.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,858 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Allen Walker, Lenalee Lee
Falling Petals by PeanutAngel reviews
Time ticking away on a clock, we measure the days in such frugal ways. Like petals falling from a tree, we can never regain those lost days, whether they hold happy or sad memories that can return to haunt us.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 275 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Kanda Yuu - Complete
Bookman by Dhampir72 reviews
This is the story of Bookman and how Lavi became his apprentice. It follows their hardships and adventures together throughout the years until they reach the Black Order. CHAPTER 38 ONLINE.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 38 - Words: 235,280 - Reviews: 807 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Bookman, Lavi
The Words to Say by N.H. Arawn reviews
"In the…l… w'… 'd you… kiss…" It did not work how Lavi wanted. Kanda's eyes went perfectly round for a moment, his hand loose. 'No Yuu-chan, I'm missing words…' His mind whispered to his mouth, but his lips refused to move anymore... 'Was it you… '
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 201,642 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Lavi, Kanda Yuu - Complete
Transcending Time by Dhampir72 reviews
At the end of the final battle, Allen Walker was set in stone for all eternity. Modern day, his reincarnated lover awakens him, giving them the second chance they would have never had. Lavi/Allen. Chapter 14 FINALLY online!
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 59,155 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Allen Walker, Lavi
Time and Bandages by silverwolf-fox reviews
ONESHOT! Miranda and Kanda think about their new training sessions. MirandaxKanda
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Miranda L., Kanda Yuu - Complete
Kristallnacht by Sora Ryuuzaki reviews
Because he hated him, he was going to torture him. Because he hated him, he was going to leave nothing behind. Yullen. T for implications. Oneshot.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,740 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu - Complete
100 Ways You Are Obsessed With D Gray Man by SolitaryLotus reviews
Are you DGM obsessed? Check the list and find out! Know more reasons? Review and add to the list! Rated T for mild sexual references.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,266 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/16/2010 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Complete
DGray Man Advent Calendar by picaropicara reviews
Exactly what it says on the festive biscuit tin. 25 days, 25 Christmas-themed ficlets in the DGM world...
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 17,284 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Complete
Full Moon Madness by Kame-tan reviews
During a full moon, something happens to Allen and the others, causing them to act a little...out of character, to say the least. They take the phrase "strange things happen on a full moon" to another level.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,040 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/5/2009 - Published: 7/28/2009
Silver Ribbon by Lovalia reviews
Kanda had his hair down for a while and Allen hasn't left his room since breakfast. When Allen was seen later at dinner, he gave Kanda a gift. First Yullen Fanfic.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,699 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu - Complete
Ruffian by TheRiotess reviews
He vowed to protect his sensei’s unborn child. He promised he would no longer brush off his responsibilities. He said he couldn’t be a kid anymore. Now to prove this…
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 35,561 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 3/20/2009 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Shikamaru N., Temari
Change of Mind by RoyxRizaFan reviews
Being a bookman, Lavi has to hold back his will to dance at Miranda and Noise's wedding. LenaleexLavi!
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,275 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Lavi, Lenalee Lee - Complete
Ownership by Schnickledooger reviews
Bierrez and Rath get into an argument over who belongs to who exactly as Cesia watches.
Dragon Knights - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Complete
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The Notebook reviews
She thought she had her life figured out. She knew what she was going to become, what was expected of her. Leaving everything she worked for all behind and trying to solve a mystery wasn't it. AU
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,286 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Lenalee Lee, Lavi
Singing of a Gold Raven reviews
Lala is an Italian immigrant who moved to get a job right before the Great Depression. Kanda Yuu is a successful business man who finds himself in growing trouble. After a series of events, the two cross paths, but problem after problem arises... AU
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,849 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Lala, Kanda Yuu
Of Blunt Pens and Stained Newspapers reviews
What would you do if someone offered you a job to help a journalist to go undercover in the hidden world of crimes in gangs? Deny it, of course. Sadly, Lavi doesn't pick up on social cues, especially when money is involved... Allen-Lenalee-Lavi, AU.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,302 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Lavi, Lenalee Lee
What Happens When it's Story Time reviews
What happens, indeed, when the gang in the Order decide to gather around and listen to a strange fairy tale invented by the natural storyteller Lavi himself. Here's a hint: It's not good. Crack-ish.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,832 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Lavi - Complete
Drugtionary reviews
Kanda was held back a year in high school, due to 'problems'. He takes LSD and doesn't care what happens to him. That is, until he meets a redheaded-stranger. But will Alma, his main hallucination, let him go? Or will he be addicted for life? AU
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 25 - Words: 107,479 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Kanda Yuu, Lavi - Complete
The Destroyer of Facebook reviews
Follow the D. Gray-Man journey through the wonderful technology known as Facebook while Allen, Lenalee and the others try to conquest over the Millennium Earl once and for all! Follows the original story line, only shorter and crack-ish.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Allen Walker
The Little Clock Girl reviews
Based off of Hans Christian Anderson's tale, "The Little Match Girl", Miranda tries to please her step-mother to sell pocket watches in a world where cellphones are the new time-tellers on Christmas Eve. AU for both stories, Christmas-Theme. Joy.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,614 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Miranda L. - Complete
Luna Moth reviews
After being held back a year, Lenalee Lee is about to give up her dreams of becoming a motorcyclist, when 'The Black Order', a biker gang focused on getting people off the streets, gives her back her wings and lets her fly. But will she crash and burn? AU
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,055 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Lenalee Lee
Miranda Lotto: A Survivor's Tale reviews
Miranda Lotto, survivor of World War III, is struggling to hold down a job when she meets Allen, an orphan who got left behind. Shortly after meeting him, she is thrust into a world of dictatorship and conspiracy, all while running a new-found orphanage.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,597 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/17/2010 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Miranda L.
Linked reviews
It happened too fast. One second, Lavi was charging at the Noah, and the next second... He was thrown and disappeared. No one knows what happened to him. Allen, missing his friend, is more than determined to get his friend back... no matter what.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 19 - Words: 61,579 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Lavi, Allen Walker - Complete
There Were Signs of Trouble reviews
"Are you dead, Mister Exorcist?" One-shot by my friend. Has character death of a certain redhead.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 971 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Lavi - Complete
The FAQ on How to Operate a Vehicle reviews
He blames his doctor for not learning how to drive. Kanda blames his insanity. Will Lavi be able to learn the basics of driving? Or will he fail utterly? There's only one way to find out. AU.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,624 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Lavi, Kanda Yuu - Complete
The FAQ on How to Operate a Portable Laptop reviews
Lavi, being the idiot that he is, decided to try and tackle his latest challenge- the Portable Laptop. Will he succeed in his quest to figure out how it works? Or will he fail and be mocked for generations? AU.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,753 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Lavi, Allen Walker
The FAQ on How to Operate a Nintendo DS reviews
Despite his intelligence, when Lavi stumbles upon a Nintendo DS, he has no clue what he's doing. When Kanda starts teaching him the basics, things get a bit out of hand... AU.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,440 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Lavi, Kanda Yuu - Complete
Niveous Sky reviews
A basic mission. That was all. And yet, it was one of the more stand-out missions that they have ever done...
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,472 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu - Complete
Clap Diddlee Oh So reviews
Another day at the Order, and Allen is trying to sleep, but Lavi wants to play an innocent game that is for children. What happens when Kanda also gets involved in the mess? A bigger mess.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,675 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Allen Walker - Complete
The Halloween Treat reviews
Tis the season to... Celebrate Halloween! It's Halloween Time again, and Lavi wants to have fun! ... But his day seems to go downhill from the moment he wakes up. Will it go up again or will it stay down? Only one person could change that...
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,679 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Lavi, Kanda Yuu
One Week Randomness reviews
Twas a week before Christmas, and all through the Order, one man became crazy, and there was only disorder. Allen, Lavi, Lenalee, and everyone has to survive one week of one man's craziness. Can they do it? Who knows?
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,096 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Allen Walker
Minor Complication reviews
Lavi and Allen are having a dispute about something "important" and it has been going on for the past week. What happens when Kanda is finally sick of it and decides to interfere? What he finds out may scar him for life. One-Shot
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Kanda Yuu - Complete
NonSequitor of an Ondo reviews
Just some random Naruto humor that popped into my head. Slight OOC. Enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,638 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Complete
What went Wrong? reviews
Hinata Hyuuga, age 16, has turned from good to bad. Who will be able to help her? Only one person. HinaXKiba. Rate M for language... And it is different from the original story line.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 29,834 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/15/2008 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Hinata H., Kiba I. - Complete
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