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Joined 06-12-08, id: 1602955, Profile Updated: 10-26-08
Author has written 3 stories for Misc. Plays/Musicals, Avenue Q, and Phineas and Ferb.

Eh, must of been one of those odd typos Jonathan Larson never noticed..

Ask my friends, one time my teacher said we shouldn't listen to racist jokes, so I sang "Everyone's a Little Bit Racist"

LET ME GO BACK!! PLEASE!!

Stupid, stupid people..

:gets beat up by avenue q fans who visited the profile:

If homosexual people weren't as nice, they'd kick all the homphobics' asses!

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday.
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
I am the man who fears that I will never be able to be myself, to be free of this secret because I won't risk losing my family and friends.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends im a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to teach me a lesson
IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG (and you cried while reading this) REPOST THIS!!

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Professor Shorty by Oceanesta reviews
Ed was pissed. The Colonel interrupts his precious sleep, only to tell him that his new assignment is to teach Alchemy at some school called Hogwarts where magic rules instead of science? However, no one warned him about the fat pink toad called Umbridge who has made it her life's ambition to get him fired. Oh, it is ON! Set during Harry's fifth year. Rated T for Ed's mouth.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,677 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 1,037 - Updated: 2/17 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Severus S., Albus D., Dolores U., Edward E.
Arthur's Mansion by Nyahnyan reviews
Alfred buys a mansion in a small England town. Everyone tells him that it's haunted by some crazy dude, but Alfred doesn't believe in such things.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,693 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 2/16/2012 - America, England/Britain
Pirates Tale by AutumnSweetFae reviews
Originally setting out to find his father, Alfred is forced to join the seemingly insane Captain Kirkland who may be his only hope in surviving the violent and deadly life of piracy. But what secret does this captain hide?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,060 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 4/29/2013 - Published: 2/20/2012 - America, England/Britain
Scarlet Magic by Jay1892 reviews
Revenge seeking vampire!America seeks to learn magic from powerful Warlock!England. How will the two different beings react to each others presence when one of them isn't even a human? AU USXUK fanfiction
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 73,815 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 11/11/2012 - Published: 8/10/2010 - America, England/Britain
Hallelujah by Life Is A Highway66 reviews
One minute he could be happy, then the next it's like it only just happened... I think I'm ignoring all the signs... Nicky's POV. Nicky/Rod
Avenue Q - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,541 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/21/2011 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Nicky, Rod - Complete
Whats HAPpenin? by Nelfan reviews
"The HAP part stands for Homosexual and Proud."When sophmore Tino decides that homosexuals need to take a stand,people from all over get involved.From a cross-dresser to an albino to the mafia.Even he isn't even sure What's HAPpenin! AU Sufin&others
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 27,017 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 2/19/2011 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Sweden, Finland
5MetersofAwesomesauce by Piano'sIrishTater reviews
Matthew is bored and lonely. He has no friends, an arrogant brother, and an uncaring mother always knee deep in work. But one IMing session on the computer changes it all... everything he's ever known falls into pieces... but is it for the better? PruCan!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,237 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
What Was That About the Ducks? by Airship Alice reviews
In which a certain demon convinces a certain angel, that really, this sex thing has something going for it. Crowley/Aziraphale, wing!kink
Good Omens - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,762 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/13/2011 - Aziraphale, A. Crowley
Broken Wings by Piano'sIrishTater reviews
Orphaned Tino, only sixteen, has been through so much pain already, it's unbelievable. It seems no matter how many times he's adopted, he ends up back at the orphanage. Can a prayer to God save him or will he be stuck alone for the rest of his life? SuFin
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 37,314 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 11/21/2010 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Finland, Sweden - Complete
Play With Me by Piano'sIrishTater reviews
Alfred and Arthur, as well as the rest of the cast of APH, have been cast in the mysterious and fantastic award-winning Broadway play Arch!But what happens when something that is supposedly just a fictional story becomes a horrifying reality? UsUk
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,827 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 9/19/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
3 Is a Crowd by wibblie27 reviews
Rod kicks Nicky out again, due to having Ricky now, but soon let's him come live with him again after breaking up with Ricky, and getting a girlfriend. Rod X Nicky
Avenue Q - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,300 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/7/2010 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Nicky, Rod
My Brother's Body by Piano'sIrishTater reviews
Lovi and Feli are twin brothers, and are quite the opposites in many ways. But when they switch places with each other out of nowhere, they find that they have one thing in common that they never suspected they could.Spamano & GerIta.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 66,099 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 8/9/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Evil Villain Smack Down by shopgirl152 reviews
It's a war of words when Dr. Horrible and Dr. Doofenshmirtz argue over who the better villain is. But who will win? one-shot.
Crossover - Phineas and Ferb & Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Dr. Doofenshmirtz, Dr. Horrible/Billy - Complete
Jealous by KittyCurse13 reviews
All Nicky wanted was for Rod to be happy, but why was he so damn jealous if he says he's not gay? A little fiction randomly. Rated for sexual themes. Nicky x Rod and a little bit of Ricky too! Nicky's POV
Avenue Q - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/11/2009
Close by KittyCurse13 reviews
Ever noticed how close Rod and Nicky's beds are? Rod has! Just a short one I wrote on inspiration :3
Avenue Q - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 333 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Complete
Idina Meets Elphaba by BeautifullyWicked reviews
This is where Elphaba comes to our world and meets the original "Elphaba" Idina Menzel and what happens after that. Story by members of witchesofoz. com
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 41 - Words: 106,747 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/4/2009 - Published: 4/19/2008
As We Stumble Along by GothPhantom reviews
A year after Elphaba's 'death', Glinda finds it's still to much for her to handle. In desperation to escape the pain, she wipes her memory of the past year, leaving everything she ever knew of Elphaba, Fiyero, and Shiz behind. Gelphie? Musicalverse
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,272 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 8/3/2007
Alone by GothPhantom reviews
Staring at the ceiling had become a habit for Rod. Countless nights of crying, the pain in his heart never went away. Rod x Nicky. One Shot.
Avenue Q - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Complete
Rod's Encounter by Miss Pontmercy reviews
Crossover between Avenue Q and RENT. Rod bumps into Mark on the street, and he realizes that they have a lot in common, besides just their sweaters. Rod/Mark, with mention of the other RENT and Avenue Q characters. Review, please!
Crossover - RENT & Avenue Q - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Mark C. - Complete
Shattered by Droiture LeReve reviews
Rod's life is down the toilet. His job's in the toilet, he's stuck in Avenue Q with a roommate he's been in love with since high school and a boyfriend whose relationship with him has been going rocky. He's taken to self-hurting. What can Nicky do?
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,851 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Complete
Pets by imsomeonelse reviews
AVENUE Q. Nicky wants a pet-but not just any pet, oh, no. He wants a furry, destructive, messy, dirty, creature...And with that lovely pout of his and beautiful brown eyes, how can Rod refuse?
Avenue Q - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Complete
The Baby Monitor by feraverto reviews
Maureen has fun with a baby monitor. Oneshot. Rated T for language, and one or two sexual references.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,215 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Complete
Has Rod gone Nuts? no pun intended by yayne reviews
Avenue Q Nicky comes home to hear Rod rambling to himself about 'Little Lotte' 'Measuring a Year' and 'Moonlight'. thinking he has gone insane, Nicky video tapes the whole scene for an evil plan of his. Rod/Nicky friendship.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Complete
Raccoon vs Man by Majestik Moose reviews
-"Mark was in pain, and only Roger could get him out of it." In other words, a furry little friend gives our boys some trouble. Oneshot. Complete. Hopefully humorous. Rated T for swearing.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,162 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Mark C., Roger D. - Complete
Avenue Rent by PandaFire McMango reviews
Avenue Q meets RENT! I'm changing Avenue Q songs so that they pertain to RENT fic characters. It's ridiculous...but I LOVE IT. You don't even really need to know Avenue Q to get these, they're just meant to be funny to anyone.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,459 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/1/2008 - Published: 8/2/2007
Pinch Me by Rebecca Dearest reviews
Avenue Q- Nicky receives a reality check from Princeton. He's never imagined moving away from Rod, and when Princeton warns him that he will one day have to move into his own place, Nicky tries to imagine life without Rod, and confusion ensues. R/N
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,510 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Complete
Twilight on Avenue Q by ShinningSilverLove reviews
Muahahahaha! Twilight characters sing Avenue Q songs! This is a searies of SongFics! Ahahahaha! Very funny! R&R! Rated M because small children should stay pure and not read this!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 10,274 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Complete
If Roy Were Gay by BakaKonekoRKL reviews
A songfic to If You Were Gay from Avenue Q. What if Roy was gay? Ed's gonna prove that he is. EdxRoy yaoi
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
My Boyfriend Who Lives In Munchkinland by LostOzian reviews
A game of Never Have I Ever leads Elphaba to describe her incredible, and until now, unbeknownst, signifigant other. Avenue Q songfic, based on 'My Girlfriend Who Lives In Canada'. Oneshot.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/20/2007 - Complete
All's Fair in Love and Weddings by UsagiMonster reviews
Princeton's sister, Adel, is getting married, which means Kate finally gets to meet the parents! What they don't realize is that on this trip they'll learn a lot more about each other, and their relationship will take a turn greater than they ever thought possible. R&R!
Avenue Q - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,440 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/5/2007 - Published: 11/10/2006 - Princeton, Kate Monster
Cats the Musical by FireGoddess528 reviews
The kittens are trying to find the perfect gift for Gus. What does he love most? Musicals! So they choose to do AvenueQ and they drag the other cats into it. But what happens when the older cats realize what the play is about? Will the show go on?
Cats - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,993 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/8/2007 - Published: 8/3/2007
Avenue Q means Home by Mini-Chobi reviews
For The I - Sequel.Epilogue to "Til Our Dreams Come True". Ever wondered how Avenue Q was made into a show even though Princeton's idea was shot down? Well, you see, Moses found a box containing some of Nicky's old stuff...
Avenue Q - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Complete
Til Our Dreams Come True by Mini-Chobi reviews
Avenue Q is a place to start off in your life. To let you start small and build until you get bigger and eventually leave. But what if, once you leave Avenue Q, you have to leave it for good?
Avenue Q - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,167 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Complete
Avenue A by Doorhinge reviews
Just a weird idea I had...Avenue Q songs will lyrics that follow the RENT plot. See if you can follow this!
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,011 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/25/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007
Going Back to Avenue Q by leilolil0 reviews
It's been 5 years since Christmas Eve and Brian moved out of Avenue Q. The happy couple struggles with their new lifestyle, and are evicted from their apartment. They return to find that much of it has stayed the same, and much has yet to change R&Rplz!
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,261 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/20/2006
If You Were Gay by The Green Pilgrim reviews
Jaken and Rin have noticed something a little... special about Sesshoumaru. So they decide to sing about it with the help of a little mooching from 'Avenue Q'. Silly one-shot with some romance on the side.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2005 - Sesshomaru, Rin - Complete
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Perry the Manapus Mignogna reviews
Doofenshmirtz cooks up yet another diabolical plan to defeat his arch nemesis, Perry the Platypus. But what happens when this new plan actually works? Rated T because i have no clue what may or may not be said in later chapters.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Dr. Doofenshmirtz, Perry
my own ending reviews
What happens when a fangirl decides a show should end her way? Let's find out in this slightly retarded version of a part from the original play, Avenue Q, Rod's Confession.I do not own Avenue Q. I don't k now why anyone would think I do.
Avenue Q - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 209 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Complete
Hubble Wrap reviews
this was based on one of the ideas that the creators of avenue q discarded. it's if Nicky was some sort of retaded inventor and always showing Rod his retarded ideas i, sadly, do not own avenue Q
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Complete