Author has written 8 stories for Naruto, Transformers/Beast Wars, Hunter X Hunter, Torchwood, and Doctor Who.
Alex, not my real name but it does what it needs to.
Obidiah, Mathew, Nathan, Kendall (feel free to call me Obi, Matt, Nate, or Ken)
North Eastern United States
Older than 10, younger than 40
Were the World Mine, Pirates of the Caribbean, Shelter, About a Boy, Donne Darko, The Butterfly Effect
Criminal Minds, Doctor Who, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Grey's Anatomy, Dexter, Torchwood, Glee, House MD, Merlin, Firefly, Sherlock
Kite Runner, Feed, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, The White Darkness, The Cloud of Unknowing
New Order, Scissor Sisters, Lifehouse, The Bravery, Our Lady Peace, The Kooks, Mika
Doctor Who: Doctor #4, Sarah Jane, Captain Jack, Donna, Master (all)
Criminal Minds: Spencer, Garcia, Morgan
Avatar: Sokka, Zuko, Iroh
Grey's Anatomy: Meredith, Sloan, Alex, Shephard, Webber
Torchwood: Jack, Ianto, Owen
Glee: Kurt, Britney, Santana, Mercedes
House MD: House, Wilson
Merlin: Merlin, Arthur, Gwen
Firefly: Reynolds, Jayne, River, Simon
Sherlock: Sherlock, John
Jack/9 Jack/10 Jack/11 Jack/Ianto
Meredeth/Shephard Izzy/Alex (I just can't help it with Izzy and Alex)
RANDOM QUESTIONNAIRE TIME!!
1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.
important. Suddenly he realized what it was.
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
The Princess Bride
4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
The shaking of the air system and a car
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
About half an hour ago, getting the dogs indoors.
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
Was (and still am) watching Sherlock because it's on NETFLIX (spasms)
9. What are you wearing?
Blue and black trip pants and a The Doors shirt (white)
10. Did you dream last night?
Yeah, I remember dreaming and I remember remembering what I was dreaming but I can't think of it now.
11. When did you last laugh?
Uh, this afternoon, I was playing Brockian Ultra Cricket with a friend.
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
A dark green, kind of dull, some mirrors, a paper pickle, a television and a painting.
13. Seen anything weird lately?
Well, there's someone who has been run over by a car who is being pulled away by EMTs outside my window so...no.
14. What do you think of this quiz?
Fun, but awkward.
15. What is the last film you saw?
The Princess Bride...why do I feel like I'm repeating myself.
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
A VW bus...aaand...some better clothes.
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:
...I hate grilled chicken...
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
No more prejudice of judgement or unfairness to anyone.
19. Do you like to dance?
Love to, not any good at it though.
20. George Bush:
is a prat.
21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Why do people always judge you?
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to Hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. (well, actually...)
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, and stuck up
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a nasty.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be promiscuous.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking nobody.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be irresponsible .
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be smart
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. (errrrr)
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO (lol, this is getting sad...)
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA...
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm preppy so i must shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, and stuck up
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. (I honestly don't know what this even means)
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling know it all.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a know it all.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. (hahahaha, how does this help disprove stereotypes again?)
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a nerdy nobody (hey, I'm the go-to guy for proofing research papers)
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. (That would actually make me straight, which I'm not...uhhh)
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE so I MUST have no life.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
YOUR GUY SIDE: (bold applies to me)
You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheels cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers as a kid.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool!
You go to your dad for advice.
You own/ed like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy trousers are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night
YOUR GIRL SIDE: (bold applies to me)
You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than ten pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of everything.