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Name: Alexandra, Alex
Birthday: June 1
Hair color: really dark brown with orange tints in it that make it seem lighter in the sun.
Eye color: Eyes so black you can't even see the pupil.
Favorite Books: Twlight series, Great and terrible Beauty Series, The House of Night Series, The Host, Willow, Bliss and a bunch more.
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Chapter 7 Bella's Car
Chapter 7 Jacob's Car
WHEN I FLIP MY HAIR
WHEN I RUN AWAY FROM YOU
WHEN I POUT MY LIPS
WHEN I KICK & PUNCH
WHEN I CALL YOU A LOSER
WHEN I AM SILENT
WHEN I IGNORE YOU
WHEN I PULL AWAY
WHEN YOU SEE ME AT MY WORST
WHEN I SCREAM AT YOU
WHEN YOU SEE ME WALKING
IF I DONT CALL YOU
WHEN IM SCARED
WHEN I LOOK LIKE SOMETHINGS THE MATTER
WHILE I HOLD YOUR HANDS
I smile because I have no idea what's going on!
Life was so simple when boys had cooties
I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends
Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
I ran with scissors, and lived!
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder
I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
"Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton
A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. But a best friend will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?"
Fergie taught me how to spell delicious and glamorious. But not so much tastey!
When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.
I agree with the dictionary. girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.
I don't obsess! I think intensely.
Dear Heart, I met a boy today, prepair to shatter.
All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.
We fall for stupid boys we make lots of dumb mistakes we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenagers, we're really going at one thing, staying strong.
Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.
I only have PMS on days that end in the letter "y".
I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.
I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.
The wasting of finite resources is everyone's busness!
When I say LOL I'm not laughing out loud. I just have nothing better to say.
I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.
You're just jealous because we act retarted in public and people still love us!
You're intoxocated by my very presence
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.
Don't call me emo or I'll cry big juicy tears of blood and pain and then I'll die and it will be ALL YOUR FAULT
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thnaks for embracing it.
My knight in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.
Don't hate yourself in the morning-sleep till noon.
Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought
You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?
Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.
FYI: you are NOT bringing sexy back.you don't determine who has more fun by the colour of their hair,orange is NOT the new pink, and no, my mom DIDN'T do that. so STFU
Let's flip a coin-heads we'll be together, tails we flip again.
Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.
Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mam saying you can still keep it.
One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up
Guys should be like lattes-rich,strong,and hot
I wrote your name in the sky, but the wind blew it away. I wrote your name in the sand, but the waves splashed it away. I wrote your name in my heart, and it lasted forever.
I stay as confused as a gangster with a skateboard
Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days"
Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up.
Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Girl: Do you like me?
Girl: Do you want me?
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Girl: Would you live for me?
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
1. At least 2 people in this world love you so much they would die for you.
2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way.
3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you.
4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they dont like you.
5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep.
6. You mean the world to someone.
7. If not for you, someone may not be living.
8. You are special and unique.
9. Someone that you dont even know exists loves you.
10. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it.
11. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look: you most likely turned your back on the world.
12. When you think you have no chance of getting what you want, you probably wont get it, but if you believe in yourself, probably, sooner or later, you will get it.
13. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks.
14. Always tell someone how you feel about them; you will feel much better when they know.
15. If you have a great friend, take the time to let them know that they are great.
Confusion is a term for the stupid.
Even when you can’t see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile
I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals, I'm a vegatarian because I hate plants.
My Mother Taught Me…
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing, copy and paste this onto your profile.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating student as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you idiot.
Someday my prince will come he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
The first time I was chatting with someone online, they asked me "asl?" I tried to sound it out and got realy ticked of and started warning them because I thought they were calling me an asshole.
If you're attractive enough on the outside, people will forgive you for being irritating to the core.
There are no stupid questions, but there are a LOT of inquisitive
Let's agree to respect each others views, no matter how wrong yours may be
Warning: Do not drink the battery acid. It doesn't taste good and will hurt you. Also do not bite the tires, especially while the bike is moving.Our lawyers made us put these warnings in. -In a manual for a motorcycle
what happens if you get scared half to death twice?
I'm sorry, did I hurt your feelings? Let me call an ambulance.
I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades...or a game of fake heart attack
every fight is a food fight when you are a cannibal. being the employee of the month is a good example of how you can be a winner and a loser at the same time. A dreamcatcher works, if your dream is to be gay.
"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."
Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. Never argue with me, I'll drag you down to my level and beat you with a bat.
Be optimistic, all the people you hate are going to die eventually.
Smile. It confuses people.
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
When life gives you lemons, throw them at people you don't like.
Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness always pays off now.
If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit?
Quitters never win, winners never quit, but those who never win AND never quit are idiots.
The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower.
A FRIEND WILL BACK UP A LIE
A FRIEND WILL TRY TO STOP YOU FROM FIGHTING A STRANGER FOR LOOKING AT
A FRIEND WILL TELL YOU WHEN YOU HAVE A BOOGER HANIGING OUT OF YOUR NOSE
You know the speed of light;so what is the speed of dark ?
The Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
road to success is always under construction.
43 of all statistics are useless.
I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's really a meteorite hurtling to the Earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much dead no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor.
Born free… taxed to death.
a good friend will cheer you up when people piss you off.
a good friend helps you up if you trip, but
Silence is golden, but duck tape is silver
Fishing is the sport of drowning worms.
I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned
You can't plow a cotton field with an elephant in North Carolina.
13 people each year are killed by Vending Machine's falling on them.
Odds of being killed in a tornado- 1 in 2 million.
You are more likely to get attacked by a cow than a shark
The longest kiss on record lasted 130 hours and two minutes.
The average 4-year-old asks over 400 questions a day.
• The average person speaks about 31,500 words per day.
• 40 per cent of women have hurled footwear at a man.
Approximately 97.3978271128 percent of all statistics are made up.
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese
Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is filled.
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...
Everyone has a wild side- me and my friends just prefer to make them public
I've got A.D.D and magic markers. Oh, the fun I will have!
Oops, I appear to have fallen on your lips
Tu madre. I just burned you. In Spanish. So there.
When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!
Best Friends: They say they're hard to find and that's cause the best are already mine.
Okay, so... there's this thing called retard-ness and me and my girls, well...we've gone pro.
Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing.
When people don't laugh at our jokes, I don't think of it as a "you had to be there" thing but more as a "you have to be mentally retarded like us" thing.
Best friends know that you're slow, stupid, and like to mess around with them yet they still don't care about being seen with you in public because they're idiots, too
i know she's socially retarded and weird, but she's my FRIEND...
-If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried
Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
-Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
-Guns don’t kill people. Bullets kill people.
-You can shatter my heart but I will love you with all the little pieces.
-A friend would bail you out of jail. A best friend will be sitting next to you in the cell saying "That was fun"
Think About It... If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit? Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them? if you blow in a dogs face he'll get mad at you, but take him for a car ride, and the first thing he does is stick his head out the window! if two wrongs dont make a right, try three whoever said nothing's impossible, they never tryed slamming a revoling door! apparently 1 in 5 people are chinese, there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. it's ether my mum or dad. or my older brother colin. or my younger brother ho-chan-chu. but i think it's colin. borrow money from pessimists- they dont expect to get it back! if olive oil comes from olive's then where does baby oil come from? whose cruel idea was it for the words 'lisp' to have an 's' in it? how is it possible to have a civil war? if a fork were made of gold would it still be called silver ware? Can you make a candle out of your earwax? When French people swear do they say pardon my English? Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first? If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later? Can a fire truck park in the fire lane? "Cute as a button" Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute? Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time? Are marbles made of marble? Why does the last piece of ice always stick to the bottom of the cup? If you pay for a vacation and your plane crashes on the way there, do you get you money back? (Granted you lived) Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni? Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"? Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"? Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse? If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? Can you get cornered in a round room? Why do we wash behind our ears? Who really looks there? Why don't the hairs on your arms get split ends? If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible? Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its ok to use a handicapped toilet? In that song, she'll be coming around the mountain, who is she? How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside' when isn't it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone? Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat? Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse? Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate? Why are the commercials for cable companies on cable but not on regular television? Don't they want the people without cable to buy the cable? "Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?" Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’? Why is it that when things get wet they get darker, even though water is clear?? Why is it that when you get out of a swimming pool, your urine is hotter when you use the restroom? Can mute people burp? What happens if you put this side up face down while popping microwave popcorn? Why is chopsticks one of the easiest songs to play on the piano, but the hardest thing to eat with? How come you play at a recital, but recite at a play? If a fork were made of gold would it still be considered silverware? If heat rises, then shouldn't hell be cold? Why is there that little space inside strawberries, as if it was meant for a pit, and then the seeds are on the outside? Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa Do they have girl’s bathrooms in gay bars? Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin? Why do you go “back and forth” to town if you really must go forth before you go back? Why does shaped macaroni taste better than the normal kind? Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown? Why can't you get a tan on your palms? If your sick for one week and on one of those days they had to cancel school because of snow, do you have to make up that day in June? Why do dogs sniff other dog’s bottoms to say hello, why don’t they just bark in their face or something? Why do companies offer you "free gifts?" Since when has a gift NOT been If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it? You know the expression, "Don't quit your day job?" Well what do you say to Why do you get in trouble for blocking an exit when you're standing in the doorway? In case of an emergency, wouldn't you run out, too, therefore NOT blocking the exit? Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down? Why is a square meal served on round plates? Why is the 0 on a phone after 1 and not before 1? Which way does a compass point in space? Why are people allowed to put naked statues outside but why can't we run outside naked? Why do all superheroes wear spandex? If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes? Why did Mary own a little lamb? If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money? If the president were gay, would his husband be the first man? If you were a genie and a person asked you this wish, "I wish you would not grant me this wish" what would you do? Why are Pringles curved? What happens if your snot freezes in your nose? Why aren't safety pins as safe as they say they are? If overalls are held up by the snaps at the top, then why do they have belt loops? Why do people say, "You can't have your cake and eat it too"? Why would someone get cake if they can't eat it? Can bald men get lice??
Think About It...
If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?
Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?
if you blow in a dogs face he'll get mad at you, but take him for a car ride, and the first thing he does is stick his head out the window!
if two wrongs dont make a right, try three
whoever said nothing's impossible, they never tryed slamming a revoling door!
apparently 1 in 5 people are chinese, there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. it's ether my mum or dad. or my older brother colin. or my younger brother ho-chan-chu. but i think it's colin.
borrow money from pessimists- they dont expect to get it back!
if olive oil comes from olive's then where does baby oil come from?
whose cruel idea was it for the words 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?
how is it possible to have a civil war?
if a fork were made of gold would it still be called silver ware?
Can you make a candle out of your earwax?
When French people swear do they say pardon my English?
Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?
If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?
Can a fire truck park in the fire lane?
"Cute as a button" Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?
Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time?
Are marbles made of marble?
Why does the last piece of ice always stick to the bottom of the cup?
If you pay for a vacation and your plane crashes on the way there, do you get you money back? (Granted you lived)
Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?
Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Can you get cornered in a round room?
Why do we wash behind our ears? Who really looks there?
Why don't the hairs on your arms get split ends?
If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?
Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its ok to use a handicapped toilet?
In that song, she'll be coming around the mountain, who is she?
How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside' when isn't it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone?
Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?
Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?
Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?
Why are the commercials for cable companies on cable but not on regular television? Don't they want the people without cable to buy the cable?
"Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"
Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?
Why is it that when things get wet they get darker, even though water is clear??
Why is it that when you get out of a swimming pool, your urine is hotter when you use the restroom?
Can mute people burp?
What happens if you put this side up face down while popping microwave popcorn?
Why is chopsticks one of the easiest songs to play on the piano, but the hardest thing to eat with?
How come you play at a recital, but recite at a play?
If a fork were made of gold would it still be considered silverware?
If heat rises, then shouldn't hell be cold?
Why is there that little space inside strawberries, as if it was meant for a pit, and then the seeds are on the outside?
Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa
Do they have girl’s bathrooms in gay bars?
Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?
Why do you go “back and forth” to town if you really must go forth before you go back?
Why does shaped macaroni taste better than the normal kind?
Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?
Why can't you get a tan on your palms?
If your sick for one week and on one of those days they had to cancel school because of snow, do you have to make up that day in June?
Why do dogs sniff other dog’s bottoms to say hello, why don’t they just bark in their face or something?
Why do companies offer you "free gifts?" Since when has a gift NOT been
If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it?
You know the expression, "Don't quit your day job?" Well what do you say to
Why do you get in trouble for blocking an exit when you're standing in the doorway? In case of an emergency, wouldn't you run out, too, therefore NOT blocking the exit?
Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?
Why is a square meal served on round plates?
Why is the 0 on a phone after 1 and not before 1?
Which way does a compass point in space?
Why are people allowed to put naked statues outside but why can't we run outside naked?
Why do all superheroes wear spandex?
If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?
Why did Mary own a little lamb?
If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money?
If the president were gay, would his husband be the first man?
If you were a genie and a person asked you this wish, "I wish you would not grant me this wish" what would you do?
Why are Pringles curved?
What happens if your snot freezes in your nose?
Why aren't safety pins as safe as they say they are?
If overalls are held up by the snaps at the top, then why do they have belt loops?
Why do people say, "You can't have your cake and eat it too"? Why would someone get cake if they can't eat it?
Can bald men get lice??
15 Things to do when your in Walmart!
1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. ( I love this one! )
11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look
12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here!
15. Grab alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go"
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?
Repost this if you truly believe in God.
PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what,
Death is God's way of saying, "Your fired!" Suicide is a human's way of saying, "You can't fire me I quit!"
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
When you get caught looking at him just remember he was looking back.
Fear is not power. A beaten dog may fear you, but once you turn your back he's gonna strike. Real power comes from respect. -Def Jam
Nobody can do everything. But everybody can do something.
The regrets we have in life are the risks we never take.
A life without danger is a waste of oxygen.
He said "I love you" to me and I sneezed and said, "Sorry I'm allergic to bullshit."
Don't take life too seriously. It's not permanent.
You're my girl to the fullest and if you're shootin down the place then I'm bringin the bullets!
Heaven doesn't want me and Hell's afraid I'll take over.
Dear lord, I pray for wisdom to understand my man, love to forgive him, and patience for his moods, because lord if I pray for strength I'm afraid I'll beat him to death. AMEN!
In order for three people to keep a secret, two of them must be dead.
If you and your best friend never argue, never yell, and always agree, it's because one of you is lieing.
My door is always open. Feel free to walk out.
Nothing lasts forever. So live it up, drink it down. Laugh it off, avoid the bullshit. Take chances never have regrets. Because at one point in your life, everything you did is exactly what you wanted
What lies behind us and what lies before us are small matters compared to what lies within us.
She will chase you around for awhile; but there's going to be a day when she stops running in circles around you. She's going to get over you at that very moment you're going to wish you had let her catch you.
When I'm in a sober mood, I worry work and think.
When I'm in a drunken mood, I gamble, fight and drink.
But when all my moods are over.
And the world has come to pass.
I hope they bury me upside-down, so the world can kiss my ass!
We were given two hands to hold.
Two legs to walk.
Two eyes to see.
Two ears to listen.
But why only one heart?
Because the other one was given to someone for us to find.
Keep your head up high gorgeous. There are a lot of girls who would kill to see you fall.
Don't ever be afraid to come to me and cry.
Don't ever hesitate to look me in the eyes.
Don't ever be afraid to tell me how you feel.
Cuz your my girl...And we gotta keep it real.
I ain't looking down, but I see no one above me.
It's hard to wait around for something that you know might never happen but it's harder to give up, when you know it's everything you ever wanted.
Mirrors don't talk and lucky for you they don't laugh.
Every tear has made me stronger.
When you chew gum before you kiss, it actually makes your breath smell worse than before because of your salivary glands ...
Mints work much better(:
GUYS- It is much more romantic to kiss us in a park or under the stars than to kiss in your disgusting bedroom or in the movie theaters
GIRLS- Just because a guy kisses you every 10 minutes doesn't mean he's using you ..he's just a little horny ;) there's no problem with that!!
-- It has been proven that when people with the same hair color kiss, it is more romantic than that of a different hair color!!
( I D0NT KNOW WHY )
-- your first kiss isnt always your best kiss
-- If you can tie a knot in a cherry with your tounge, it doesn't mean you are a good kisser .. it just means your tounge muscles are strong
-- ALL girl's are not hoes, and ALL guys are not players.
Everyone gets a little horny sometimes
Be a great kisser with these tips
-- touch his/her face
-- run your fingers through his/her hair
-- kiss softly at first, then apply more pressure
-- hold your kissing partner
(yup, it's a language)
methods of Love...
._.s_s _ If you're a girl and you've ever
Try Reading This:
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If you could read that put it in your profile!
The one thing worse than a boy that hates you: a boy that loves you.
Everyone knows the best way to convince someone you're not lying to them, is to tell them you are.
Perfect men are only fictional.
When you’re down I may not be able to pick you back up but I promise I’ll be willing to lay down right next to you.
Friendship is a single soul dwelling in two bodies.
A true friend never gets in the way, unless you happen to be going down.
Telling a teenager the facts of life is like giving a fish a bath.
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you can feel that warm feeling.
A man who smiles when things go wrong, has thought of someone to blame it on.
It's true that we don't know what we've got, until we lose it. It's also true that we don't know what we've been missing, until it arrives.
Never take life too seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
I wanna die like Grandpa did. Sleeping peacefully. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
What are three words to humiliate men everywhere? "Hold my purse."
Three words to ruin a man's ego: "Is it in?"
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself: Where the heck is the ceiling?
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.
Guys: NO SHIRT, NO SERVICE. Girls: NO SHIRT, NO CHARGE.
He who laughs last, thinks the slowest.
When there's a will, I want to be in it.
Once a girl on a boat walked up to her friend and says," I figured out why life savers are called life savers, because they look like the floating thing". Then the boy says "Duh, what did u think they were for". "I thought they were called that because if you were to choke on them you could breathe through the hole."
They laugh because we're losers...
People say I'm stupid, I tell them not to be jealous!
(THIS POEM IS WORTH CRYING OVER!)
My name is Sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake
I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says it’s my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But it’s now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great, huge crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
When I went to school that day,
I never said good-bye.
I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.
And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,
And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best
Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try
I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest
When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could
please listen to me if you would,
I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.
But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,
Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.
I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true
And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"
In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost
Please if you would,
If you pass this on,
Maybe people will cry,
Just keep this in your heart,
For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".
Light travels faster than sound. That's why people seem bright. Until they speak.
Don't frown, even when you’re sad, someone could be falling in love with your smile.
Imitation is the most annoying form of flattery.
One way to figure out how things work, push all the buttons!
The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.
Guns don't kill people. It's the person who pulled the trigger and let loose the bullet.
Bush gave an interview and he said people will vote for him because 'They've seen me weep, they’ve seen me laugh, and they’ve seen me hug.' These are the same qualifications for a Tickle Me Elmo.
A recent survey stated that the average person's greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you're telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy.
Please stop shouting at me
I'm already screaming at myself
Please stop hating me
I already hate myself
Please stop lying to me
You already lie to the world
Please stop saying it
I know I'm a stupid girl
Please stop killing me
I'm already dying inside
Please stop asking
You know I'll never confide
Please stop staring at me
You know I'm already ashamed
Please stop hurting me
You know I'm already in pain
Please stop asking me
You know I can't tell you what's wrong
Please stop saying it
You know I'll never be strong
Please stop glaring at me
You know I can't look at your eyes
Please stop watching
I can tell you I'm covered with lies
Please stop trying
You've already failed me before
Please stop critisising
You know I can't take any more
Please stop laughing
You know that it hurts when you do
Please stop pretending
Because you only care about you
Why do you always tell me to leave?
I guess I'm kind of hard for you to believe.
To believe that what I'm talking to you about really matters,
and when you just ignore me, my feelings seem to scatter.
It almost feels like you don't care,
even though you've always been there.
You've given me life, but you've also given me pain,
and though it's all too simple, I know, from this I have nothing to gain.
I can't leave here or say goodbye,
so all I can do for now is try.
Try to get you to notice and understand,
that you should know you were the first to hold my hand.
What I'll do now is sit back and wait,
and hope that my forgiveness isn't too late.
I know you love me like you do the rest,
but it's always that you seem to love them the best.
I guess I'll keep remembering all the things you've done for me,
and hope that you'll continue to care, we'll just have to wait and see.
I love you dearly, just as my sister and brothers,
but the love goes deeper just for the fact that you're my mother.
They never see the real me,
They only see who they want me to be,
I'm trapped inside this perfect box,
but someone has the key to my lock,
It's been so long since I have truly smiled,
I have been crying for a while,
no one seems to look inside,
they can't see whats hiding behind my eyes,
so many things are running through my mind,
so many things I cannot find,
so many lies that I have been told,
so many reason I have to hide and be so cold,
I promise myself to not get close anymore,
I'm closing and locking all my doors,
I'm putting my walls back up,
and rebuilding my barriers,
this is the last time,
next time I wont get back up
You know what Mommy
You went to the doctor today.
I can hear that doctor again.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
If you're against abortion, re-post this
1.YOUR REAL NAME: Alex
Most people are only alive because its illegal to shoot them
Its not cheating unless you get caught
I hope life isnt a joke, because i dont get it.
Best friends are the people that know all about and still put up with you
If you know someone who is slower than a herd of turtles stammpeading through peanut butter, put this on your profile.
If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.
ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder
Before you criticize some one, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away and you still have their shoes.
If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.
If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your pro.
20 WAYS TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN".
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has
6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for smuggling
7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the
8. Don't use any punctuation.
9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat - with a serious
11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
12. Sing along at the opera.
13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical
14. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their
16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock
17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won! I won!"
18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot
19. Tell your children over dinner "due to the economy, we are
20. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity . . .
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
FRIENDS: Get angry at you for calling them late in the night
FRIENDS: Wonder about your love life
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
COPY & POST
A True Boyfriend:When she walks away from you mad
I want a guy like this more than anyone will ever know...
Guys post as: "i'd be this boyfriend."
The Uncurable Disease
Hi, my name is Kazu.
I like Writing and I like Athletics.
I am running down the road
I suddenly tripped over.
I come home with a scatch on my knee.
My mummy begins to worry.
I tell her I am fine.
She sighs and says ok.
I am at school.
When suddenly I fall and hit a tree.
I am sent to the sickbay.
Then I am sent home.
Mummy takes me to the doctors.
The doctors tell mummy something.
Mummy starts to cry.
I tell her it's ok.
I'm not going to die.
She tells me I am starting.
Starting to be slower.
I don't know what it means.
But I have become sick.
I tell mummy it's ok.
I will become better.
Mummy starts to cry.
Do I have cancer?
Mummy says no.
Then what do I suppose.
As a year had past.
I struggle to walk.
My speech is getting slower.
It's hard for me to talk.
My friends like to help me.
My classmates like to run.
But I have to sit down.
And watch them have fun.
Then one day my teacher.
Comes to see mummy.
Daddy comes out.
And starts to get all snotty.
The teacher tells my parents.
I can no longer go to school.
My motion is too slow.
I ask the teacher slowly.
I am sorry I am useless.
I start to cry and beg her.
I want to go to school.
The teacher gives a smile.
And tells me she is sorry.
The school cant really help me.
The words were so cruel.
The day I had to leave.
My friends and classmates cried.
The boys upon the windows.
Wave to me goodbye.
I smile and sit in the car.
I am taken to a school.
A school with special people.
Just like me and you.
I start to have some fun.
I made a lot of friends.
As many years passed again.
I talk too slow to understand.
I cannot run anymore.
And I struggle to even stand.
I cannot write in my diary.
My motion is too slow.
Then one day I am sent.
To the hospital again.
Now many years have passed.
I lie in a warm bed.
I cannot move my body.
I cannot move again.
I talk very slowly.
I cannot move my head.
My mummy sits there crying.
My daddy looks depressed.
I ask my mummy sadly.
Am I going to die.
My mother holds my hand.
Yells and starts to cry.
A few more years later.
I have to shut my eyes.
I cannot talk or move.
I seem to have died.
Copy and Paste this story about Kazu who was diagnosed with a rare uncurable disease, Spinocerebellar Degeneration, in your profile. This disease causes a failure of muscle control in their arms and legs, resulting in a lack of balance and coordination or a disturbance of gait. Support and send the message worldwide.
Life is not measured by the breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.
don't really believe this but it's weird:This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.
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