Marius the Roman
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Joined 06-12-08, id: 1603345, Profile Updated: 11-26-09
Author has written 3 stories for Song of the Lioness.

"I live lies because I cannot endure the weakness of anger, and I cannot admit the irrationality of love."
Marius - Anne Rice

"As long as you know you're nobody special, you'll be a very decent sort of Horse, on the whole, and all things considered."

'If you have to make a tough decision, and you don't know what to do, just do one thing or the other, because the worst that can happen is for you to have made an awful mistake.'

"Some people say I must be a horrible person, but that's not true. I have the heart of a young boy... in a jar... on my desk." Stephen King.

Story Updates:

Accidentaly In Lust: Gary was depressed and Raoul wanted to help. But the helping got out of hand. Finally complete! Spoiler Alert: Gary marries Cythera, Raoul marries Buri, and Alanna and Thayet have an affair.

Where we don't go: Sometimes when you cant sleep things happen that you wish wouldn't. You have urges you'd rather not have. But then sometimes things happen that you secretly hoped for. Also complete.

A Very Bisexual Rogue: George before he's the 'King of Thieves,' and still a shy, rangy pick-pocket type.

Ninety-five of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, deathxbyxdawnxgurl, weasleybabe24, ga nat nat, evil older sister, Frozenfan, EmeraldBear, Kyprioths Shadow, Faia Sakura, Marius (Does this seem ironic to annyone else?)

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
98 percent of teenagers drink or have been around alcohol, put this in your profile if you like MUFFINS!

Stereotypes suck! Copy, paste & add

I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I love RENT so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a alcoholic
I have A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be dating them all
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant (admittedly, this one hits the mark)

And so to a few things I want to include here, to illustrate my allegiances ~

Firstly, a friend of mine sent me the following:

"Recently, in large French city, a poster featuring a young, thin and tan woman appeared in the window of a gym. It said:
THIS SUMMER DO YOU WANT TO BE A MERMAID OR A WHALE?
A middle aged woman, whose physical characteristics did not match those of the woman on the poster, responded publicly to the question posed by the gym.

To Whom It May Concern:
Whales are always surrounded by friends (dolphins, sea lions, curious humans). They have an active sex life, they get pregnant and have adorable baby whales. They have a wonderful time with dolphins stuffing themselves with shrimp. They play and swim in the seas, seeing wonderful places like Patagonia, the Barren Sea and the coral reefs of Polynesia . Whales are wonderful singers and have even recorded CDs. They are incredible creatures and virtually have no predators other than humans. They are loved, protected and admired by almost everyone in the world.

Mermaids don't exist. If they did exist, they would be lining up outside the offices of Argentinean psychoanalysts due to identity crisis. Fish or human? They don't have a sex life because they kill men who get close to them not to mention how could they have sex? Therefore they don't have kids either. Not to mention who wants to get close to a girl who smells like a fish store?

The choice is perfectly clear to me; I want to be a whale.

P.S. We are in an age when media puts into our heads the idea that only skinny people are beautiful, but I prefer to enjoy an ice cream with my kids, a good dinner with a man who makes me shiver and a coffee with my friends. With time we gain weight because we accumulate so much information and wisdom in our heads that when there is no more room it distributes out to the rest of our bodies. So we aren't heavy, we are enormously cultured, educated and happy. Beginning today, when I look at my butt in the mirror I will think,Good gosh, look how smart I am..."

Now, I found this on another profile and I want to share ~

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever
had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be
able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive
partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Copy this into your profile if you think homophobia is wrong.
And I really hope the following is not lost on folks who read it... if you don't do sarcasm, please don't read...

GAY MARRIAGE
1) Being gay is not natural. People always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behaviour. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

Live well, Love much, and consider any day wasted where you haven't laughed at least once.

And finally, remember, don't join dangerous cults, practice safe sects...

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Author's Notes by Geale reviews
Being Aragorn is not very easy, not when you have heavy writing duties, a Quest to Mount Doom to undertake, and one jealous lover with an unhealthy love of words. Rated M for SLASH, occasional dying, poetry, and general madness.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 78,520 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 2/9/2010 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Tea and Other Pleasures by Geale reviews
Of course Glorfindel had thought about it, by the Gods, he was obsessed! But he wasn’t going to do anything! It simply wasn’t... what he was going to do. Elrond/Glorfindel SLASH. Silliness. AU.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,760 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Elrond, Glorfindel - Complete
Guide to Action by Aralas reviews
SLASH AU A/L. It takes a macabre deal to show Aragorn the action he should have taken a long time ago. He can only hope he is not too late.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,458 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 7/23/2005 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
It Was the Pretzel's Fault!: RopeVine Fever by CrystalSlashlover reviews
Requested by: The Obsidian Angel "So you should do a Kyou/Tama one shot. Kyou/Tama. Not Tama/Kyou.That involves rope. And bug spray. And a pretzel. Yes I'm serious." Basically, I'm feeling generous and making one-shots for anyone that asks. YAOI!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,884 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
Seducing Draco Malfoy by faithwood reviews
The first time Harry Potter appeared on his doorstep, Draco was only slightly miffed. The second time, Draco was quite miffed and quite surprised. The third time, Draco was downright shocked. HPDM. SLASH. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,269 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 44 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Loving Yourself by UchihaNightFlower reviews
-YAOI- Love yourself. Every time you look at your reflection, smile. Because in the end, no one loves you more than yourself. -twincest-
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,638 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Published: 5/19/2008 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
The Cabin by dead drifter reviews
Yaoi. MoriHunny. KyouyaTamaki. Twincest. Ouran Orgy. The Host Club are vacationing in a cabin in the French Alps, but what's going on inside the cabin is much more fun than skiing down the mountains!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,702 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 5/16/2008 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Mori/Takashi M., Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H.
Just One Moment by LaChoy reviews
They were almost sixteen. They didn't need to be so close anymore. At least, that's what Kaoru told Hikaru and himself. HikaruKaoru slight Kaoru/OC
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,379 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Up To No Good by Maybe the Moon reviews
Costume Ball, Marauders style. Written for merrysmutmas 2006. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,642 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
All The Wrongs by LaChoy reviews
They knew it was wrong and they kept doing it anyway. [HikaruKaoru Twincest]
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Complete
Strawberries by meeses reviews
Draco obsesses over Harry and strawberries. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,672 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Separation by LaChoy reviews
They were caught kissing and Kaoru was sent off to America, never seeing Hikaru again. Nineteen years later, Kaoru's changed drastically without his twin. Oneshot. Hitachiincest
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,254 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/3/2007 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Triad by Emmegan reviews
Gary misses Raoul. Raoul worries about Gary. Buri steps in to fix things, and all three have a very interesting night. WARNING: implied slash. Actually, no: blatantly obvious slash. But it's RBG, so it's got to be good. Enjoy! ... And review!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,136 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Tortall - Complete
Intoxication by ElspethElf reviews
Alex copes with Urges, when both sober and drunk. AlexRoger CAUTION: This story deals with specific malexmale relationship
Song of the Lioness - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,920 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/22/2006 - Complete
Friendly Attraction by Goddess Jeneveve reviews
Raoul never believed he'd be attracted to another man, but after events that took place at Feif Naxon, he is bothered by certain feelings growing for his old childhood friend. Disclaimer: Chars and places belong to TamPierce. RaoulGary. Slash.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/12/2006 - Tortall
Revelations by UnSerious Sirius reviews
Remus Lupin was gay. Gay, and in love with Sirius Black. Too bad he wasn't aware of any of this...[oneshot] [RLSB]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,344 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/13/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Courtship of Elrond Or How Elrond Had a Plan by annakas reviews
A peristant suitor, a nervous elven lord and a great plan how to say no. Legolas x Elrond slash.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,071 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/10/2006 - Elrond, Legolas - Complete
Duties by gracefulfallen reviews
For TDD's Holiday Fic Exchange. A young soldier asks his captain about emotions he doesn't understand. Props if you can figure out who it is before the end. Slash
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/7/2005 - Complete
Fruit, Wine, Kisses by Seereth reviews
Roger makes a toast, and something scary begins. [RogerxAlex slash]
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/13/2003 - Tortall - Complete
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A Very Bisexual Rogue reviews
George/OOC male. This is George before he's the 'King of Thieves,' and still a shy, rangy pick-pocket type. Warning: oneshot sorta tame slash. Dedicated to Buggie
Song of the Lioness - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 836 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Tortall - Complete
Accidentally in lust reviews
Gary was depressed and Raoul wanted to help. But the helping got out of hand. They fall in love, and have some fun... Gets better in chapter 3 with drunk Jon. Warning! Male/Male, some angst, and a few drunken threesomes. Yay for alcomohol!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 14,750 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Tortall - Complete
Where we don't go reviews
Sometimes when you cant sleep things happen that you wish wouldn't. You have urges you'd rather not have. But then sometimes things happen that you secretly hoped for Roger/Alex slash. Rated M, for explicit scenes...
Song of the Lioness - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,405 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/21/2008 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Tortall, Tortall - Complete