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An Introduction to Swirl and Daisy by m81170 reviews
A first kiss, a first dance, a first curse word shared between best friends. This is the tale of a boring, young geek and the social pariah who thought the world of him. A tale of growing up. A tale of a Non-Romantic Romance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 212,915 - Reviews: 14819 - Favs: 7,628 - Follows: 7,007 - Updated: 1/4/2015 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ruthless and Ivory by MujerN reviews
The full story to the Red Ribbon assassin-Finalist to Tattward and Inkella Contest: She finds every corpse he hides. She follows every trail he leaves behind. A ribbon. A clue. A crime. She doesn't know he'll do anything to keep her alive.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 34 - Words: 266,847 - Reviews: 2106 - Favs: 1,709 - Follows: 1,426 - Updated: 11/6/2014 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fill My Little World by Hongkongphooey reviews
After two disastrous relationships Bella Swan swore off men forever and threw herself into her work. Until one day she agreed to do a favour for a friend. Her quiet world is about to be turned upside down. AH set in England
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 121,649 - Reviews: 2100 - Favs: 1,979 - Follows: 1,751 - Updated: 5/19/2014 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Plan - OUTTAKES by QuantumFizzx reviews
REMOVED. Thank you for your readership. Kept a few chapters up to explain why & share outtakes alter. Obsessed but unnoticed for over a year, she puts a plan in motion to catch the eye of the corner-office. That's her plan. Fate has another plan entirely
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,687 - Reviews: 19578 - Favs: 6,494 - Follows: 4,432 - Updated: 3/9/2014 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Expectations and Other Moving Pieces by chrometurtle reviews
Everything I had done in my life seemed to lead up to this moment. The moment when I found myself bound inextricably to a man I didn’t love, trapped in a life I didn’t want. And if I left him, I would be entirely alone.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 227,237 - Reviews: 15094 - Favs: 8,754 - Follows: 9,138 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Bella, Edward
Beside Still Waters by AmyZini reviews
Separated by years, yet tied to each other through the birth of a child, Edward and Bella struggle to work together when confronted with the unthinkable.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 42,737 - Reviews: 1080 - Favs: 979 - Follows: 1,505 - Updated: 9/8/2013 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Bella, Edward
Practice to Deceive by Livie79 reviews
I saw her today. I wasn't impressed. But he wanted her, and that was enough for me. She was just collateral damage. AH ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 131,761 - Reviews: 4677 - Favs: 3,404 - Follows: 2,402 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hiding in Plain Sight by limona reviews
Bella is a witness in peril. Emmett Cullen is the deputy assigned to protect her. When the witness protection program isn't safe, Emmett asks Bella to pose as his brother Edward's fiancée until the trial. AU, AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 141,120 - Reviews: 10670 - Favs: 11,888 - Follows: 12,514 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
Bonne Foi by Amethyst Jackson reviews
AU. Edward Masen was changed in 1918 and abandoned by his sire. He feeds on human blood, unaware of any other way…until he stumbles across college freshman Bella Swan for a night that will change everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 169,901 - Reviews: 14683 - Favs: 10,837 - Follows: 7,930 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Fallout by OCDindeed reviews
March 16/06 the world the Cullens knew ended. Faith, hope & love are powerful things. Edward finds out how powerful they are when he loses the one person who made his life worth living. Not just an E/B story. Entire Cullen clan is here, each with their own hardships. Set during a post-apocalyptic nuclear war. Try the Prologue before passing judgment. You might be surprised! NM/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 325,178 - Reviews: 6671 - Favs: 4,434 - Follows: 3,218 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bright Like the Sun by dryler reviews
Edward/Bella - WIP, AU, AH, OOC. When Bella goes to live with her father in Forks, things go much better than she expected. At least until a slick parking lot, a careening van, a broken arm, and her weird lab partner from biology get in the way...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 113,874 - Reviews: 3645 - Favs: 4,467 - Follows: 4,540 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Vampire in the Basement by michellephants reviews
While hunting one afternoon, the boys stumble upon what appears to be a corpse. When they learn it's a severely broken vampire, they take him home to do what they can to help. But of course, fate has plans for this man. Canon Couples. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 164,189 - Reviews: 11600 - Favs: 9,333 - Follows: 6,620 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Molto Bella by ObsessingOverEdward reviews
Bella is an up-and-coming chef and Edward is a persnickety restaurant reviewer with an axe to grind. Watch out! Things get pretty hot in the kitchen!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,821 - Reviews: 1306 - Favs: 1,599 - Follows: 655 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Teach Me How To Dougie by tiffaninichole reviews
Won second place in the Teach Me the Nasty Contest! Boring, nerdy Bella agrees to enter a dance contest with friends. The problem: She can't dance. At all.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,354 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
I Hate You, Kiss Me by BittenBee reviews
Bella has given up on dating, but she has a one-night stand with a mystery man named Edward. Both are surprised when he gets a job at her law firm! Coworkers Alice and Jasper, best bud Emmett, and sultry boss Rosalie play a role in Bella's love life. Humor, UST. Rated M. Nominated twice for The Lemonade Stand Fic of the Week.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 198,228 - Reviews: 3090 - Favs: 4,667 - Follows: 2,771 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Volition by Rochelle Allison reviews
It's Belfast, N.Ireland and the year is 1972. Bella's worried about her brother and his best friend, Edward, and their dangerous involvement in the Irish Republican Army. Is it really wise to fall in love with a rebel? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 150,667 - Reviews: 4773 - Favs: 4,170 - Follows: 1,534 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A World Without Sound by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
AU, BxE. My name is Bella Swan; good at sign language and karate. My best friend is deaf, and you know what? It doesn't matter. Won twice at Twilight Awards, and has been nominated more. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,849 - Reviews: 7735 - Favs: 9,253 - Follows: 2,624 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete