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Edward Vs the Toddler
by Butterscotch82 reviews
Ch.1: Edward faces his toughest--or at least, his most annoying--adversary yet, in the form of a two-year-old. Post Twilight . Ch. 2: Find out how Edward and Bella handle Nessie when she takes on some of Eddie's less charming traits. Post Breaking Dawn .
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,870 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 12/26/2012 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
by Aly of Ravenclaw reviews
Harry takes an unwilling visit to Privet Drive to make an unwelcome announcement. On Hiatus Indefinitely.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,835 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Lily Luna P.
Jessie Meets Nessie
by mrs-I-love-EdwardCullen reviews
When Jessica goes to the Cullens' in an attempt to win Edward from Bella, she sees Nessie. What happens? Post BD. Spoilers.-Rosalie
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 22,557 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jessica
by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Complete. A wish sends Bella back in time to Chicago, 1918, and to a human Edward. This story is baby-free.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 60,635 - Reviews: 5895 - Favs: 9,434 - Follows: 2,416 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Looks Can Be Deceiving
by Kolored reviews
Takes place mid-New Moon. 3 months after Edward leaves, Bella is attacked, but saved by a rebellious vampire. Who is he? EdwardxBella, but remember, looks CAN be deceiving... Read&Review, and you get a preview every time! :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,297 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 3/19/2010 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Bella, Edward
Dear Mr Diary
by LethalxLilly reviews
Emmett has a diary? Well this could only mean one thing: Emmett likes to journal. And it triggers random crazy events. Like Dora, christmas tree Alice, Sky Dieing, singing, blowing things up and the such. :D Rated Q for mass destruction.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 65 - Words: 38,274 - Reviews: 894 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Complete
The Past Comes Back to Bite You
by sillybella reviews
AU: After Edward left Bella went to Jacksonville to live with her mother. Years later, after her husband dies, she returns to Forks with her daughter. What will Edward think when he passes through? What will Bella's daughter think of Edward? B&E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 75,552 - Reviews: 2761 - Favs: 1,761 - Follows: 1,746 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 1/20/2007
by rejectdemon reviews
Rose begins her mission to track down and kill Dimitri. But after travelling all the way to Russia, she makes some discoveries that make her wonder if there's another way her love can be saved. possible M rating later on. R&R pwease
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,193 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/8/2009 - Published: 2/21/2009
by KellmettRocksThatHat reviews
Bella looses her cool at Emmett at lunchtime!The result a massive Food Fight!Now extended!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,368 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Bella, Jasper
10 Things: Twilight Style
by a little erratic reviews
Lists of 10 things such as: 10 Things the Volturi Frequently do, 10 Things Edward Does while Bella Sleeps, and 10 Cullen Nicknames! Which Twilight character bought a Snuggie? Find out in Ch. 7! Companion to 10 Things: Harry Potter Style. More to come!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,076 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Aro, Bella
The Greatest Idea Ever!
by PaigeCullen2 reviews
Random story about Twilight. I was bored so I wrote it. All characters. Everyone gets their own crazy ideas! Really funny. Contains some BD spoilers. I promise the story is wayyy better than summary thought. Please read it R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,476 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 1/3/2009
by XxXxXJasperIsNotEmoXxXxX reviews
Alice meets Jasper for the first time. Written from Alice's point of view.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
by FizzySherbert reviews
10 years after the Volturi incident. Renesmee is grown up and Jake has been patiently waiting. Now it's his time to shine, right? Read and review :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,886 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
by Ein Kampf kann eine Lebenszeit reviews
Edward talks to Renesmee about some of her attire one day after school. Please read and review. Bella's POV, rated T to be safe.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
by pandorasnotebook reviews
Awkward Day is the Cullen's favorite holiday when you add 'In my pants' or 'In bed' to the end of every sentence. Poor Edward. Oneshot!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 66 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Complete
When Twilight Gets Bored
by AvatarFangirl-13 reviews
This is a story in which Bella gets lost in the woods, Jasper and Alice bake a cake, the family goes to a Jobro concert, Emmett has a new love, and Bella and Joe get their flirt on! OHHHH! Just read... It's great fun!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,548 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/13/2008 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Bella, Edward
by FlyFly reviews
A One-shot, where Emmet dares Edward to eat a heap of human food. What will happen? EdwardBashing. :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Complete
by Peacefully Disrupted reviews
Read the story
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Waiting in the Wings
by marybelle reviews
Bella didn't jump alone. Edward hasn't come back... yet. Mid New Moon. Not like other cliches, you won't be disappointed. Sort of a mix of JxB and ExB. Now Complete!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,467 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Complete
by BellaHickenbottom reviews
Jasper gets bored and makes Carlisle "feel" in love with a member of the Cullen family but who is it? SLASH *ONESHOT*
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Carlisle, Jasper - Complete
Emmett vs Barrel of Monkey's
by Mrs Emmett McCarty reviews
What would happen if Emmett tried to play a simple human game...but failed repeatedly?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Emmett - Complete
Brother For Sale
by Brittney.Blackout reviews
Emmett decides he wants to sell Edward. For only fifty cents.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Complete
Breaking Down: A Parody of A Parody
by oO-Alice-Cullen-Oo reviews
Stephenie Meyer published Breaking Dawn, which has been called Epic Fail one minute and Fantastic the next, and gave a version called Breaking Down to her publishers filled with everything that would make fans mad. Here's how we think it should go...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,379 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Edward, Bella
Not Another Twilight FanFiction
by theenvylover reviews
A clumsy Bella, a perfect Edward, Jacob the rapist, you've seen it all before but not in this extent. The product when you take the average of all of the other FanFictions on the site. Of course Flames are always welcomed and laughed at.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/23/2008 - Published: 10/2/2007
by little miss laugh alot x reviews
Edward comes back from hunting early to find Emmett and Bella in a very strange conversation about biting something. What could they possibly be talking about?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Complete
by little miss laugh alot x reviews
Third place winner in Irish Froggy's THE MIKE CHALLENGE. Mike has a plan to steal Bella's heart. One-Shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Complete
Good Morning Bella
by ronOReds reviews
It's Bella's last Thursday as a human, and the Cullen siblings introduce Bella to a concept called "Thirsty Thursdays." Listen as Edward recounts the story of her crazy night!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,243 - Reviews: 735 - Favs: 762 - Follows: 122 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Complete
The Computer Lab
by BronzeStorm reviews
Carlisle and Esme are called into the school, but why? Who got in trouble this time and what does it have to do with the computer lab?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,712 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 1/25/2008 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Complete
Deleted Scenes of Twilight
by prettypinkbookworm reviews
These are a few oneshots about the Twilight series. Jasper feels a surge of Southern pride and refuses to say the pledge. Alice is accused of being anorexic. Carlisle recieves an interesting request. See what happens... Chapter 9 now up!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,029 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 12/27/2007 - Published: 9/13/2007
by Saiyachick reviews
Emmett Cullen is not the idiot as everyone makes him out to be. Oneshot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Happy Meal Toys
by Saiyachick reviews
When the Twilight movie comes out, the Cullen's and Bella arrive at a local fast food place and are shocked at the action figures from the Twilight movie that they recieve in their Happy Meals. Drabble Oneshot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
by Llama Mama23 reviews
Emmett decides to attempt to turn peaches into vampires. WARNING: Extremely pointless and stupid!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,813 - Reviews: 748 - Favs: 893 - Follows: 120 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Complete