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Hobbies: Reading, swimming, hanging with my friends, sleeping, eating, scuba, karate, playing mindless games on the computer for hours on end, daydreaming, just plain dreaming, etc.

Gender: Female

Hair: My hair is brown, extremely straight, and long-goes to the middle of my back

Eyes: Brown/

Height: 5'7" and on the slim side

The author KlumzyKat is my real life best friend, go check out her stories they are awsome!!

My Favore books/authors include: The twilight series (Stephinie Meyer) , The harry potter series (J.K. Rowling), The Eragon series (Christopher Paloni) , The Secret garden, The Dive series, Sherlock Holmes books (if you have not read those stories go read them now), absolutely anything by Jack London, Gary Paulsen...etc.

Favorite Music/Bands: I really love pop,Classical, some R&B, etc. I love Paramore, Mozart, Beethoven, Claude Debussy, Aly and AJ, Black-eyed peas, Metro Station, Rihanna, Muzio Clementi, Fallout boy, Natasha Bedingfeild, Queen, Bon Jovi, Django Rienhart, some Brittany Spears and Pussycat Dolls, Josh Groban, Weird Al, Antonio Vivaldi, ABBA, Phil Collins, Trans-Siberian Orchestra (especially Wizards in Winter), Superchick, Vanessa Hudgens, etc.

Anything below here is a quote I found funny

I'm a little teapot short and stout. Here is my handle here is my... Well I’ll be damned. I'm a sugar bowl.

Good friends will pick you up when your fall, BEST FRIENDS will push you back down and laugh

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator!

I stay as confused as a gangster with a skateboard.

People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.

Cars race Chuck Norris

Only chuck norris can slam a revolving door

Chuck Norris has a nightlight-not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

Ever stop to think and forget to start again?

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?

They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.(So true...)

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back.

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean that they're not out to get you.

Remember what you just said, because tomorrow I am going to have a witty and sarcastic comeback and you'll be devastated then!

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.

My favorite word is sarcasm

"I know water doesn't bite! What a stupid thing to say! Water doesn't have to bite you! You drown in it you moron!" -Stewie Griffin

"You know, I do not think that means what you think it means." Inigo Montoyez

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day but set the man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

I've got things to break, people to laugh at, objects to drool over and who knows what else.

Percussive maintenance - the art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again

I'm not insane... i just do whatever the voices tell me to.

Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up.

Life isn't passing me by; it's trying to run me over.

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?

Why are the Force and duct tape the same?-
Both have a light and dark side and hold the universe together!

Don't hate yourself in the morning-sleep till noon.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

When I say LOL I'm not laughing out loud. I just have nothing better to say.

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers. (And now he won't give them back!)

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. (i do that all the time)

"Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

Be who you are and say what you feel for those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind- Dr.Suess

If you have ever read a 250 pg + book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you actually know what a semi-colon is, copy and paste this into your profile.

Can you raed tihs? Olny srmat poelpe can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. If you can raed tihs cpoy and ptsae

Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?

Why is it that some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?

Muffins are just ugly cupcakes...but we love them anyways

It is wise to walk a mile in a man's shoes before judging him... That way you're a mile away and you have his shoes.

"Never hire a colorblind electrician."

"If you are good you will be assigned all the work. If you are really good you will get out of it."

"What happens if you get scared half to death twice?"

"A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking."

"Always listen to experts- they'll tell you confidently what can't be done and why. Then go ahead and do it."

"After all is said and done a heck of a lot more is said than done."

"At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote."

"Happiness is your dentist telling you “it won't hurt a bit,” and then he catches his hand in the drill."

"The good news is that you may have screwed up my past and created my present but you have no control over my future."

Let's play truth or dare! Or maybe just dare, because nobody seems to tell the truth anymore.

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.

If you can't convince them, confuse them. (It works 99percent of the time! :-)

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.

War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.

If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher.

War is God's way of teaching Americans about geography.

Basic Definitions of Science: If it's green or wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics.

If Patrick Henry thought that taxation without representation was bad, he should see how bad it is with representation.

You know it's going to be a bad day when you jump out of bed and miss the floor.

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they are okay, then it's you. (I know it's me, ive got add and pround of it!)

The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?

The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

People who say it can't be done should not interrupt those of us who are doing it.

You can't wait for inspiration; you have to go after it with a club.

You don't write because you want to say something, you write because you have something to say.

The act of writing is the act of discovering what you believe.

Asking a writer what he thinks about criticism is like asking a lamppost what it thinks about dogs.

My friends are the type of people who would try to drown a fish, but I love them anyway.

Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night."

The buddy system is essential to survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at.

SARCASM is just another free service I offer.

I like you. When the world is mine, your death shall be quick and painless.

I'm not ALWAYS late. Sometimes i just don't show up.

You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.

A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking

Education is important; school however, is another matter.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more

Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, and then kill them.

Boys are like purses: cute, full of crap, and always replaceable.

Boys are like skateboards; they can go fast but usually there pretty slow.

If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

I can only please on person per day-myself

Don't follow in my footsteps; I tend to walk into walls.

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.


If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Trying is the first step toward failure.

Never try, never fail

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand Edward

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt”?

Ooooo...a life. Where can I download one?

I apologize, do you want me to mean it too?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill themselves, is it considered a hostage situation?

"The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide."

"All those who have telekinesis, raise my hand."

"Doctors say I have multiple personality disorder. We disagree with that."

Fake is the new trend. I guess everyone’s in style.

So what I’ve got a smile on, but it’s hiding the quiet superstitions in my head.

Yes I may be smiling, but I’m secretly laughing at your face.

I didn’t say that it was your fault…I said I was going to blame you.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted then used against you.

I love my computer, because my friends live in it.

If you have noticed this notice you will have noticed that this notice is not worth noticing

Eight more days and I can start telling the truth again.

Copying from a single source is called plagiarism, copying from multiple source is called research.

I hear voices, and they don't like you.

Is it possible to scream at the bottom of your lungs?

Can't anybody who has a job go in the "employees only" doors at restaurants? Shouldn’t they be more specific and say "employees of this place only"?

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Babysitting Blues by scarlettcat reviews
The summer before 7th year, Hermione gets her first official assignment as an Order member. Babysitting Draco Malfoy! Lots of banter, hexes, Weasley products and general craziness. Strong language, naughtiness & puns. Dramione fun!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 231,562 - Reviews: 1941 - Favs: 917 - Follows: 940 - Updated: 4/17/2015 - Published: 7/24/2008 - [Hermione G., Draco M.]
Mine by Curiositykils reviews
Veela Fic set Ten Years after the War. Draco is a Veela. Hermione isn't his Healer. She's just his. Update Chapter 29: 02/06/14
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 122,711 - Reviews: 3941 - Favs: 2,705 - Follows: 4,088 - Updated: 6/2/2014 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Isolation by Bex-chan reviews
He can't leave the room. Her room. And it's all the Order's fault. Confined to a small space with only the Mudblood for company, something's going to give. Maybe his sanity. Maybe not. "There," she spat. "Now your Blood's filthy too!" DM/HG. PostHBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 48 - Words: 278,881 - Reviews: 14140 - Favs: 19,581 - Follows: 12,866 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Rainbow by ReWritten-string-of-stories reviews
{first of the Magically Arranged Marriage series} In an OOC post-War London, the Ministry has decided that arranging marriages is the best path to a happy Wizarding world. Thing is? Witches and wizards ages 16 through 29 didn't bargain for this. Especially not Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger. Formerly titled 'Rainbow: An Arranged Marriage of Malfoy & Granger'.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 166,604 - Reviews: 1972 - Favs: 1,845 - Follows: 1,815 - Updated: 1/10/2014 - Published: 7/25/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Memoirs of Her Scent by Amaterasu Kinesi reviews
Gasping, she shivers at my touch but doesn't withdraw. Neither do I. It'll be alright. I have to tell myself, in the hopes of finding some measure of reassurance. Hoping I'm right, I twine her warm fingers with my own, granite & cold, & lean into her warmth. For now, just this once, it's okay… Okay to pretend that she's mine & I'm hers. It's for this moment I exist.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 161,849 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Bella, Jasper
Bringing Up Baby by Erotillectual reviews
NO BABY, just newborn Bella dealing with the highs and lows of being a vampire and the youngest member of the Cullen family, with the help of her new siblings. And unlike in the books, she doesn't have an easy time of it. (AU, canon couples. Part of the "Captive" verse, but totally stands alone.)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 75,570 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 8/22/2013 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Bella, Edward
Conditioning by Llama Mama23 reviews
It's now required for Forks High School students to take a semester of CONDITIONING gym! When both Edward and Emmett show up in Bella's class, what will happen? Series of gym-related drabbles. Edited August, 2012.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,331 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 4/11/2008
La canzone della Bella Cigna by philadelphic reviews
A famous voice teacher. A mysterious piano prodigy. Backstabbing classmates. Music school is competitive, and aspiring singer Bella Swan is determined to succeed. Hard work she can handle, but who expected music school to be dangerous? A story in 3 acts
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 336,125 - Reviews: 7321 - Favs: 4,186 - Follows: 3,822 - Updated: 11/9/2012 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Edward, Bella
Parabella by kay-masen reviews
Bella is Aro's right hand in Volterra. Her power is legendary. She is unshakable. Then one day an old friend pays Aro a visit, and brings his vegetarian family with him. Rated M for adult themes/lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 39,687 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Bella, Edward
Smooth Criminal by Erotillectual reviews
An elusive, possessive thief with a dark side that runs deep. An FBI agent on a quest for answers that explain the mysterious bond they share. A web of manipulation and deceit extending far beyond the two of them. In a word, fireworks. AH, mature themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,366 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 6/29/2012 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Bella, Edward
Claiming Hermione by ilke reviews
“This doesn’t change anything, Granger. We’re not friends.” Draco said. “I know.” Hermione sat unmoving, listening to his retreating footfalls. She felt pretty certain that, in fact, it changed everything.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 118,833 - Reviews: 1451 - Favs: 2,608 - Follows: 2,598 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Silver Eyes by YoungNotUseless reviews
"I'm so sorry." The familiar voice spoke again. This was enough to wake Hermione's brain from her trance. Enough to open her eyes, and see two magnificently silver eyes dissaparate in the dark. D/HG Veela. T for violence, language, & some sexual themes
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 84,108 - Reviews: 1101 - Favs: 1,510 - Follows: 845 - Updated: 3/21/2012 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Turncoat by elizaye reviews
Switching sides. "I have only one condition, and I trust it won't be hard for you to meet. I want Granger." Rated M for sex/language/torture.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 101 - Words: 256,732 - Reviews: 7393 - Favs: 6,659 - Follows: 2,934 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
For the love of a King by magan bagan reviews
Bella Swan was leading a pretty normal life. A couple months shy of her eighteenth birthday, she learns her parents made a deal with the king of England. Now she's forced to move there and to meet the prince, Edward Cullen. What's his secret? All human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 101,806 - Reviews: 3247 - Favs: 4,877 - Follows: 3,532 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Resident Geek by cdunbar reviews
Geeky Edward thinks he has absolutely no shot with the popular, beautiful Bella. Is he right, or will she be one of the many girls who thinks geeks make for better lovers? M for language, sexuality, and some underage drinking. A little OOC...ok, a lot OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 95,911 - Reviews: 5493 - Favs: 6,817 - Follows: 5,243 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Astrum Mark by Sises reviews
Sixth year, a mysterious mark appears on Draco and Hermione, forming a connection between the two. Draco wants it to end, Hermione wants it to stay, and she isn't going to take no for an answer, no matter what. DracoHermione Read Review
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 106,617 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 10/28/2011 - Published: 8/4/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
From Dig to Digs by GreenEyedVixen reviews
Far from your typical Head Boy/Head Girl scenario. Don't think 'cease and desist', think 'seize and displease'. But how far can Hermione go before she's in too deep? Slytherins do have a way of clouding one's judgement. Rated for language, themes, scenes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 124,278 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 573 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Fun and Games by pinkcrayon1101 reviews
Oh No. It's April 1st, and you know what that means. It's the Cullen's favorite holiday! What will happen when Bella gets caught in the mix? What will she do to get revenge? --please read, I suck at summaries lol! *NEWLY UPDATED! YAY!** note: T rating
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 18,472 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Bella
Inner Demons by GeronimoPond reviews
Haunted Sequel. When Edward and Bella's daughter starts to show interesting symptoms, can they finally put their inner demons to rest once and for all? AH. Rated M for theme and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 42,111 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Edward, Bella
Heavy Lies the Crown by luckei1 reviews
For seven years, Draco has carried the weight of the world on his shoulders, and just when he thinks he'll be released, something happens that will make him seek help from the last person he could have imagined.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 289,967 - Reviews: 3021 - Favs: 4,457 - Follows: 1,683 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Irritable Grizzly Adams by caligula42 reviews
New Moon AU. Edward did more than just leave Bella in the woods five years ago. Time goes on as Bella struggles to make a new life without him. What happens when they are accidentally reunited? What was the real lie that Edward told? What will Bella do?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 121,710 - Reviews: 5075 - Favs: 3,652 - Follows: 3,232 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
Elementary, My Dear Cullen by Hauptmann Holmes reviews
Carlisle brings an "old friend" to Forks to stay for a while. While he is there a baffling mystery pops up. So baffling, in fact, that only the greatest detective of all time could solve it. Luckily he's there... Third category: crime
Crossover - Sherlock Holmes & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,092 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/8/2010 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Sherlock Holmes, Bella - Complete
You're Never Too Old To Play Dress Up by youngandobsessed reviews
Bella gets bold and decides to try something new with Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,600 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Bella, Edward
From The Ashes by Isiss2868 reviews
His past had taught him there was no point in trying to avoid the inevitable...and now Draco's marriage to Hermione is inevitable. Takes place after DH, spoilers. Crazy Couples. Rated M. DHr, HPGW, and Much more...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 186,488 - Reviews: 1215 - Favs: 1,040 - Follows: 1,132 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Cowboy Casanova by LeechLover81 reviews
Alice is on a road trip from hell, stuck in a minivan with two crazy in love couples. What happens when she meets the man of her dreams in a dark bar? Includes a snarky Alice, adult language, and a lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,370 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Magical Experience by EdwardCullen4President reviews
HPxover. Carlisle gets a letter from his old friends, Albus, asking for assistance to protect Hogwarts against the evil Voldemort. Soon, the Cullens and Jacob are off to Hogwarts. AT/AU. After BD & during OotP. Canon. E/B A/J Em/R C/Es HP/CC/GW RW/HG
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,768 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Edward, Bella
The Bracelet by AkashaTheKitty reviews
Hermione has everything she could possibly want... Except a life. People are getting sick of her superior attitude, especially Draco Malfoy, who schemes to get her down, once and for all. And then there's the thing with The Bracelet... 7th year AR. COMPLETE SINCE 2009 XD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 103 - Words: 303,727 - Reviews: 6540 - Favs: 5,200 - Follows: 2,260 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
When Darkness Turns to Light by Janna Banana reviews
4 years after Edward left Bella in the forest; Bella is finally moving forward, but it is someone from her past that helps her truly heal and obtain the future she was always meant to have. Bella and Jasper Fanfic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 172,600 - Reviews: 3735 - Favs: 4,131 - Follows: 1,411 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Superbia by nia-ox reviews
Third instalment of the Deadly Sins series. Bella gains a new power that turns her lives - past and present - upside down. Can she survive, after Edward has left and her love is jeopardized, when war approaches? Rated M for very sensitive subjects that could be a trigger for some
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 77,818 - Reviews: 969 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Mad Things Girls Do Translated by Hermione Granger by hanyouinlove reviews
Lesson one: If she's angry it's your fault, no matter what. Just remember that. Oh, and you're always wrong, that's important to keep in mind as well. -Hermione pretends to date Draco to get Ron's attention, but ends up a bit in over her head...-HGRW
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,602 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 6/5/2010 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Stealth by angstar54 reviews
Three years after Edward left, Bella is now part of the Volturi's most powerful and renown three woman hit team. When a new mission lands them in a city in Michigan, she finds herself face to face with her past and a menacing danger looming on the horizon
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 43,302 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 3/19/2010 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Bella, Edward
Controlled Burn by staceygirl aka jackbauer reviews
Summary: Bella has always joked about marrying Alice’s much younger brother so she could be a part of her best friend’s family, but now he’s all grown up and hot. Bella tries to control the burn for him, but it quickly becomes a raging fire. ExB AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 124,722 - Reviews: 11443 - Favs: 4,865 - Follows: 2,281 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Complete
Mythical Fusion by EdwardIsMyLover reviews
Bella is something special. She's known ever since she was 13, though she's never told anyone. What happens when she's sent to Forks and meets another mythical creature, a vampire, Edward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,513 - Reviews: 1256 - Favs: 1,161 - Follows: 1,276 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 6/1/2007
Ambition's End by Hanako A reviews
There are two ways to tell a man to do something. Hermione Granger is well acquainted with both.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 255,367 - Reviews: 1246 - Favs: 1,495 - Follows: 650 - Updated: 10/27/2009 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Surprises found with love by PotterwatchMachine reviews
Twilight/Harry Potter story! Edward and Bella are on a second honey moon a few years after she is changed. They run into some unsuspecting wizards and discover Hogwarts! Can Edward and Bella help defeat Voldemort? R&R! Please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,348 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 10/18/2009 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Edward, Bella
A Whole Different Kind of New Moon by skeletoninme reviews
What if Carlisle had come back instead of Alice? What if Edward hadn't gone to Italy? What if Bella got over Edward? My first attepmt at Bella/Carlisle. Please read. : Help an author out? Please read. :D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 39,600 - Reviews: 901 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 528 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Bella, Carlisle
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2144 - Favs: 3,567 - Follows: 1,663 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
Keep Away with the Cullens by piratehannelore reviews
Edward's on edge. Emmett and Jasper can't handle it. So they decide to give Edward a taste of his own medicine...with a game of keep away...with Bella as the prize. What happens when the rest of the family joins in? Reviews please. T for mild language
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,272 - Reviews: 860 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Complete
Is your Fridge Running by isabellsah cullen reviews
So Bella stays at the Cullen's house and the pranking begins with Bella! It has some ExB fluff and a lot of laughs! Emmett singing,not swearing, annoying Bella... Interested?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 77,075 - Reviews: 1453 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 5/31/2008
Of Curses and Cures by SiriuslyPadfoot'sGal reviews
AU: Edward is finally prepared to begin his medical career—a career ninety-years and four medical degrees in the making. He is, however, anything but prepared for the change that comes with his first patient... Bella Swan.FORMERLY TITLED BEST MEDICINE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 60,392 - Reviews: 1402 - Favs: 1,009 - Follows: 1,236 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Edward, Bella
A Teacher's Sin REDONE by Amber is a Jasper's girl reviews
Edward Cullen is twenty-five, and he teaches chemistry at Forks High...Bella Swan is seventeen, she is a straight A student and attends Forks High...What happens when Edward has feelings for Bella? This is Indigenousbleu's idea *Amber*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,598 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Trade by emjay79 reviews
When three Hogwarts students art taken Prisoner by the Dark Lord, Minerva McGonagall makes an unxepected trade for their safe return...herself! I am rating it M to be safe
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 67,867 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Minerva M., Albus D. - Complete
The Day My Life Came Back by KlumzyKat reviews
Isabella Swan was born in 1845. Shes now a vampire going to visit an old friend. Dr. Carlisle Cullen. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,324 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Unknown Guest by Loie reviews
Edward wants to invite someone else to the wedding, but who? He and Bella travel to Chicago to meet this mystery guest and Bella must decide if he or she can come. They then end up tangled in a mess of wedding chaos and other vampire-related stuff!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 66,931 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Bella, Edward
Ever After by Reactionary Response reviews
Bella and Edward right after Eclipse, and leads into Breaking Dawn. I'm bad at summaries, please read and review.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,842 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 6/19/2008
Sequel to Destiny Fate Eternity: Dark Desire by bloodnoir reviews
Sequel to Destiny Fate Eternity. Bella's life takes an unexpected turn of events and finds family and love in an unlikely place. Takes place after Eclipse. Explicit content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 124,587 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Complete
Day of Reckoning by Waffle of Doom reviews
After 'the incident' involving Jasper, in the lunch room, naked; Jasper, with the help of Edward, has decided to get revenge against Emmett for the role he played in it. SEQUEL TO SHOWER STORIES.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,606 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Jasper, Emmett
Love Me by Emiliana Keladry reviews
Bella is sick and finds out she has cancer. Edward has to make a decision before it's too late. Nominated for Best Romance on La Tua Cantante awards.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 49,799 - Reviews: 1189 - Favs: 1,001 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 5/26/2009 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Pretty Corpses by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
The Pretty Corpses is the first movie using vampire actors along with human actors. Edward and Bella are the main characters. A better summary is inside. Connected to All the Pretty Corpses NOT a sequel or rewrite! B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,542 - Reviews: 1264 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Bella, Edward
Till Death Do Us Part by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
All human. Edward and Bella meet each other at a bar. They get drunk and hit it off. Edward admits that he won’t have sex till marriage. Bella, on a whim, asks Edward to marry her – he agrees. What a shame that Edward doesn't believe in divorce…
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 78,298 - Reviews: 8052 - Favs: 3,802 - Follows: 3,156 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Bella, Edward
Heavy PMS by emeralda violeta reviews
what happens when bella has her period? these are very slight exaggerations of my own behavior during my own time from bella's stand point. i really get like this myself. she's a complete emotional monster to everyone. read and review. its really funny.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 28,999 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Bella
The plot to Mikes demise by ImWithTheVampires181 reviews
How did one sketch pad get them all into so much trouble? An Edward and Bella story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,617 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/30/2009 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Bella, Edward
Dragon in the Lion's Den by ginnyginny reviews
As the final battle ends, Hermione's secret is acidentally exposed. Will Harry and Ron understand the path that Dumbledore put her on in their 6th year not only led to the defeat of Voldemort, but to her marriage to Draco Malfoy?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 179,105 - Reviews: 1622 - Favs: 1,619 - Follows: 1,630 - Updated: 4/23/2009 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Labour of Devotion by Rosette-Cullen reviews
A collab between Kitschisme and Rosette-cullen Isabella Swan has lived as a servant her entire life. She has come to expect cruelty from her masters, but will her luck change when she is purchased by the mysterious, brooding millionaire Edward Cullen?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 61,006 - Reviews: 2753 - Favs: 2,249 - Follows: 1,322 - Updated: 3/26/2009 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Complete
what if it ended by bubbz reviews
What happens if jacob didn't save Bella when she jumped from the cliff? what happens when she ends up i a and find out rated t just in case
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,367 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 4/30/2008
During an Eternity by vampirelova99 reviews
This is the sequel to Love for an Eternity, so read that before reading this story. Bella is a vampire and goes off to college with Edward and lots of things happen in their life. Its better than the summary so please read and review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 89,124 - Reviews: 969 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 3/20/2009 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Wild and Wacky Adventures of Edward in PE! by LindaRoo reviews
Hilarity ensues when Edward comes back at the end of New Moon and he and Alice get Mrs. Cope to change their schedules to put them in Bella's gym class. How can they appear human when their superhuman athletic aptitudes keep getting in the way?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,371 - Reviews: 1984 - Favs: 2,236 - Follows: 1,686 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 2/27/2007
Haunted by GeronimoPond reviews
Bella Swan, a noted paranormal investigator, is called to check out the "Ghost Haven" that is Edward Cullen's house. Can she, along with Edward, defeat what is tormenting Edward in his own house? AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 27 - Words: 41,211 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 2/24/2009 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Pranks by josie1901 reviews
Just read it's a little romantic and hillarious! it's my first story so please review!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,851 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/24/2009 - Published: 5/31/2008
New Horizons by Prairiesentry reviews
Bella & Edward's honeymoon, this is my 1st fanfic, please R&R I don't own any of these glorious characters, they are the prop. of Stephenie Meyer's brilliant mind
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,403 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/9/2009 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Bella, Edward
Embarrassed by EmilsEliza reviews
One day when Bella is over at the Cullen’s house they get to talking about some of their most embarrassing moments. Will the Cullen family be able to keep from laughing at each other or will they end up too embarrassed?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,535 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 6/4/2008
Please trust me by TouchMyGoldenHeart-SMWB reviews
Bella gets a phone call that changes everything between her and Edward
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 26,880 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Complete
Notes by Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward and Bella are caught passing notes in class. The teacher has the note read to the class. A series of embarassing events ensues, including Edward in a trunk, Bella in a gas mask, Carlisle as Tarazn, and Emmett with blue hair.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,990 - Reviews: 2874 - Favs: 2,059 - Follows: 976 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
The Slammer by i eat slytherins for breakfast reviews
Alice takes her obsession with designer clothes too far, and ends up in prison. But what will happen when she is put into a cell with one of the city's most hardened criminals, will the Cullens be able to save her in time?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,778 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Alice
The Veela by No.angel90 reviews
Mr. Malfoy's great Uncle was a Veela and now it has been handed down to Draco of all people. Unfortunately, his body has chosen a mate that is not entirely to his liking. And boy oh boy is Granger in for a surprise when he tells her. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 70,338 - Reviews: 1022 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 663 - Updated: 12/21/2008 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Papercut Skin by the-glory-days reviews
Alice tries to spice up things in the bedroom, but what happens when she suggests something so completely outrageous? What happens when she suggests role playing as Edward and Bella? -WON SECOND PLACE in the Jasper and Alice Roleplaying Lemon Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,501 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Lying leads to Spying by willBEaCULLEN reviews
Bella figures out Charlie has a girlfriend but he won't tell her, so she and the 'Cullen Crew' Decide to spy on him. Thanks for great reviews so far! It's helped me keep going, and I hope you do the same c:
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 18,118 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/9/2008 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Charlie S., Bella
Flabbergasted Phenomenon by jankmusic reviews
“This is the most unique situation I have ever heard of with a human and a vampire,” was what Carlisle said, but all I could think was, “I’m going to have a baby.”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 134,043 - Reviews: 2209 - Favs: 1,189 - Follows: 761 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Emmett goes to Summer School by TwilightFanatic01 reviews
UHOH! Emmett didn't do so well during the school year, and now he has to take summer school! What crazy things will he do during this time? Especially when one of his classes is... *Gulp*... Home Ec? Please R&R. Rated T just in case.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 18,729 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/6/2008 - Published: 6/22/2008
Needles and Nosejobs by pinkcrayon1101 reviews
heh. Just pure randomness. And, Im really bad at summaries, so please just give it a chance...Just some random funny fluffyness from our favorite twilighters! Bella is still human in forks. before Eclipse but after New moon! Start of Gr. 12
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,240 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Bella
Campus Liaisons by Isabel0329 reviews
Bella Swan starts her first semester as an English professor with just the right thing – a one night stand. But what happens when that one night stand shows up in the most unexpected place? All-human, OOC. Rated M for language and sex.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,079 - Reviews: 2704 - Favs: 3,704 - Follows: 1,723 - Updated: 11/7/2008 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Bella - Complete
Oh! The Horror! by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Post Twilight. Edward and Bella watch a horror movie together. Fluffy! One-shot. BXE Happy Halloween!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,860 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 52 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella's Bachelorette Bash by LindaRoo reviews
Alice throws Bella a surprise bachelorette party in a posh Portland penthouse, complete with sexy games, embarrassing gifts, tequila shots, a stripper named Emmett, and a night of clubbing. Rated M for sexual dialogue and adult situations.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,517 - Reviews: 680 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 515 - Updated: 10/22/2008 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Bella, Alice
truth or dare w vampires by vampirechick123 reviews
Its truth or dare with vampires... Bella realizes what being a Cullen really means. Very funny R&R you'll love it. rated T for a reason. COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,247 - Reviews: 587 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 10/13/2008 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Ten Reasons Why I Hate Jacob Black by sugarhigh123 reviews
These are 10 reasons why I hate Jacob. Probably not for Jacob lovers, unless you want your flames to be used to help burn Jacob in hell. Definitely for Edward lovers, though. Funny and creative, I hope. Die Jacob, die!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Complete
Spirit Week At Forks High by Kasey Elizabeth reviews
It's Spirit Week at Forks will Bella, Edward & Alice survive?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,218 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 3/8/2008
Dualism by Isabel0329 reviews
Edward asks Bella series of questions that is soon followed by a night that she will never forget. All-Human, extremely OOC. Rated M for extreme lemons! Part of Jayeliwood's Sexy Edward contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,383 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 1,104 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 10/8/2008 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Fire Under The Ice by Cullenista reviews
Edward & Bella's wedding night. "The hunger I felt for her was never ending, and soon she would belong to me in every way. I was both thrilled and terrified." EPOV. Follows Eclipse, AU, meant to follow Blue Moon Over Manka's. Really. Read that first.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,206 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Lovers Ties by KoolJack1 reviews
Diff take on NM.Edward doesn't have the heart to leave Bella.Their relationship changes and grows. Told in Edward's POV.I was considering rewriting it in Bellas POV after im done, tell me what u think of that idea.Reviews make me want to write more, hint;
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,577 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/3/2008 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Emmett's what? by sugarhigh123 reviews
Funny Oneshot. Emmett shows Edward and Jasper something big he's got. They are amazed. Better and funnier than it sounds.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Emmett - Complete
The Night To Remember by KoolJack1 reviews
Edward and Bella's /just added Bella's POV\ point of view on their wedding night. Not a sex crazed lemon, more a cute, love filled lemon, read it and enjoy! reviews please
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,248 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/28/2008 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Blue Moon Over Manka's by Cullenista reviews
Edward whisks Bella off to Manka's Inverness Lodge for a romantic weekend. She’s insecure, he has doubts and they finally deal with all their issues honestly, including Jacob. Winner of the Danger Magnet Award at the Denali Coven and four TwilightAwards.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 240,484 - Reviews: 4099 - Favs: 2,064 - Follows: 1,648 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Edward, Bella
Heatwave by Ruby-Wednesday reviews
When an unexpected Heatwave hits Forks, it allows Edward and Bella to leave their problems behind and have some fun! Set between Eclipse and Breaking Dawn. Now Complete!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 109,924 - Reviews: 4879 - Favs: 3,110 - Follows: 1,573 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Complete
Stained Glass Windows by BlueBlood359 reviews
A sequal to The Seduction of Edward..... When Edward finally gives in will Bella finally get what she wants or will the road she's taken lead only to heart ache?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 53,597 - Reviews: 2191 - Favs: 1,053 - Follows: 671 - Updated: 9/22/2008 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Complete
I'm A Big Girl Now by krstn7727 reviews
Renesmee decides it's time to go to school. Will her life be anymore exciting at Forks High then it is at the Cullen Mansion? Read & Review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,692 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 9/17/2008 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie
Testament Of Faith by Rosette-Cullen reviews
Edward pushed himself farther than he could ever to think to. In this time of prosperity, he is willing to be thankful for what he has been giving. EPOV, one-shot, meaningful.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,356 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Awww! Now Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Wolf? by LindaRoo reviews
Things get wild at the Cullen house when Jake and Alice plan a Halloween party for Nessie. Winner of the Humor Category of Twilighted's Missing Moments fanfic challenge!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,086 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 96 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Edward, Jacob
Permission by Isabel0329 reviews
Sequel to Dualism. Rules are defined, patience is tested, and Bella finds relief. Rated M for language and extreme lemons. AU, All-Human. Extremely OOC. Be warned!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,847 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 652 - Follows: 367 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Edward, Bella
Valentine's Day by sugarhigh123 reviews
Takes place after the incident with Tyler's van. It's the week of Valentine's Day. What happens when Bella recieves 10 gifts with hints to who her "admirer" is thoughout the week? Edward's POV of this story coming soon!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,112 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/26/2008 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Complete
James Potter: The Mastermind by DobbyRoxMySox reviews
James loves Lily. Lily hates James. And so James begins his pursuit of Lily through a series of brilliant schemes which incedentally don't go quite as planned. However somewhere along the path of rejection and destruction things heat up between the two...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 58,980 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/17/2008 - Published: 6/5/2008 - James P., Lily Luna P.
Hurricane Season by I'mwiththevampires08 reviews
What happens when the Cullen family decides to go visit Texas and end up stuck in a hotel room for hours because of a hurricane? Drama and comedy ensues. Authored with Whynotjasper. Rated M for a reason folks!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,468 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Complete
Shower Stories by Waffle of Doom reviews
Jasper walks in on Bella while she's taking a shower. What will happen when Edward finds out? How does Bella react to this? RATED T BECAUSE IT TURNS OUT JASPER HAS A POTTYMOUTH!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 11,827 - Reviews: 762 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Jasper - Complete
Avaritia by nia-ox reviews
Sequel to Luxuria. The repercussions from Jasper's actions at the wedding are revealed, and Bella and Edward try to go on with their future, but an army of twists are abound. Will they make it?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 63,450 - Reviews: 1308 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Emmett and an interesting day by SWEET-STUFF063 reviews
Edward goes to hunt for a day, bella gets pancake on her face, and Emmett gets hit on by a gay guy. What else could happen? AFTER ECLIPSE! It may not sound amazing, but I promise its better inside!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,644 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 8/10/2008 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Emmett, Bella
Sex And Vampires by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
The summary is NOT fanfiction appropriate. You'll have to read it in the first chapter. This is the long awaited replacement for When Life Gives You Lemons - not a sequel or a rewrite. BXE Filled with lemony goodness and a plot. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,605 - Reviews: 1657 - Favs: 1,339 - Follows: 836 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
Destiny Fate Eternity by bloodnoir reviews
This is a post Eclipse ff detailing the wedding, honeymoon, change and a little Volturi thrown in to make it interesting.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 38,216 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Breaking Dawn Sing Along! by LindaRoo reviews
American Pie" by Don McLean set to the plot of Breaking Dawn. You'll laugh.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Bella, Edward
Until Breaking Dawn by Princess Ly reviews
What I would like to happen in Breaking Dawn. How I picture Bella and Edward's future together. Please review! constructive criticism is greatly appreciated! thx!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,265 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/5/2008 - Published: 6/10/2008
13 Things I've Never Done by Rosalie McCarty reviews
Sequel to How to Lose a Vampire in 10 Days. While playing a game the gang realizes that Edward and Bella have done hardly anything. So they are trying to expand their horizons by making them do thirteen things they've never done.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 37,261 - Reviews: 928 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 8/3/2008 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Complete
Shattered Sunrise by dreaming in black and white reviews
Edward’s out hunting. Alice is on her way over to see Bella, but leaves a cryptic message ordering Bella to stay inside the house. Alice’s visions can spot danger before it happens…and of course, Bella always does what she’s told. Doesn’t she?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 81,244 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 7/27/2008 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Complete
you SLEPT with him? by Shattered-By-Broken-Dreams reviews
Someone Tells Charlie that bella and Edward did a little somthin somthin, Bella intends to get even... will it go well? t 4 language. ExB, but Jake tries to change that...which only causes him physical pain, and bella, almost loses her life.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 42,839 - Reviews: 663 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Relearning The Breathing Process by chivalryisntdead reviews
A few days before the wedding Edward is out hunting and Bella agrees to go see Jacob, which she later regrets after he viciously hurts her like she never imagined he would. How will Bella cope? How will everyone react? Rated M for Rape and a few lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 115,616 - Reviews: 2490 - Favs: 1,214 - Follows: 570 - Updated: 7/22/2008 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Bella - Complete
Happy Birthday, My Love by Kasey Elizabeth reviews
It's Edward's 107th birthday, and with the help of Alice, Jasper, Emmett and the rest of the Cullens, she throws him a party. Rated T just in case...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,143 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/16/2008 - Published: 6/19/2008
The Deal with James by Mercurial Fire reviews
Lily tells James that she loves a guy who doesn't like her back. James makes a deal. If she tells the guy and he rejects her, James will do whatever she says, without complaints. But Lily loves James...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,364 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/16/2008 - Published: 7/9/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Can I Borrow Your Umbrella? by AutumnRhythm reviews
It started with a grudge, and turned into something much, much more. They say you walk a fine line between love and hate. E X B
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 79,863 - Reviews: 1553 - Favs: 1,288 - Follows: 1,473 - Updated: 7/15/2008 - Published: 1/11/2008
Phase by streco reviews
One wasn't like the others. One was the kiss of death, his sharp teeth sinking into my tender skin. They remained like razors in my neck and I heard another shout, only this one was of coherence. “No!” Alice shrieked, and that was when everything stopped.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,294 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 7/14/2008 - Published: 6/15/2008
Vicissitudes by Twilightzoner reviews
What would happen if the circumstances surrounding Bella's change were so traumatic, her human memories were erased? Could Edward make her fall in love with him a second time?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 41,120 - Reviews: 912 - Favs: 1,075 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 7/7/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Complete
Truth or Dare by Readmymind1621 reviews
Bella and the Cullens are bored one night and decide to play a game. First story...come and have a look
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,262 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/1/2008 - Published: 5/20/2008
The Apple by JesusFreakInc reviews
Written by Irish Froggy. Because apples are just that delicate. Edward contemplates a few things while he's away hunting. DISCLAIMER: Stephenie Meyer owns Twilight, not me.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,649 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Complete
4th of July Disaster by cullens12 reviews
Its the 4th of July, and Emmett buys loads of fireworks. You know something crazy happens if you mix Emmet and fireworks. Uh-oh! Please read and review. First Fan-fic
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,331 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/14/2008 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8414 - Favs: 7,612 - Follows: 1,773 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Luxuria by nia-ox reviews
Jasper and Bella are left alone for two days, and when the Cullens come back, Bella has to deal with the aftermath. Bella's POV, my first fan fiction.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 51,256 - Reviews: 972 - Favs: 899 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 5/5/2008 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Don't You Ever Leave Me Again by LlamaLlamaNewt reviews
This was enough; kissing her hair, her neck, and occasionally her soft lips." My perspective on Jasper's feelings during and after Alice comes back from the near disaster that was Italy. AxJ. Rated T for slight Jasper angst. ONESHOT.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,276 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Another Girl, Another Planet by Sheena Is A Punk Rocker reviews
What would've happened if Jasper was to come back in New Moon? Not Alice. Not Edward. JasperxBella. no, it's NOT gonna go back to ExB. And rated for language. Don't like? Don't read.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,231 - Reviews: 558 - Favs: 744 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 3/12/2008 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Bella and the Beast: Twilight Karaoke! by LindaRoo reviews
The songs of Disney's "Beauty and the Beast" humorously re-written to the plot of Twilight. Come join the fun and sing along! You know you want to...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,218 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 2/26/2008 - Published: 2/11/2008
The Lion and the Lamb by Alphie reviews
A retelling of Twilight from Edward's point of view. Now on permanent hiatus. Please read author's note.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 112,769 - Reviews: 3231 - Favs: 2,982 - Follows: 1,773 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 2/14/2006
Under Arrest by vjgm reviews
Add on to Family Therapy. Want to see what the Cullen kids did to get arrested and make Carlisle's Book of Shame? Read on! If you have not read family Therapy Cullen Style, this will not make sense.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,083 - Reviews: 698 - Favs: 1,078 - Follows: 298 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Complete
Vampires in Vegas by vjgm reviews
Alice and Rosalie decide to take Bella to Vegas for a bachelorette party against her will. The boys feeling leftout, decide to get themselves into a little trouble too. 1st fanfict...rated T
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,254 - Reviews: 1483 - Favs: 2,007 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Complete
Brainstorming pranks by Llama Mama23 reviews
The Cullens decide to play a prank on Edward. Will he find out? How is Bella involved? How far will the Cullens go with this trick? A silly oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,960 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 73 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Complete
Popsicle by Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward is watching bella sleep, so when she starts talking, it's nothing unusuall, but when she LICKS him, he is slightly uncomfortable. EVEN BETTER!She wakes up and finds her tongue stuck to his arm, what will they do? How will Edward's family react?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,545 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 67 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Complete
Where's The Love? by MarcyJ reviews
Jasper Hale has been keeping a secret from his family. What happens when the truth comes out in the most accidental of ways?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,008 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 30 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Complete
Vampiric Peaches by Llama Mama23 reviews
Emmett decides to attempt to turn peaches into vampires. WARNING: Extremely pointless and stupid!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,813 - Reviews: 757 - Favs: 891 - Follows: 127 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Complete
Sneaky Money by Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward 'accidentally' puts one million dollars in Bella's bank account. She is NOT happy. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,682 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 41 - Published: 5/18/2007 - Complete