You Know Your Addicted to Animorphs When:
1: You think your older brother is a controller (What!? Poor Jake)
2: If you dont have an older borther you think your mother is a controller (Poor Marco)
3: While watching a show/movie you pretend the animorphs are the ones doing the shows. (HEY, THAT SHOW WAS REALLY BORING)
4: If a friend introduced you to animorphs you ardore them, (GOOOOOOOOOOO TAYLOR!!)
5: You attempted to morph a dolphin more then once, (Hey it COULD happen!!)
6:If you see a little blue box you are conviced its the morphing cube, (I got the power!!)
7: You touch the blue box and you start singing 'I got the power' believing you do have the power (WHAT I so dooo have the power, mumbles 'pee brian')
8: You have had/still has a crush on one of the animorphs, (What?? Marco's cool)
9: During ads/really relly boring t.v shows you have daydreamed about animorphs (LIKE I SAID ABOVE it was a really stupid show and ads are a pain in the ass 'nuff said)
10: You believe your principel is a yeerk, (WHAT??She totally is)
11:You hate anyone who hates animorphs (HISS...HISSS...HISSS)
12:You adore anyone who is a fan of animorphs and can figure this bloody thing about posting stories (YEAH GO THEM THROWS COOKIES)
13:You have made more then 10 fan fics about Animorphs (Guilty, now to figure out how to post them)
14:You adore Tobias because (If you have not read the book where Tobias finds out about his father, do not read I ahead if you want to wait!! I warned you so dont sue me) Elfangor was his father (YEAH GO TOBIAS!! HEY the last part could be a riddle, that has something to do with animorphs how Terese? IT HAS ELFANGOR IN IT!!)
15: Your friends said you needed to go to Animorphs rehab and tried to find a place for it, (BOO!! I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY FRIENDS!!)
16: After above incident you convinced your friends are yeerks and stopped hanging out with them. (AHHH YEERKS RUNS AWAY TO TOLIET SEES A FLY ON THE WAY THAT FOLLOWS ME & HAS A STRANGE FEELING ITS MARCO Yeah Marco's with me YEAH!!)
17: One of your idols are one of the animorphs (YEAH GOO MARCO)
18: You have named your cat 'Dude'
19:You have a dog named 'Homer'
20: Your cat changes name between 'Dude' and 'Fluffer Mckitty'
21: Your favourite animal/s are the animorphs battle morphs (YEAH!!)
22:You are have the title 'Class Clown Weirdo' at your school (GUILTY THATS ME, Uhh Terese thats nothin to be proud of. YES IT IS I AM CLASS CLOWN DOES A VICTORY DANCE FOR 23 AND A HALF HOURS STRAIGHT)
23: When you see two possible Jakes but ones taller you assume the taller one is Tom and for no apparent reason tackles him to try and free the REAL Tom, (HEY That never happened...Well I did see two possible Jakes and one taller BUT I never tackled him!! He was running away from other people trying to take the yeerk out!!)
24: You have made a list titled 'You know you are addicted to Animorphs When...' (Guilty, as you can see)
25: When reading a really depressed Fanfic about Animorphs you listen to a song that matches (HEY!!That was by ACCIDENT stupid!! Sure Terese whatever you say, IT WAS!! MUMBLES 'Dumbass')
26: You have NEVER swat a fly, no matter how annoying it was, (HEY IT could be an animorph!!)
27: You have jumped out of a tree to try and morph a bird
You Know you're an Author if:
You talk to yourself a lot. (e.g. Hmm, what would happen if it was sunny the day Bella got hit by the van? Oh, story idea!! Must get computer!)
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean take out someone's liver?')
After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'
You live off of sugar and caffeine.
You've ever stuck a big word into a sentance after a dumb word (e.g. 'College is so, like, totally daunting')
Your vacation is ruined because you forgot your laptop at home and just discovered an amazing plot for a story.
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
People think you have A.D.D.
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
You correct spelling problems and various mistakes on the worksheets your teachers pass out.
You want to type one thing to someone, but then end up writing a novel.
That short story your english teacher assigned you to write came out as a 30-page story compared to the 5-page tales everyone else did.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. (All the time. You don't even know!)
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. (Actually this does not aply but w.e.)
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