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You Know Your Addicted to Animorphs When:

1: You think your older brother is a controller (What!? Poor Jake)

2: If you dont have an older borther you think your mother is a controller (Poor Marco)

3: While watching a show/movie you pretend the animorphs are the ones doing the shows. (HEY, THAT SHOW WAS REALLY BORING)

4: If a friend introduced you to animorphs you ardore them, (GOOOOOOOOOOO TAYLOR!!)

5: You attempted to morph a dolphin more then once, (Hey it COULD happen!!)

6:If you see a little blue box you are conviced its the morphing cube, (I got the power!!)

7: You touch the blue box and you start singing 'I got the power' believing you do have the power (WHAT I so dooo have the power, mumbles 'pee brian')

8: You have had/still has a crush on one of the animorphs, (What?? Marco's cool)

9: During ads/really relly boring t.v shows you have daydreamed about animorphs (LIKE I SAID ABOVE it was a really stupid show and ads are a pain in the ass 'nuff said)

10: You believe your principel is a yeerk, (WHAT??She totally is)

11:You hate anyone who hates animorphs (HISS...HISSS...HISSS)

12:You adore anyone who is a fan of animorphs and can figure this bloody thing about posting stories (YEAH GO THEM THROWS COOKIES)

13:You have made more then 10 fan fics about Animorphs (Guilty, now to figure out how to post them)

14:You adore Tobias because (If you have not read the book where Tobias finds out about his father, do not read I ahead if you want to wait!! I warned you so dont sue me) Elfangor was his father (YEAH GO TOBIAS!! HEY the last part could be a riddle, that has something to do with animorphs how Terese? IT HAS ELFANGOR IN IT!!)

15: Your friends said you needed to go to Animorphs rehab and tried to find a place for it, (BOO!! I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY FRIENDS!!)

16: After above incident you convinced your friends are yeerks and stopped hanging out with them. (AHHH YEERKS RUNS AWAY TO TOLIET SEES A FLY ON THE WAY THAT FOLLOWS ME & HAS A STRANGE FEELING ITS MARCO Yeah Marco's with me YEAH!!)

17: One of your idols are one of the animorphs (YEAH GOO MARCO)

18: You have named your cat 'Dude'

19:You have a dog named 'Homer'

20: Your cat changes name between 'Dude' and 'Fluffer Mckitty'

21: Your favourite animal/s are the animorphs battle morphs (YEAH!!)

22:You are have the title 'Class Clown Weirdo' at your school (GUILTY THATS ME, Uhh Terese thats nothin to be proud of. YES IT IS I AM CLASS CLOWN DOES A VICTORY DANCE FOR 23 AND A HALF HOURS STRAIGHT)

23: When you see two possible Jakes but ones taller you assume the taller one is Tom and for no apparent reason tackles him to try and free the REAL Tom, (HEY That never happened...Well I did see two possible Jakes and one taller BUT I never tackled him!! He was running away from other people trying to take the yeerk out!!)

24: You have made a list titled 'You know you are addicted to Animorphs When...' (Guilty, as you can see)

25: When reading a really depressed Fanfic about Animorphs you listen to a song that matches (HEY!!That was by ACCIDENT stupid!! Sure Terese whatever you say, IT WAS!! MUMBLES 'Dumbass')

26: You have NEVER swat a fly, no matter how annoying it was, (HEY IT could be an animorph!!)

27: You have jumped out of a tree to try and morph a bird

You Know you're an Author if:

You talk to yourself a lot. (e.g. Hmm, what would happen if it was sunny the day Bella got hit by the van? Oh, story idea!! Must get computer!)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean take out someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine.

You've ever stuck a big word into a sentance after a dumb word (e.g. 'College is so, like, totally daunting')

Your vacation is ruined because you forgot your laptop at home and just discovered an amazing plot for a story.

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You correct spelling problems and various mistakes on the worksheets your teachers pass out.

You want to type one thing to someone, but then end up writing a novel.

That short story your english teacher assigned you to write came out as a 30-page story compared to the 5-page tales everyone else did.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. (All the time. You don't even know!)

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. (Actually this does not aply but w.e.)

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I'm Still Here by Cordria reviews
Buried in the backyard, Danny's locked away in a forgotten Thermos. When it's finally found seventy years later, Danny is released and he needs to learn to deal with his new life. Can he survive what the future can throw at him?
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,982 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Danny F., Jazz F. - Complete
Meg's Family by Malcolm Fox reviews
Well, The Griffins and Murdocks are back and ready for another set of wild, zany, & outright hilarious adventures. This fic has been cancelled...
Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 253,413 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Meg G. - Complete
As If By Magic by Riza-san reviews
There is always a reason for why everything is the way it is. But even so, what is that reason? -Complete
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 37 - Words: 123,258 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/12/2009 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Erek - Complete
Dragonmorphs by MidnighttheDragon reviews
Animorphs American Dragon: Jake Long crossover
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Brotherly Love by Mersang reviews
Sequal to 'Time Travel Trouble.' ABANDONED! BEING REWORKED AS A BETTER THOUGHT-OUT STORY.
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,733 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 12/4/2004 - Ax, Tobias - Complete
Phantom Planet: Revelation by Nicky-Pickle-25 reviews
A series of oneshots reveaing the reactions of various characters from Danny Phantom when they find out that Danny is half-ghost during the end of Phantom Planet.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,578 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 11/5/2008 - Published: 7/23/2008
Future Scares by Midnight Water Vamp reviews
Danny wishs he was thirty and gets what he wishs but is surprised about how his futures turned out can he get help from old friends
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,811 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/18/2008 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Dan Phantom, Sam M.
Cheer up, Sleepy Jean! by Girl4Christ15 reviews
The much-anticipated sequel to my first story! Jeanette must deal with her feelings for Simon but when something unexpected happens will their friendship come to an end? A Jeanette/Simon fic...enjoy!
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,716 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Complete
High School Rivals Slash Sweethearts by Youngbountygirl reviews
Danny and Sam have been rivals for years. When they hit High School after their parents give up on making them get along, they become boyfriend and girlfriend. How did they actually came up this far out of the blue? AU major DxS TxV at the end.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 13,732 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/5/2008 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
A Small Dance Disaster by stardustpoptart reviews
Sam is at the mall with her mother, getting made up for the dance that night, much to Sam's displeasure. But just as they're about to finsish, somthing terrible happens.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Sam M.
Letters For Our Lovers by KagomeMiroku reviews
rated for later chapters. When suddenly a loVE brews up inside Stewie for an unexpected person, he's unsure if they feel the same way. Stewie writes letters, which are meant to be unsent, to this crush of his only to find out...R&R Banner on my homepage
Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,863 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Brian G., Stewie G.
Stewie the teenager! by metallicanirvana reviews
Stewie is now 16, goes to high school and has to deal with the normal teenage problems that every body has to face. He is constantly in a war between what is right and what is fun. Will he be up to his old tricks? Will he turn good for the sake of friends
Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Stewie G.
Stewie Griffin On Gays by xXTheWalkingDixonxX reviews
Sequel to Stewie Griffin On Women. Stewie shares his thoughts about homosexuality.
Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 52 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Stewie G. - Complete
Stewie Griffin On Women by xXTheWalkingDixonxX reviews
Stewie shares his simple yet powerful thoughts about women.
Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Stewie G. - Complete
AniMorphs In Space: Marco Matchmaker by GalaxyRangerSilver reviews
Marco's feeling homesick but the alien girl of his dreams may be able to help. Please R&R!
Animorphs - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Complete
Rest in Peace by rockangelz13 reviews
What if young Tobias was with his mother in the car accident? Who carried him away from his mom? How had he survived? And just where was he those three days he was missing? Read to find out! R&R
Animorphs - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,323 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/5/2007
What Family Guy Would Never Say by BlueEyedFun reviews
The title says it all! See Family Guy say and do stuff....Well that they would never say or do!
Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,015 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Complete
The Ice is in the Soda by Blue Dragon reviews
Hm. Ax's first encounter with Ice and Soda, duly recorded by Yours Truly. In an everyone speaking at once dialogue, with Ax speaking in... Ax style. Very short.
Animorphs - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/16/2006 - Complete
Young Ones by Quillian reviews
One shot! Some more of Elfangor's private thoughts...
Animorphs - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Complete
Time Travel Trouble by Mersang reviews
Formerly titled Elfangor Lives! This features Elfangor, Tom, Arbron, Visser Three's twin, Loren, and Tobias' uncle. (And the Animorphs, of course.) COMPLETE!
Animorphs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 39,946 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/2/2004 - Published: 4/7/2004 - Complete
The Bully by King12345 reviews
Not too bad its bout a bully in tobias's school that really bothers him until he finds out what tobias is......its not what you expect....its better!
Animorphs - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,250 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/16/2004 - Complete
That Morning by EsotericEric reviews
Tobias and Rachel share a special moment. A PWP fic with some T/R lovin. Rated R for a reason!
Animorphs - Rated: M - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,095 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/28/2003
If Only by Elrond-is-cool reviews
Marco didn't do the fateful construction site walk with the others. Instead, he did an outing with his dad. How is Marco supposed to cope with not talking to his best friend anymore? And what’s this he found? Please R/R!!! It’s my first Animorphs fic!
Animorphs - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,703 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/18/2003
Marco's View of the World by Blue Dragon reviews
Marco puts the world into a poem. Marcostyle, of course. READ! It's good.
Animorphs - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 196 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/22/2001 - Complete
Forbidden Love by Melinda reviews
Marco falls in love with the enemy. (Not really sappy, and the enemy is someone on the other side/bad side)
Animorphs - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/26/2000
The Love by Ash reviews
Marco gets in an accident and is thrown through time,while the others think he's dead
Animorphs - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,939 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 10 - Published: 3/30/1999
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