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Joined 06-13-08, id: 1604045, Profile Updated: 06-04-10
Author has written 4 stories for Avatar: Last Airbender, High School Musical, and Maximum Ride.

first off, im a dinosaur. don't cross me.

Okay.

I'm Joanna. I'm seventeen. And a chick. I'm a nigerian-american princess, and i love food. all kinds of food. but mostly junk food. i have an unhealthy addiction to skittles. i'm working on it.

I'm five foot ten. and yes, i do play basketball. and track. those are my two main sports, but i'm a big fan of soccer.

i love music. it's my life.

hiphop is my favorite.

i know everybody hates it, but it makes me happy. but thats not all. i like r&b, pop, indie pop, nigerian pop, old skool rap, 80's music, and that kind of music that can't be catagorized.

blackeyedpeas, tlc, beyonce, jay-z, audiopush, james brown, usher, earth wind and fire, snoop dogg, taio cruz, b.o.b, eminem, fiftycent, busta rhymes, jason derulo, drake, rihanna, lil wayne, nicki minaj, shontelle, alicia keys, dj khalid, isley brothers, 3oh3, bruce springsteen ke$ha, vampire weekend, freezepop, violent femmes, katy perry, trey songz, fabolous, justin timberlake, whitney houston, tina turner, pat benatar, vanilla ice, slick rick, wutang clan, notorious b.i.g, outkast, will smith, enrique iglesias, ABBA, beastie boys, the bee gees, chaka khan, billy joel, kris kros, daddy yankee, kool and the gang, annddd... jeez, there are so many more. SO MANY MORE.

BUT.

micheal jackson.

he is king.

i love him.

lovelovelove every single song this man ever put out. i don't think ive ever cried for a celebrity death before his. i cried for days.

love him.

umm... acting? yeah, kinda my passion. and you know what? even though my school barely has a theater program, i got into the second best school for acting in the country, all by myself. and my sister, she helped me when i was nervous. im going to nyu: tisch school of the arts and i couldn't be more excited. so one day, im gonna be a star. basically.

yeahh.

maximum ride. love the series. love the fanfictions even more.

nudge is my favorite charecter, followed by iggy. so, kinda duh, i love niggy. alot.

fax too, but not nearly as much.

eggy can go jump in a lake. no offense ella.

avatar.

love it. have loved it since the first season. of course, if it was a zutara/taang/sukka thing, id probably love it even more.

and im really nervous about the movie.

mostly because sokka and katara are white.

umm...

i love to read.

i am theultimate book nerd.

it's ridiculous. i have three libraries on speed dial, and sometimes id rather go to the library than the mall.

ok, not sometimes.

most of the time.

i like xmen evolution. guilty pleasure. and kurrty, romy, jott, and loro

and sweeny todd. freaky, but yummy.

uhh...

im gonna marry dwight howard. he is a god. he's the center on orlando magic. and i love him. and he loves me.

showtunes. i like showtunes.

and glee. and everybody hates chris. and chuck. and basically all of nick @ nite. and wife swap.

i don't know why i watch wife swap. its addictive.

and super sweet sixteen. i don't know why i love it.

maybe its cause i love to hate the brats :)

i am weird. i hate subtlety. i love loud noises. sometimes i make quiet people nervous. i'm a bit of a tomboy, but i kinda sorta adore fashion. I've been editor of my school's yearbook since sophomore year. Im in loads of clubs. NHS, Student Council, Interact, Forensics, Culture Club, QuizBowl... and theater and basketball and track... so im a little busy sometimes. i'm a hardcore catholic, or at least i try to be. i'm a first generation nigerian-american. yes, nigeria is in africa. also, i am a nigerian princess. no lie, i am. i can give you a family tree. i kill seven people, and i could rule over approximatley 1000 people in a village near lagos. um... i like to make up my own words. if you're confused, just ask.

ok.

i think thats it.

alrighty then, go down and READ and reveiw MY STORIES!!

"Party Hard-Rock-N'-Roll, were the class you can't control, guys are pimpin, girls are fine, were not the class of '09! When '07 is graduated and gone, '08 will party on, '09 will think they got class, but 2010 will always kick ass!

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Love, Is The Way We Feel by TappinCastlefan reviews
Just because there was only one bullet, doesn't mean there was only one victim. A look into everyone's thoughts after the screen went black. One-shot.
Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,369 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Complete
Crashing Into You by Kyra4 reviews
Oh, just your basic J/G angsty, rocky romance fic ; Now COMPLETE! "She wanted to let go; to let herself drift away. And true to form, if it was something she wanted, Gunther was bound and determined to thwart it. Typical."
Jane and the Dragon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 48,384 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Jane T., Gunther B. - Complete
How could you give up? by Kiwibree reviews
I'm Nudge. I'll admit that I'm not the smartest in the Flock, but I do know that we need to be together. Always." A story about Nudge. Nudge/Iggy
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 60,512 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Nudge, Iggy
Shadows in the Dark by addicted-2-oxygen reviews
Jeb has just rescued the young Flock from the School, all the kids scared and frightened, all with issues that haven't yet been addressed. So when one of them has a nightmare, who will be there to comfort her? Who will really care? Rated T to be safe...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Nudge - Complete
The Taming of Mr T by unamuerte reviews
What if Sweeney hadn't pushed Mrs Lovett in the oven? Could he and Mrs Lovett have the seaside life she'd always dreamed of? Or will the ghost of Lucy always get in the way? Finally Completed!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 86,628 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
The Meaning of Denial by SilverScreech reviews
Nudge tries to convince herself she's not falling for Iggy... And fails miserably. Niggy.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,875 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/15/2009 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Nudge, Iggy - Complete
Another Niggy Story by PeruvianChick reviews
When a hot girl kisses you- you kiss her back. And when a voice yelps, “Iggy! Nudge! What the hell are you two doing!”, You jump away. Max will do anything to stop these two from falling in love. Will she succeed? NIGGY!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,526 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/11/2009 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Iggy, Nudge
Project Niggy by HookedOnAvatar011 reviews
Angel is determined to make yet another couple in the Flock. Takes place after my Fax story 'Note the Sarcasm' but can be read on it's own. NIGGY DUH! I love that MR shipping ONE-SHOT!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,499 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Nudge, Iggy - Complete
Like Sky by SomeKindofAuthor reviews
Nudge asks Iggy to dance despite the fact that neither of them really know how, and a two-bed hotel room does not the most romantic of dance floors make. But through the song they find their way. Not a song-fic. NudgexIggy.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,957 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Nudge, Iggy - Complete
Sick and Cold by constant.daydreamer reviews
Toph is sick upon her stay at the Southern Water Tribe. Luckily, Aang is there to help her feel better. Rated T for those who are taking their imaginations to the extreme. I'm talking about those with the naughty minds. You know who you are.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,433 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Aang, Toph - Complete
A Matter of Honor by Adridere reviews
COMPLETE - Almost 4 years after the war. Aang is engaged to Katara and is up to Zuko to teach him the facts of life. Yep, the bees and the birds. Crazy kings, bananas and the ultimate contest for the hand of a reluctant maiden. Zutara/Taang
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 185,294 - Reviews: 1338 - Favs: 1,426 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Toph, Aang - Complete
Hush by Drowned Hopes reviews
The day she found out, she calmly excused herself, went up to her rooms, and threw the nearest chair through a window. Nasuada x Murtagh.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,875 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Murtagh, Nasuada - Complete
Hurt by turquoise.seas reviews
Nudge slammed the door behind her and raced down the hall, trying to get to her room before the tears overflowed. Through the jumble in her mind one coherent thought floated to the surface: Guys are so /horrible/ sometimes. Iggy/Nudge, read author's note.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Complete
SeaSoNs by sTitchEd016 reviews
Spring: Aang proposes to Toph c'mon, they're like 12 in here...that means only 1 thing...FLUFFY!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Aang, Toph
Happy At Last by Insane Winged Girl reviews
Nudge is happy. Or at least, she should be. But one crucial part is missing from her life. Love....Does he feel the same about her? My first fanfic!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Complete
A Rumor in Westchester by SpaceRoses reviews
Don't yah see it Kitty? Miss Munroe and Logan are in love! Rogue drawled. Harmless OroroXLogan romance, no slash
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Published: 12/6/2006 - Kitty, Rogue - Complete
A Kiss by BlazeorFade reviews
Iggy finds a new way to stop Nudge's word flow. First MaxRide fic. Be Kind, I scare easilynot really.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Complete
The Edge by Pinkbishie reviews
AU of X-Men Evolution Team as teenage spies
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,229 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/19/2002 - Published: 2/1/2002
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Strangers reviews
The Flock has been separated and memories have been erased. The school is doing everything in their power to keep them apart, but one little mistake may cause things to get... out of hand. Will the flock remember? Or has the school won for good? FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 124,832 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 6/15/2009
Bang Bang: Days with the Flock reviews
Five years later and the Flock is still saving the world. Flying around the world with no adult supervision, four teenagers and two preteens? Not as fun as it might seem as first. And don't forget the dog. Please, never forget the dog. FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,620 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Max, Fang
Destination: Unknown reviews
Four girls. Four stories. One twisted fate. When Troy Bolton reached into his pocket that night, he never expected to lose his almost fiance. Four girls, fated together, make up one story of fear, greed, hate, and lust.TroyellaChaylorZekepayJelsiRyanOC
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,814 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 9/23/2008
superGALS! Avatar Style reviews
Katara Imaq is the greatest gal in Ba Sing Se. See her battle carrieds, find new friends, discover love, all while maintaining her title! Zutara, Taang, Sukka, other pairings. AU, Bending. Reveiw please/por favor/s'il vous plaît!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,287 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/16/2008 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Katara, Zuko