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Hey, my name is Maddy. I live in California and I love it with all my heart. No, living in Orange County in Southern California does NOT mean that I am a Christian Republican. I'm actually the opposite. Agnostic Democrat here, and proud of it. It also doesn't mean that I'm some dumb beach blonde or that I see famous people like n the streets and stuff. My parents and friends actually do know quite a few famous people but it's not like they're just walking around. PM if you want to talk abot it. :)

Favorite Books: The House of Night Series, Bluebloods Series, Twilight Series, Uglies Series, Maximum Ride Series, Harry Potter Series

Favorite Shows: Vampire Diaries, Glee, Death Note, Code Geass, Bleach, Blood Plus, Ouran High School Host Club

Favorite Characters: Elena and Damon (Vampire Diaries), L (Death Note), Lelouch (Code Geass), Kyouya and Hikaru (OHSHC), Jacob (Twilight), Zane (Uglies Series), Fang (Maximum Ride), Sirius (Harry Potter)

Pets: Had a dog till' I was 6, it died. Had multiple cats ever since then. Anyway, none lasted more then a year, they all either died or ran away, except for the last ones. we finally learned our lesson and had them be inside cats but they started really clawing up our furniture. My mom made us get rid of them because of that and because she didnt like them, or rather they didn't like her, wouldnt let her get near them XP but i loved them :'( Anyway I haven't had any other pets since then. And that is my sad pet story! :D

Pet Peevs: My brother, when people like lift up the edge of a rug and just leave there foot there (like if there sitting at a couch and there's a rug in front of them), when people poke my upper arm in the same exact place over and over again, when people seem like they're going to poke you and then they just leve their finger there pushing on you arm, and also when an author takes a really good series and totally ruins it by giving it a horrible and confusing ending that totally came out of nowhere!! coughcoughmaximumridecoughcough

Fears: Needles (i'm more than fine with blood and and knives, but needles... just thinking about them makes me shudder), i'm not really scared of anything else, well actually i guess time, like the passing of time rather, oh never mind, i cant explain it :P

Random Facts/Talents?: I play the flute (6 yrs) and the trombone (1 yr, oh ya), I can finish a 400 page book in less then a day (like many people on this site, but still), uh... etc.?

Favorite Pass Times: Mostly hanging with friends (ie., mall, beach, moviesss!), and when i'm bored i mostly go on the computer, read, or just lay down and think while listening to my ipod

Favorite Websites:, (what would we do without google?)

Now prepare yourself... for TONS OF RANDOM STUFF!! (imaginary audience: YAY!!) and im warning you now, i haven't published anything, so you won't be accomplishing anything by scrolling all the way to the bottom. (and no i don't expect you to actually read all this)

You know you live in 2010 when...

1.)You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.)You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years.

3.)The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a facebook or aim.

4.)You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

5.)Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

6.)As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling/laughing.

7.)As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

this is this cat

this is is cat

this is how cat

this is to cat

this is keep cat

this is a cat

this is retard cat

this is busy cat

this is for cat

this is forty cat

this is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy/paste onto profile.

If you've ever read past two in the morning, copy this to your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped down stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped up stairs copy this into your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP sign copy this into your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile. (i like it more!)

If you know who Panic! At the Disco is and know that they are NOT disco… copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.

All the good men in this world are either gay, taken, or fictional characters. Copy if true.

If you are mad at prince charming for leaving you single for so long, copy this to your profile.

Post this on your profile if you have ever had a major fan girl moment.

If you find nothing wrong with being in love with an insomniac anime character, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and meant it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever choked on your own spit, copy and paste this onto your profile. (ha, try chocking on your own tongue! not plesant...)

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?".

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Alice001,HeartOfAgony, VampiressE12B, RosalieHale123, bloodfangs, Headlight39, sunlit.vampire, MKayx3

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe), I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep)VOLVO S60R,LoveMeForeverORLoveMeNever, EdwardEclipse, Alexz1jude, Headlight39, sunlit.vampire, MKayx3

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when youhave an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like"Do you ever wonder where the eraserbits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. Crazy is when youtype up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Jasper Hale and Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you see a movie (BruceAlmighty) and then try to walk on water. Crazy is when you let your friend talk you into skipping around with paper-plate fairy wings on (thanks guys). Crazy is when you call everyone in the phone book that has the last name Cullen. Crazy is when you fill up the tab seperators in your binders withe doodles/love notes/comfessions of love/any other Twilght related thing you can think of about Twilight or the Twilight characters. Crazy is when you can open up Twilight and know exactly which part you're at by reading one word. Crazy is when you print out copies of all the twilight series covers and put them on the wall of your closet. Crazy is when you go to the most expensive store within fifty miles of your home, try on almost every peice of clothing, then walk out with nothing, saying none of it was your style. Crazy is when you break a bone and laugh, when you put on a Halloween costume in the middle of the year for no reason and walk around the park singing a random song. Crazy is when you make a comic with your friends about a zombie flower from beyond beyond the grave! Crazy is when you ask questions like"If birds can fly, why don't we dance with them?." Crazy is when you run around you're school pretending you can fly and that your hands are mini wings. Crazy is when you spend 7 hours straight reading Twilight related FanFictions. Crazy is when you have to write four of these things to express how crazy you are(this and the three before it XP). If you're crazy, copy this onto yourprofile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

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rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

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be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Azmanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling

was ipmorantt!

If you can raed tihs cpoy and pstae it itno yuor prfolie.

(OME, that's so cool. and try spell checking that in different languages. lol)


Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, THAT WAS AWESOME , LETS DO IT AGAIN!!

A friend helps you up when you fall down. A best friend laughs and pushes you back down.

Sometimes I Wonder, "Why is that Frisbee getting bigger?" and then it hits me!!

My reality check bounced.

It's always the last place you look. Of course it is. Why the heck would I keep looking after I found it?

They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Ociffer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

When life gives you lemons, spit the lemons in life's eye.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

Enjoying the "Great Outdoors" would be better if it were great.

My mind works like brilliant flash and it's gone.

Boys: can’t live with em, and it’s illegal to shoot em. What to do, what to do...

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth.

I have PMS and a gun... now what were you saying?

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Caution: Handicapped people will be eaten by crocodiles below.

Out of my mind, please leave a message.

Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that.

People are like slinkies, basically usless, and yet it's so amusing to watch them fall down stairs.

I've got A.D.D and magic markers, oh the thrills I will have!

Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.

I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something sparkly.

Hate... A kind of love given to people who are dumb.

If you don't laugh at yourself, I'll be glad to do it for you.

When you’re stressed just... YODEL!

Don't hit kids. No, seriously, they have guns now.

Life is like a pack of gum... I've yet to figure out why.

Have fun, laugh at things that aren't funny, and make a HUGE loser out of yourself in public.

I'm cool, you're cool... but if you hug me, I'll slap you silly.

People like you are the reason why we have middle fingers.

Pictures fade away but memories are FOREVER!

Take candy, not drugs.

Be crazy... well behaved girls never made history.

Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel it.

My imaginary friend thinks you have problems.

I hope you choke on every word you spoke when you were screaming at me.

I am absolutely awesome (agree or die)

Caution, water on road during rain.

Hold your head high gorgeous, there are people that would kill to see you fall.

WARNING: Children left unattended will be sold to the circus.

Oh no! Barney's gone pimp! What has the world come to?

The worst part about being lied to is knowing you're not worth the truth.

If your heart was really broken you'd be dead, so shut up. (Amen to that)

Don't like my attitude? Call 1 - 800 - Kiss - My - ...BUTT!

If you're gonna be two faced, sweetie, at least make one of them pretty.

Even the best fall down sometimes.

Yes, I do use my hairbrush as a microphone and dance around in my underwear. Thank you very much.

Read my lips : Olive Juice. Thanks for listening, have a nice day.

Dementors: Turning people emo since 370 B.C.

Live your life with arms wide open, you never know what might be thrown at you...

I don't have a dog... I eat my own homework.

I'm not random, i just have many tho- OH A SQUIRREL!

Please: Don't throw your cigarette butt's on the floor, the cockroaches are getting cancer.

Weapon of choice? Hmmmm... I'd have to say... SPORK!

Save the earth, it's the only place with chocolate!

There are three kinds of people in this world: Those who can count, and those who can't.

If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.

Do NOT label me, I'm no soup can!

Welcome to the internet, pants optional.

Elmo watches you from your closet.

DON'T READ THIS IF YOU ARE SUPERSTITIOUS OR HAVE EVER TAKEN A CHAIN MAIL SERIOUSLY! Well unless you don't have a problem with posting this in your profile...

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. (stop reading) Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

I dont know why but that just like totally freaked me out... And i'm the kind of person who laughs at chain mail and deletes it. I think it's the her being on the celing that did it... I don't know, that just seems so creepy! I keep seeing a face out of the corner of my eye... AHH!! Oh, it's nothing... Okay you know what!? You try sitting in the dark at 11:30 at night with your computer making random weird noises!! Then read tihs and see how you do!! Plus I just watched this weird gohst hunter show earlier... (shudder)

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He's Only Ever Human by Cumberbatch Critter reviews
On the few times that John actually notices Sherlock's humanity, it gives him a sense of being refreshed. Sherlock's only human. It's nice to see. Series of oneshots highlighting Sherlock's emotions, because we all know that he has them. Rated M: Chapter Seventy-Four for swearing and mentions of drug use; it's skippable. The rest of the story is rated T. NOW COMPLETE.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 78 - Words: 55,766 - Reviews: 1111 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 455 - Updated: 12/27/2014 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Sign of Four by Lost in Ashes reviews
Sherlock Holmes is back from the dead and ready to return to his old life - unfortunately his old companion doesn't appear to be the same man he left behind. When a young woman from India asks for their help in locating her missing father it Sherlock hopes that this case will allow him and John a chance to return to their old routine, unfortunately all is not as it seems.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,441 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Gorgeous Bloke, Isn't He? by bluedawn01 reviews
After a particularly squelched adventure, Rose demands a night in and Nine tries to deliver while they both war with themselves over just being "friends". Rose tries a few different theories on why he's not interested in her and the Doctor proves, without a doubt, that he most certainly is.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,977 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 50 - Published: 8/30/2012 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
A Crazy Little Thing Called Love by Incomparable-Insanity reviews
- When a drunken encounter leads to a story about love. And love is never easy, especially when you're a teenager, in high school, and in-like, possibly in-love with another guy. - AU. MultiChaptered. Magnus/Alec.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 71,270 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Magnus B., Alec L.
Someday, Maybe by ThreeJays reviews
Elena's drunk and Damon's looking like a target. But is it really that simple? ONESHOT Damon/Elena *Post 2x09* - not nearly as fluffy as you might expect - Rated T for language and some adult-ish content.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,202 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Damon S., Elena G.
Feelings by DevilsSmokeyKisses reviews
The Host Club have all fallen in love with the cross dresser, but who will be the first to tell her how he feels? -summary sucks, but anyways ;D :- Discontinued.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,345 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Haruhi F., Kyōya O. - Complete
History by vvmadp reviews
Elena Gilbert's nightmare is just beginning. Picks up right where season one finale left off. No relationship is left unchanged in the aftermath as history comes back to haunt them all...
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 51,972 - Reviews: 633 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Elena G., Damon S. - Complete
The Wings of Wrath by AvengingMyInnocence reviews
The World’s Longest FanFic EVER. Has literally been called an ‘Epic’. SUMMARIES inside…
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 111 - Words: 260,120 - Reviews: 1753 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 3/28/2008
The Game of Seduction by PeruvianChick reviews
One day Fang shows up at Max’s private school . . . and falls in love with Max. Can he get her to fall in love with him? It may be an alternate reality, no wings, no School but the FAX lives on!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 51,052 - Reviews: 1492 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 9/11/2009 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Could this ever last? by Twilight1813 reviews
Raito with his memory still lost about him being Kira, him and L grow closer and closer everyday that they are chained together, as their emotions turn into a bleak love for each other, what would happen when Raito finally got the Death Note back? RaitoxL
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,991 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 9/5/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Closet Land by Disguise of Carnivorism reviews
Light Yagami expected death. L Lawliet had not the courtesy to grant him such a boon.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,767 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
The Submission of Haruhi Fujioka by catharticdeficit reviews
Kyoya Ootori has been given an ultimatum by his father: make Haruhi Fujioka his bride by the time he’s twenty one or he forfeits his rights to inherit the Ootori zaibatsu. But our wily heroine can never be swayed easily—or will she? Sequel up.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 56,656 - Reviews: 729 - Favs: 853 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 2/13/2009 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Haruhi F., Kyōya O. - Complete
Without you by Lerean reviews
Light visits someone in the dark hours of the night.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
Warning by Red Angel-Blue Angel reviews
*Spoiler Warning* L warns Light of his death at the warehouse, and asks him to abandon his plan. Very slight LxLight, if you squint.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
Piano Man by Unyielding Chaos reviews
Even when I stop for a moment to look at that piano, I realize that he isn’t really there, and I have to keep walking. And every single time, I think it will hurt less the next time, but it never does. Written for kygirl's movie quote challenge on SHINE.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
Last Year's Idol by sonofon reviews
He is beginning to regret his decision. TamakixKyouya.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,897 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Tamaki S., Kyōya O. - Complete
Stolen by FailingDemi reviews
“Rest assured, woman, I’m not going to rape you, I’m not going to kill you to keep quiet,” the thief said with a smile. “I can’t be caught, so—Fujioka Haruhi, I’m stealing you.” -KyouHaru- -AU- -COMPLETE-
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,737 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Kyōya O., Haruhi F. - Complete
City by Sanada reviews
High school is over and Haruhi is now in college and studying abroad. An old friend unexpectedly visits and drops a big surprise...HaruhixKyouya? HaruhixTamaki? Just try it out, I guarantee it'll be good.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,655 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 6/2/2007 - Published: 6/7/2006 - Haruhi F., Kyōya O. - Complete