When your dad is mad and asks you, “Do I look stupid?” Don’t answer him
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.
Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up.
Is it time for your medication or mine?
Oh, I'm so sorry! I forgot that you're an idiot!
A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends grab those knives and stab those bastards back for you.
To put it nicely, I hope you choke
It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.
You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.
God created man before woman because every masterpiece needs a rough draft.
MENtal pain, MENtal anxiety, MENstrual cramps, MENopause... all our problems start with men!
Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
I'm an angel, honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo straight.
It's tourist season, so why can't I shoot them?
Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over.
Those who stand for nothing fall for anything.
Write like no one is gonna read your words.
BE YOURSELF. It's hard to be someone else anyway.
Even before you say sorry (volunteer or otherwise), think about how you would feel in their shoes. THEN you can properly say sorry
Ever remember the quote "If you believe, you can do it!" Gah! Why is it that no matter how I believe I CAN'T FLY!?
The pen may be mightier, but the sword still hurts like hell.
There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved by a suitable application of high explosives.
I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
"I think, therefore I get a headache."
"I smile because I have no idea what's going on."
"I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it."
"Death is life's way of telling you you're fired."
God put me on this Earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now, I am so far behind I will never die.
You know what! Earth sucks, I’m going home!
Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you keep on talking
"What is this 'kindness' you speak of?"
Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them!
"Somehow, in some way that was all your fault."
Retreating! Hell no, we're just attacking the other direction!
Organized people are just too lazy to look for things.
Hi there,my name is my business but you can call me Pocky0523 or if you don't
like that you can ask me what you can call me(you can ask,I won't
bite...most of the time*evil grin*...just kidding).I like to watch
anime of all types.I read manga online and buy it when I can.My favorite anime
is D. Gray-Man currently. I like to watch and read yaoi,if you don't like it I really don't
Reasons why I like Yaoi:
Guy on guy is hot if you know what I mean, but now I'll tell you the real reasons.I believe everyone has the right to
their own opinion and can like whatever they want,that also means that I believe
that you shouldn't be looked at wrong for who you fall in love with,it's not
like you can help it or anything.You have the right to fall in love
with whoever you want,so I support love of the same sex even though it seems
wrong to most ignorant people. ALL LOVE IS EQUAL. Open your mind to all the possibilities.
Okay I'm looking for 2 different stories on the site. Back when I was a wee lad and didn't favorite/follow stories, I lost 'em. Go figure right?
The first one is a Naruto Fanfiction involving all the Tailed-Beasts(How on Earth do you spell that 'J' word?). Apparently in this one it involved Sai somehow and all the ninja villages captured their tailed-beasts and put them all together to be executed in the same cage. It's probably an old story and had about 4 chapters at the time I believe.
The second one is from Bleach and it's a Yaoi Fanfiction. It had Hichi/Ichi as the pairing but I distinctly remember Hichi tied up and Ichi with black dyed(just the tips) of his hair and LEATHER, and when it was getting good Ichi left Hichi alone tied up and and well you know what. I believe it has 2 chapters at the time.