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Author has written 4 stories for Twilight.

Hey I'm Melissa aka Missy

I'm 20 and going to be a florist

I live in a lame little town in Minnesota and I love animals, Twilight and long walks on the beach lol.

My dream car is a 1967 Shelby GT if you love me you will get me one lol. No seriously.

My favorite quote of all time is "If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide." can you guess who said it? Ghandi yep damn he was cool.

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.


Ok so I have a teminal case of writers block with all three stories, but have been writing and even finished another story so I have decided after a long deliberation to put those stories on hold for right now and to upload my Jared and Kim story that I have finished because honestly i love and am hoping that my writers block wll lift if I keep writing, kind of like when you try to think of something you forgot and it doesn't work but if you just leave it alone you remember

Fav Authors

Stephenie Meyer

Julie Garwood

Katie MacCalister


Let's see I don't have a favorite band or anything, I love most music, classical, jazz, poppy stuff, rock, regge, ska, alternative. pretty eclectic.

I guess if i had to pick one band it would be the Presidents of The United States, they are crazy funny. If you haven't heard of them go on itunes or something. I love them.

The only thing i will never listen to is polka or techno can't handle it. Shudders

Right now I'm listening to Teenagers by My Chemical Romance, before that it was High school never ends by Bowling for soup (They also kick major ass), before that it was Ms. Aretha Franklin :)

My Animal, My Soulmate, My Dumb Ass

My Jared:

My Kim:



Kim's Costume Ch. 7

Rachel's Costume Ch. 7

The girl's tat:

Kim's Date outfit:

Kim's Bonsai:


Ok so here is Bella's blue lace dress in Services. Chapter 5

Just paste it if you want to see it.

Here is the red dress from Aervices Chapter 7


Ch. 9 Museum

The Judgement of Paris


Benz Coffin


Statue Alice and Jazz have sex by


Ch. 9 Go-Kart track


Ch. 9 Sex Shop lol If it offends you don't look ok. I don't really care. I thought it was way funny.

Bella's items

















American Girl

Ch. 7

Bella's Gown


Rose's Gown


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Going for the Gold by bethaboo reviews
Edward Cullen, an Olympic swimming star, goes to Beijing with winning gold medals on his mind, but is distracted by the beautiful but clumsy reporter he meets on his way. All Human AU, co-written by tameleine.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 92,644 - Reviews: 2590 - Favs: 4,758 - Follows: 1,820 - Updated: 7/31/2016 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hiding in Plain Sight by limona reviews
Bella is a witness in peril. Emmett Cullen is the deputy assigned to protect her. When the witness protection program isn't safe, Emmett asks Bella to pose as his brother Edward's fiancée until the trial. AU, AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 141,120 - Reviews: 10730 - Favs: 12,050 - Follows: 12,627 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
How to Get Your Balls Back by Missypooh reviews
The sequel to How to Win Back the Love of Your Existence. It's been nearly 2 years since we last saw engaged Bella & Edward.The proverbial honeymoon period has ended and Edward can't seem to tell Bella no-even when he should. Will they make it work? EPOV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 59,098 - Reviews: 1596 - Favs: 818 - Follows: 609 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Femme Docs and Kevlar Knights by A Cullen Wannabe reviews
Bella is a first yr medical intern who was raised by her brother Emmett and his friends after their parents died when she was 16. When a night in the ER turns dangerous can her boys, now members of the best SWAT team in Chicago save her? Lang/Lem/complete
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 61 - Words: 433,665 - Reviews: 6321 - Favs: 5,784 - Follows: 2,435 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Such Great Heights by SydneyAlice reviews
Edward Cullen is in desperate need of a nanny after his wife walks out on him and their five-year-old son. Bella Swan is a teacher with no job prospects. Can she find her true place in the world while helping father and son overcome their pain? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 107,444 - Reviews: 9604 - Favs: 8,381 - Follows: 3,392 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tides of Fate by SparklingTwilight reviews
After four years in a bad relationship, and two years of depressed seclusion, Alice and Rosalie drag best friend Bella on a tropical vacation designed by fate. AH OOC. B/E, R/Em, A/J. Rated M for future lemony goodness and occasional strong lang.PLS R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 365,101 - Reviews: 4662 - Favs: 5,260 - Follows: 2,114 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Alphabet Weekends by the-glory-days reviews
Bored with their dismal love lives, best friends Edward and Bella come up with the idea of exploring the world of sex using the alphabet for the next twenty-six weekends. What happens when things go from two friends having fun to something serious? AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 124,991 - Reviews: 11453 - Favs: 11,525 - Follows: 5,910 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bitter Sweet Symphony by I'mwiththevampires08 reviews
Rose and Edward make a bet. Will the school playboy be able to turn Bella into a vixen and get James to ask her out to prom? Will Edward make a good teacher and teach Bella everything she needs to know? Oh yes, there will be lemons! All human, OOC and Can
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 201,689 - Reviews: 8733 - Favs: 5,444 - Follows: 5,116 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 9/7/2008
The Unexpected Win by The Purple Sea Lion reviews
What the heck was his problem? The ass told me to cut my hair, try a little-make-up, and put on pants to hide my butt. Two weeks later he's acting like I'm his sun. I took your advice, now beat it! K/J
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 115,036 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 8/5/2009 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Jared, Kim
Scotch, Gin, and the New Girl by wtvoc reviews
Les Liaisons Dangereuses, je crois. We were Cruel Intentions. We are Gossip Girls. We do not care. At all." all-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 115,359 - Reviews: 3891 - Favs: 4,119 - Follows: 1,849 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
Turning Dust into Gold by bethaboo reviews
After college, best friends Bella, Rosalie and Alice have a run-in with their past. . .and maybe their future? All human, AU. Rated M. Nominated at the Twilight Awards, All-Human AU Incomplete, for Best Romance & Best Edward Characterization
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 157,995 - Reviews: 2155 - Favs: 3,163 - Follows: 1,178 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Complete
A Dream Worth Waiting For by dazzledwizandwizard reviews
AH AU OOC. Bella Swan has been isolated her whole life. The day she turns 18, she leaves behind the life she wishes she never knew. With Edward's help, will she be able to live the life she's always dreamed of?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,351 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Bella, Edward
Till Death Do Us Part by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
All human. Edward and Bella meet each other at a bar. They get drunk and hit it off. Edward admits that he won’t have sex till marriage. Bella, on a whim, asks Edward to marry her – he agrees. What a shame that Edward doesn't believe in divorce…
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 78,298 - Reviews: 8052 - Favs: 3,809 - Follows: 3,155 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Bella, Edward
Place Your Bets by vanillabeans reviews
Collaboration with KatieBelleCullen - Manwhore Edward bets Emmett that he can remain abstinent for 40 days and nights;that was before the vixen Bella moved to Forks and set her sights on the delectable Edward Cullen. AU/OOC. M for EXTREME SMUT/PROFANITY
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,394 - Reviews: 1496 - Favs: 1,470 - Follows: 1,688 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
High Heels and Runaway Frisbees by enamors reviews
Bella shares a very passionate and public kiss with a handsome, bronze haired stranger. Edward/Bella AU/AH one shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 5276 - Favs: 4,854 - Follows: 4,130 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
So, this is love? by I'mwiththevampires08 reviews
What happens when our couples try to find love in all the wrong places? Especially when they are all in the entertainment industry? Will they find each other in the end? Warning: Canon pairing and rated M for a reason. Contains lots of lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 136,842 - Reviews: 1851 - Favs: 811 - Follows: 873 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 8/12/2008
All Keyed Up by OMECoven reviews
Edward and the gang are college age and heading to Key West for summer jobs. Laughs and romance abound. Rated M for adult situations/lemonade, AH, some OOC moments, canon pairing. Short prologue but give it a chance, enjoy, R&R.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 136,754 - Reviews: 834 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 528 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 5/26/2008
Campus Liaisons by Isabel0329 reviews
Bella Swan starts her first semester as an English professor with just the right thing – a one night stand. But what happens when that one night stand shows up in the most unexpected place? All-human, OOC. Rated M for language and sex.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,079 - Reviews: 2704 - Favs: 3,712 - Follows: 1,724 - Updated: 11/7/2008 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Bella - Complete
Paging Dr Love by Debussy-This reviews
Bella Swan, a resident, is struggling with the realities of a medical career when she mets attending Dr. Edward Masen, a real life Dr. Love. Can he save her from her own self doubt? AU Human, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,843 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 794 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Bella, Edward
A World Without Sound by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
AU, BxE. My name is Bella Swan; good at sign language and karate. My best friend is deaf, and you know what? It doesn't matter. Won twice at Twilight Awards, and has been nominated more. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,849 - Reviews: 7781 - Favs: 9,417 - Follows: 2,678 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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My Animal, My Soulmate, My Dumb Ass reviews
Kim is artistic, sarcastic and ready to leave her podunk town. Enter her long time crush who suddenly gets it through his thick skull that she is special and let the sparks fly. Oh yes there will be bad language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 69,094 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Kim, Jared
American Girl On HIATUS reviews
Bella, Rose and Jasper are the children of Senator Swan who is running for president as the democratic candidate. Edward, Alice and Emmett are former Vice President Cullen's children. Will the friction create flames? AH ON HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 40,024 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 5/26/2009 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Bella, Edward
Espionage and A CorsageON HIATUS reviews
My name is Bella. I am a senior in high school, a yoga enthusiast, a proud owner of a German Shepard puppy and a ferret, a fair driver, a almost handicapped klutz and... a spy. AH ON HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,505 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 10/13/2008 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Bella, Edward
Services ON HIATUS reviews
Bella was broken-hearted by her ex 6 years ago. She decides to go to his wedding with a little help from an escort service and her friends. BxE 1st story please read ON HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,141 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 9/12/2008 - Published: 8/14/2008
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