Author has written 9 stories for Total Drama series.
Welcome and thank you for stumbling quite drunkenly onto my page! If you hate Boredom, Love violence, and think Turtles with any food- like name are cute, then YOU HAVE FOUND YOUR HEAVEN HERE! ...I hope...if not hell must be like, Catholic school...
Any way =p I apologize for not being on here in a veryy verry verryy veryy VERRYYYY long time, I hope not alot of you are mad at me. Since summer is here I have a lot of time so hopefully ill be writing more . (Sorry haterzz :p)
My Favorite couples: ( So Far )
TDI: Duncan and Courtney- it just clicks, doesnt it?
Recess: TJ and Spinelli- AHHH! I just love these two!!
I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Harry Potter, who can express herself beter with words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things.
Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are diffrent and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.
~PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, creative-writing-girl13, Jasper 1006, DubbleV
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. (only in Spanish class, because i hate my teacher, and Ryan looks at me funny when i attempt it with a pencil...)
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
xI'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. (hell YEAH I AM! .)
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. (Ha. im going to Hell WITHOUT supporting Gay rights.)
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. (opposite really.)
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. (bahaha.)
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. (Well, im not responsible either way soooo...)
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. (black Hot Topic skirts mind you...with leggings...)
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. (Sugar is still a drug to, IM TRYING TO STOP OKAY?! GET OFF MY BACK!)
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. (PUNK, its PUNK...)
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. (o.0 like hell...)
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. (and proud of it!)
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one". (uhhh...)
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. (opposite really)
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. (oh HELL NO! THIS DID NOT JUST DIS MY PASSION!)
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. (HA. no. I just think Chicks are bitchezzz)
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. (...maybe...jk)
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. (cha!)
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. (nope, but i do think nazi is a funny word...not z...nota z...nat z!)
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO. (oh fuck off)
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy. (Only when it comes to chocolatee!!)
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. (...)
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. (...but i AM violent!!)
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly. (Hahaha :p)
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. (Mind the food is rubber...)
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. (Yupp thats it o.0)
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff (i hate weeds, my dad makes me pick them EVER DAY IN THE FRICKIN SUMMER!)
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks (Umm...ive only had 2 bf's and both where total nerds soo...)
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. (bullshit.)
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black (HA! I have a black friend who says he dances like a lil white boy)
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil. (HELL NO!)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (CHAA)
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. (Duhh )
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. (nope, just a vampire :p)
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. (wtf is up wit this one?)
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. (and your first guess wasss...what?)
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (-gets out metal bat- nooo what gave ya that idea?)
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. (nope, just hate bitchz)
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. (I SHOWER twice A DAY! NO JOKE!)
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. (riightttt...)
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. (dude, dosent everyone?)
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.(i love you Edward Anthony Mason Cullen!)
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. (got the loud mouthed part right .)
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. (thats deep man, thats deep...ima go cut myself now)
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. (rightttttt...)
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. (hell no-yeah-no...)
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. (I LOVE TEAAA!!)
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. (Yeah, i started globle warming, sorry bout that.)
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE (kay...idk what they are so...)
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser (Duhh)
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy (hell yeah!)
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. (pshh, my char kick mary-sue butt any day!)
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex. (...howd ya no?)
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
Im PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion (and i am.)
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. (HEY! i get bored on Saturdays kay?)
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. (maybe...)
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (yup, bomb lab in my closet. along with my colection of socks >.>)
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED (kay, so i cant whear the hello, im (your name here) stickers anymore?! DAMN IT!)
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish (maybe...)
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. (ha, i spot them, just not my own. is dnt no wat u talkin bout...)
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean. (DubbleV=DoubleV=2 V's=Violent Violet.)
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. (Huh?)
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. (riiiiggghhhtt...)
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. (nope, just a girl)
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist (righttttt...)
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems (dosent every one?)
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist. (FIREEE!!)
I play VIDEO GAMES so I MUST be a LOSER (HELL YEAH! --GETS OUT SODA HAT-- "who wants sushi!?")
Matt: Hey I know what you should do for fun! get a box of kids cereal and play the games on the back!! :D
Me: aw :/ we don't have any, Cris ate it all!
Matt: aww mann :/ I always keep 2 boxs of sugary cereal 4 2x the boxie fun!! =D
Nathan: Looks at his cell phone for time, then picking up his Psp How long do you think it'll take for Nicky to realize his i pod is in the washer?
Me: Reading book Give it a minute.
-yelling and swearing from the wash room-
Nathan: Huh...how long until he realizes his cell phones in the dishwasher?
-Nicky comes into his room, freaking out-
Nicky: Have you guys seen my cell phone? im late!
Nathan: have you checked the dishwasher?
Nicky: -pause- huh?
Nathan -looking at Me- Oh that's right he learns this stuff on his own doesn't he?
Nicky: I dont have time for this! -Walks, into wall by accident, swears, then walks out of room right when Katie enters-
Katie: What's up with Nick?
Me: -Turning page in book- He's stupid.