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Joined 06-13-08, id: 1604249, Profile Updated: 08-21-14
Author has written 10 stories for CSI: Miami.

I'm a steel magnolia (that's a tough Louisiana girl) who loves CSI Miami. DuCaine all the way! I actually DO collect guns, and spend most of my spare time at the firing range. Luckily, I have a wonderful husband who spoils me rotten and feeds my gun habit!

You Know You're from Louisiana When...

- Your sunglasses fog up when you step outside, even in December.

- You reinforce you attic to store Mardi Gras beads.

- You don't look twice when you see pink flamingos in yards of nice subdivisions during Mardi Gras.

- You save newspapers, not for recycling but for tablecloths at crawfish boils.

- Your ancestors are buried ABOVE the ground.

- You drink Community Coffee, have tried Starbucks, but don't see what all the fuss is about.

- You take a bite of Five-Alarm Chili and reach for the Tobasco.

- Every once in a while, you have waterfront property.

- You sit down to eat boiled crawfish and your host says, "Don't eat the dead ones," and you know what they mean.

- You don't learn until high school that Mardi Gras is not a National Holiday.

- You push little old ladies out of the way to catch Mardi Gras beads.

- Little old ladies PUSH YOU out of the way to catch Mardi Gras beads.

- You believe that PURPLE, GREEN, and GOLD look good together.

- Your last name isn't pronounced the way it's spelled.

- You know what a nutria is but you still pick it to represent your baseball team.

- Your town is LOW on the education chart, high on the obesity chart, and you DON'T care because you're NO. 1 on the PARTY CHART.

- Your house payment is less than your utility bill.

- You know that Tchoupitoulas is a STREET not a DISEASE.

- Your grandparents are called "Maw-Maw" and "Paw-Paw"

- Your Santa Claus rides an alligator and your favorite SAINT is a football player.

- You cringe every time you hear an actor with a Southern or Cajun accent in a "New Orleans-based" movie or TV show.

- You have to reset your clocks after every thunderstorm.

- You're walking in the French Quarter with a plastic cup of BEER.

- When it starts to rain, you cover your BEER instead of your head.

- You've eaten at one or more of these restaurants, AND know how to pronounce them: Prejeans, Tu Jac's, Gallatoire's, Ralph & Kacoo's, or Mulatte's.

- You have crawfish mounds in your front yard.

- You give directions and use words like "uptown," "downtown," "backatown," "riverside," "lakeside," "other side of the bayou" or "other side of the levee."

- You refer to a geographical location "way up North," you are referring to places like Shreveport, Little Rock or Memphis, "where it gets real cold."

- You don't worry when you see ships riding higher in the river than the top of your house.

- You judge a po-boy by the number of napkins used.

- The four seasons in your year are: crawfish, shrimp, crab, and King Cake.

- You "wrench" your hands in the sink with an onion bar to get the crawfish smell off.

- You cringe when people pronounce the largest city in the state as "Nawlins," because only TOURISTS call it that!

- You know those big roaches can fly, but you're able to sleep at night anyway.

- You assume everyone has mosquito swarms in their backyard.

- You realize the rainforest is less humid than Louisiana.

- You discover that you can get a sunburn through your car window.

- When out of town, you stop and ask someone where there is a drive-through Daiquiri place, and they look at you like you have three heads.

- You call tomato sauce "red gravy."

- You fall asleep to the soothing sounds of four box fans.

- No matter where else you go in the world, you are always disappointed in the food.

- You get on a bus marked "Cemeteries" and dont think twice.

- Your first sentence was "Throw me something mistah" and your first drink was from a go-cup.

- You have a parade ladder in your shed.

- You shake out your shoes before putting them on.

- You eat sno-balls instead of throwing them.

- You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Louisiana.

- You meet someone for the first time they tell you their entire family tree, and somehow you are related to their family.

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Stuck in the Middle by LyssLovesShules33 reviews
Mer and Der have 7 kids. What happens when one of them is in the middle? Her name is Alyssa Danielle Shepherd. When she is tired of being left out & forgotten she rebels. Soon the only thing that can save the family is an illness that can destroy it too.
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 85 - Words: 250,898 - Reviews: 747 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 4/21/2012 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Meredith G., Derek S. - Complete
Love Lift Me by McAddicted reviews
AU:Derek Shepherd, struggling actor, is attracted to Meredith Grey, successful hair stylist...sound familiar to any other real life couple you know? Read the summary inside to find out more...
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 88,936 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Derek S., Meredith G. - Complete
At The Edge Of The Ocean by eastern.meridian reviews
AU MerDer, They were broken up. Again. Over a nurse. Seemingly, for good. Meredith packed her bags and left Seattle taking something partly Derek's with her. Now, after more than two years, her career makes her come back... COMPLETE
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 155,171 - Reviews: 1106 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Meredith G., Derek S. - Complete
Double Trouble by KamalaC reviews
When Horatio investigates a disturbing case of child abuse, he comes out with more than he bargained for - twin babies, and a chance at a relationship with a certain blonde-haired ballistics expert.
CSI: Miami - Rated: M - English - Crime/Family - Chapters: 38 - Words: 54,499 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Horatio C., Calleigh D. - Complete
Totally Twisted by Hcrazy reviews
H/C The name says it all. This story will be Totally Twisted with one character getting into a great deal of trouble and the kicker is, he/she won't even realize it until it is too late. IAMEvil666 will be identified, but will it be in time to save a life
CSI: Miami - Rated: M - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 27 - Words: 166,964 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Horatio C., Calleigh D. - Complete
Forbidden by RainandFlames reviews
Derek Shepherd took a job. It was supposed to be easy. How hard could it be to guard of the richest seventeen year old in the world? But is was. What happens when their feelings grow stronger? He can't have her. She is Forbidden.
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 146 - Words: 461,875 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 11/4/2007
To The End Of The Road,He Wears His Sunglasses by xangels creationx reviews
another of my stories of Horatio Caine..out on a lunch with his daughter..shots ring out..Horatio isnt prepared for one of his CSI's and his daughter get kidnapped..Complete! R&R
CSI: Miami - Rated: T - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,792 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Horatio C., Calleigh D. - Complete
Our Wedding Day by merder4lifetime reviews
It's their wedding day, but as we've been teased and tweeted and "spoiled" a bit of fun writing before tonight's 100th episode. Then, two weeks later in the life of Meredith & Derek, a small unexpected surprise.
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,926 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Meredith G., Derek S. - Complete
Elijah by Jessi84 reviews
This is my own way of dealing with the whole "Horatio has a son" subject on the show. And hopefully a way to show Horatio as a father, which we sadly can't really see on the show. Horatio/OC implied and DuCaine of course. Co-written with melles
CSI: Miami - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,989 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Horatio C., Calleigh D. - Complete
Chances Are by McDreamOn08 reviews
When Meredith takes an unexpected journey to New York at 17, she meets Derek Shepherd, the good looking med student who she tries not to love. MerDer. R&R
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 43,593 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 1/29/2009 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Meredith G., Derek S.
Jingle Bells by Deb3 reviews
The team is faced with a Christmas case in which their only witness, a 6-year-old child, assigns a very odd identity to the killer.
CSI: Miami - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,189 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Horatio C., Calleigh D.
Lost And Found by Scarlett Crystal reviews
The entire team,except Calleigh, was killed a few years ago. Or were they really? A twist of fate starts a new, not-so-pleasent adventure into Calleigh's life. What's going to happen? Is everything going to be alright? Read to find out.
CSI: Miami - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,693 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Calleigh D., Horatio C. - Complete
The Iceprincess by Errol's Feather reviews
Calleigh has always been into figure skating. Join into a story about figure skating and the way to the Olympics with a lot of fun and a bit of romance. DuCaine.
CSI: Miami - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,187 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Calleigh D., Horatio C. - Complete
Still Here by starvingstudent reviews
She may have lost faith in the world, but never in him...' Sequel to 'WHAT I'M HERE FOR.' MerDer wedding.
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 113,733 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 6/23/2008 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Meredith G., Derek S. - Complete
What I'm Here For by starvingstudent reviews
Meredith runs, but this time lets Derek find her...' MerDer from Susan's death to 'yes' with all of the steps in between.
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 207,757 - Reviews: 878 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 2/29/2008 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Meredith G., Derek S. - Complete
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Twice the Love reviews
Horatio and Calleigh are forced to separate due to department rules. Shortly after beginning a new romance, she gets a surprise that rocks her world. Now she's forced to choose...Eric or Horatio? Rated M for later chapters.
CSI: Miami - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 55,574 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/30/2014 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Horatio C., Calleigh D.
CSI: Miami Season 11 reviews
OK, so CBS cheated us out of Season 11, that doesn't mean we don't deserve one. So, here we go...a full season of our favorite show. Rating K to start
CSI: Miami - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,712 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Horatio C., Calleigh D.
From Russia With No Love reviews
Calleigh and Horatio are kidnapped by the Russians. Will what they are forced to do bring out their true feelings? Rated M for safety.
CSI: Miami - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,063 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Horatio C., Calleigh D.
Cool Miami Nights reviews
Are vampires running loose in Miami? Calleigh's about to discover a dark secret, one that will turn her world upside down. Rated M to be safe, for supernatural violence and sex.
CSI: Miami - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,222 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/17/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Horatio C., Calleigh D.
Mardi Gras Mambo reviews
Horatio follows Calleigh to Mardi Gras, leaving Eric in charge of the lab. What will happen when Eric finds out that they are partying together? Early chapters are T, changed to M. Sexual content and Mardi Gras activities. NOW COMPLETE!
CSI: Miami - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,462 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Horatio C., Calleigh D. - Complete
Rough Day reviews
Calleigh has had a particularly rough day...fun ensues as she and Horatio try to lighten each other's moods. One Shot, rated M for safety.
CSI: Miami - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,080 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Horatio C., Calleigh D. - Complete
Get Into the Groove reviews
Frank talks Horatio into going to a club to unwind. There they find Calleigh and Natalia, and decide to play their knights in shining armour. Both men are surprised to find what awaits them after the ride home.
CSI: Miami - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,000 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Horatio C., Calleigh D.
Every Breath You Take reviews
My H/C ending to "Smoke Gets in Your CSIs"
CSI: Miami - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Calleigh D., Horatio C. - Complete
It's the Little Things reviews
Sometimes, it's the little things that mean so much.
CSI: Miami - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Horatio C., Calleigh D. - Complete
Blue Ice reviews
Just a short one-shot that popped into my head after the last episode, giving one reason that Horatio was keeping his distance from Calleigh.
CSI: Miami - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,232 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Calleigh D., Horatio C. - Complete
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