Author has written 28 stories for I Am Legend, Star Wars, Harry Potter, Sea Patrol, Criminal Minds, House, M.D., Dragon Booster, Glee, Boy In the Striped Pajamas, Blue Bloods, and Class of the Titans.
Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods...
On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)
On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)
On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)
On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)(Whose body?)
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)
On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)
On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)
On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)
On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)
On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this...)
On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)
Glee (Kurt, Kurt/Puck)
Blue Bloods (Jamie)
Stargate (Daniel, Daniel/Jack, Daniel/Teal'c)
Hawaii Five-O (Danny and Steve, Danny/Steve)
Criminal Minds (Reid)
CSI (Greg and Nick)
Grey's Antatomy (George)
NCIS (McGee and Tony)
House, M.D (Chase and Wilson)
Two and a Half Men (Charlie, I hate Alan sometimes)
How I Met Your Mother (Ted and Barney/Robin)
My Name is Earl (Earl)
The Simpsons (Lisa and Bart)
The Unit (Bob, Grey and Hector)
Sea Patrol (2Dads and Charge)
I generally like Crime/Military Shows and Comedy shows
Green Day (Saw them in Sydney- YAY!!)
My Chemical Romance
The Butterfly Effect (Seen them live)
Blue Oyster Cult
(Anything Rock, old or new)
Anything by John Marsden (I can't believe this wasn't on here before)
Jump Cut, Finishing School, Killer Profile by Max Allan Collins
Pretty Little Mistakes by Heather McElhatton
Harry Potter series by (you guessed it!) J.K.Rowling
The Fire series by Chris d’Lancy
Arrival (The Phoenix Files) by Chris Morphew
Right Behind You by Gail Giles
Songs From Musicals
(Not favourite songs because I don't have any and not favourite musicals because I've only seen the movie version of RENT. In order of my favourite musical soundtrack)
Spring Awakening- "The Bitch Of Living," "My Junk," "The Dark I Know Well," "I Believe," "Let Behind," "Totally Fucked," "Whispering," and "Those You've Know." (I only just found out what Spring Awakening is actually about and now the songs have a whole new meaning)
Wicked- "What Is This Feeling?", "I'm Not That Girl," "Defying Gravity," "No Good Deed," "March of The Witch Hunters," and "For Good."
Next To Normal- "Everything Else," "Superboy And Invisible Girl," "I'm Alive," "Make Up Your Mind/Catch Me I'm Falling," "Hey #3/ Perfect For You," "The Break," "I Am The One," "I Am The One Reprise."
RENT- "I'll Cover You," "I'll Cover You (Reprise)," "Your Eyes," and "Finale B," "Without You."
Gypsy- "Some People," "Everything's Coming Up Roses," and "Rose's Turn." (Mostly Ethel Merman's songs)
D. Grayman (Lavi)