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Joined 06-13-08, id: 1604340, Profile Updated: 02-11-13
Author has written 28 stories for I Am Legend, Star Wars, Harry Potter, Sea Patrol, Criminal Minds, House, M.D., Dragon Booster, Glee, Boy In the Striped Pajamas, Blue Bloods, and Class of the Titans.

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Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods...

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)(Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this...)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

TV Shows
Glee (Kurt, Kurt/Puck)
Blue Bloods (Jamie)
Stargate (Daniel, Daniel/Jack, Daniel/Teal'c)
Hawaii Five-O (Danny and Steve, Danny/Steve)
Criminal Minds (Reid)
CSI (Greg and Nick)
Grey's Antatomy (George)
NCIS
(McGee and Tony)
House, M.D
(Chase and Wilson)
Two and a Half Men
(Charlie, I hate Alan sometimes)
How I Met Your Mother
(Ted and Barney/Robin)
My Name is Earl
(Earl)
The Simpsons
(Lisa and Bart)
The Unit
(Bob, Grey and Hector)
Sea Patrol
(2Dads and Charge)
I generally like Crime/Military Shows and Comedy shows

Music- Arist/Bands
Green Day (Saw them in Sydney- YAY!!)
Evermore
Snow Patrol
The Fray
Nickleback
Good Charlotte
My Chemical Romance
Muse
The Butterfly Effect (Seen them live)
The Editors
Blue Oyster Cult

(Anything Rock, old or new)

Books
Anything by John Marsden (I can't believe this wasn't on here before)
Jump Cut, Finishing School, Killer Profile by Max Allan Collins
Pretty Little Mistakes by Heather McElhatton
Harry Potter series by (you guessed it!) J.K.Rowling
The Fire series by Chris d’Lancy
Arrival (The Phoenix Files) by Chris Morphew
Right Behind You by Gail Giles

Songs From Musicals
(Not favourite songs because I don't have any and not favourite musicals because I've only seen the movie version of RENT. In order of my favourite musical soundtrack)
Spring Awakening- "The Bitch Of Living," "My Junk," "The Dark I Know Well," "I Believe," "Let Behind," "Totally Fucked," "Whispering," and "Those You've Know." (I only just found out what Spring Awakening is actually about and now the songs have a whole new meaning)
Wicked- "What Is This Feeling?", "I'm Not That Girl," "Defying Gravity," "No Good Deed," "March of The Witch Hunters," and "For Good."
Next To Normal- "Everything Else," "Superboy And Invisible Girl," "I'm Alive," "Make Up Your Mind/Catch Me I'm Falling," "Hey #3/ Perfect For You," "The Break," "I Am The One," "I Am The One Reprise."
RENT- "I'll Cover You," "I'll Cover You (Reprise)," "Your Eyes," and "Finale B," "Without You."
Gypsy- "Some People," "Everything's Coming Up Roses," and "Rose's Turn." (Mostly Ethel Merman's songs)

Anime/Manga
D. Grayman (Lavi)
Vampire Knight

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I Promise You by SiNginG-SenSaTion reviews
Puck witnesses a fight between Kurt and his boyfriend that turns physical when Kurt ends things with the other boy. Rushing to Kurt's defence, two vows are made to Kurt that day. One promises safety, the other promises anguish.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,796 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 7/30/2014 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Puck, Kurt H.
Playing Cupid's Game by reindeerqueen reviews
Jamie's got a little secret...will Danny go too far to figure it out? Hopefully some Protective!Danny in future chapters, Jamie/OC. Rated T just in case for later chapters.
Blue Bloods - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,645 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/12/2013 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Danny R., Jamie R.
Masquerading as a man with a reason by SeizeTheDayBrokenAngel reviews
Stiles hates lying to his dad, but it turns out he's not the only Stilinski who knows more about the supernatural than he should. But it isn't until his dad asks his friends Sam and Dean Winchester to help out with a case that things go well and truly to Hell. Set during S1 of Teen Wolf and S5/6 of Supernatural. First fic that isn't meta-based or headcanon so be gentle. AU Canon
Crossover - Supernatural & Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,811 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 516 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Stiles
Shake It Out by IconofSelfIndulgence reviews
An AU take on what occurs in 3x08. Thomas never gets his reference and is forced to a life on the streets in London. What happens when Mr. Carson finds him and brings him back to Downton Abbey? Eventual Thommy. Title from Florence and the Machine.
Downton Abbey - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,667 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 2/24/2013 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Thomas, Jimmy K.
An Unholy Alliance by gleefulmusings reviews
Santana Lopez quite enjoys her newfound status as princess of McKinley High and wants to make sure it remains the status quo. She well knows that every princess needs a fairy godmother. Luckily, she knows just the right fairy for the job.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 54,353 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 785 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Kurt H., Santana L., Brittany P., Quinn F.
Hocus Pocus by MoistTowelette reviews
Kurt, Tina, and Santana are witches. When a spell one of them casts goes dangerously wrong, chaos erupts at school and it's up to them to put everything back to normal before innocent people get hurt. Eventual Puckurt. M for Language.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 55,628 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Kurt H., Puck
Give Me One Good Reason Why by Jedi Ani Unduli reviews
Sequel to a New Master, to all who have waited and hoped and chanted "Sequel, Sequel!" You've waited not in vain; here it is! It is a different version of Episode I of Star Wars. Enjoy. Review, please.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,753 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Obi-Wan K., M. Windu
You've Taken Everything by usedtobeasquint reviews
This couldn't be happening. Kurt refused to believe it. He knew what the symptoms meant, of course. And they would have made since had he been a girl. That was probably what scared him the most. Warning: mpreg and references to rape.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,027 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Kurt H., Finn H.
Down to You by winterlit reviews
When things with Rachel don't go as planned in Senior Year, Finn finds himself growing closer to Kurt than ever before. It's up to him to figure out what he wants, but is it Kurt, or Rachel, who is worth fighting for? Finn/Kurt, spoilers for S3.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,190 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 11/21/2011 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
Dirty by IceQueenRia reviews
'Please don't do this.' I sobbed brokenly. His eyes screamed a thousand apologies while cruel laughter rang around the room. That night, I cried the whole way home. 3 part fic, eventual PucKurt. W - rape
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,168 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 3/30/2011 - [Kurt H., Puck] - Complete
Who the Puck Are You? by IceQueenRia reviews
Kurt and Puck are in a secret relationship. After promising not to break one another's hearts and admitting their love, they prepare to tell their friends. But when tragedy strikes, a heart may be broken after all.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 108,412 - Reviews: 1009 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 11/5/2010 - [Puck, Kurt H.] - Complete
Put Me Back Together by Squeeka Cuomo reviews
All it takes is one moment to break Kurt apart. How many will it take to put not only himself but Puck back together?
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 112,683 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Never Been Kissed by PteraWaters reviews
SPOILERS! Speculative fic for episode 6 - i.e. what would have happened if I wrote the show. Based on spoilers, promos, rumors, and other speculations around before the ep aired. Ensemble fic, but Kurt- and Puck-centric. Enjoy!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,713 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 11/19/2010 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Interfering by Keitorin Asthore reviews
Kurt has never been one to ask for help. But when a prank goes too far, he has no choice but to reluctantly let Finn and Quinn interfere on his behalf.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,049 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 11/5/2010 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Kurt H., Quinn F.
Nicknames by In the Pages reviews
Puck saves Kurt, but by doing so, Puck in reliving a dark past. By rescuing Kurt, Puck gets in trouble with the law. IN a court room full of his peers he is forced to think of thing he had so successfully repressed. Kurt/oc noncon .Puck/Kurt
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 30,613 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Puck, Kurt H.
Death's Play by Addicted Archangel reviews
What if the life if someone dear to you depended on you playing a game - a game which is impossible to win? And how much would you sacrifice to survive while playing? Pain is the name of the game, and it's about to begin...
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,470 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 11/12/2009 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid
Don't I Get A Dream For Myself by niblettk reviews
Kurt is diagnosed with the same disease that killed his mother.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,355 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Chess by ForevermoreNevermore reviews
A new Prince comes to Camelot for a 'friendly' visit. He soon wears out his welcome with Arthur when he 'borrows' his manservant for the time. When Princes clash, could Arthur possibly choose friendship over more pressing matters?
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,603 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Arthur, Merlin
The Fear of a Loss by M. J. Zimmer reviews
When a battle against Cronus leaves Theresa badly injured and Jay in a mess, Cronus seizes his oppurtunity and captures one of our heros to find answers, but will he get exactly what he wants to hear?
Class of the Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,511 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 7/27/2007
Going down by ReadingYourThoughts reviews
It's going down. You won't be able to stop it. Enjoy their deaths. Delapsus sum.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 19 - Words: 29,263 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 1/14/2010 - S. Reid - Complete
Rain, Rain Go Away by FishieGurl reviews
Agent Hotchner was not having a good day. Getting into a car accident with the youngest member of the team just made it a whole lot worse. No Slash. Lots of Whump. Sequel is up!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,497 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 10/10/2009 - S. Reid, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
On a Grading Scale by PUCKurt up buttercup reviews
Kurt rates the guys in glee *it is slash!* there is an ending you may not like, but i want it to be a suprise that is why i didn't put anyother character! don't hate
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,950 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Kurt H. - Complete
Touch Me by gleek428 reviews
Ernst and Hanschen continue their meetings. Ernst doesn't know if a physical relationship is enough. Hanschen tries to sort out his feelings of lust and love. Written from both Ernst and Hanschen's perspectives. Horrible summary, the story is better!
Spring Awakening - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,767 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Ernst R., Hanschen R.
A Family's Journey by leximaddi reviews
Kurt is attacked while home alone on a Friday night. The members of the Hummel-Hudson clan all handle this brutal attack differently. Follow the family as they deal with the aftermath of the attack and attempt to put their family back together.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,018 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Kurt H., Finn H.
You Need Him, I Could Be Him by mybleedingromance reviews
Puck sighs knowing that three months ago, he had been right. Puck sighs knowing that three months ago he could’ve stopped this before it even started. Puck sighs knowing that he has to fix it, and he might not be able to.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,888 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Kurt H., Puck
The Jock Who Cried Wolf by Dru reviews
When Puck gets sick, and no one believes him, he starts to rethink that whole 'crying wolf' strategy.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,829 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Soccer Shorts by broadwaypants reviews
Mike comes to glee practice wearing his soccer uniform, and Kurt likes what he sees.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,474 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Kurt H., Mike C. - Complete
Learning Curve by vcg73 reviews
Shue's assignment forces his students to look deeper. I've been doing a series of Kurt Friendship fics and decided on Puck this time, with a side helping of Tina and Finn. Assumes more than a week exists between "Funk" and "Journey.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,883 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Group Effort by Howling1 reviews
When Kurt and Sam are banned from attending prom by Principal Figgins, the outraged glee club rallies around them in support.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,401 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Kurt H., Quinn F. - Complete
Frozen Reliance by the-vampire-act reviews
The case gets personal once more when the UnSub forces the team to play a game of life and death in the woods. Pleaz R&R!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 22,104 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - S. Reid - Complete
Victimization by Emma CS Me reviews
Will is a bad drunk. Kurt learns this painfully.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,954 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Kurt H., Will S. - Complete
The Reason by IceQueenRia reviews
SEQUEL to 'I'd Lie' A devestated Puck believes Kurt doesn't love him. Thinking Kurt loves Finn, Puck wonders if he should act more like his former best friend. The reason? Simple, Puck loves Kurt. Puck/Kurt SLASH
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 48,404 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 4/27/2010 - [Puck, Kurt H.] - Complete
In His Arms by PancakeMassacre reviews
Slash addendum to "Out of Reach." Morgan/Reid. Kinda PWP with a teensy bit of angst.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,357 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/7/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
There is help, there is hope by Loony4moony816 reviews
Finn Hudson used to be Superman. And he will be again, if he has anything to say about it. Response to a prompt on the glee angst meme about how Finn needed to do more to gain forgiveness. Finn/Kurt friendship
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,837 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
Out of Reach by PancakeMassacre reviews
Reid is kidnapped… again. Can the team find him in time? WARNING: has more than earned its M rating. No pairings but lots of whump
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 42,733 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 1/18/2010 - S. Reid - Complete
Eternal by Michou7 reviews
At 7:00 PM, the doctor pronounced his death. But Reid remained eternal, watching over his friend and helping them catch the final unsub that he couldn't before he could move forward
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,036 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/18/2010 - Published: 4/6/2010 - S. Reid
The Curse, It Is Cast by sjr reviews
Puck doesn't know what's wrong with Kurt, but he still vows to help best he can.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Uncle Spencer by SayidRocks reviews
Spencer Reid babysits his godson Henry overnight, while Henry's parents JJ and Will attend a family event. A few days later he faces humorous consequences at work when adorable photos of he and his godson make the rounds at the F.B.I.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,604 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 3/26/2010 - S. Reid, Henry L. - Complete
Order 66 by Jedi Ani Unduli reviews
When Luminara's Padawan is cruelly cut down, what does she do? And how do they survive in the aftermath of Order 66? Please R & R. Thank you! :D
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,052 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/27/2010 - Published: 4/3/2008
Everything That Counts by Samish reviews
Kurt Hummel has plenty of great friends, but after he is attacked, he finds the most comfort in the arms of someone unexpected. Post Mash-Up. Rape, eventual Puck/Kurt.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,257 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 939 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Kurt H., Puck
The decision by ReadingYourThoughts reviews
Two friends, a forest, an accident and a decision to make. One must go for help, even if that means abandoning his friend to die alone. What would you do? Find out what Morgan and Reid did.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,979 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 12/9/2009 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Game Night by Loony4moony816 reviews
Taboo brings on a revelation to the Glee club. Little fic partially inspired by the Ustream video of Josh Sussman, Chris Colfer, Amber Riley, Mark Salling, and Naya Rivera playing Taboo at Naya's apartment back in October. Kurt/Puck with club bonding.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,016 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 36 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Find Me by Sky Splits reviews
Kurt Hummel's disappearance makes Puck far too aware of how much he has to lose, which makes no sense, since they'd only been boyfriends for about two minutes. Based off an angst meme prompt. Puck/Kurt, secondary Santana/Brittany, angst, rape.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,936 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 231 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Kurt H., Puck
Of Egg Yolk and Flour by Howling1 reviews
Baking a cake with Kurt ended up being the best thing that ever happened to Finn. Oneshot, Kurt/Finn slash. Please R&R!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,158 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
Magic Flight by Wingedteen reviews
Harry Potter X MR. Max accidentally stumbles upon the world of magic, and discovers a few traits of her own. While max and the flock attend classes at Hogwarts, Max and co are ging to have to fight tooth and nail to keep the magic a secret.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,840 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/3/2009 - Published: 11/8/2007
HOUSE MD Crossover MAXIMUM RIDE by Wingedteen reviews
SUMMARY: One word to describe a sick, possibly dying, Max? The Flock says: Stubborn. Doctor House says: *Interesting…*
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,075 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 4/14/2009
And All Things Will End by tfm reviews
He has always been alone. AU. Reid-centric. Implied character deaths.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/11/2009 - S. Reid - Complete
The rpotector he is by Dae the Shadow reviews
The story is about a criminal, who seeks revenge. And there’s only one person who can stop him. I hope the story would prove better then summary.
CSI: Miami - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,678 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Horatio C.
Reflections by Precious Pup reviews
Gibbs's fears about his secret complicated relationship with McGee come to the fore when Tim is shot protecting him. Light slash. Established relationship.Bit angsty, bitter sweet romance.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,206 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/30/2009 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tim M. - Complete
A Distant Sadness by tfm reviews
Spencer Reid reflects on the death of a colleague. Character Death. For the TV Prompt Challenge. Implied H/P
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2009 - S. Reid, E. Prentiss - Complete
How Iggy Met Jesus AKA My attempt at a romance by Wingedteen reviews
And that, kids, is the story of how Uncle Iggy swore he met Jesus" AKA- My first, lame attempt "romance". FAX- if taken that way.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Max, Fang
There's Still Plenty to Learn by Sami Marie reviews
Sequel to Learning the Hard Way set 6 months later. Story follows the ongoing lives of our two leading couples Morgan/Garcia and Des/Reid as well as the rest of the BAU team.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 30,486 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/6/2009 - Published: 11/3/2008 - D. Morgan, P. Garcia - Complete
The True Agent by Wingedteen reviews
CHERUBxoverMR.Max falls right into CHERUB's lap, and she's interrogated by an Ex-CHERUB. She escapes, bleeding and wounded, before collapsing on campus. Max wakes up strapped to a bed, with Mac and Zara Asker asking thier own questions- about Itex.Languag
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,884 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/29/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009
Just A Phonecall Away by arysani reviews
Crossover - Angel/Twilight. Set season one of Angel, before "I Will Remember You". Alice comes to L.A., meets someone else she can't see, and has a chat with an old friend. Originally written for Amezri in an Angel/Twilight crossover fic exchange.
Crossover - Angel & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Angel, Alice - Complete
Pure Stupidity by Anakin T Skywalker reviews
A set of really short, really stupid Vader fics that some people might find funny. If I think of any more, I might post them if not, I won't.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,400 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/12/2008 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Darth Vader, Anakin Skywalker
Heroicide by Anakin T Skywalker reviews
A clone trooper reflects on the greatest mistake of his life. One-shot. Critique welcome.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,688 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Memories by Aiden Skywalker reviews
Qui-Gon and Dooku reminisce over their home planets.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Qui-Gon J. - Complete
In the Zone by silver666 reviews
Contains minor spoilers for 'in the zone.' On their last night in Iraq the camp is attacked. Will the two NCIS agents make it out alive? COMPLETE
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,430 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/4/2008 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Tony D. - Complete
Smile by Jollification reviews
Obi-Wan's final moments in the arms of his Master.
Jedi Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Complete
Breaking the fall by The Silent Rumble reviews
On a case, Tony visits his hometown and gets into contact with his father by mistake. When the team gets done talking to the witness, they come out and Tony’s gone. Why? Where is he? Can they figure out what's happened before it’s too late?
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,501 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Tony D.
24 Hours by Lollie782 reviews
Based on UK Episodes Zeke, Ringo and Declan get caught up in a pickle. Oliver is visited by some men who have an offer for him. But Oliver's not the one to suffer when he turns them down. One by one the teens have to pay for it and it starts with Zeke..
Neighbours - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,863 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 4/10/2008
A Little Matchmaking by Borrowed Twenties reviews
When Odie's friend comes up with a little matchmaking system, completely predictable things happen. JxT, AxA
Class of the Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,601 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/27/2008 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Complete
Now You Know by Lollie782 reviews
The gang share both their good times and bad times in their past. How they met and what's they've been through that the others never knew about.
Neighbours - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,003 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/11/2008
Addictions by Aiden Skywalker reviews
Jedi have their weaknesses also...
Jedi Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Complete
These Promises We Made by Aiden Skywalker reviews
Pain may be temporary, but scars never heal. Qui-Gon wishes that Tahl had kept her promise... JA spoilers High rating just in case...
Jedi Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Complete
Gone by Anakin T Skywalker reviews
One moment, he was sleeping peacefully. Then, just like that, he was gone.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,234 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker
More Than Just A Hero by Anakin T Skywalker reviews
A recording made by Anakin Skywalker, dated approximately 21 B.B.Y. during the Clone Wars. Never before released to the public, this recording shows another side of one of our galaxy's most famous heroes!
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Anakin Skywalker - Complete
There Are Some Things That Just Can't Be Undone by Anakin T Skywalker reviews
A very sad Revenge of the Sith AU. Anakin has stopped Order 66 and turned himself in to the Jedi. What will they do with him?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,471 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
What's in a Name? by Anakin T Skywalker reviews
Feeling misunderstood, tenyearold Anakin tells the story of his name from his own point of view. Oneshot.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Comic by rogueandkurt reviews
The members of the BAU have a discussion about heroes. Oneshot. SliceofLife. QuasiReidCentric.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/28/2007 - S. Reid, D. Morgan, E. Prentiss, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Hunger by Eligent reviews
What can make you change everything you are and turn you into something you never thought you'd be? When someone is coming for one of your own, your whole team hurts, which the BAU painfully learns as an unsub seeks revenge in the deadliest way.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,684 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 2/23/2007 - Published: 1/6/2007 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Redemption by Aiden Skywalker reviews
This is when Anakin and ObiWan are on Mustafar right before Anakin gets burned. Anakin is still confused about his life and ponders about what he stands for. Sequel to Let That Be Enough. Hope you enjoy!
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/22/2006 - Darth Vader - Complete
Let That Be Enough by Aiden Skywalker reviews
Anakin reflects on everthing he's done to save Padme and now she's dead. He did everthing to save her, let that be enough. Set at the very end of episode three when Palpatine is standing next to Vader.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 431 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Darth Vader - Complete
Goodbye by sg1fjm reviews
Angel says goodbye to Doyle
Angel - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/6/2002
Doyle's Angel by weneve reviews
Doyle's innermost thoughts about Cordelia R&R
Angel - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/7/2001
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Human In All My Mistakes reviews
When Danny discovers a secret relationship with Jamie and another man, it begins to tear the Reagan family apart.
Blue Bloods - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,438 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 34 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Jamie R., Danny R.
Every Breath, Every Hour Has Come To This reviews
When Santana discovers a secret relationship between Kurt and Finn, she uses the knowledge to help Sue's campaign in order to win back HIBC status at McKinley. Unfortunately her actions have disastrous consequences.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,883 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Kurt H., Finn H.
Life Goes On But I'm Gone Without You reviews
Life goes on but I'm gone 'cause I die, without you
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,806 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
No Hope, No Happy Ending reviews
He'd gone to sit at the fence to get away from the other boys. The Boy In The Striped Pyjamas in Shmuel's POV
Boy In the Striped Pajamas - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Complete
A Fallen Star reviews
After an accident involving Kurt and Karofsky at his dad's auto shop, Kurt faces a long recovery
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,932 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Kurt H., Puck
Some Day I'm Gonna Be Free reviews
Finn finds himself alone with Kurt's boyfriend one night and from then on he realises Kurt and his boyfriend are hiding a terrible secret
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,676 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Kurt H.
Musical Retribution reviews
Carmel High won't know what hit them
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,543 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Kurt H. - Complete
Loneliness reviews
The gleeks discover Kurt is missing during Glee and the jocks make a grave discovery
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,647 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Kurt H. - Complete
I'm Damaged At Best reviews
The Gleeks find their camping trip cut short when an accident leaves them stranded. Their only immediate chance of getting help lies in the hands of an injured gleek. When real help comes however, their problems are only just starting.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 67 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Kurt H., Puck
Run And Don't Look Back reviews
With one of their own on the run, the race is on to find this latest UnSub before the BAU is irreparably ripped apart. Entry for the-vampire-act's season five contest
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,710 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/20/2010 - S. Reid
The End Comes Near reviews
It's been one minute since his world stopped
Sea Patrol - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Complete
Salvation I: The Evils Which Have Never Happened reviews
How much pain they have cost us, the evils which have never happened
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/7/2010 - S. Reid
You Broke My Bones reviews
The BAU becomes too much for Reid too handle. But his old and current job are bound to collide.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,798 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009 - S. Reid
Fall Apart reviews
Reid falls hard for Prentiss, but is it too late?
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/22/2010 - S. Reid - Complete
The Gods Are Watching reviews
Moordryd and Word’s latest plan to start a Dragon/Human war results in Artha and his friends finding themselves stranded at Olympia High. Meanwhile, Cronus’s latest plan leads him to Banks Island, off the coast of mainland Canada
Crossover - Dragon Booster & Class of the Titans - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,709 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Jay
Admiration reviews
Reid goes to a drug addicts meeting, only to meet House
Crossover - House, M.D. & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 33 - Published: 11/2/2009 - G. House, S. Reid - Complete
FOR YOU I WILL reviews
A Couple, determined to get their revenge against the BAU, kidnap four of the team. Who won't survive?
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,271 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/28/2009 - Published: 8/29/2009 - S. Reid, D. Morgan
Box Of Memories reviews
Hotch walks out when his new relationship impacts his job
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/3/2009 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
If Only You Knew reviews
Reid gets into trouble after consoling a victim's husband
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/26/2009 - S. Reid - Complete
Out Of My Mind reviews
Faced with a life without hope, one of the BAU threatens to make the jump
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/26/2009 - S. Reid - Complete
Beautiful Conclusion reviews
Reid delievers an eulogy at Hotch's funeral
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/26/2009 - S. Reid, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Fight In The Family reviews
A fight with his sister causes RO to open up to Bomber and the rest of the Hammersley crew. One-shot
Sea Patrol - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/22/2009 - RO, Bomber - Complete
Steam Ashore reviews
After a steamy night ashore, Buffer and a crew start a relationship before trouble strikes.
Sea Patrol - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,550 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Buffer, Bomber
Going, Going, Love?
Buffer tries to convince the CO to stay with the Navy. Meanwhile the XO and Buffer's friendship is at stake after she asks about his love life.
Sea Patrol - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,651 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Buffer
Anakin's Scars reviews
Obi-Wan is considered too young by the council to train Anakin. But then who will? Please R&R. New chapter coming soon!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,553 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K.
Order 66 Why Should We? reviews
Towards the end of the Clone Wars the Chancellor exucuted Order 66... All Clone Troopers carried out their orders without hesitation and without any questions. But what if a Clone questioned the order?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,734 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/24/2009 - Published: 8/30/2008 - E. Palpatine
Four Year Fight reviews
The Potter siblings haven't taled since the Big Fight four years ago. But now it's their Uncle George's birthday and he's throwing a party. But what's the real reason behind it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Lily Evans P., George W.
Find Me A Cure reviews
Lemi is fighting. Fighting to find a cure, fighting to save humankind. She has been left an impossible task; find a cure for the killing disease. Will she find a cure or will she succumb to the disease?
I Am Legend - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 465 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/2/2008