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Author has written 23 stories for Pride and Prejudice, and Twilight.

It should be noted that anywhere a link shows up for a prompt in anything I have on here, it's a link. It'll still work if you put in front of the /iMauuY thing. (just like that one actually will, haha)

So, my name is Erica. And I write. And I love fanfiction. And I love drabbles. And I have a hard time focusing on anything long enough to ever finish it. Hence the love of drabbles.

I would die without my DVR. Without my iPod, too. And probably without my prettypretty bookshelves.

I spend too much time in my head, I'm kind of shallow and picky and share my horny thoughts too often, and I enjoy sweet things - both foodwise and ficwise - far too much for my own sanity.

I can be found on teh Twittah, rarely ever on Tumblr, and usually always on Skype (with this username) if you wish to (s)talk.


Totally awesomesauce banner for Twelve Days of Geekward from the Twi Girls Next Door contest - here

Album full of Rob wearing THE PANTS as described in Mustache Man's Diner and the Despicable Deeds - here

Twittah convo that first started me writing that story - here

Extras for Dangling:

Original inspiration for the drabble that started the whole story - here

Beautiful banner made by the wonderful iponeddyou - here

Bella's heels from chapter six - here

Random Shop Shtuff:

Rec by the amazing and sweet Lemon Muffins on The Little-Known Ficster.

Amazing banners by the lovely (and talented) iponeddyou - Mini banner - Sepia banner - Blue/Green banner - In the forest banner

Chapter 2 - Crossword Converse - Smurf pajama pants

Chapter 4 - Fox and the Hound boxers


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Scotch, Gin, and the New Girl by wtvoc reviews
Les Liaisons Dangereuses, je crois. We were Cruel Intentions. We are Gossip Girls. We do not care. At all." all-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 121,670 - Reviews: 4000 - Favs: 4,346 - Follows: 1,962 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
The Plan - OUTTAKES by QuantumFizzx reviews
REMOVED. Thank you for your readership. Kept a few chapters up to explain why & share outtakes alter. Obsessed but unnoticed for over a year, she puts a plan in motion to catch the eye of the corner-office. That's her plan. Fate has another plan entirely
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,505 - Reviews: 19632 - Favs: 6,430 - Follows: 4,400 - Updated: 12/20/2019 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Personally, I'd Rather Lick Sand by orchidvines reviews
Lizzy is feisty and spirited. Darcy, not so much.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,904 - Reviews: 1097 - Favs: 1,466 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 9/4/2017 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Complete
Sparks Fly, Tires Skid by orchidvines reviews
Elizabeth and Darcy meet at the scene of a car crash. They do not politely exchange insurance information. Modern AU. Completed.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,499 - Reviews: 1668 - Favs: 2,453 - Follows: 1,122 - Updated: 7/21/2017 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
Starry Eyed Inside by Rochelle Allison reviews
High School Fictional. No one sends Bella into a tailspin quite like Edward Cullen... but can she make him hers? The ups and downs and all arounds.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 148,462 - Reviews: 9202 - Favs: 6,588 - Follows: 3,706 - Updated: 6/13/2017 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Art of Getting Fluffed by ChocolateSparrow reviews
Like every professional, Edward Cullen needs the right tools for the job. But what happens when they just don't work anymore? Cue Bella Swan, an expert at being in the wrong place at the wrong time. The adventures of Bunny and Fluff. Short funny chapters rated M for a reason.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 71,567 - Reviews: 4668 - Favs: 2,031 - Follows: 3,235 - Updated: 2/5/2016 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Edward, Bella
Drinking Problems by luluwolfkill reviews
"How can you teach a vampire to abstain from humans?" I asked Carlisle. "Starve them and take them to the zoo?" He shook his head at me and smiled. "Rehab," he said. Rehab for vampires. It was the worst idea I'd ever heard.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 36,558 - Reviews: 959 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 592 - Updated: 1/5/2016 - Published: 3/18/2013 - Edward, Bella
Yes by GeekChic12 reviews
"He talks to me sometimes. I mean, it's usually sort of one-sided, but… every once in a while, he'll make eye contact with me, and I feel like I've won the lottery or something." A boy most people overlook. A girl who sees just how amazing he is. All human. High School. Dedicated to lellabeth.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,262 - Reviews: 3053 - Favs: 3,125 - Follows: 2,182 - Updated: 12/1/2015 - Published: 12/13/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Plowed by GeekChic12 reviews
On a dreary Monday morning, he plowed right in to her life. Will she see him for who he is and let him in? ExB, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 50,000 - Reviews: 2299 - Favs: 1,843 - Follows: 1,722 - Updated: 7/15/2015 - Published: 2/25/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Diva Diaries by KiyaRaven reviews
*TAKEN DOWN. MANY APOLOGIES.* Dear Diary, When he left, I became numb. Safe in a bubble of denial and bitterness. Now, he's back, and I've agreed to be his co-star in a new Broadway play. Obviously, if there were a Nation of Stupid People, I would be their Queen. A/H
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,477 - Reviews: 12863 - Favs: 5,888 - Follows: 5,248 - Updated: 2/19/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Drop by lola-pops reviews
That was the summer everyone stopped looking at me as Ben's little sister. Bonfires and beer. Sand and sun. We just kept climbing higher. None of us were ready for the drop.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,739 - Reviews: 1770 - Favs: 1,611 - Follows: 2,287 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 6/10/2014 - Bella, Edward
Girl Code by LayAtHomeMom reviews
Friends are forever, boys are whatever - unless it's Edward Cullen. Then the gloves come off.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 65,949 - Reviews: 3113 - Favs: 2,502 - Follows: 2,314 - Updated: 10/30/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Merman by EZRocksAngel reviews
Bella's willpower is tested by the young hottie at the pool. Older and wiser she makes a move that will change their lives forever. E/B AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,953 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 1,259 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 9/22/2014 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Prettiest Regret by TheFicChick reviews
He looks like summer. He looks like freedom. He looks like the best kind of bad idea.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,264 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 843 - Follows: 455 - Published: 8/25/2014 - Edward, Bella - Complete
American Lit by poppyandpeony reviews
Sylvia Plath said "If you expect nothing from anybody, you're never disappointed." Bella Swan would have to agree. Then again, she hasn't met Edward Cullen…yet. A wit-fit. Rated M for later chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 35,359 - Reviews: 1734 - Favs: 747 - Follows: 1,379 - Updated: 8/8/2014 - Published: 6/4/2014 - Bella, Edward
The Babysitter by plummy reviews
Everybody said Rose was perfect for me, and this weekend I was going to find out if it was true. That was the plan, until I met her sister.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 35,055 - Reviews: 782 - Favs: 2,001 - Follows: 2,212 - Updated: 7/17/2014 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Almost by lola-pops reviews
Flannel. Weed. Nirvana. One fall day changes everything. Five friends navigate high school, relationships and their futures.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,719 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 715 - Updated: 3/11/2014 - Published: 2/21/2014 - Complete
Lust by planetblue reviews
My take on the sin for the SALIGIA compilation: "Seven sinful one shots from seven of the Twilight fandom's most sinful."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,054 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 178 - Published: 3/7/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
SALIGIA by The Sinners reviews
Seven sinful one-shots from seven of the Twilight Fandom's most sinful.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 89,576 - Reviews: 775 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 3/5/2014 - Published: 3/4/2014 - Complete
Just A Kiss by MissWinkles reviews
All Bella wants is a kiss. Just one toe-curling, mind-numbing, world-rocking kiss. Enter; one night of alcohol-fueled mischief and who knows what could happen. E/B. Fluff. So much fluff.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,027 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 150 - Published: 2/16/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Spy Games by Jenn1987 reviews
Powerful and successful, Isabella Swan held the world in the palm of her hand. Unfortunately for her, so did Edward Cullen. Written for the "Forbidden Affairs" contest and placed third. OOC, AH/AU, E/B, Rated M for Language and Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 291,593 - Reviews: 2977 - Favs: 3,906 - Follows: 2,226 - Updated: 1/21/2014 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Superhero In The Stacks by lellabeth reviews
'He's beautiful, but he doesn't notice me. Nobody does.' Bella's insecurities have forced her to hide away from the world, but her Library Boy changes everything..
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 20,666 - Reviews: 2034 - Favs: 1,620 - Follows: 982 - Updated: 1/16/2014 - Published: 8/27/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Maid to Watch by lellabeth reviews
Hotel maid Bella stumbles upon a guest in a compromising position. Sometimes, it's better to watch. Rated M for a reason.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,493 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 915 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 1/7/2014 - Published: 1/3/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Burning Up by 0Life-is-a-Song0 reviews
Nick never moved on from Aleze Bennett. He harbored her love; he let the flames breathe. People warned him about getting burned, but he's a ticking time bomb anyway. He's reckless, volatile. He'll do what he can to get her back. Guess what? Time's up.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,032 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 1/1/2014 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy
Kissing Kitties by Honeybeemeadows reviews
A tale of two cats and their humans. Rated M for mic cords and a couple of lesbian felines.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,066 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 110 - Published: 9/11/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 150,577 - Reviews: 20535 - Favs: 14,052 - Follows: 5,715 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
Confessions After Dark by 2DrunkUnicorns reviews
"Everyone has something they'd like to confess…" Every Friday night, he calls. And every time he calls, I listen. A story about what happens when fantasy blends into reality – when the secrets we share are just as important as the secrets we keep.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 23,240 - Reviews: 2820 - Favs: 1,619 - Follows: 1,568 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 8/20/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Air by Rochelle Allison reviews
Edward and Bella meet at a summer barbeque. A story about - what else - falling for someone, hard. Once a WitFit.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 32,233 - Reviews: 3709 - Favs: 3,852 - Follows: 1,640 - Updated: 7/5/2013 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Outside Agency by 2carm2carm2 reviews
PGA stud Edward Cullen is on a quest to win his first major when on the 10th hole, he hits a young pretty woman straight in the head with a golf ball. Will she turn out to be a lucky break? One-shot!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,776 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 130 - Published: 6/20/2013
Two Weeks by BelieveItOrNot reviews
Based on 'One Week' by Barenaked Ladies. It's been one week since she looked at him, threw her arms in the air and said, "You're crazy." Edward is in trouble with his girlfriend and her parents. Will he learn to swallow his pride and overcome his fears? Will helping his sister through troubles of her own help Edward to face his? E/B, A/J This is their Much Ado About Nothing
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,547 - Reviews: 591 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Twelve Days of Christmas by pattyrose reviews
On Christmas Eve, Edward Masen meets his girlfriend Rosalie's younger sister. The twelve days of Christmas will sure be interesting. All human. AU. ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,871 - Reviews: 2225 - Favs: 1,774 - Follows: 1,101 - Updated: 1/15/2013 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Seventh and Pine by iambeagle reviews
Eating food, drinking beer, and watching football are acceptable ways to spend your Thanksgiving Day. Wooing your niece's insanely attractive babysitter, however, is not. EPOV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,446 - Reviews: 1701 - Favs: 2,063 - Follows: 2,116 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 11/22/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Purple Banana Hammock by TheFicChick reviews
Like most women, I always found Speedos to be equal parts hilarious and horrifying. That all changed the day I saw Edward Cullen wearing one.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 52,150 - Reviews: 1189 - Favs: 3,233 - Follows: 1,135 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Eyes You Can't Ignore by callmepagliacci reviews
"And now, for my next trick, I will need a volunteer from the audience." My entry for the Public Lovin' Fanfiction Contest, 2012. Inspired by The Tea Party's "Psychopomp." M. AH. ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,145 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 68 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Girl in the Blue Dress by BelieveItOrNot reviews
"I took a plane, flew across the country, knew what I was leaving and where I was heading, but didn't really know what I might find." Bella uproots her life in search of change. Her flight leads her to possibilities she never expected, all starting with the turn of a star and a blue dress. One door closes, another opens. Edward/Bella AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,272 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 97 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Last Man Standing by m7707 reviews
Edward's mind snaps after fighting his need for Bella's blood in Biology class. A gruesome, murderous vampire rampage through the people and town of Forks ensues. This is a graphic horror story, folks, with just a touch of black humor. More warnings inside. AU One shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,078 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Edward - Complete
Sugar by SunKing reviews
Edward's side of the Sticky Sweet story. Mostly in order, but it's better to read Sticky Sweet first.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 15,841 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sticky Sweet by SunKing reviews
City Girl Bella meets Class Clown Edward when she moves to small-town Tennessee. He's gorgeous, flirtatious, and possibly downright nuts. Can she hold onto her heart around a guy who flirts with anything that breathes? So much fluff.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 19,983 - Reviews: 742 - Favs: 654 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
True Nature by m7707 reviews
An expert in vampire psychology, Dr. Bella Swan is assigned to the Institute's most intriguing captive to date: Edward Cullen. But who is studying whom? AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,162 - Reviews: 1694 - Favs: 1,335 - Follows: 1,299 - Updated: 9/24/2012 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Bella, Edward
Off the Market by JustAskSunKing reviews
Edward's the consummate bachelor, always happy to close the deal and move on to the next. Bella's his business partner with an obvious McMansion-sized crush. One night of celebrating changes everything. Has Bella sold herself short, or will Edward finally take himself off the market? Drabbly and fluffy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 11,672 - Reviews: 942 - Favs: 715 - Follows: 516 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cake by wildflowers82 reviews
Edward moved away and Bella's now happy with his best friend, Jasper. A visit home stirs up old desires and new temptations. Very mature. ExBxJ One-shot
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,596 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 83 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Complete
Out of My Head, I Sang by Incog Ninja reviews
Originally posted in June of 2011. AH. What can you learn about yourself in one night? A college student and her best friends follow their favorite rock band during their Summer break, then one night she and the lead singer learn something about themselves and each other.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,823 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 117 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mission Possible by twistedcoincidence reviews
It all begins with a spark, and a girl on a mission. All set to the music of seals barking. A place for a rambling love story. AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,910 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 279 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Bella, Edward
Move Like You Want by thimbles reviews
Every single gig has been hours and hours of torturous foreplay, played out on a stage for everyone around us to see. I watch you. I want you. And tonight, if you're willing, I'm going to have you. M for musicians, some swearing and sex.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,135 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 130 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dear Veronica by cosmogirl7481 reviews
1994 was the year that The Cranberries lingered on our radios and Jordan Catalano was still the hottest boy we could imagine. But it was also the year that Bella Swan decided to keep a diary. A record of her actions. A place to share her thoughts.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 42,852 - Reviews: 4786 - Favs: 1,245 - Follows: 1,117 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Brighter, Appease, Venture by Rochelle Allison reviews
NEW FICTIONISTA WORKSHOP WITFITS: APRIL 2012 - JUNE 2012. started with Brighter. Continued with Appease. Finishing with Venture.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 77 - Words: 153,915 - Reviews: 9301 - Favs: 1,867 - Follows: 1,332 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Adult Book Store by cosmogirl7481 reviews
Bella drove past every day…curious, frustrated, repressed and longing. Secretly needing something, but too afraid to ask. Until one day, she wasn't.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,094 - Reviews: 2525 - Favs: 2,454 - Follows: 1,413 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Best I Ever Had by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Sex between friends complicates everything. Bella knows this. But she has no idea how much more Edward is going to complicate things.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,919 - Reviews: 7639 - Favs: 11,649 - Follows: 6,130 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Grasping Darkness by KiyaRaven reviews
She dreams of darkness. Lust. Passion. The man she fantasizes about has it all, especially the darkness. The problem is, he's not really a man. Rated M for language & dark themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 267,922 - Reviews: 8411 - Favs: 6,198 - Follows: 4,349 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Pinky Swear by kharizzmatik reviews
Bella always knew she loved her best friend, but it isn't until she finds out he's engaged that she remembers just how much. How far will she go to make him see he's marrying the wrong woman? A story about finding your heart and losing your head. AH E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 149,334 - Reviews: 7218 - Favs: 6,389 - Follows: 4,298 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Rebound by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
If the person is so right, does it matter if the timing is all wrong? E/B.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,823 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 1,035 - Follows: 1,057 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Turn by Sara's Girl reviews
One good turn always deserves another. Apparently. Epilogue compliant/AU. HPDM slash but some canon het along the way. Please trust me - I promise the epilogue will not bite you.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 321,769 - Reviews: 1887 - Favs: 3,042 - Follows: 1,114 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Take What You Want by purelyamuse reviews
Based on January 2012 witfit prompts. Though Bella's known Edward for years, they've just started hanging out. His crass, smelly boy self is not appealing, but his looks and charm are. How will she deal with her feelings for the gross, flirty boy?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 66,629 - Reviews: 2313 - Favs: 1,699 - Follows: 1,361 - Updated: 2/28/2012 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Watch Me by Rochelle Allison reviews
Bella's obsession with wristwatches & her preoccupation with the Sky God next door coalesce in a serendipitous way. Birthday onehsot for Michelle.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,332 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 861 - Follows: 253 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Contextually Speaking by cosmogirl7481 reviews
Bella spends her days surrounded by books and her nights immersed in them. Reading but not living. Imagining but not experiencing. One night changes everything. A story about wrong numbers and a stranger with all the right words.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 15,797 - Reviews: 3191 - Favs: 2,430 - Follows: 1,121 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Up To Scratch by Vican reviews
Mischievous alarm clocks, inappropriate Christmas gifts and slippery ice - Bella's day just keeps going from bad to worse. While thoroughly pissed off at the world, she finds her salvation in the unlikeliest of places
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 97,298 - Reviews: 1639 - Favs: 1,361 - Follows: 1,435 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Bella, Edward
Addicted by cosmogirl7481 reviews
Bella has a secret. But how long can she really keep it in the closet? A sexy little story with humor and drama. ExB, AH, and OOC. Rated M dirty language and content of a sexual nature.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,901 - Reviews: 2049 - Favs: 2,273 - Follows: 817 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Decision by windchymes reviews
Edward made a decision after that second biology lesson. Two years later that decision is challenged.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 96,613 - Reviews: 2638 - Favs: 3,399 - Follows: 1,985 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Golden Boy by stella luna sky reviews
The first time I saw him, he was the defeated quarterback of my school's rival team. I'm still not sure why I talked to him, but I know it's the smartest thing I've ever done. One shot, AU/AH, M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,272 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 2,463 - Follows: 1,545 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fictionista Wrkshp Summer 2011 Sultry, Malicious by Rochelle Allison reviews
New Witfit Stories, this time told one by one. "Sultry", "Malicious".
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 49,130 - Reviews: 4608 - Favs: 860 - Follows: 538 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Last Friday Night by KristenLynn reviews
On Saturday morning, Bella wakes up to a broken hand, a trashed apartment, and no memory of what caused either of them! When the photos show up on-line, Bella must figure out what—and who—she might have done last Friday night. AH, fun/fluff
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,694 - Reviews: 688 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Bella - Complete
What Do You Want For Breakfast? by Vican reviews
Newlyweds, kitchen sex, bacon and pancakes. That pretty much covers it. A silly little story for IcelandGirl812's birthday. ExB, AH, M-rated. Do not take any of the following seriously.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,367 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stolen Moments by TKegl reviews
On the eve of her birthday – for as long as she can remember – she's dreamed of him. But the dreams fade away in the morning light, as dreams are known to do…and Bella's not sure if the love of her life…is actually a figment of her imagination. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,637 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 873 - Follows: 237 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Straight From the Textbooks by weartheseshorts reviews
When Bella is late for her assigned study room, she has no choice but to share the back room with her very hot teacher from high school. Short story. Lemon. All-Human. Bella/Edward. Inspired by Jayeliwood's "Sexy Eddie Contest".
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 64,463 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 1,071 - Follows: 862 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Bella, Edward
Five Nights by theladyingrey42 reviews
She thinks that I'm rejecting her. I know I'm still rejecting myself. - Five nights that could have happened in Eclipse. You know, if you forget that whole abstinence thing. AU / ExB / EPOV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,060 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 151 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Hood by Lawn Girl reviews
Bella's crush on quiet Edward Cullen seems to be one sided. But when they start hanging out will things change or does it all stay in The Hood? My entry for the Twi-High Contest - now continued!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 163,626 - Reviews: 3226 - Favs: 3,251 - Follows: 1,814 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Concerto no 21 in C Major by LifeInTheSnow reviews
Every note bears meaning. The prelude to a concerto. One-shot. B/E, AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,045 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 53 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Still Life: In Focus by CrumblingFool reviews
The Twi25: 3 months, 5 picture prompts, 20 word prompts, drabbles and one shots.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 10,786 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Complete
Once More, With Feeling by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Exes and co-workers Edward & Bella are sent to investigate the strange happenings in Forks, but they might drive each other crazy figuring out what's going on in the town. And between them. Humor/Romance.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,595 - Reviews: 1576 - Favs: 1,657 - Follows: 2,112 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Bella, Edward
Give Me A Reason by IvyandLime reviews
Edward has a difficult decision to make. What happens on the rooftop with his neighbor will either make his decision easier or a lot harder. Written for the Fic a Pic contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,932 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Getting Lost by Vican reviews
A lonely author, a blue eyed angel, a golden mischief maker and the quintessential DILFward; mix them altogether, and what do you get? Only time will tell... AU/AH, rated M for adult content and language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 117,544 - Reviews: 836 - Favs: 863 - Follows: 959 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Drowned Out by Vican reviews
Written for the Fic A Pic Contest. After spending a century involuntarily invading people's minds, Edward's only way to cope is to stay away – but who knew 20 minutes on a rooftop could make such a difference? AU, canon couples, M-rated
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,454 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 74 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sessions by Rochelle Allison reviews
sparks, serenades, sexy smiles...sessions.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,722 - Reviews: 2475 - Favs: 1,979 - Follows: 797 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Wrapped in a Bow by CyraBear reviews
Grad student Edward Cullen comes home one day to find a very unexpected Christmas gift. A one-shot written for the fabulous Ms. DeJean Smith for the Sparkling Citrus 2010 Secret Santa exchange.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,236 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 72 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Bella, Edward
My Love Shall Ever Live Young extras by Starshinedown reviews
A collection of one-shots and shorts that accompany Aengus and My Love Shall Ever Live Young. Chapter 1 is "Her" which was previously a stand alone one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,554 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 12/10/2010 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Catch 22 by Jad fic reviews
As if NEWTS weren't enough, Dumbledore's gone and had another one of his bright ideas. If all ends well, the Houses will be getting along in no time. Or according to Harry's correspondent, hailing the Apocalypse. OotP/HBP/DH disregaded.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 50,431 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 674 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 12/7/2010 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Bella Hears a Who? by philadelphic reviews
Just a bit of fun, originally posted on Breath-of-Twilight's Halloween Countdown. When your crush is your coworker and your work is all about sexual harassment training, does it take a supernatural event to finally make your move? Probably all human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,978 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 83 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Super by CrumblingFool reviews
My entry for the A Picture Says It All contest. When the little stuff added up the universe was trying to say something. It was saying, "Stay home, Bella Swan." However, there is only so long a girl can reasonably be expected to go without Diet Coke.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,855 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 85 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Caught by kris salvador reviews
A sleeping Edward, a naughty Bella and a bunch of dancing food. Winner of the Bloodthristy Belles and Sinful Senoritas challenge. More on the sinful, fluffy side. One-shot. Reworked.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,460 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 118 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Fixation by Feisty Y. Beden reviews
Edward has a dirty secret. Bella is invisible. One strange day brings them together. One-shot entry for AwkWard contest. AH, E/B, flangst.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,392 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 9/4/2010 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Complete
Stockholm Syndrome: Absolution by Lemon Muffins reviews
Kidnapped at 17. Held hostage. Brought home years later, Bella is different. Are her feelings for her kidnapper the result of the mental affliction Stockholm Syndrome, or are they real? Love and deception aren't always black and white. AU-H, dark themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,080 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Bella
My Love Shall Ever Live Young by Starshinedown reviews
The sequel to Aengus. When the love of your life is a god who holds grudges like no one you've ever met and is eyeballs deep in mythological intrigue, a fairytale ending can be hard to reach. All human. Rated M for a reason!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 87,958 - Reviews: 672 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 506 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Thicker than Water by twistedcoincidence reviews
Sisters have a special bond, stronger than friendship, more sacred than a significant other. Bella has always been the perfect big sister, then again, her sister has never possessed something so appealing. AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,436 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 787 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Bella - Complete
Feed My Flame by Burrberry Bugsy reviews
Bella meets Edward at a carnival, immediately intrigued by his bad-boy exterior. They say never fight fire with fire or you'll end up burned. "Something's telling me you need a little bad in your life, Bella.." Bday present for IcelandGirl812! LEMON, BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,123 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 69 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Volition by Rochelle Allison reviews
It's Belfast, N.Ireland and the year is 1972. Bella's worried about her brother and his best friend, Edward, and their dangerous involvement in the Irish Republican Army. Is it really wise to fall in love with a rebel? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 150,667 - Reviews: 4863 - Favs: 4,461 - Follows: 1,620 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Mama's Wedding by Isannah reviews
Bella barely escaped her mother's trailer trash life style. Now she's back to see Renee get married and everything else she's been missing out on all these years. 3rd Place Winner in the Trailer Trash Cullen One-shot Contest! Humor with a romantic twist!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,032 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Bella - Complete
The Afternoon Adventures of Edward and Willy by 22blue reviews
A one shot written for the Support Stacey Auction. Smutty, vulgar, and meant for fun. AH, borderline crackfic. Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,989 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Crossroads by Lemon Muffins reviews
In the deep south, in the woods next to the bayou, two paths meet in a clearing. A crossroads. Some say the devil himself may appear to take your soul at a crossroads... AU. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,919 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stay by Burrberry Bugsy reviews
"I'm still in love with who I wish you were.." Sometimes, you have to forget what you feel and remember what you deserve. One-shot. EPOV. Dedicated to a good friend of mine.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,914 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Edward - Complete
The Yes Project by justaskalice reviews
A Fandom Gives Back oneshot for Legna989. Bella is sick of her lackluster love life, and Alice has the perfect solution.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,788 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 100 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Oceanic by Rochelle Allison reviews
Waterbeds can be sexy. Who knew? Edward and Bella, best friends to more-than-friends. Once a WitFit.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,348 - Reviews: 1407 - Favs: 1,866 - Follows: 652 - Updated: 8/5/2010 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Little Less Than Before by Burrberry Bugsy reviews
Bella learns to deal with rejection the hard way by having to watch the man she loves marry her best friend. Who better to help her out than the provocative best man, Edward Cullen? "Your feelings for me are there, Bella, you're just ignoring them." E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 89,767 - Reviews: 3220 - Favs: 2,420 - Follows: 2,793 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Bella, Edward
Between the Bars by theladyingrey42 reviews
She dances from my arms into his, never knowing the damage she inflicts, nor the risk she runs as she tests my control. I want to be everything to her, but I can no more change my past than I can bring myself to let her go. Summer Lovin' Contest Winner
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,257 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 78 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Complete
Snapshots: The Twilight 25, Spring 2010 by theladyingrey42 reviews
Snapshots into the lives the Twilight characters. All pairings, all ratings. Canon, AU and AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 60,199 - Reviews: 852 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/31/2010 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Complete
This Still Life by CrumblingFool reviews
The Twi25: 3 months, 25 picture prompts, drabbles and one shots.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 9,356 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Complete
In Verse & Reverse by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
"I'm going to be in love with you. I know it. I can't… I can't say I am right now because I think that these things mean more with time, but one day, I want to hold your hand and look at you and tell you, 'remember that day I told you about? It's here.'"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,644 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 85 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
With or Without You by Rochelle Allison reviews
Edward and Bella were once high school sweethearts. Years later, their lives converge unexpectedly, forcing Bella to deal with and accept things she's long since tried to move past. This story started with "Trampoline", once a WitFit prompt.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 43,697 - Reviews: 4301 - Favs: 3,090 - Follows: 1,465 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Major Misconduct by m7707 reviews
Edward Cullen - hot high school hockey player. Bella Swan - shy high school student. They've admired each other from afar, so what happens when they finally meet? Will they be strong enough to handle a threat from his past? No good deed goes unpunished...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 160,515 - Reviews: 5021 - Favs: 6,865 - Follows: 2,847 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Curtains by Rochelle Allison reviews
Sometimes, no matter how much you love someone, they won't love you back. Or maybe they just can't... right now. This is the WitFit plot "Curtains", novella-style.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 26,167 - Reviews: 1821 - Favs: 1,506 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mercy, Mercy Me by orchidvines reviews
Elizabeth is a gum-snapping Meryton High teen and Darcy just happens to absolutely suck at being affectionate. No big. One-shot! Hay.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,027 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 62 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Complete
Twenty Months by Dee12 reviews
Today was the day Fitzwilliam Marcus Darcy would reclaim his sense of propriety, snap out of this funk, and bring pride back to the Darcy name. And then a pregnant girl decided it would be a very good idea to stop by and ruin his life.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 88,101 - Reviews: 2360 - Favs: 1,727 - Follows: 1,069 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 10/17/2006 - Complete
Fred Flintstone, Meet Mr Cullen by gray.and.yellow reviews
TFLN contest entry collaboration by AmelieGray & YellowGlue. Superhealthybella's got it bad for her Bio teacher with a sweet tooth. M for language and citrus. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,549 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 45 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Motorcycles by Pastiche Pen reviews
From NM: "The anger was what I wanted to hear—false, fabricated evidence that he cared, a dubious gift from my subconscious." Vamp-AU. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,197 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Bella - Complete
Bad Penny by elusivetwilight reviews
In the sultry summer heat, Bella finds a dirty penny. Can she expect more in exchange from the person who finds her? One Shot written for the Fun With Your Clothes On Contest. AUAH E&B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,553 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Twisted Bottle by SavageWoman reviews
Take two-years of unrequited love, a frat party with lots of alcohol, one new drinking game, and a dash of UST and shake it all up. A collaboration between SavageWoman and Belli486 for the "Fun With Your Clothes On" Contest. AH Rated M for Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,158 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 42 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Levi Lovin' by SuperstarNanna reviews
While on a school trip, Bella and her long-time crush Edward find themselves together in a tent on a very cold night. What happens when Edward gets his chance to help keep Bella warm? Fun With Your Clothes On contest entry. AH. Rated M for lemonade.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,884 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 93 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Beloved Window by Muff'Nbutter reviews
When Bella moves to Forks, she's surprised that there's someone living in the house across from hers... and even more so that her window faces directly into someone else's! AU, all human BxE all the way... enjoy! Nominated 4 times at The Twilight Awards!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 71,700 - Reviews: 1306 - Favs: 1,073 - Follows: 1,115 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Bella, Edward
Strapped by queenofpancakes7 reviews
FOR THE AWKWARD CONTEST - by bananapancakes7 & queenofgrey - Some anniversary memories are meant to be scrapbooked. Some are meant to be scrapped, completely. Rated M for cringe-worthy situations, inappropriate language, & sex that is all kinds of weird.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,377 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Two Weeks by Lemon Muffins reviews
It's been 9 years since graduation and everyone has drifted apart. When it's decided to spend two weeks together, getting to know their old friends and old flames again, complications ensue and old secrets come into the open to change them all. AH, ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,910 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Bella, Edward
So Be It by SophiaAnne reviews
Happy Harry is here again, live and streaming right into where you live. Are you ready for me?” Will Bella Swan find out who's behind the sexy voice that has her all hot and bothered? BxE - AU/AH, OOC, Lemons and Language. Now revised and expanded.
Crossover - Pump Up The Volume & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,484 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 1,009 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Bella - Complete
Right Now by hyacinthgirl18 reviews
Edward’s parents don’t approve of the relationship between their son and their daughter Alice’s tutor, Bella. But, as we all learned in Romeo and Juliet, young love isn’t easily conquered. M for lang.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,710 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Basements, Batman and the Art of Quiet Flip Flops by PerfectlyPersuasive reviews
If there is anything that you should take away from this tale, it's that Edward is a smart boy, no cats were harmed and nobody, I repeat, nobody has a golden snatch. My entry for the FML Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,873 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Edward - Complete
Lead Us Not Into Temptation by twighlitFF reviews
Bad Bella Good Edward Forced Christianity Awesome One Shot. Winner of the "Twi-High Anonymous Challenge." Rated for teenagers doing grownup stuff.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,017 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 83 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Complete
I Hate You with an Insurmountable Passion by Crittab reviews
Bella Swan would like to think she truly hates Edward Cullen. Of course, that's what makes sex with him so damn fun. E/B, All Human, AU. Rated a hard M for Lemons. Complete. NEW: An outtake auctioned off in support of Haiti!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 53,981 - Reviews: 1540 - Favs: 2,306 - Follows: 981 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
On a Clear Day by Sara's Girl reviews
Draco Malfoy is waiting for his real life to begin, and it appears that he's not the only one. Coffee, charity, and the wisdom of the elderly. HPDM. Oneshot of epic proportions.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 43,663 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 1,918 - Follows: 152 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
My Body, Your Body by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
Short one-shot inspired by an ee cumming's poem. “You are a goddess,” I whisper to her, and watch the contradicting earth in her eyes as she loves me, I love her, we love, “You bring me beauty in life. You, my darling..."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Lockersecks & Candy by Kassiah reviews
How will Edward react when he sees Bella wearing her cheerleading uniform after being away from her for six days? Written for FFFA. Rated M for lockersecks and language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,514 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 105 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Secret by Twilighter620 reviews
Contd. "Secret One-Shot." Edward Masen is the disillusioned Lieutenant of the SPD's SWAT unit. He soon realizes his fascination with the fiery SWJ reporter, Isabella Woods - who's identity is not all it seems. Will Edward change his ways and fall in love?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 247,060 - Reviews: 3181 - Favs: 1,711 - Follows: 1,782 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Edward, Bella
Burn by vix2020 reviews
After years of war and unrequited love, an Infantryman returns from the front, reuniting with the only girl he ever wanted. RATED M. Officer and a Gentleman Contest Judge's Choice Winner.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,439 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 77 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
About a Geek by AndYouLoveHer reviews
When Awkward meets the Swan
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,791 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Bella, Edward
A Real Man by ddpjclaf reviews
Jace's POV after his and Clary's kiss in the Seelie Court in COA.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 45 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Jace W. - Complete
Too Darn Hot by Sara's Girl reviews
The heat is a Slytherin's enemy. Doom, doom, doom. 7th-year AU fluffy!verse. Slightly cracky pre-slash. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 66 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Grocery List by hyacinthgirl18 reviews
Bella meets Edward while shopping at the grocery store one night. She goes back every night after with a new song and the occasional problem, hoping to stump the hot guy who loves music and... her? M for smut and language, short story AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,824 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 11/26/2009 - Published: 11/16/2009
Figments by lilaya reviews
What happens when Gemma and some of her old friends meet? What happens when she's in college? What happens when some new ones are thrown into the mix? Are all the things that are happening just figments of her imagination? Read and find out!
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,551 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Complete
Bella Swan and the Seven Cullens by Lemon Muffins reviews
Oh yeah, I went there. Disney will be jealous of the drama, scandal, love and hate put into this version of Snow White, where Bella is forced out of her home by her evil stepmother, but rescued by the handsome angel she saw in the woods: Edward. AU AH ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,146 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Bella, Edward
Her Own Particular Shade of Ebony by theladyingrey42 reviews
Jasper's vampire senses and crimson eyes set him apart. His ability to pull back the veil of the world and taste emotions like colors makes him alone. Until he encounters a human girl whose darkness is the most intense shade of ebony he's ever known.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,291 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
I'll Kill You Tomorrow, My Queen by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
My usual prey are the strong. I like to tear them apart, bring them down to the same level as everyone else. But I wanted something different for once. I wanted to kill someone weak. I chose Bella Swan. Too bad I misjudged her strength. AH. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,957 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 201 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Hear, Say by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
New girl Bella moves to Forks, is spun in circles by mysterious Edward Cullen, and has seventeen conversations that change her life. Some people are all talk. One-shot AH E/B.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,674 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 136 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Darkness of the Cathedral by Jazz2305 reviews
Two lost souls, echoing through the night. She lights a candle, her wishes unknown while he watches from the shadows. The night holds a multitude of secrets and dark, lost desires. The clouds are rolling in... AH, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,055 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 10/17/2009 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Bella, Edward
Misconceptions and Fresh Chances by Jazz2305 reviews
Player Edward finds his head turned when Bella returns to Forks, but she is no blushing innocent and is not easily distracted. Could the player of Forks High have met his match? All human, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,159 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Bella, Edward
Settling by theladyingrey42 reviews
Bella settled for Emmett. Then his best friend Edward came into her life, along with his wife and daughter. What will she do when she realizes the only thing she wants is all that she can never have? O/S for Ninapolitan's DILFward. AH/OOC, BxE eventually
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,374 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 765 - Follows: 170 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Talk to Me by Sara's Girl reviews
When the usual channels of communication are shut down, the most surprising people can find a way in. A strange little love story. HPDM slash, AU 7th-year fluffy!verse.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,550 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 2,577 - Follows: 301 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
If Love Could Light a Candle by Pastiche Pen reviews
Edward Cullen: telepath, vampire, and psychologist. When a new patient ignites unfamiliar feelings in his soul, can he reconcile his past with his future? A la Midnight Sun. Warnings: Violence, lots of character death, and the usual. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 112,620 - Reviews: 2928 - Favs: 3,442 - Follows: 1,658 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sandwich Dreams by heelstominivan reviews
Foul-mouthed & reckless, Bella was carrying around a suitcase full of drama when she met Edward. Their rollercoaster ride involves bad language & juicy lemons, but when put together it forms one very funny beautiful mess. AH. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 60,565 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 9/24/2009 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Bella, Edward
Always Running by Jazz2305 reviews
Betrayal and dark secrets forced Bella to flee for protection. The Cullen Group saved her for now, but even they fight a losing battle. Jasper and Edward struggle to protect the original danger magnet, but will Edward be more than just her bodyguard? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,881 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Bella, Edward
When VeganElla Met NakedWard by Lemon Muffins reviews
Bella is a vegan and an activist in the extreme. When she climbs into a stranger's window to escape an opposing viewpoint, who knows what sparks will fly? Rated M for language and implied sexual content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,356 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Rainfall by Sara's Girl reviews
So what if Draco has a rain kink? Everyone likes something weird. AU 7th-year fluffy!verse. HPDM. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,738 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 654 - Follows: 84 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Clear Sight by Phantom-writer3739 reviews
My entry for the Once Upon a Twilight Contest. Bella Swan stumbles upon a mysterious man who is as still as a statue but with a beating heart. She releases him from his paralysis and he helps her out... by kidnapping her. Not that she minds too much. AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,282 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Wishing Tree by poppyandpeony reviews
Even the purest of wishes don’t often come true. This is the story of one that did. Entry for the Once Upon a Twilight Contest.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,020 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Wild Horses by SophiaAnne reviews
Post New Moon, pre Eclipse. AU. Edward and the Cullens have returned to Forks following Bella's Italian intervention and life has returned to normal, until a series of strange visions begin to plague Alice, forcing Edward to rethink his resolutions.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,169 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/18/2009 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Good Bella, Bad Bella by off-the-deep-end reviews
The much awaited story surrounding the one-shot 'White Carpet and Wall Sconces'. Read and Review. M FOR A REASON. Bad Boy Edward Cullen meets the studious Bella Swan. Do opposites really attract? And what is Edward's secret?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 119,167 - Reviews: 4452 - Favs: 5,352 - Follows: 3,217 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Butterflies and Bella Lunas by suspenders reviews
Edward and Bella have been best friends since high school and now a lapse in judgement one night will change everything. Will he be able to win her heart before it's too late? Canon Pairings. M for a reason
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,310 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 12/9/2008
Foundations by Sara's Girl reviews
When one door closes, another one opens... with a bit of a push. Life, love and complications. Sequel to Reparations. HPDM slash. COMPLETED.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 249,430 - Reviews: 1041 - Favs: 1,723 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
TMI by Namariel reviews
Because people do it like bunnies, and that's fine; but it doesn't mean you want to hear them. Bella and Edward converge in the woods unexpectedly. Hilarity is the only possible outcome. Oh. And TMI. Right.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,611 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 82 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Tanqueray & Tonic and Other Assorted Cocktales by wtvoc reviews
side notes from Scotch, Gin, and the New Girl by jandco and withthevampsofcourse. outtakes, if you will. starting with emmett. rated M for well... sexytimes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,062 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 11/6/2008
Office Stiff by xXx.Kiss.Me.Crimson.xXx reviews
Edward Cullen was absolutely gorgeous, able to make any girl swoon and faint at his feet. Problem? He was stiffer than a sexually deprived man's erection. Bella comes in as his nervous new assistant. Problem? Nobody had lasted longer than a week. AU. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,478 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Edward, Bella
Boys of Summer by Rochelle Allison reviews
Bella's sixteenth birthday is made perfect by a kiss from a beautiful boy, but then she doesn't see him again for three years. Does he even remember her?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,759 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 1,050 - Follows: 262 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Highlander by Namariel reviews
Scotland, April 1745. With the Battle of Culloden casting a shadow over their heads, Edward and Bella share their last days together. BPOV. One-shot for the Age of Edward contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,704 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 6/11/2009 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Secret Sideshots, Outtakes, and More by Twilighter620 reviews
Side-shots, outtakes, and other gratuitous smut and fun from the "Secret" story. Rated M for mature content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,368 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
Two Hundred Years of Solitude by philadelphic reviews
AH, AU Original idea that led to alternate AU for "You Don't Know Me". Edward was never turned into a vampire, but lived to be 107- just in time to meet Bella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 61 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
You Don't Know Me by philadelphic reviews
For the Age of Edward contest. AU, AH 1950's Chicago. Cynical lawyer and confirmed bachelor Edward Masen is looking for a secretary who can handle him. He gets more than he bargained for in the form of a shy, mysterious girl fresh off the bus from Forks.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,353 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 179 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Edward, Bella
Need to Know by Sara's Girl reviews
Some are born to matchmake, some have matchmaking thrust upon them, and this whole thing is Neville's fault, anyway. HPDM. AU 7th year fluffy!verse, pre-slash. Ron's POV. Very, very silly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,600 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 892 - Follows: 80 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Ma bibliothèque Beau by belovedbeauty reviews
A soft chuckle alerted me of his presence, and I rounded at the velvety tone, my heart beating wildly in my chest. "Edward?" AU/AH-Entry for Daddy's little Cannibal and Bronzehairedgirl620's Epic T rated contest.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,050 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Going To Sleep by Babette12 reviews
After being wounded on the field of battle in Gettysburg, Edward contemplates the significant events of his life. One-shot for the Age of Edward contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,886 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 28 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Hello, Stranger by Burrberry Bugsy reviews
A college class has everyone pairing up as married couples for 28 days. But how hard would it be to focus on passing the class when you’re paired up with your worst enemy’s girlfriend? How much worse when you actually started to fall for her? ON HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 145,802 - Reviews: 2710 - Favs: 2,278 - Follows: 2,309 - Updated: 5/9/2009 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Bella, Edward
Twilyte: A Spoof by xLIVE-N-LOVE reviews
A rewrite of the movie done with a friend. NOT FINISHED. Rated M for language, sexuality and pantsless-ness. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,352 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/8/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008
Lyrical Lies by 0Life-is-a-Song0 reviews
He could make symphonies as a child with millions running on his music, demanding more and more as he did what he loved to do. Music was his passion, his love. Then some jazzed up redneck comes along, and suddenly things aren't so simple anymore.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,972 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 6/24/2007
The Next Twenty Four Hours by Sara's Girl reviews
In twenty-four hours, the Ministry will take your life. Until then, I’m all yours. HPDM slash, first person narrative. Character death. Quick, rough, raw, sad. My apologies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,718 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 67 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Bewitched by belovedbeauty reviews
When I was mere inches from him, he suddenly shook himself from his stupor and stared at me. I was bewitching him, like he was to me. And it looked like he was at war with himself—trying to figure out the right move. - AU AH B/E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,000 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Corrupted Lives by edwardlovesbellaforever reviews
EB AU/AH/OOC When Bella discovers devastating news about Edward's past, she's not sure how to continue on with her life normally. Especially since Edward is her life. Now, Bella must ask herself how far she's willing to go to save the man she loves.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,991 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 4/22/2009 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Doctor and Mr Cullen by suspenders reviews
Bella relocates to Seattle to begin her life as a surgeon. Along the way she meets dazzling musician, Edward, and finds herself drawn to this man she doesn't know. She'll soon find out she is more connected to him than she ever knew. Canon Pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,579 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
Going Down? by gemmabobella reviews
submission for ninapolitan's cocktease contest Edward and Bella pairing. Sometimes all you need is a push in the right direction, or to be trapped in an elevator with a beautiful stranger AUAH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,864 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 833 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Haunting by Sara's Girl reviews
As Theo Nott’s study partner, Harry finds out more than he ever wanted to know about Slytherin traditions. HPDM slash. Harry/Theo friendship. Ridiculous, silly fluff. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,852 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 1,368 - Follows: 197 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Forbidden Romance by edwardlovesbellaforever reviews
After returning home from college, Edward embarks on a passionate affair with his father's girlfriend who just so happens to be the same age as him. AU All human EB! OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 94,343 - Reviews: 1668 - Favs: 1,988 - Follows: 851 - Updated: 3/27/2009 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Your Healing Touch by Burrberry Bugsy reviews
A secret that could quite possibly be one of the biggest things she was hiding from the world. And I, a man who didn't know her or anything about her life at all, was in on it. But, if it took days or weeks or even months, I would help her. DISCONTINUED
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,517 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Edward, Bella
Retraction Attraction by remy7marie reviews
AU / AH Gossip columnist Bella Swan has published something that lawyer Edward Cullen does not like... It may end up being the best thing that happened to either of them. Rated M for later chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,471 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 3/12/2009 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Bella, Edward
Let Me Save You by suspenders reviews
A poem of sorts. She is broken and doesn't know she can be fixed, until Edward saves her. An angsty journey through Bella's need to not be broken anymore. Very Short, an entry into the Make it Count Contest.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Being a Master at Ignoring the Obvious by sockpuppet82 reviews
“Look,” he said, pointing somewhere behind Malfoy’s head. “Something expensive.” Ron's a fellow master at ignoring the obvious, Hermione's easy to distract, and Draco...Harry's not sure if Draco's just humouring him, or really really dense.H/D slash&crack
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,787 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 1,427 - Follows: 204 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Gotta Be Something More by Head-First-Fearless reviews
That was it-his undoing and mine. We were no longer Bella and Edward, best friends. In that moment, we were just a boy and a girl about to express with our bodies what our mouths never could. SMC Contest entry! AU/AH Lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,969 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 43 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fascination by Sara's Girl reviews
Some would call it obsession, but when it comes to Draco Malfoy, Harry just can't stand not knowing. AU-ish post-war Hogwarts!fic...an experiment, I guess. Pre-slash. HPDM.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,176 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 54 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Sister in the Lab by efficacious humorosity reviews
AU. Booth's sister and her two best friends come to stay with him for the summer. How will her presence influence Booth and Bones' relationship? And how are the three teenagers connected to a murder case? BB
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,626 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 12/1/2008 - Published: 11/12/2008 - S. Booth, T. Brennan
The Fires of Jealousy by Revontuli reviews
Someone likes Bella a little too much for Edward's taste. Post-Eclipse
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,064 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/29/2008 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Anatomy of the Heart by 0Life-is-a-Song0 reviews
He scorned the way she talked, the way she looked, the way she breathed. He hated how she laughed, how she thought, how she walked. He couldn't stand her voice, her hair, her eyes. He couldn't get away, couldn't leave, had to have.... her. P&P FINISHED
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 137,842 - Reviews: 863 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 10/3/2008 - Published: 5/13/2007 - Complete
Figure Me Out by Neica reviews
“She’s bitter. She’s practically mute. She has walls built so high around herself -no one can get through to her. She’s Isabella Swan- your new, loner roommate.” When Jasper's brother comes to stay at his apartment, Bella is less than happy. B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,185 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 9/28/2008 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Bella, Edward
A World Without Sound by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
AU, BxE. My name is Bella Swan; good at sign language and karate. My best friend is deaf, and you know what? It doesn't matter. Won twice at Twilight Awards, and has been nominated more. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,849 - Reviews: 7810 - Favs: 9,791 - Follows: 2,804 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Loss by Muff'Nbutter reviews
They were born to be best friends, born to love each other forever. But when tragedy strikes, will Bella remember that true love will survive through all? Will she be able to learn how to live without the one who taught her how to love in the first place?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,594 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Complete
Need To Know by Nikkipedia reviews
Jacob never gave the Cullens the whole story of when he told Charlie what they really were. He left out a few things. Like when Charlie thought he was gay.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,746 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Complete
Harry and Draco's Affair: The Poetic Version by faithwood reviews
I'll tell you a story, believe every word;, It's quite unique, nothing like you've ever heard;, In case you believed that, shame on you; This rhymes, yes, but truthfully, it's nothing new. POEM. Wait, don't run! Try it. HPDM. SLASH. Um, cracktastic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
That Summer by efficacious humorosity reviews
Modern P&P. The arrival of a new family in the neighborhood breaks the monotony of summer for Jane and Elizabeth Bennet. But how much of a change will the arrival of Charley Bingley and Will Darcy have on the neighborhood, on the Bennets in particular?
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 52,629 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 5/23/2008
Have a Nice Life, Mr Darcy by Srebrna reviews
An after-proposal quarrel, my take. Elizabeth and William, one scene, modern.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Complete
Sun by Gray Glube reviews
Of all the things my mind wanders too, I wish to remember none of what I’m accustomed to seek out. AU Gemma/Kartik
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,062 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Complete
Daymare by Nitlon reviews
Well, this isn't a very helpful summary, is it? Story formerly known as Night Cycle.
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,412 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/26/2008 - Published: 5/28/2008
Snapshots of Spence Elementary by Royal Typewriter reviews
Gemma and Company...about ten years into the past. Pretty much plotless drabble, but I think it's cute.
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,153 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 12/2/2007
Face Down by Greekchic reviews
Modern P&P. Will Darcy's dare was clear. Within 6 months, he needed to charm, date, and break up with Lizzy Bennet. What wasn't part of the dare, however, was falling in love with her. COMPLETE.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 123,761 - Reviews: 1293 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 5/26/2008 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Complete
Repulsion and Attraction by Kim Hoppy reviews
Both Jane and Charlie have to deal with the breakup of Elizabeth and Will. Modern
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,013 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/20/2008 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Complete
Blood Ties by This Taped Heart reviews
Because of an ancient blood bond, Gemma and Kartik are left with no choice, love each other, or die apart – for their futures are now entangled tightly as ever.
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,407 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 4/29/2008 - Published: 10/12/2007
Real Girls Play Softball by efficacious humorosity reviews
A modern version of "Pride and Prejudice." Will Darcy and Charley Bingley transfer to Washington Preparatory School, where they meet best friends Jane Benson and Elizabeth Bennet. Love and drama ensue. What awaits the four of them during the school year?
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 20,676 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/15/2008 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Complete
Brotherhood by blondie AKA robin reviews
The Cullen boys go hunting. Jasper can't stop quoting the Princess Bride, Emmett can't stop quoting Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and Edward, rather put out, responds with Shakespeare. Hilarity ensues! Cowritten with the awesomely funny LindaRoo!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,198 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Complete
Read On by Irony12 reviews
A one-shot, modern, slightly P&P fic that draws a line between novels and reality. Very Fluffy.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,555 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Complete
Sealed With A Kiss by Rosa17 reviews
Extended scene from the 2005 movie Pride and Prejudice when Lizzy and Darcy are in the field.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Complete
Sweet Misery by LunaEquus reviews
A modern tale of A Great and Terrible Beauty. Still the same sorrow, love, and drama, only set in present day New York City. How might this setting change things for Gemma and Company? ON HIATUS! Sorry guys! 8C
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 48,649 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 12/27/2007 - Published: 10/1/2007
Six Go Mad With Drums And Bass by LunaEquus reviews
What if Gemma, Kartik, Ann, Felicity, Pippa, and Ithal were in a band together? What if they lived in the same house? Title may eventually change!
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,777 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/19/2007
A Childhood Meeting by The Sun Also Rises reviews
This oneshot is based on a hypothetical situation in which Gemma and Kartik meet five years before AGATB on the dusty streets of Bombay. All is told in Kartik's POV. R and R please!
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,651 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/3/2007 - Complete
Memories Of Old by This Taped Heart reviews
Mysterious events lead to the loss of Gemma's memories. All she has left is a trace of who she used to be, and a strange name cut into her arm. Kartik. But she no longer knows this person that she had cared deeply for. Can he help restore her memories? R&
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/28/2007
Such Terms of Cordiality by Peradan reviews
Elizabeth and Darcy meet for the first time in the summer of 1811, at Ramsgate, over tea and a nearelopement with few of the prejudices that plagued the original courtship, they quickly and easily become friends.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,794 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 11/20/2007 - Published: 7/3/2006
Nectar of the Gods by LunaEquus reviews
A chilling realization leaves Kartik and Gemma on the run for their lives. Who can they trust now but each other? On their quest to sort out the mess that has become their lives, they learn a few things about each other, and inevitably themselves.
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 84,213 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 10/21/2007 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Complete
My Knight in Shining Spandex by Marshie12 reviews
My name is Morgan. I basically love my life. I like shopping, sleeping and stealing my best friend's notes from all the lectures I miss. Oh and torturing Kade! Did I forget to mention that? A Fractured take on Emma in college.
Emma - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,637 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/20/2007 - Published: 9/8/2007
In the Realms by LunaSoleil07 reviews
The New Order, led by Gemma Doyle, must contend with their newest, most powerful enemy for the Realms' magick. Expect Kartik sightings, Pippa fightings, and unexpected confusion. Set in classic Libba Bray narrative. R&R.
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,956 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/4/2007 - Published: 10/22/2005
P&P: Abbreviated and Unfabricated by Marshie12 reviews
This is what I like to call a quickie. A very short story set out with only one goal in mind... ok nevermind. Make that no goals in mind. A just for fun story and parody. The tale of Carly and Danny. Completely finished!
Emma - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 21,747 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/16/2007 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Complete
Spence University by LunaEquus reviews
College students in present day. Need I say more? Essentially plotless drabble. It's a laugh, I promise.
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,493 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 9/9/2007 - Published: 5/9/2007
Divine Torment by Marie of Romania reviews
Ever wonder what Kartik was thinking throughout his encounters with the mysterious Gemma Doyle? Does he see her as a task, someone to be used for the Rakshana’s benefit? Or does he see her as something else? Observe the world through Kartik’s eyes.
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,488 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/29/2007 - Published: 10/2/2006 - Complete
Old Secrets by inksmudged reviews
The Christmas after she rejects him, Gemma is visited by Simon Middleton. But there is much more to Mr. Middleton than she ever expected. Gemma must balance the pressures of society with the demands of the realms. GemmaxKartik or SimonxGemma?
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,484 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/20/2007 - Published: 3/29/2007 - Complete
Great and Terrible Outtakes by LunaEquus reviews
What if the actors for the AGATB movie were actually the characters themselves?
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,116 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/5/2007 - Published: 6/23/2007
Out Of Bounds by Livdarcy reviews
He was out of bounds. I mean come on, he was my brother's best friend. Unfortunately this doesn't stop me from feeling the way I do. Could he perhaps like me to? NAH IMPOSSIBLE
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,124 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/5/2007 - Published: 7/27/2006
Seven Days in Sunny June by LunaEquus reviews
For seven days in June I wasn't lonely... A mini series exploring the relationship between Kartik and Gemma. Seven occurrences around the time of Gemma's 17th birthday. Complete!
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,133 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/26/2007 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Complete
Irish Coffee by LunaEquus reviews
Oneshot in Ithal's POV. A different side of our two favorite gypsy boys. Implied IthalFelicity and KartikGemma.
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,930 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/1/2007 - Complete
In The Wrong Hands by Livdarcy reviews
ONE SHOT Darcy in an effort to win Elizabeth writes her a love letter. But by some twist of fate ends up getting read by Mrs Bennet! Now Mrs Bennet would surely realise it wasn't for her, wouldn't she? Will Darcy get to propose again to Lizzy? Of course!
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,248 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Complete
Gemma and Kartik go to 7 11 by LunaEquus reviews
Libba Bray, on her LiveJournal, joked about Gemma and Kartik going to a Victorian 7 11. This is that idea realized. Hilarity ensues! Please read and review!
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,486 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/30/2006 - Complete
The Untouchable by Marshie12 reviews
There is a girl that has managed to lodge herself in my temporal lobe. Or whatever lobe that it is girls like to take over in your brain. Don't ask me I'm a football player. Not a brain surgeon. Meet Cam and Sean. P&P americanized.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 32,012 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 11/14/2006 - Published: 10/7/2006 - Complete
Remembrance and Reconciliation by SnapdragonSmile reviews
Andrew Yates hasn't seen the woman he loves, Sophie Brown, in five years. What happens when he forced into contact with her again? P&P, except with a twist. Modern.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,478 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/9/2006 - Published: 11/6/2006
Season of Courtship by Peradan reviews
Darcy and Elizabeth become better acquainted over the course of their engagement.
Crossover - Pride and Prejudice & Lady Susan - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,573 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 745 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 10/9/2006 - Published: 2/24/2006 - Complete
Love and Other Accidents by paperclipz reviews
Done! A modern P and P. Darcy and Bingley are musicians trying to find material for their new album in a rural college town...where they meet the Bennet twins who are surviving college together. Lizzy's a photographer, and Jane's a med student.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 208,718 - Reviews: 773 - Favs: 1,281 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 9/2/2006 - Published: 1/12/2006 - Complete
JINGLE BELLSSCARCROW STYLE by Canman reviews
A song, sung to the tunes of jingle bells, about the first two scarecrow books.
Matthew Reilly - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/14/2006
Shine by luna leigh reviews
Beth's last summer before college was going perfectly well until the arrival of Will Darcy threatened to change everything. After repeated misunderstandings, can they ever manage to be friends?
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 115,760 - Reviews: 851 - Favs: 1,373 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 6/10/2005 - Published: 9/24/2003 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
Unwanted Attractions by schizoidmastermind reviews
Modernized version of P&P. Elizabeth's life was perfectly alright before Charles entered Jane's life bringing Darcy with him.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,709 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/28/2005 - Published: 8/18/2004
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The Bittersweet Between reviews
A collection of assorted drabbles and oneshots for Round 7 of the Twilight Twenty-Five Challenge. Rated M because of things that will probably happen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 11,724 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/31/2013 - Published: 12/20/2012
Skyline reviews
He saw her when the world had swallowed her whole, and she saw nothing. Now that she finally sees him, can he convince her he was there all along? A drabble-thing for my Pancake on her birthday.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,364 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Edward, Bella
Drabble Dabbles reviews
A place for all the lonely drabbles that refuse to shut up until they're written, to call home.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 7,816 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 6/26/2011
Nothing But This reviews
Bella has trouble letting herself experience life. She holds back and stays cautious, scared of getting attached to those she might lose. But when she finds an intense connection with Edward, will she be able to make room for him in her heart?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,858 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Bella, Edward
Can You Whisper reviews
Drabbles and a single oneshot written for Round 5 of the Twilight Twenty-Five Challenge.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 4,698 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Complete
Chasing Storms reviews
"All that matters is the focus you have on me, the grip of your fingers and burn of your eyes. The raw tension between us, the feel of your skin on mine, against me and above me, touching every place and everywhere." For the lovely Vican on her birthday.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,137 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Edward, Bella
Cucumbers and Questions reviews
There's these chipmunks, something about kinks, a restroom, threats, forgetting ferrets and all of it wrapped in a birthday present for Chelle.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,205 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/11/2011
Dangling reviews
"I thought he would kiss me, braced myself for it. But he only laid his palm against my chest, long fingers reaching up to my naked collarbone. Then he turned and walked away." Christmas prez for my wifey, MentalistECBM. M rating for Many good reasons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,316 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 2/25/2011 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Edward, Bella
Flutters and Contradictions reviews
Pretending and thundering. Bold and numb. Make-believe and fire. Rectangles and wings. For Rya.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,471 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14/2011
Of Pepperoni and Porn reviews
Stilettos and toast. Experimenting and avoidance. Bambi and best friends. Drabbles written as love for Ollie.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 2,485 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/13/2011
Asunder reviews
Fear and pain and hurt and loss. Roommates and revival and rediscovery and love. Finding everything after what matters gets taken away. A story, told in twelve drabbles of 100-words or slightly more. For Lisa.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 1,928 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Bella, Edward
Frosting and an Ugly Sweater reviews
Thigh-highs and lazy Saturday mornings. Trophies and streaking. The Snow Miser and a triple dog dare. Love as drabbles, for Erin.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/31/2010
The Horse and The Ditto reviews
Voyeurism and semi-beards. Not being drunk and sucky blind dates. Beating hearts and moonless nights. Love in the form of drabbles for Mich.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 1,454 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/31/2010
Apples, Candles, and a Polka Dot Scarf reviews
Apples and sleeping naked. Candles and that pink shopping bag. A polka dot scarf and feeling safe. Drabbles and love for Chellerenee.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 1,635 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/31/2010
Mustache Man's Diner and the Despicable Deeds reviews
"And then... The coup de grâce. The holy grail. The fabled treasure. Atlantis. The Heart of the Ocean. The mother of all pearls. THE PANTS." Mildly-late Christmas present for the one and only hyacinthgirl18. Rated M for happy, fun PANTS times.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,948 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Edward, Bella
The Adventures of Catman reviews
He had his cats. The cats were awesome. And then she came along, and she had him. And his cats. Christmas prezzie for the wonderful Vican.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 1,645 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Edward, Bella
Twelve Days of the Randomly Assorted reviews
A collection of random drabbles for the TwiGirls Twelve Days of Christmas contest. Random pairings, random topics. Collab between me and the ever so lovely MentalisteECBM.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 5,279 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2010
Twelve Days of Geekward reviews
Entry for The TwiGirls Twelve Days of Christmas contest. For my favorite Evy ever - magnessina. "I found myself standing up for Geekward Cullen, as most everyone called the suspenders-donning, glasses-wearing guy I wanted to unlock my chastity belt."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 1,590 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Edward, Bella
The Shop at the Corner of Twilight reviews
Welcome to The River Divot, a sporting and assorted goods store. Mr H. is the manager, Mr C. the assistant manager, and other various persons in employ. Please ignore any bickering workers or ones ignoring you to read strange letters. Happy shopping! AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 48,093 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Bella, Edward
Magic Magellan reviews
What does one do when their friends drag them to a beach with smokin' lifeguards and volleyball players on a hot summer day? Why, take to the water, Styrofoam noodles and magic fingers, of course. Originally an entry for The Summer Lovin' Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,574 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Edward, Bella
Swedish Tags reviews
Alice gets Bella to go shopping with her, and Edward follows along. But see, there’s these itchy tags... Slightly OOC maybe, after Breaking Dawn, Edward's POV, and with vampires.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Edward, Bella
Until You reviews
Darcy/Lizzy songfic to Until You by Dave Barnes. Pretty self-explanatory if you know the song which I recommend listening to if you haven't already.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2008
After Arguing reviews
Random, modern P&P thinglet. It's after an argument between Will and Lizzy. Takes place once the original story--minus them getting married--ended.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2008