Author has written 9 stories for Harry Potter, Twilight, Alice in Wonderland, and Changeling, 2008.
Stuff to do on a elevator
Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
67 of Americans say 'I Love You' ... only 10 mean it. If you are part of the 10 who mean it, copy this into your profile.
98 of teens have tried smoking. If you are part of the 2 who haven't, then paste this into your profile.
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
You laugh because I'm different...I laugh cause I just farted!
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
How Many Roads Must A Man Walk Down Before He Admits Hes lost?
"Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together."
He who laughs last didn't get it.
Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
The Stupid Test! Teehee. (put an x next to the one that is you, than in the end, add up all of the x's. if you have 18 or less, than u r not stupid.) p.s. this is not a real test, just something for fun!
(x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
(x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
(x) You have run into a glass/screen door.
(x) You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
(x) You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
(x) You have run into a tree.
(x) It IS possible to lick your elbow
(x) You just tried to lick your elbow.
(x) You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star have the same rhythm.
(x) You just tried to sing them.
(x) You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
(x) You have choked on your own spit.
(x) You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it.
(x) You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice
(x) You just looked at it.
(x) Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde/has blonde in it.
(x) People have called you slow.
~total so far= 17~
(x) You have accidentally caught something on fire
(x) You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.
(x) You have caught yourself drooling.
(x) You’ve fallen asleep in class
(x) If someone says “fart” you laugh.
(x) You just laughed.
~total so far= 23~
(x) Sometimes you just stop thinking (NO COMMENT!)
(x) You tell a story and forget what you were talking about
(x) People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you
(x) You are often told to use your “inside voice”.
(x) You use your fingers to do simple math.
~total so far= 28(uh oh)~
(x) You have eaten a bug.
(x) You are taking this test when you should be doing something important
(x) You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it
(x) You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand, pocket, head, etc.
~total so far= 32~
(x) You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you.
(x) You break a lot of things.
(x) Your friends know not to use big words around you
(x) You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused
(X) You have fallen out of your chair before
(x) When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling
38 I’m stupid
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already made fist and say, "oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you"
If you are obsessed with over 30 characters from books...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
QUOTES AND MORE COPY AND PASTE THINGYS!:
When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and leave the world to wonder how the hell you did it.
When life gives you lemons, squirt life in the eye and run like hell
My imaginary friend says you have issues.
WORLD DOMINATION MWAHAHAHAHA!!:
This is Bunny. (_)Copy and paste this bunny into your profile to help her gain world domination.
This is Mousie. Copy and paste Mousie into your profile to help her on her way to stealing world domination from Bunny.
This is Duckie. Copy Duckie into your profile to help him on his way to stealing world domination from Mousie. After Duckie has taken over the world, Kitty will take it over from him. Then Piggie will take it over from her.
This is Kitty, and she would easily take over the world from Duckie if she weren't stuck in the Warriors Dimension. Copy and Past Kitty into your profile to free her, leaving the way clear for Piggie.
This is Piggie. Piggie is a lot smarter than Kitty, and if she weren't stuck to that side of the screen, she would take over the world without even thinking about it. Copy and paste Piggie into your profile to give her the extra power she needs to free herself.
This is Snowy (with a levitated hat). Copy and paste Snowy into your profile to help her get her hat back on her head (unlike the other creatures, she has no wish to take over the world).
Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
RANDOMNESS IS GOOD!:
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