Guntz
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Joined 06-14-08, id: 1604458, Profile Updated: 01-03-14
Author has written 7 stories for One Piece, ThunderCats, Naruto, and Hobbit.

Hello there, the name is Guntz and I own this little turf here. I like to do a lot of writing (duh! Why else would I be here?) and since I'm not really good at coming up with the images of an original character, I always have to resort to Google images, Photobucket, and a friend that likes to draw and plot, and just draw so much to her hearts content. I'm not the most perfect write out there considering all I have on my computer is a Notepad, not some fancy Microsoft Word (wish I had, though) so expect a lot of bad grammar, misspellings, and among other things that just look bad. I wish I was intelligent enough to come up with really smart, sophisticated stories that make my old stuff seem childish, more depth and tricks that keeps my readers and fans guessing. Oh well, gotta make do with what I have in my hands, right?

So anyway, I have interesting things happen in the following years I've been on this site, I made friends, I made fanfics (some of which were sadly put out of their miseries because they were just bad), and I have a small growing collection of my most beloved fics and favorite authors. I also like to be unique in my own sense, although this thing was developed out of inspiration by some female authors; writing in an original male character's POV. I love OFC's, I just sometimes get tired of the cliche that someone happens to wander around and experiment, and viola! An OMC is born!

Alright, I kept you waiting and babble enough nonsense to probably put the choir to sleep. Look around my homepage to see some of the images I came up for some of my characters, although they might be changed should I see it fit. Like I said, enjoy!

Guntz

Deus Ex Machina

ThunderCats!2011 Fic! Samantha "Sam" Logan landed in another world where Animals are rulers of the Earth and human beings are an extinct race. And what's more, her mother had come to this world once upon a time. Involved with the Thunderians and their mission to defeat Mumm-Ra, Sam tags along in the hopes of discovering the mysteries about her mother and a way home.

He Said He Had A Story

Naruto Self-Insert(ish) Fic! "You've heard enough girls being reborn in the Naruto'verse, haven't you? Yeah, I'm one those poor suckers that was reborn, but guess what? I'm a guy." Kokuto was raised into the ways of a ninja and was given a new perspective of the very beings he had only seen in comics and televisions screens.

Life is Like a Boat

Guy-Falls-into-One Piece Fic! Reuben was just a fisherman and about to head off to college when business in the fish warehouse gets problematic. Along with a brave few, he volunteers to go out to sea for one last time but all plans go haywire when a storm throws him down into the raving dark ocean... only to find himself washed up at tropical beach. And from there he meets a boy with a straw hat...

Chronicles of Noir

Girl-Falls-In-Middle-Earth Fic! Celestine "Noir" Graham was thrown into another realm, leaving her bewildered and utterly lost. From the help of a ginormous elderly man who claims to be a wizard, she is led to a safe haven called The Shire, where she slowly grows to learn more about her unusual circumstances, along with the unexpected things that follow after...

The World Ends with You

One Piece Self Insert Fic! Normally when a person is born, things just go from there. But not for her. The moment she died, she took her first breath, and screamed. Follow the adventures of a girl born and growing up into the world of her once beloved manga, One Piece.

The Haunting of the Flesh

Thorin x Fem!Thranduil Fics! The tale about a Dwarf prince and an Elven Queen and how things could have been, and what the consequences would have been...

The Wyrm Bride

Warning: Non-con, dub-con! Young Ingrid of Laketown was naive and didn't know any better about the dangers that lurked in the dark... nor did she know about the beast that hid himself behind the mask of a mysterious yet handsome stranger.


Try not to Cry

Mommy ... Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, got straight A's, and I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day, I never said goodbye,

I'm sorry that I had to go, but Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack, my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear, sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now,

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best,

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest.

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, and please don't let this pass.

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one though, deserves this,

But Mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try,

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest.

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could,

Please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go with college, I wanted to try things that were new,

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, on that trip to the new zoo.

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy, I must go now, the time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel our date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know it's true,

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you."

In memory of the Columbine and Virginia Tech Students

Post this on your profile if you hate racism

Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! Did you know that 93 percent of the people that read this won’t repost it?

The white man said, "Coloured people aren't allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was Black, when I grew up I was Black, when I'm sick I'm Black,when I go in the sun I'm Black, when I'm cold I'm Black and when I die I will be Black. But you sir, when you're born you're Pink, when you grow up you where White, when you're sick you're Green, when you're in the sun you're Red, when you're cold you're Blue, and when you die you will be Purple. And you have the nerve to call me coloured?" The black man turned around and sat down, and the white man walked away...

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live. If you would do this for a loved one copy and paste this into your profile.

The Origins Of The Word Yaoi

Yama nashi, Ochi nashi, Imi nashi
"No climax, no point, no meaning."

Yaruze! Omae to Imasugu.
"Let's do it, you and me, right now!"

Yaruze imasugu! Oi! Kocchi Muke yo! Iize. Motto!!
"We're gonna do it right now! Hey, turn this way!! Yeah, you like that...harder!"


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Standing Still by L.V.Owl reviews
Life blindsided me, as it often does, but never did I expect to end up in one of my favorite books. I didn't expect a lot of the things that followed really. Like the horrific nightmares involving a certain Necromancer. Or the troupe of dwarves that I started to see as family. Or falling for a guy shorter than me who I knew was going to die. Possible Thorin/OC
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 82,675 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 4/14 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Thorin, Dark Lord Sauron, Kili
D ч є тнє в l α c к by PrayTonight reviews
Dying should have led my soul to Heaven; dying should have led my soul to peace. Instead... dying led me to death. OC Self-Insert! Warning: some contents may have Triggers!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,705 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 7/30/2012 - OC, Kokuto
Dreaming of Sunshine by Silver Queen reviews
Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 73 - Words: 339,713 - Reviews: 4654 - Favs: 4,347 - Follows: 4,031 - Updated: 4/11 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Shikamaru N., Naruto U., OC
Back to the Roots by volvagia09 reviews
Ichigo travels back in time and decides to prevent everything bad that happens to his friends due to Aizen's hunger of power to happen in the first place. Plays during the time of 'Turn Back the Pendulum'
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,942 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 1,294 - Follows: 1,509 - Updated: 4/2 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Ichigo K.
Home with the Fairies by I-Mushi reviews
We've all seen the horribly butchered and cliché girl-falls-into-Middle-Earth stories. So is it possible to make a semi-realistic one? Follow Maddie on her own adventure exploring Middle Earth as the opposite of a Tenth Walker.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 27 - Words: 236,352 - Reviews: 921 - Favs: 757 - Follows: 822 - Updated: 3/7 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Boromir, Eowyn, Faramir, Eomer
The First Shifting Grain by Cadel reviews
Sabaku no Gaara lands in the past to a time where everyone feared him and his father was still alive. He realises this will force him to regain everyones trust when they still think he's a blood-thirsty psychopath. Time-Travel.No pairing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 70,074 - Reviews: 756 - Favs: 1,723 - Follows: 1,971 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Gaara
The Way of the Vanilla One by The Curmudgeon reviews
There wasn't some great destiny for her future, nor a tangled web of tragedy for her past. She was just a teenager who did volunteer work and insincerely grumbled when her hands were so caked with charcoal they disappeared into the night. But Luffy said she was funny, and any protests lost the battle with laughter. OC-falls-into-One Piece story
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,297 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 11/1/2011
Doomed to Repeat by Fiachra Ochiern reviews
One year after Jiraiya's death, Naruto is no longer the ninja he once was. Faced with the chance to change everything that went wrong, can Naruto rise above the strength of his enemies, the suspicions of his friends, and most of all his own weaknesses?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 155,488 - Reviews: 1677 - Favs: 3,186 - Follows: 3,681 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Naruto U.
Like Father, Like Son by Rhiw reviews
The first time Dante met his son, the runt stole his pizza. The second time he had half the police force of Capulet East after him. The third time he saved the Kid's life and got a kick to the face. This time, he was determined to introduce himself.
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 56,636 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Dante, Nero
More Than Just Looking Through The Glass by NonTheWiser reviews
Sadie, is a young girl of 16. One day she finds her self sinking through the sand at her local beach. Where she ends up is not where she'd expect. But now she's in one piece and is 5 years old again. This is an Oc story.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 55,020 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Luffy, Sabo
S T E P S by Abderian Halcyon reviews
A car accident leaves Claire Steele humbled amongst the shambles of old arrogant dreams, regret, and new beginnings. But what does one do when faced with a new world run by a corrupt world government? It's simple really, make new friends, find new strengths, and become a person that falls often. The point is to always be willing to stand up again and to keep walking. Sanji/oc Oc
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 66,579 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 3/7/2010 - [Sanji, OC] Straw Hats P.
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Chronicles of Noir reviews
Noir had been raised by Hobbits ever since she came to Middle-Earth as a young girl. Under circumstances that Bilbo wasn't present at his home, she finds herself apart of Gandalf's schemes as the next burglar candidate to join the Dwarves on their quest to reclaim their home. As different as they are, they share one thing in common; they all want to find home.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,385 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/13 - Published: 4/13/2013 - Kili, Fili, Thorin, OC
тнє ωуям вяιdε reviews
Young girls should know never to follow handsome strangers that hide themselves, for the deeper they follow, the more likely the man will become a Beast. Smaug/OFC
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,131 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 6/9/2013 - Smaug, OC
The World Ends with You reviews
The moment I took my first breathe for what seemed forever, I screamed. OC-centric story!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,695 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/28/2013 - Published: 9/22/2013 - OC, Luffy, Straw Hats P.
The Haunting of the Flesh reviews
A series dedicated to fem!Thranduil x Thorin because there isn't enough to go around! [one/two/three-shots, Canon and AU]
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,948 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 8/3/2013 - [The Elven King of Mirkwood, Thorin]
He Said He Had A Story reviews
You think being reborn in the Naruto-universe is awesome? You think you automatically have the power to save the whole world like nothing? Sorry pal, but it doesn't work that way. OC-centric
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,135 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 9/29/2012 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Naruto U., OC
Life is like a Boat reviews
19-year-old Reuben, a young fisherman about to leave home, takes one last job to help his harbor town. Then a great storm at sea whisks him away and into a strange world where strong pirates rule the vast blue ocean, and the only person he can depend on for help is a boy in a straw hat... Not the normal OC falls into OP fic! :D
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 66,487 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Luffy, Straw Hats P., OC
Deus ex Machina reviews
My name is Sam Logan, the girl who crashed and awoke to find herself in Third Earth; a place where Humans have gone extinct and the Animals became rulers of the new age.
ThunderCats - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,073 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Lion-O, Tygra, OC